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scr 11th July 2005 02:51

Her website - http://www.slinky.net.nz/

seen-my-keys? 11th July 2005 02:54

:(:(:(

worst.
tits.
ever.

And the fact that she sounds (is?) fucking crazy doesnt help!

Stilgar 11th July 2005 05:28

http://www.slinky.net.nz/greenday.html

got a good laugh out of me

Mabd 11th July 2005 07:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
I'd still hit it.
3 reasons:
1) Future party story
2) Can say you've slept with a porn star
3) Cause i'm male :/

Seriously fucking funny!!!

Nice one. _b

Golden Teapot 11th July 2005 08:00

Those are the worst breasts I've ever seen. Why would anyone bother to photograph them?

Imagine the disappointment you'd feel if you unwrapped those for the first time.

That's the one case I've seen where money could be better used by not paying-off her student loan.

jeff_sichoe 11th July 2005 08:33

hahahaha

someone should send her a pack of quilted toilet tissue as her asshole has obvious wear & tear, or at least send her a message saying to stop wiping so hard

[WanG] Wandarah 11th July 2005 08:46

haha, mental patients are lol.

Velox 11th July 2005 08:58

ROFL! At that interview! She fully couldn't answer them questions, stupid ugly fat dumb bitch!

GET SOME TITS!
LEARN TO SING!
GET HOTT!
GET A BRAIN!
GET A LIFE!

YOU FUCKED UP BITCH!

Sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up.

Pimp-X 11th July 2005 09:17

Tragic.

Shazby 11th July 2005 09:22

one word "horrible"

?>Superman 11th July 2005 09:32

ahahaha

Chrono 11th July 2005 09:37

Seriously dude.. I woke up this morning and her image was still burnt into my cornea's.

I shouldn't have looked at those pictures before sleeping.

wasp 11th July 2005 10:15

She needs a lesson in shaving her minge!

leadinjector 11th July 2005 10:22

oh my god, those pictures... im gonna cry myself to sleep fopr the next week. so horrible. quint you are seriously fucked up if you would consider hitting that and werent totally off your face :/

Koffee 11th July 2005 10:29

In the words of American Dad..

"Who fired the gardner?"

[WanG] Wandarah 11th July 2005 10:30

lets start a pool for quint to get laid.

The Edge 11th July 2005 10:34

$1.50?

flic 11th July 2005 10:36

that audition was uncomfortable to watch

I won't be looking at the pictures!

I think some people were put on this planet to make the rest of us feel a whole lot better about ourselves

Trigger 11th July 2005 10:59

Quote:

Originally posted by flic
I think some people were put on this planet to make the rest of us feel a whole lot better about ourselves
high five!!!

Mr Melon 11th July 2005 11:01

I wish I had more hands so i could give them titties 4 thumbs down.

Mokoro 11th July 2005 11:12

I like how her audition ends. Hahah.... God damn, all this idol crap is filled with spoilt little shits who've never been told they suck.. Then they flip out when someone finally tells them they suck...

AND ITS SO FUNNY!

Jenza 11th July 2005 11:25

Unfortunately it doesn't have the bit where she ran out swearing and cursing. I was forced to watch the original and it was quite a bit longer.

xor 11th July 2005 12:18

I can't open the links at work. :( Has anybody written an article about her in Craccum? I could get Vasitron to write one

Jian001 11th July 2005 12:24

lols

DrTiTus 11th July 2005 12:38

Quote:

Originally posted by xor
I can't open the links at work. :(
Lucky for you bro~

Cyberbob 11th July 2005 12:39

aaaaaaaaaaahaha

Fucking hell, looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got her face mauled by an ugly bear, got dragged through an ugly forest, tossed into the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

Most hideous beast i've ever seen on tv.
As soon as i saw her pot belly and bad makeup i knew it was going to be a disaster.

Jamiepo 11th July 2005 12:57

The people I feel sorry for are her parents (that is unless she is the devil spawn that she appears to be). You would have to wonder where you went wrong to have a daughter such as her.

She seems to me to be a try hard, with super low self esteem that just wants to get noticed, cause lets face it apart from all of the shit that she's done she is pretty ordinary in looks and obviously in intelligence.

Oh and the radio interview is sooo crackup, she is the mean bogan bitch man and her fingers look really dirty and scummy, I wouldn't put anything inside of her.

Foggerty 11th July 2005 13:20

She's a rather confused person....

StN 11th July 2005 13:30

Quote:

Originally posted by Foggerty
She's a rather confused person....
She's fucken mental. And ugly. And those fingers. And tits.

It's horrible. The things nightmares are made of.

John Titor should have warned us all.

The Edge 11th July 2005 14:16

"Crash and Burn" eh. At least she sung a song appropriate to her career, right?

Savage 11th July 2005 14:18

wouldn't that imply that it actually got off the ground in the first place? :D

MrTTTT 11th July 2005 14:19

someone should send her this thread link -_-. for gags.

The Edge 11th July 2005 14:20

See above: she'll be here soon, apparently.

Savage 11th July 2005 14:22

Isn't it nice that we have two pages of abuse already waiting for her when she arrives? :)

Saves us the time / trouble of building it up til she's banned or chased off the board.

Reformed_Quint 11th July 2005 14:26

Ok a few people made me go back and actually look at the photos, and i got to admit, its pretty bad, definatly need a few beers :/

flic 11th July 2005 14:27

Is she a ten pinter?

StN 11th July 2005 14:28

Quote:

Originally posted by flic
Is she a ten pinter?
I believe the degree of substance abuse required is beyond the capabilities of most mortal livers.

Acido 11th July 2005 14:30

she looks quite similar to Allegra .. they might be related..

jeff_sichoe 11th July 2005 14:33

Quote:

Originally posted by flic
Is she a ten pinter?
You'd need something a little stronger than mere alchohol

MrTTTT 11th July 2005 14:36

haha, i can't wait! what makes you think she will be coming here.
the gags, they just won't stop.


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