Random Thoughts II

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by CCS

I'm just trying to understand precisely what it is that makes him sexy. I mean, that's really a step above the usual, no? So far we have smart, suave, not pompous (apparently) but also no oil painting. So... like... doesn't that really just amount to Great Chap, Not Too Bad Looking? I need to know what it is that makes him go from Great Chap NTBL to Sexy. I want to steal and bottle it and keeps it for myself.

It's je ne sais quoi. Sorry, but it's hard to pin down.

He hasn't always played the sinister or bad guy, and he's sexy when interviewed by the press, so it's not the type-cast aspect. It's not the money, because Brad Pitt makes more and leaves me cold, as do many other male actors. It's not because he's unattainable (see Brad Pitt point). It's something that doesn't translate to still photography though, because he's only sexy when fully animated, so it's probably in his speech and physical mannerisms somewhere. That's as close as I can get.

Try behaving, moving, and sounding like him, and see where it gets you.

[Reformed_Quint]

Being sexy sounds fucking difficult...

I'm just going to use my own tried and true method of getting laid, rape.

so much easier.

[Helious]

bwartz, hahaha

[Ab]

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Being sexy sounds fucking difficult...

I'm just going to use my own tried and true method of getting laid, rape.

so much easier.

Don't you find it hard to yell "no, stop!" convincingly time after time?

[sv]

Originally Posted by chiQ

Try behaving, moving, and sounding like him, and see where it gets you.

In NZ it'll probably get you assfucked by a tranny in a public toilet.

[Ritalin]

Originally Posted by chiQ

It's je ne sais quoi. Sorry, but it's hard to pin down.

It's something that doesn't translate to still photography though, because he's only sexy when fully animated, so it's probably in his speech and physical mannerisms somewhere. That's as close as I can get.

Agreed. As a generalisation, women aren't as visually influenced as men are. So while a hot piece of ass is still a hot piece of ass, true sexiness is usually down to the mannerisms, body language, and charisma.
A hot accent doesn't hurt, either.

[xor]

Originally Posted by Ritalin

Agreed. As a generalisation, women aren't as visually influenced as men are. So while a hot piece of ass is still a hot piece of ass, true sexiness is usually down to the mannerisms, body language, and charisma.
A hot accent doesn't hurt, either.

I used to flat with a girl that wasn't anything special, but whenever she walked into a bar or club guys would be ogle from everywhere. Maybe something primal?

[crocos]

Originally Posted by xor

I used to flat with a girl that wasn't anything special, but whenever she walked into a bar or club guys would be ogle from everywhere. Maybe something primal?

Or maybe you were just stuck in "The Friend Zone"

[Torka]

Originally Posted by crocos

Or maybe you were just stuck in "The Friend Zone"

Even as a joke this seems like a complete non sequitur, unless I read his post wrong.

[xor]

Originally Posted by crocos

Or maybe you were just stuck in "The Friend Zone"

i lived with my gf at the time...She was the flatmate.

[crocos]

^^^
Ah. Fair enough.

Originally Posted by Torka

Even as a joke this seems like a complete non sequitur, unless I read his post wrong.

As in xor was/is in denial that he thought she was hot-but-couldn't-get-a-date as she thought of him as "just a friend". Yeah, I was trying to be a smart-arse.

[Ritalin]

Originally Posted by xor

I used to flat with a girl that wasn't anything special, but whenever she walked into a bar or club guys would be ogle from everywhere. Maybe something primal?

Confidence and a smile go a long way... ?

[Ab]

Maybe she smelled good. I think there was a thread about this pheronomenon a few years back...

[Torka]

pheronomenon

*nerdy snort*

[CCS]

Originally Posted by chiQ

Try behaving, moving, and sounding like him, and see where it gets you.

So I should talk in a funny voice when I say "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy? Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

[arkanix]

Originally Posted by xor

I used to flat with a girl that wasn't anything special, but whenever she walked into a bar or club guys would be ogle from everywhere. Maybe something primal?

Big tits.
No-one looks at the face.

[Spink]

What's the laws involving noise control in australia compared to new zealand? or do they vary state by state.

http://www.justice.vic.gov.au/wps/wc...Noise+Disputes

Seems to be the jist of it, but not really hands on or in actuality? Like from what I know it's like a warning then confiscation of the noise making device here (nz)?

[Ritalin]

I think noise control regulationsin NZ are Bylaws, set by the city or regional councils? NFI how that pertains to the situation in AU though.

[chiquelet]

Originally Posted by sv

I think of him as an oily sleaze but he's tongue in cheek too... hmm.

He can sleaze on me when he's dressed as Snape any day He could also sleaze on me when he's not in character *le sigh*

And chiQ's right, sexy isn't about hotness. My loins have gone mental for John Malkovich ever since I saw him in that Harrison Ford movie when I was a kid, and he's far from an oil painting.

[chiquelet]

Originally Posted by CCS

I need to know what it is that makes him go from Great Chap NTBL to Sexy

He just oozes sex. Sexy is just something that you have, I reckon. Or maybe it's the pheromones. Either way, Rickman has "it".

And Ritalin, I hate you and your SPOILING. I've only just finished The Goblet of Fire, and apart from seeing Order of the Phoenix I have no idea what happens in books 6 and 7. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER.

[CCS]

Even if you're not too flash looking?

[Ritalin]

chiquelet: Don't bitch at me, it was dirty ol' Spink!

[CCS]

Snape kills Dumbledore??! WAT?!

[BloodDonor]

anyone see the 'V8 fan' on 3 news complaining petrol prices hadnt come down enough, because 'barrel of oil prices have come down alot'...

[sv]

Originally Posted by chiquelet

He can sleaze on me when he's dressed as Snape any day He could also sleaze on me when he's not in character *le sigh*

And chiQ's right, sexy isn't about hotness. My loins have gone mental for John Malkovich ever since I saw him in that Harrison Ford movie when I was a kid, and he's far from an oil painting.

My god woman... Malkovich is like the biggest homo in film. You may as well say you're horny for Liberace.

[chiquelet]

Originally Posted by sv

My god woman... Malkovich is like the biggest homo in film. You may as well say you're horny for Liberace.

Have you seen Dangerous Liaisons? Who cares if he's gay, straight, or bi, the man does a loin-quivering love scene.

[Ab]

^^ Mills & Boon reader

[arkanix]

Originally Posted by chiQ

It's je ne sais quoi. Sorry, but it's hard to pin down.

He hasn't always played the sinister or bad guy, and he's sexy when interviewed by the press, so it's not the type-cast aspect. It's not the money, because Brad Pitt makes more and leaves me cold, as do many other male actors. It's not because he's unattainable (see Brad Pitt point). It's something that doesn't translate to still photography though, because he's only sexy when fully animated, so it's probably in his speech and physical mannerisms somewhere. That's as close as I can get.

Try behaving, moving, and sounding like him, and see where it gets you.

It's because he has an arrogance backed by raw intelligence and wit.
You can win or inherit money, you can go to a gym or get a facelift to be beautiful, but genuine intelligence and genuine wit is something money can't buy.
Smart is sexy.
Super smart is super sexy.
It can't be faked or bought.

[chiquelet]

Originally Posted by Ab

^^ Mills & Boon reader

Never read one in my life. But I love the term "loin quivering" like chiQ loves the term "nadgers"

[lektronimo]

Originally Posted by CCS

Another BLUDDY bus fire this morning, causing one lane of the motorway to be closed. I didn't notice which company it belonged to as I drove past because I was too busy looking at the charred part, but Stagecoach previously has had 5 buses goes up in flames. The last one was in 2006, but fuck if I'm going to take public transport when they're going round exploding. If I have no choice but to ride the loser cruiser, there's no damn way I'm going to sit in the back seat with the cool kids. ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!

Richies it was. Was fucking late because of it... and in some form of irony, on my way back from work my car overheated and stopped on the motorway.

[doppelgänger of someone]

Originally Posted by Ab

Don't you find it hard to yell "no, stop!" convincingly time after time?

QOTD

I just watched Johnny English. John Malkovich was atrocious in it, Natalie Imbruglia equally so, but she is oh so pretty. Not sex kitten hot, but pretty, for a midget. Australia do produce a lot of pretty midget (Kylie as well).

[Ritalin]

And don't forget Isla Fisher.


and John Malkovich?!?! Dear god, the man's got a face like a bag of hammers.

[madmaxii]

No - but ups for SV

[Draco T Bastard]

Originally Posted by chiQ

He hasn't always played the sinister or bad guy, and he's sexy when interviewed by the press, so it's not the type-cast aspect. It's not the money, because Brad Pitt makes more and leaves me cold, as do many other male actors. It's not because he's unattainable (see Brad Pitt point). It's something that doesn't translate to still photography though, because he's only sexy when fully animated, so it's probably in his speech and physical mannerisms somewhere. That's as close as I can get.

Confidence.

When you're confident and relaxed within yourself it comes across in your body language in every move you make.

[Sp0nge]

proof that nzgames is good for your brain:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7667610.stm

[sv]

Originally Posted by chiquelet

Have you seen Dangerous Liaisons? Who cares if he's gay, straight, or bi, the man does a loin-quivering love scene.

"loin-quivering"... omg... that guy would eat would eat pussy the same way he'd eat a banana split - like he wouldn't want to taste too much in case he offended it.

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by arkanix

It's because he has an arrogance backed by raw intelligence and wit.
You can win or inherit money, you can go to a gym or get a facelift to be beautiful, but genuine intelligence and genuine wit is something money can't buy.
Smart is sexy.
Super smart is super sexy.
It can't be faked or bought.

Is he intelligent though? I've never seen a good enough interview to form an impression. He plays some very intelligent characters, but that's as much as I've found out in that direction

He doesn't come across as arrogant either, though again his characters often do.

Originally Posted by chiquelet

And chiQ's right, sexy isn't about hotness.

Oh, I think it's definitely all about hotness. I just don't think it's anything to do with prettiness, handsomeness, or any other pin-up trait.

[Synergist@]

Is this automatic or manual? I can only see two pedals and no stick:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=330278933245

[sv]

Originally Posted by chiQ

Oh, I think it's definitely all about hotness. I just don't think it's anything to do with prettiness, handsomeness, or any other pin-up trait.

All I read here is, bitches would fuck a weetbix if it was dressed up the right way.

[Ritalin]

Originally Posted by sv

All I read here is, bitches would fuck a weetbix if it was dressed up the right way.

If it was dressed right *and* had the right attitude!



Do you know any charismatic Weetbix?