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27th February 2014, 11:42 | #1 |
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Customs service worried about 3d printing "gold, gems, food or drugs"
Didn't they notice when everyone was laughing at Maurice Williamson about this?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/ga...of-making-guns "Three-dimensional printers can already make guns, and may soon allow people to create gold, gems, food or drugs in their living rooms, the Customs Service has warned." Bonus wtf: "You could be out of the back of a farm somewhere and break an 18-inch crescent wrench and just go over to the printer and print another one off. That's phenomenal. But not if your neighbour prints off a gun and pops over the fence and shoots you." |
27th February 2014, 11:47 | #2 |
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Wow, that story hasn't been recycled at all. /s
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27th February 2014, 12:03 | #3 |
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Why aren't we banning CNC machines on the same grounds? Or lathes? Or... shit... anyone can build a homemade gun if they have the inclination... I'm pretty sure homemade guns are already illegal. Do we ban people?
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Although people are already working on printable drugs, I expect you still need the component chemicals to manufacture the drugs... just as you would a meth lab. Such chemicals are already regulated. Anyway, if we can print gold then we can print anything. Tea. Earl grey. Hot. Hell, I'll print myself some explosives and then print myself some hand grenades and pack the explosives inside the hand grenade... I'd only be using them for fishing, mind. Not that I couldn't print fish with my replicator. I just like to throw grenades at fish, alright?
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5th March 2014, 16:43 | #5 |
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Worst thing, running out of neutrons half way through a print.
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5th March 2014, 19:21 | #8 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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The article was a joke. Yet another instance of awesome NZ journalism.
As for the main cause of concern, you might be able to print out a one-shot plastic gun but you still need a licence to buy the bullet for it! Muppets. |
5th March 2014, 20:36 | #9 |
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A joke or perhaps simply beyond the envelope of things that you can believe could ever be possible? I think the latter. Next the question is whether you're right and I feel duty bound to report you're not. The only useful question here is when this becomes a problem.
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5th March 2014, 21:32 | #11 | |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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Did you read the article? Did you read my post? Try again. |
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5th March 2014, 23:42 | #12 |
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Dude, just admit you're not beyond the envelope.
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6th March 2014, 16:40 | #13 | |
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6th March 2014, 16:46 | #14 |
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Dunno guys, it made sense to me.
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6th March 2014, 16:51 | #15 |
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Makes sense to me, Rince on crack again
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6th March 2014, 17:08 | #16 |
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Printing gold (not printing with gold) ain't gonna happen in our lifetime or in our children's lifetime, so let's just not worry about it.
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6th March 2014, 17:18 | #17 |
I have detailed files
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Pfft - until I build a flying car that eats rocks and poops gold that is.
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6th March 2014, 19:25 | #18 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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Just to clarify, I wrote that it was poor journalism, not that I don't believe molecular printing might one day be possible.
I'm just going assume GT was tired or something. Carry on. |
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7th March 2014, 06:46 | #20 |
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I'm going to assume here you know very little about particle physics.
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