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The ladies will be all over him in 10 years, buy him a big stick and train him now...
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6th July 2012, 14:16 | #283 |
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7 years old, can't believe it.
ObBirthdayPics: Feeding ze brain Feeding ze body |
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6th July 2012, 14:54 | #285 |
Don't worry, be harpy
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How time flies!
Happy birthday, Marshall |
6th July 2012, 15:27 | #286 |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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get a haircut, ya hippy!!!
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6th July 2012, 15:39 | #287 |
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Well done! HB kid!
So.. how old is your daughter now? |
6th July 2012, 15:49 | #288 |
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Next year, buy him a decent t-shirt ffs, a jeep? Thought you were cool man. |
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9th July 2012, 10:18 | #290 |
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What a gorgeous boy. Give him a hug from me.
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9th July 2012, 13:31 | #291 |
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I shall cheers!
needs a haircut though, that's shit's getting outta control |
24th December 2012, 17:14 | #292 |
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24th December 2012, 17:32 | #293 | |
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Time flying and all that...
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24th December 2012, 17:56 | #294 |
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would you believe that's POST-cut?
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24th December 2012, 18:01 | #295 | |
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24th December 2012, 20:53 | #296 | |
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Waitress came over and said "that table of women over there are just gushing over your son, they think he's the most gorgeous boy they've ever seen" just as Princess dived across the table with a knife in her teeth ready to wreak possessive maternal vengeance. |
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25th December 2012, 03:06 | #297 | |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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22nd July 2014, 18:57 | #298 |
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As of today, both the offspring are at school. Like, real 8.50-to-3.20 5-days-a-week school.
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22nd July 2014, 19:29 | #299 |
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Nice!
Logan started school yesterday so that's one less lot of crèche fees. Looking forward to not paying for the little one too - although that's years away yet :/ |
22nd July 2014, 19:59 | #300 |
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Had a beer or two with Princess at lunchtime today and we were like "...now what?"
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22nd July 2014, 21:40 | #302 |
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lolz
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15th June 2015, 13:35 | #303 |
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Kid's growing up. Ten in a few weeks, first public music performance this weekend past. Simple etudes, but he's only just got the "taking it seriously" bug quite recently. Killed it though, proud dad.
Believe it or not he did actually get a haircut, but you know, couple of months and I turn around and it's back to normal. |
22nd March 2017, 15:55 | #304 |
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Now 11. Picking the 2017 McLaren Vale shiraz.
Still hair. |
22nd March 2017, 19:31 | #305 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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Fred Dagg, is that you?...
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22nd March 2017, 20:18 | #306 |
Stunt Pants
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Keenly awaiting picture of Ab Jr passed out on pinball machine with mullet.
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24th March 2017, 14:45 | #307 |
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This is an almost verbatim account of a conversation MHG and I had last weekend:
"Hey mate what have you done today?" "I was on fire and I got two people to ragequit." "Sweet, keep up the good work." Jesus what have we made |
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18th September 2020, 10:02 | #309 |
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Growth continues
15 now. Has been playing Aussie Rules (aka "football" here) this year.
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18th September 2020, 22:02 | #310 |
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That seriously does not compute.
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19th September 2020, 12:19 | #311 |
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That's a grown ass man!
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21st September 2020, 16:40 | #312 |
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Keep up the good work.
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30th October 2020, 18:17 | #313 |
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The fuck?
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23rd May 2021, 22:10 | #315 |
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My oldest starts school tomorrow
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