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12th August 2013, 15:38 | #38001 |
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Made the mistake of adding a recruitment consultant a while back when I was looking for employ, instant regret.
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12th August 2013, 19:22 | #38002 |
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13th August 2013, 10:53 | #38003 | |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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13th August 2013, 12:46 | #38004 |
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Few weeks old news now however figure some NZG'ers might have missed this.
http://www.fateofthegame.com/war-of-...play-on-steam/ |
13th August 2013, 22:38 | #38005 |
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Has anyone noticed Youtube vids being shitty lately? Like stopping randomly in the middle of videos and not loading for ages?
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13th August 2013, 22:41 | #38006 |
Love, Actuary
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In more interesting news my latest shipment of saffron has just departed India.
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14th August 2013, 05:27 | #38007 | |
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14th August 2013, 10:38 | #38008 | |
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14th August 2013, 15:10 | #38009 |
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just realised i cannot be bothered learning a new piece of software. looks way to nerd elitist for me. going to be some fucked off people around when they figure out i ain't going to do that job for them.
Meh. Fuckem, should have got the tool i asked for. |
14th August 2013, 17:48 | #38010 | |
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14th August 2013, 19:45 | #38011 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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14th August 2013, 19:59 | #38012 |
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yup for sure.
googled again.
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14th August 2013, 20:42 | #38013 |
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So it's a Youtube thing rather than an ISP thing?
That's balls. On a side note, I thought I was having a heart attack today, turns out I've bruised my 3rd and 4th ribs, the doctor was surprised to find out that I can't even remember how I did it. I feel clumsy |
14th August 2013, 20:43 | #38014 |
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14th August 2013, 20:47 | #38015 |
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mpx, take a big shit recently?
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14th August 2013, 21:11 | #38016 |
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Unfortunately (?) no. Since the pancreatitis my diet has been pretty sweet so my poops are normal, no more satisfying "GET IT OUT" type poops.
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14th August 2013, 22:52 | #38017 |
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hmmmm. Been 'bating extra furious-like? You have eh.
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14th August 2013, 23:15 | #38018 |
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I actually connected the dots to gardening on Sunday in bad weather. I was weeding a garden that had turned into a jungle, was pulling out weeds with my left arm and digging with right - some of these fuckers were stuck in there. They'd be little sprouts on top but have carrot like roots and be holding on for dear life. I heard a crack at one point but thought nothing of it.
Fucking hell man, life after 30 is tough Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take my magnesium supplement and go to bed because it's already past grandpa mpx's bed time. (I really need to go to a gym) |
16th August 2013, 14:34 | #38019 |
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*BOOM* how big was that one?
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16th August 2013, 14:36 | #38020 |
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6.6. Felt it in 09.
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16th August 2013, 14:36 | #38021 |
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edit oh.. earthquake
didnt feel it :~( ppl near me did though. 09 too. |
16th August 2013, 14:36 | #38022 |
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currently rated at 6.9, same location as the latest swarm
http://geonet.org.nz/quakes/region/n...nd/2013p613797 edit, map is showing this as landbased, cape campbell
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17th August 2013, 18:33 | #38023 |
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Obligatory new desk layout / "look at how clean it all is" photo Studio Monitors were previously sitting on the Ikea Desk and taking up far too much real estate. Also, This desk may well not be used for AutoCAD / work anymore and will purely be used for music production... squeeeee |
17th August 2013, 18:47 | #38024 |
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did you check the stove?
Also, the random visit by the osh man in me says why for no height adjustable monitor?
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18th August 2013, 02:49 | #38025 |
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I just did a Captcha that was like "Prove you are a human, capture only the butterflies" and then the little box had some birds and bees and butterflies floating around in it and my cursor was a net.
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19th August 2013, 10:12 | #38026 |
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Whangarei at sea level is approx 26m further from the centre of the earth than Wellington.
This leads me to the only logical conclusion. We are better. |
19th August 2013, 11:24 | #38027 |
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Apparently 26m is all it takes to turn a town into a shithole.
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19th August 2013, 11:49 | #38028 | |
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20th August 2013, 15:14 | #38030 |
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customer logs a job via email saying her 'ibook' won't show anything on the display. I assumed she meant macbook as i've had people call them airbooks, mac airs, mac probook, ibook pro etc in the past (evidently apples strategy of targeting people who give zero fucks about computers is showing).
Go to meet her in her lab and am kind of surprised to find it's literally an actual 2001 12" white ibook. backlight is dead on the display. an easy workaround fix would be to just plug in an external monitor, but to make the story even more bizarre - i have one of these exact same laptops in the cupboard at my desk, so i set about repairing the faulty one. all set for another 12 years of being an over priced piece of crap
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20th August 2013, 16:13 | #38031 | |
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20th August 2013, 20:46 | #38032 |
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do you even have a draw bridge?
edit, btw, i dunno if you can really say, higher than. edit edit, at least not in that sense. Last edited by aR Que : 20th August 2013 at 20:50. |
21st August 2013, 09:00 | #38033 |
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Haha, I see what you did there.
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21st August 2013, 20:09 | #38034 |
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pretty dope, eh?
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22nd August 2013, 12:55 | #38035 |
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I like this guy, see him every day on the way to work:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/loca...ushes-for-poor A bit more about his story: http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/3954...-a-mans-dreams
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23rd August 2013, 14:53 | #38036 |
Nothing to See Here!
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Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new Supes/Batman film. How do you like them apples?
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23rd August 2013, 17:02 | #38037 |
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Pretty lol. He'd better get real beefcake. And get some tips from Bale on gargling with gravel.
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23rd August 2013, 20:17 | #38038 |
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Makes sense to me TBH. In fact I hope all of Affleck's roles are in movies I wouldn't watch anyway.
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26th August 2013, 18:34 | #38039 |
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does anyone get easy-yo? I think they recently change the taste somehow, the greek variety has improved considerably like it's naturally sweetened
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29th August 2013, 04:56 | #38040 |
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I woke up this morning, realising the depravity I have sunk to... I used to be anti-apple, rabidly so... Somehow, sometime along the line it all went wrong. Now I own; an iPhone, an ipad, a MacBook AND an iMac! Hi my name is Simon, and I have a problem!!! Is there an Appleholics Anonymous nearby?
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