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Old 10th March 2010, 10:19     #20001
A Corpse
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Australian woman decapitated by metal kicked up by a lawnmower.
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Old 10th March 2010, 10:29     #20002
Lykaios
 
Reminded me of this.
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Old 10th March 2010, 12:17     #20003
Spink
 
Yay 10% off stuff from penny arcade store if you use the couponcode TUBEFUND.

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=114180

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www.pennyarcademerch.com
www.firstparty.com

Coupon Code: TUBEFUND
Expires: 3/19/2010

It will get you 10% off your entire purchase.

Only exception on the products are the arenanet ones. Everything else - shirts, posters, books, polos, prints... all count.
I recommend buying stuff as a group due to intl shipping costs. We did this several times with some obots!
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Old 10th March 2010, 12:37     #20004
Saladin
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I'm miffed, I suggested Fruit Fucker cufflinks and div tie-pins to them years ago, as not all of us are slovenly t-shirt wearers, but they still haven't implemented them.. All they have added are polo shirts.. I can't wear that with a suit now can I?
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Old 10th March 2010, 12:55     #20005
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
a.k.a "how many different angles can we photograph a tractor from, 'cos there's fuck all else we can add to this story"
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Old 10th March 2010, 13:00     #20006
Warrick
Awesome Ring Master
 
^^ heh, ever since The Final Destination.. whenever I walk past lawn mowers(any shape or size) I look away and raise my shoulders to protect my neck.

I also freak out when I see people standing on bridges above motorways.

Yup, I'm a paranoid wuss.
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Old 10th March 2010, 13:20     #20007
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrick
I'm a wuss.
heh.
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Old 10th March 2010, 13:38     #20008
Claymore
 
good to see the nzg irc channel lively as always !
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Old 10th March 2010, 14:47     #20009
gentle
 
Here's a cool article on Kowloon Walled City. I've stayed in Kowloon and while some areas have a vague ambiance of it's former status, I'd never have thought it would've looked like it did back in the 80's. Truly unreal and one of those places that if I could travel back in time would go there in a heart-beat.

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Old 10th March 2010, 15:37     #20010
Reformed_Quint
 
Congratulated someone on having their baby... yea... they had a miscarriage.

Man, could shit be more awkward.
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Old 10th March 2010, 15:37     #20011
Cyberbob
 
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^^ heh, ever since The Final Destination.. whenever I walk past lawn mowers(any shape or size) I look away and raise my shoulders to protect my neck.

I also freak out when I see people standing on bridges above motorways.

Yup, I'm a paranoid wuss.
I refuse to drive behind any logging trucks.
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Old 10th March 2010, 15:39     #20012
blynk
 
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I refuse to drive behind any logging trucks.
I'm cautious around trucks. But thats not because of some stupid movie. Its because of the stories where wheels fall off or parts come flying off.
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Old 10th March 2010, 15:44     #20013
Thomas Meatball
 
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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint
Congratulated someone on having their baby... yea... they had a miscarriage.

Man, could shit be more awkward.
lol! Lemme guess, you saw the bump has gone and figured they must have had a baby? Fair enough conclusion to come to I suppose, but personally I don't give a crap about other people's babies so I don't talk about them unless I have to :/

But srsly, lol!
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Old 10th March 2010, 15:46     #20014
Reformed_Quint
 
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Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball
lol! Lemme guess, you saw the bump has gone and figured they must have had a baby? Fair enough conclusion to come to I suppose, but personally I don't give a crap about other people's babies so I don't talk about them unless I have to :/

But srsly, lol!
My thoughts exactly, but I was like 'Aha! Time to show your sensitive side.'

Backfire.
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Old 10th March 2010, 16:07     #20015
Deff
I felt shocked
 
Had alot of trouble reading this one...


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It was always interesting to me, what your culture? That inhabitants of other party of the earth love. It always was the riddle for me.
I have started to search for myself the partner in life absolutely recently. I hope that you understand that the person cannot there is constantly one. Certainly the person which near to me will be necessary to me.
If you here also write to me. You mean as is lonely, means to us it is necessary that we were not lonely and were together once in the near future.
Tell to me about itself. If you answer me I will try to tell to you all about yourself, to begin with I will give you a few information on my age of 30 years, and my growth of 170 centimetres and I from Russia.
I hope that to start it will suffice you. We are still absolutely not familiar, but I think that soon all will be corrected also we will know each other very well, I hope that this correspondence will lead us something big than dialogue is simple.
I hope that you will write to me seriously because I search for the serious person for a joint life.

I would like at once you to ask, if it was not pleasant to you that I have written to you then it is not necessary for me to answer or be rude in the letter. As it is not pleasant to me when at me simply photo of the frank maintenance so I ask do not ask from me naked photos. I the normal decent girl and I search only for serious relations, I do not like to play game, gravity is necessary to me only.

Please reply only to my personal email: [email protected]

If you want I will learn is glad to reply you more.
All good greetings from Ru from Olga
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Old 10th March 2010, 16:37     #20016
crocos
 
^^^
S/he's hot for you man.

Quote:
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I refuse to drive behind any logging trucks.
You have a licence?
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Old 10th March 2010, 16:37     #20017
Dweeb
 
I've had that come twice today on the work email.
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Old 10th March 2010, 17:42     #20018
Matt0r
 
the vending machine behind me makes a pulsing noise like a cylon, I keep expecting it to say BY YOUR COMMAND when someone gets a coke..
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Old 10th March 2010, 18:21     #20019
crocos
 
Well a "Cylon eye" aka "Knight Rider" circuit is dead easy, and I know how to make a tiny radio-remote-controlled MP3 player, a small amp, and wire it to a speaker...
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Old 10th March 2010, 19:54     #20020
fidgit
Always itchy
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberbob
I refuse to drive behind any logging trucks.
I try to keep away from outlet pipes in the bottom of swimming pools myself.






Oh god why did they make a 4th D:
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Old 10th March 2010, 20:11     #20021
BathTub
 
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Yeah I got one

<3 free books

Is Ray Comfort the banana guy?
Yeah that's the one.
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Old 10th March 2010, 20:28     #20022
p01s0n
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberbob
I refuse to drive behind any logging trucks.
ah yes, with all the open road driving that you do, I imagine that must be quite the nuisance!
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Old 10th March 2010, 21:08     #20023
lektronimo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by blynk
I'm cautious around trucks. But thats not because of some stupid movie. Its because of the stories where wheels fall off or parts come flying off.
Yeah, like that episode of Mythbusters and head decapitation from an exploding truck tyre.
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Old 11th March 2010, 03:04     #20024
herp
 
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...eful-us-83rd/?

NZ rated the most peacful nation on Earth.
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Old 11th March 2010, 06:37     #20025
Kryten
 
Reading the comments following that article make me ashamed for playing my part in keeping the Internet working - sorry, everyone.
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Old 11th March 2010, 08:20     #20026
xor
 
I just cough farted in class
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Old 11th March 2010, 09:00     #20027
Saladin
Nothing to See Here!
 
This is pretty awesome.. Conan O'Brian on twitter

http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien

He's personally employing the writers who were dumped by NBC along with him, to write one tweet a day.
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Old 11th March 2010, 12:35     #20028
A Corpse
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Warrick's moved to Wisconsin it seems.

http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-14635.html
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:01     #20029
Torka
 
It's a beautiful sunny day in Wellington and the Stuff weather section has been claiming all day that it's raining. Not just that it will rain - that it's raining right now. WTF?
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:07     #20030
Torka
 
And now it actually starts raining just to make me look bad

/wrists

Seriously though it was claiming it was raining out from 9am to 1pm when it was clear and sunny and hot

How are we meant to trust weather forecasts when they can't even correctly say what weather is in the present
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:11     #20031
gentle
 
o_O

HAHA.

Seriously, why do people on this website read stuff.co.nz when there are a thousand other websites providing the same thing, and then come to another website to complain about it?
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:13     #20032
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Torka
How are we meant to trust weather forecasts when they can't even correctly say what weather is in the present
Mmmm why does this ring a bell.
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:14     #20033
Torka
 
Quote:
HAHA.

Seriously, why do people on this website read stuff.co.nz when there are a thousand other websites providing the same thing, and then come to another website to complain about it?
Oh fuck off
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Mmmm why does this ring a bell.
Yeah thought that after typing it, probably similar to another post
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:15     #20034
Saladin
Nothing to See Here!
 
I thought that icon represented the forecast, not the current weather.
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:18     #20035
gentle
 
Rolling eyes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Torka
Oh fuck off
Riiiight, so how about that weather, interesting stuff huh?
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:22     #20036
Torka
 
Hey don't roll your eyes at me
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:24     #20037
Redneck
 
i GIS'd "roll eyes" and up came this



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Old 11th March 2010, 14:24     #20038
crocos
 
^^^
I like your GIS skill.

The Far North is going to be loving this rain though. Looks like most of the country is going to get a little wet over today/tomorrow.
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:25     #20039
Reformed_Quint
 
Did some sampling at the WWTP today, good times, covered in lime and effluent now, its fricken MEAN! Anyway, had to put the turds i'd collected on ice so drove down to the mobil i'd stopped in at earlier and gotten a bag of ice from, i'm a creature of habit, what can i say.

Approached the counter, correction, stalked up to the counter as i was grumpy as fuck. 'bags of ice, two, need reciept', i wasn't there to fuck spiders you see. Little indian girl behind the counter says 'we cannot do a reciept for that.' i snatch the money back and give her my best 'what the fuck look.' She smiles, 'just joking' i'm taken aback you understand, i'd stereotyped her as being the dry balls kind, but, i shake it off, nothings going to stop me from getting this ice. She puts the sale through and gives me 2 dollars change and remarks 'no reciept and no ice for you.' I should have been forewarned by her previous joke, but nay, i'm near raging, open my mouth to let off some hand picked cuss words and get another 'i'm only joking.'

I got fucking played by an indian girl working at a mobil. TWICE.

God damn.
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Old 11th March 2010, 14:25     #20040
gentle
 
Quote:
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Hey don't roll your eyes at me
What would be good emoticon to portray the 'thatched eyebrows with a half smirk', I think the expression would be 'incredulous' - is there an incredulous emoticon because that's the one I'm after.
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