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Old 6th May 2004, 13:52     #41
Cookie
 
Angry talking

There once was an NZG massive,
Who had trouble with reading this passage,
They all thought it was she,
Who told them of the party,
Now her aggression will be far less than passive.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:56     #42
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
Hidden in a limerick huff
Cookie said she was tough
So boys, don't tease
Don't use anal-eze
Because this girl likes it rough

Last edited by Whiplash : 6th May 2004 at 13:57.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:58     #43
seen-my-keys?
 
this one goes out to therm.


There once was a guy with his girl,
whos dad gave her necklace of pearl,
it got in her hair,
but she didnt care,
it made for a good N.Z.G. Url.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:59     #44
catalystnz
 
Katalyst eventually left
When hit up about all his theft
With the money he ran
Till Fair Go foiled his plan
And left him of all hope bereft
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:04     #45
Bahamut
The Lord of the Dragons
 
There once was a site called goatse.
The site caused some controversy.
The stretched ass site was pulled down.
By the Christmas Island domain clowns.
But you can still Google the gallery.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:07     #46
TnT
 
One night Cookie was in #NZGames
She perhaps should've been a bit more tame
Trigger said 'Anals where it's at'
She said 'Ooo yuk I don't do that'
And things haven't been quite the same.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:09     #47
Simon
SHG
 
An image we all like to mock:
"Juju alone on a rock"
But for all the hours wasted
All the images pasted
Still no pic of CCS' cock.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:12     #48
StN
I have detailed files
 
Cunning One for Perfk and the nice Russian lady...

There once were some NZG chicks
Who took digital avatar pics
With their boobies out
The pics got about
From caches on various disks
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:16     #49
BadNova
 
while all this discussion of anal
is nearing the limits of banal
to perform such a trick
within a limerick
is nothing short of quite painful
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:21     #50
TnT
 
There's a group at which we all like to scoff
Some laugh so hard that they cough
Some said 'It's a mope'
Others cried 'Don't be a dope'
Until Torka piped up, A Roffle of Goths
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:22     #51
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Whiplash
there once was a girl named cookie
who liked a bit of the nookie
with rainbow lipstick
its over with quick
'cause she wants it where she makes dookie
WIN!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:23     #52
Simon
SHG
 
Quote:
Originally posted by TnT
One night Cookie was in #NZGames
Her morals, she tried to protect 'em
And Trigger worked hard to inspect 'em
Oh we laughed and we cried
And the hours flew by
As Cookie defended her rectum.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:27     #53
TnT
 
Cookie said that's definately a no go.
But the pleasures Trigger did try to show.
She said, Bahamut
Won't go near my butt
So we introduced her to Rocco.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:29     #54
StN
I have detailed files
 
Cunning linguist

There was a young girlie named Flick
For insomnia she had a neat trick
Down she would lay
With herself she would play
Although her botty occasionally likes dick
 
Old 6th May 2004, 14:55     #55
~~kj
 
Wacked Based on a true story

"Too much Net, not work" they said
I'd pulled over 180 meg
I set Show Pictures to null
18 months its worked well
(But still switch 'em on for Photoshop threads)

Last edited by ~~kj : 6th May 2004 at 14:57.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:12     #56
Simon
SHG
 
This thread is completely brilliant. Big ups seen-my-keys
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:16     #57
seen-my-keys?
 
*bows*

 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:18     #58
BadNova
 
A post I'd made was quite obscene
Looking back it should not have been
I thought: nothing to fear
I'll click this button here
But the edit limit was fifteen
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:21     #59
Simon
SHG
 
Work habits are going all wonky
I'm concerned that my boss thinks I'm shonky
You see how I'm torn,
Should I work? Or watch porn?
Yes, it's back to the chick with the donkey
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:21     #60
BadNova
 
After all the other posts were read
it was time to contribute instead
typed out my reply
and then let it fly
but - fuck! - i had just clicked 'new thread'
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:32     #61
seen-my-keys?
 
A certificate of acheivement has been awarded to:

Simon,
Badnova,
Pepsi,
Spoon1,
STN.

Haha, made me LOL.

Certificate of participation for:

Gerbs,
Rabble.



EDIT:

P.S.
Rabble is a girl? I never knew.

*makes note to disregard rabbles opinion in the future*


Last edited by seen-my-keys? : 6th May 2004 at 15:34.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:33     #62
TnT
 
The quality of threads Spacecowboy said had degraded
The posters had become quite jaded
Along came seen-my-keys
and said 'Limericks please'
Seen-my-keys you should be congratulated
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:45     #63
seen-my-keys?
 
It seems all the posts had degraded-
There was no one new to be spaded.
So instead they tease cookie,
about how she likes nookie,
their hopes of buttsex not yet faded.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:54     #64
BadNova
 
Post by a porn star was upending
normal conversational blending
was this porn star
a freak? or a tard?
both; it was Therm gender bending
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:55     #65
seen-my-keys?
 
Talking

haaha, nice.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 15:57     #66
Gerbs
 
All you limerickers are win
you come up with lines when pricked with a pin
you blow me away
thats not easy to say
this is the end of mine so FIN!

(I still suck)
 
Old 6th May 2004, 16:03     #67
TnT
 
Back to the pluckster

Ol' Pluck came to NZG for advice
A load on her face was his vice
But his love life it sank
From Bukakke to Wank
Now even fat chicks won't look at him twice
 
Old 6th May 2004, 16:05     #68
BadNova
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gerbs
All you limerickers are win
you come up with lines when pricked with a pin
you blow me away
thats not easy to say
this is the end of mine so FIN!
Gerbs, it is not like we are thinking
'your limerick lines, they are stinking'
but that last rhyme
shows that it is time:
abandon ship, quick, it is sinking

 
Old 6th May 2004, 16:35     #69
catharsis
 
They all say I like 'em so young
But with young one's the best's yet to come
'Extreme' had it right
'Little Girls' are so tight
So I feed them all with my love rum.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 17:51     #70
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
There was a clan of Orphans from Hades
Who thought they were all the bee's knees
But along came Clan Hurricane
And did dub the Orphans insane
Then promptly took Bloodrain 1 with great ease
 
Old 6th May 2004, 18:27     #71
Mabd
 
Devil grin

Pepsi wrote a lim'rick about me
It's true the net at work I no longer see
It was cunts and also dicks
in the thread 'post your pics'
that made me as sad as only cEv can be.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 18:43     #72
catalystnz
 
With thread-picking, back-alley surgeons
These forums are no place for virgins
Rocco is king
He invades woman's rings
while his load from their mouths is emergin'
 
Old 6th May 2004, 18:56     #73
p-b
 
I like to ask "Is She Hot?"
I can't help but ask it a lot
I know it is sad
When I see pics I'm glad
Cause I'd hit it, even when not.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:01     #74
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
It's obvious for all you to see
I'm a bag of chips AND a cup of tea
For it has yet to be said
as there's too much reference to 'head'
This thread, yes, it is ALL ABOUT ME!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:16     #75
Chris Harris
 
I'm a man cricketers love to hate
Blinded by shafts of light from my balding (but only slightly mind you) pate
I am a legend, I rule
I'm uglier than Styris too
I found Black Caps form, but it's too late.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:19     #76
Mark98
 
So, Quint lent his mate a mobo
But he couldn't get it back from a dumb ho
To add fuel to the fire
The lass was named 'InDarkDesire'
She's pregnant too...next time, swallow.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:21     #77
Inferno
 
There once was a man named fobski
he played bf:V(battlefield vietnam) and was bossy
then rep came along
and saw fob was not strong
so he gave him a kniving or 7.

We all say nzgs 1337
where we say lame things till defeat
which is when we log off
saying we've got a cough
and come back when the threads disappered

Last edited by Inferno : 6th May 2004 at 19:23.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:30     #78
Jenny Shipley
 
Jim Bolger I fucked up the arse
My political reign was a farce
I was still better than Clarke as a whole
That masculine voiced ugly mole
But my career went downhill quite fast.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:37     #79
ZoSo
 
Rince oh Rince, the prince of riding coattails
Devoid of skill but full of tales
When the lift of lag on a good day had begun
Rince pretended he had problems and decided to run
Deciding a TRUE champion the next time.. fails
 
Old 6th May 2004, 19:44     #80
Mark98
 
Jenny Shipley? Chris Harris? They're all coming out of the woodwork now.
 
 


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