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Old 1st March 2010, 00:22     #19641
fidgit
Always itchy
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightcrawler
So.. stag/hen nights. A friend claims that fucking the strippers, or at least getting some sexual action, is more popular than I think. She has shown me some recent FB pics of someone she knows going to a hen party which involved naked stripper with towel around his crotch/her head, plus various shots with her hand down the guy's pants (and all on FB! Smart bitch)

Anyway, does this stuff happen regularly?
Nightcrawler, surely there are easier ways to get some action than pretend you're getting married and throwing yourself a stag party?

(edit - or becoming a male stripper, that specialises in hen nights)
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Old 1st March 2010, 08:29     #19642
blynk
 
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Originally Posted by Lightspeed
It's amazing so few people were killed. 8.8 is huge!
Wasn't it centred in the sea? That would minimise some of the deaths & destruction.
Plus the numbers are slowly raising over time.

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Originally Posted by Nightcrawler
So.. stag/hen nights. A friend claims that fucking the strippers, or at least getting some sexual action, is more popular than I think. She has shown me some recent FB pics of someone she knows going to a hen party which involved naked stripper with towel around his crotch/her head, plus various shots with her hand down the guy's pants (and all on FB! Smart bitch)

Anyway, does this stuff happen regularly?
I'm sure it probably does. I'm sure they are doing that stuff with no extra cost.

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Old 1st March 2010, 08:31     #19643
xor
 
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Originally Posted by Nightcrawler
So.. stag/hen nights. A friend claims that fucking the strippers, or at least getting some sexual action, is more popular than I think. She has shown me some recent FB pics of someone she knows going to a hen party which involved naked stripper with towel around his crotch/her head, plus various shots with her hand down the guy's pants (and all on FB! Smart bitch)

Anyway, does this stuff happen regularly?
pics or it didn't happen
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Old 1st March 2010, 08:51     #19644
p01s0n
 
Had a pretty good weekend.

Got the engine out of my MX5 on Saturday
Went to the burnout comp in Levin on Sunday
Sold one of my $180 camera kits on trademe, my largest sale to date!
Discovered that cheap shitty housing is actually more affordable than my RX7, new career line as a slumlord ahead!
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Old 1st March 2010, 10:13     #19645
Reformed_Quint
 
Danger Dangers music, havn't been to that shit hole in a very very long time, stopped by on the weekend, left before i'd even bought a beer, music was fucking terrible, that jason australian guy singing about a black box, fuck me, what absolute shit.

Fuck you pop music and your bullshit autosync.

And black eyed peas new song, ima be ima be ima be ima be ima be ima be, oh great, good choice of lyrics there. They even have the nerve to talk about how shit a robot singing is, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING AT THE MOMENT YOU FUCKS!

Holy shit, i feel rage.

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Old 1st March 2010, 12:50     #19646
A Corpse
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Wrong thread?
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Old 1st March 2010, 12:51     #19647
xor
 
State of Rugby Part 1: Criticising Rugby

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news...lery_id=109588

Stu Wilson is the fucken man. Everything he says is fucken lol
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Old 1st March 2010, 14:31     #19648
dylan
Huh?
 
who from here went to a hypnotist not that long ago to help them with not smoking?

from memory they recorded the session on their phone in case he had a quick fumble while they were under.

i'm interested in hearing about the experience.

the smoking experience - not the fumble that is
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Old 1st March 2010, 16:03     #19649
Vrtigo
Marginal Poster
 
i think being on computers is depressing me, even tho it feels comfortable. must get out more often. the park was nice today.
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Old 1st March 2010, 16:07     #19650
Reformed_Quint
 
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Wrong thread?
Started off as a random thought, but the rage took a hold of me.
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Old 1st March 2010, 21:00     #19651
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
I rather like the Vodafone ads with the weird little egg people.
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Old 1st March 2010, 21:01     #19652
Warrick
Awesome Ring Master
 
you're an EGG!
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Old 1st March 2010, 21:15     #19653
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Then I'm a cannibal!

I had eggs for dinner.
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Old 1st March 2010, 23:18     #19654
DuFFeR
 
Shows my sense of humour - I laughed
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10629286
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Old 2nd March 2010, 08:45     #19655
Vrtigo
Marginal Poster
 
its raining fish in northern aus
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Old 2nd March 2010, 09:16     #19656
xor
 
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on POTD while in class
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Old 2nd March 2010, 09:18     #19657
Reformed_Quint
 
Haha yea, the dick sucking was a little bit OTT for work.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 13:12     #19658
Thomas Meatball
 
Jennifer Aniston. I reckon I'd do her up the shitter.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 13:56     #19659
LordP
 


Saw this car yesterday while waiting for the bus... doesn't get driven much it seems.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 14:14     #19660
StN
I have detailed files
 
Comparable milage to this one 3 years ago.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 14:16     #19661
Reformed_Quint
 
Tried racing that black gallardo on the motorway a few years ago. Turns out it was heaps faster.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 14:28     #19662
Thomas Meatball
 
What about you, Quint? Would you root Jennifer Aniston up the shitter? Would you make her go ass to mouth?
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Old 2nd March 2010, 14:39     #19663
Reformed_Quint
 
Well that depends if shes a regular with the ole' in the shitter routine. I've personally always had trouble getting it in when the girl hasn't had previous.... experiance.

I'd definatly give it a whirl though, but if she hasn't earned her brown wings then the pink is always good with me.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 14:56     #19664
Thomas Meatball
 
Pfft, bit of lube and she'll be fine. Just take it easy, don't go ramming it in like a pirate. Space Moose says it's like taking a big shit.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 15:23     #19665
Reformed_Quint
 
Yea.... I dunno man. Doesn't seem to fit.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 15:42     #19666
Redneck
 
Details of NZSAS gunfight in Afghanistan

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Kabul firefight:

* Up to 15 SAS troops involved.
* At least three explosions, one definite car bomb.
* SAS engage Taleban troops, some of whom blew themselves up.
* Total dead at least 17, with 32 wounded.
* No Kiwis wounded.
Metal.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 15:45     #19667
Reformed_Quint
 
NZ Herald is a terrible news paper.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 15:58     #19668
Reformed_Quint
 
Listening to the boy racer outside hooning backwards and forwards, can't change gears for shit.

What a douche`.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 15:58     #19669
gentle
 
I quite like the Bangkok Times myself.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 16:01     #19670
Reformed_Quint
 
Yea, had a serious yellow swing to it though (what I called it when something/one was biast towards the king, not because i'm racist you dicks, but because the dudes that supported the king wore yellow and the queen liking people wore blue, fuck you, there's no limit on the length of brackets.)
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Old 2nd March 2010, 16:17     #19671
gentle
 
The crime stories are always that much more dramatic in Thailand than what you'd find in a NZ newspaper.. the problem is, criminals in NZ need to be more exciting. Look at this guy for example: Bangkok Post: Yakuza Boss Nabbed. He looks 10 x more badass than what you'd see here, with the added bonus of... "shows his hands with the tops of some fingers chopped off, a yakuza punishment"
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Old 2nd March 2010, 17:42     #19672
p01s0n
 
work on car or play mass effect 2?
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Old 2nd March 2010, 18:25     #19673
Warrick
Awesome Ring Master
 
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work on car or play mass effect 2?
I found it hard to step away from ME2 ;p You've been warned~
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Old 2nd March 2010, 18:26     #19674
Cyberbob
 
What the hell is up with aussie road rules. It seems like intersections have two modes, 'everyone stop' and 'everyone go'.
Green light and going directly through an intersection? Better not assume you are fine to go, because opposite you, someone with another green light to turn will be sitting in the middle of the damn intersection, wanting to cut you off.

What the hell people. lrn2intersect.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 18:28     #19675
Claymore
 
Bob0r, you best learn the Aussie rules quick. Melbourne has some messed up intersection rules that are different to anywhere else, even within Oz.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 18:30     #19676
Cyberbob
 
Im sure theres plenty about not passing a stopped tram even on the green, but for stock standard intersections, it seemed like even on a green light you've still got plenty of give way rules.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 19:03     #19677
Saladin
Nothing to See Here!
 
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Bob0r, you best learn the Aussie rules quick.
Who do you barrack for?
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Old 2nd March 2010, 19:20     #19678
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
I had a marked police car behind me on the Paekakariki Hill Road on the way to work today. It was disconcerting, because I was feeling neurotic about sticking to the speed limit because of the cops, but kept pulling away on the corners (I know the road quite well), then getting worried that I must be speeding (I wasn't) and eyeballing the speedo the whole time. I should have just driven as usual, but for some reason I couldn't.

Very surreal.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 19:31     #19679
xor
 
There's a funny article on Target TV3 now. A tradesman is sniffing some undies and notices the camera
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Old 2nd March 2010, 19:33     #19680
Warrick
Awesome Ring Master
 
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A tradesman is sniffing some undies and notices the camera
Hahaha, love it!
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