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[madmaxii]

Woman dies after being hit by car in Drury

Police are speaking with the driver of the car, the partner of the dead woman and two witnesses at Pukekohe Police Station.

The driver of the car remained at the scene of the collision.

So, obviously, the Pukekohe Police Station is actually in Drury.

[blynk]

Orcon Offers Free Internet

Originally Posted by stuff

Orcon will offer the $75 plan, with 30GB data, for free until the end of the year, with upgrades possible for a small extra cost. Bartlett said the company wanted to extend free installation of fibre in the home "forever".

Originally Posted by stuff

Installation is free for the base fibre plan, which costs $75/month for 30GB of data. However, customers are required to pay from 1 January 2012, and will go on contract through to 31 December 2012.

[CCS]

Hurr de durr, general knowledge fail.

[[BT]Monza]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/olympic-ga...ectid=10823719

"Despite his mistake, Phelps But he wanted to take the mark down with a flourish, not back into it."

[aR Que]

No mistakes, but, meh, I do what i wanna do.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10823692

Dying man gets locked up in hospital for spending all his money by his 3rd wife.

Heh, i'd have written her out of the will as soon as.
Makes me laugh that they took away something that cannot be replaced because of 'frivolous' use of that which can.

[combatspoon]

"The Crown says she sent a text message to Faulkner and told him to come around alone to discuss a $140 methamphetamine deal, but the defence says Parker denies any roll in the murder"

We be rollin'

[Dusty]

Are they those KFC ones? God they are goooood....

[Spoon1]

Originally Posted by Stuff

Black Sticks have chance to create own fate

The situation:

The women's Black Sticks will qualify for the semi-finals if:
- They beat Germany
- They draw against Germany and Argentina beat Australia
- They draw against Germany and Argentina draw with Australia
- They lose to Germany by four goals or less and Argentina beat Australia

The women's Black Sticks will miss the semi-finals if:
- They draw against Germany and Australia beat Argentina
- They lose to Germany by more than five goals
- They lose to Germany and Australia beat Argentina

Originally Posted by Stuff

Black Sticks women advance to semifinals

Oh really? Australia and Argentina haven't played you muppets. Perhaps you should read your own articles, hmmm?

[Deadmeat]

Toyata recall spreads to New Zealand
http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/7455...to-New-Zealand

[Dusty]

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[Dusty]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-s...iwis-ugly-side

How can we keep Nadzeya Ostapcukekoalaramalamadingdong in the news? Oh I know - INTERNETS RESEARCHES!

Internet Expert? Really?...

[aR Que]

show how "small town" many New Zealanders can be

Wonder if it's got something to do with New Zealand consisting of mostly... small towns.

[Saladin]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/life...-whats-to-come

HOW BIG: length 1580mm, width 2128mm, height 1710mm, wheelbase 2690mm.

That's some interesting dimensions for a car...

[Trigger]

HOW MUCH: $$53,990.

[StN]

Ok - nothing wrong with this, and I want to give credit where it's due - awesome byline:

Originally Posted by Stuff

Jail for man who lobbed egg at wife
A man who threw an ostrich egg at his wife because her pig damaged his tools has been jailed.

[BoyWonder]

Ermagerd - verterans!

[tristan]

They will probably still lose.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/i...e-Quade-Cooper

[fidgit]

Maranui gets set on fire again.
Http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/7550...ellington-cafe

"The cafe was painstakingly restored after an arson attack in August 2009."

No it wasn't... It was an electrical fire that started in one of the walls... Christ I've only been there twice and have a shit memory and managed to retain that detail.

Fake edit I noticed while copying the quote: if you read the article under stuff/dompost, not stuff/national you get the same story with this line changed:
"The cafe was painstakingly restored after a fire in August 2009."

So great, it's been fixed. Oh wait no the correct article is 10 minutes older... They changed it tobe wrong -_-

[CCS]

hurr de durr. Note to NZ Horrid and APNZ staff: spell checker doesn't know what word you intended, you still have to read what you wrote!

[[BT]Monza]

Slow day at work? Can't believe you read that far down in a boring "Lotto jackpots again!" article...

[CCS]

It's always quiet until someone shits on the rug.

[Spoon1]

Kiwi firm bring Anne Frank Dairy to app market

[A Corpse]

Article's fixed, and the URL doesn't matter beyond the ID. Should've screenshotted it.

[Phantom]

Originally Posted by CCS

spell checker doesn't know what word you intended, you still have to read what you wrote!

Google's spell checker does; it's awesome (if still not 100% accurate).

[CCS]

That's rad. You should get stuff to use it.

[Spoon1]

Originally Posted by A Corpse

Article's fixed, and the URL doesn't matter beyond the ID. Should've screenshotted it.

I know, just couldn't be arsed at the time. Copy pasta FTW.

[StN]

Rate your boss (Send pics!) now at Stuff!!!

[Odysseus]

Originally Posted by StN

Rate your boss (Send pics!) now at Stuff!!!

Originally Posted by stuff

Tell us why your boss deserves to be considered hot - and, yes, ironically, we will need photos.

Is there something ironic in that article that i'm missing?

i ROOOONNN

[Trigger]

Originally Posted by Odysseus

Is there something ironic in that article that i'm missing?

well you see, it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

[Dusty]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment...-UK-box-office

Urban stars in Dredd 3D - a remake of the 1995 Sylvester Stallone film Judge Dredd

A remake of the 1995 movie? Really? That's like saying 'Man of Steel' is a remake of the 1978 'Superman' movie starring Christopher Reeve.

I don't think so...

[fidgit]

I had the same thought, but then later in the article they explain the comic origins so, just shitty editing of a promotional piece for Karl, rather than willful ignorance/lack of investigating.

[Dusty]

In some completely unrelated news, I will always have a soft spot for the '95 Stallone Dredd movie. For it was during THAT movie where I got to second base (for the first time ever) with a girl I had most desperately been trying to get with...

True story.

[Rince]

Dear readers,

We're doing maintenance on the site today as part of some new developments we've got planned.

You may notice some weirdness, for which we apologise in advance, but we are not expecting too many issues.

If you do have problems then please email [email protected]

Thanks,

The Stuff team.

LOL, how would you tell?

[aR Que]

lives would be saved each year if some of New Zealand's highest public hospital death rates were brought down

Breaking news.

[CCS]

No link?

[aR Que]

I don't think you deserve a link, tbh.

[CCS]

:(

[CCS]

I FOUND IT, YOU CUNT!

[CCS]

Nice work, retard. Get some general knowledge before you write shit for publication in a major daily.

[Saladin]

Stuff's new reader submitted content is just plain bizzare - it's like they've opened a forum and xpandnz is posting music reviews

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/...-to-Kim-Dotcom