Random Thoughts II - Page 506

Reformed_Quint · 15th March 2010, 16:09

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Originally Posted by ^BITES^

Oh god think of the smell of that slow roasting in orbit of the sun....

Nah bro, its all good, I've smelt burning flesh, smells just like burning pork, mmmm pork.

Mmmmmm.

^BITES^ · 15th March 2010, 16:14

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Nah bro, its all good, I've smelt burning flesh, smells just like burning pork, mmmm pork.

Mmmmmm.

Lol after being first on the scene for a number of lovely car accidents I wish you were right.

Reformed_Quint · 15th March 2010, 16:20

Mmmmm when i burnt my arm on the dump pipe only reason i knew something was going wrong was because i thought "Man, i smell pork, WHAT THE FUCK MY ARM."

Maybe I'm made of pork O_O?!?!

Lightspeed · 15th March 2010, 16:30

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Originally Posted by lektronimo

It's like she looked into a mirror after reaching 270kg and said 'fuck it, I'm going all the way to 450'. Good thing from all this is she's likely to die faster; we need less stupid, and morbidly obese people on this planet.

It's likely a disorder, not stupidity.

CCS · 15th March 2010, 16:32

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

It's likely a disorder, not stupidity.

Nah, I think she's stupid, eh. Fucken moron.

Lightspeed · 15th March 2010, 16:33

You're a fuckin' disorder.

Reformed_Quint · 15th March 2010, 16:33

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You're a fuckin' disorder.

You're stupidity.

See that. Clever huh.

CCS · 15th March 2010, 16:34

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You're a fuckin' disorder.

You're a fuckin fat moron!

StN · 15th March 2010, 16:44

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

You're stupidity.

See that. Clever huh.

You're smelling like Kermits finger, no lube.

crocos · 15th March 2010, 17:12

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Maybe I'm made of pork O_O?!?!

Long-pig is the tastiest meat.

Vrtigo · 15th March 2010, 17:42

http://depts.washington.edu/psy210/1894.html

serious stuff.

Quote:

Many men obtain a major portion of their sexual satisfaction from the peaceful exhaustion immediately after the act is over. Thus the wife must insure that there is no peace in this period for him to enjoy.

crocos · 15th March 2010, 18:04

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Originally Posted by Vrtigo

http://depts.washington.edu/psy210/1894.html

serious stuff.

Have just sent to Mongore's fiancée

xpandnz · 15th March 2010, 18:08

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Originally Posted by xor

xpandarse would

Better in the Creed folder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs

Best creed parody ever

Pimp-X · 15th March 2010, 18:09

Yasseah.

xpandnz · 15th March 2010, 18:12

I don't know why I'm always doin' that

[empty clap in stadium]

Funny shit man

Thomas Meatball · 15th March 2010, 18:47

Also old. TIMELINE, BITCH!

xpandnz · 15th March 2010, 18:51

I want CCS to be Prime Minister.

p01s0n · 15th March 2010, 18:52

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

I want CCS to be Prime Minister.

and I want you to leave this forum, but apparently we don't get what we want in life.

Thomas Meatball · 15th March 2010, 19:03

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

I want CCS to be Prime Minister.

FUCK UP YOU DUMB ANNOYING CUNT

xpandnz · 15th March 2010, 19:06

Meh. I ain't leaving. Its fun to see some people get real pissed off at a few words on a page.

Thomas Meatball · 15th March 2010, 19:55

It's fun to see you sulk like a little girly bitch over a few words on a page. "WAAAH! IT'S PERSONAL! THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT!" Sound familiar?

xpandnz · 15th March 2010, 19:56

Yeah man. Sorry about that Sir. Won't happen again.

Pepsi · 15th March 2010, 21:54

Continuing on with the porn thread I mentioned, apparently there is a husband who told his wife he doesn't like to look at internet porn because it's too easily accessable and makes him feel bad. She believes this to be true because they both agreed they find it offensive.

StN · 15th March 2010, 21:56

Well I can see her point of view if he was getting it from http://supersizedbombshells.com

Pepsi · 15th March 2010, 22:07

Hehe.. Then I guess he's doing it wrong!

Or, maybe he wasn't technically lying to her..

Wife: "Honey, you don't like internet porn do you?" *evil look*
Husband: "..Umm.. No. Of course not"
Wife: "I didn't think so, it's so offensive! Isn't it?" *evil look*
Husband: *thinking about the last site he visited, supersizedbombshells* "uuuuhhhh, yeah.. it can be..."
Wife: That's settled then. My husband would never look at porn! Ever!

Vandal · 15th March 2010, 22:42

lol check out her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...ndId=467325688

it's messed up

crocos · 15th March 2010, 23:32

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Originally Posted by StN

Well I can see her point of view if he was getting it from http://supersizedbombshells.com

I believe there's a video with a whale and some dynamite somewhere...

jb · 16th March 2010, 00:12

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Originally Posted by Vandal

lol check out her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...ndId=467325688

it's messed up

Looking at the fatties eh bro!

Saladin · 16th March 2010, 09:05

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Global stocks of bluefin are dwindling, especially in the Atlantic, and some governments around the world are increasingly supporting a complete trade ban to let the fish recover.

The issue pits the Europeans and Americans against fishing nations in North Africa and Asia, especially Japan, which has already vowed to ignore any bluefin ban.

FUCK YOU TUNA!

xor · 16th March 2010, 09:30

The Japanese don't fuck about.

xpandnz · 16th March 2010, 09:52

It's a big part of their diet. I don't support what they do but I see how they don't give a shit.

xor · 16th March 2010, 09:56

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

It's a big part of their diet. I don't support what they do but I see how they don't give a shit.

Yeah, I'm sure they won't care when all the tuna stocks are depleted and won't have anymore to eat.

crocos · 16th March 2010, 09:59

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

It's a big part of their diet. I don't support what they do but I see how they don't give a shit.

Tuna in general is, yes, as are many other forms of seafood.

The proposed ban was specifically for Bluefin tuna. Not Albercore / Yellowfin / etc.

xpandnz · 16th March 2010, 10:03

They use a lot of Bluefin tuna in sushi.

StN · 16th March 2010, 10:06

Obviously the problem here is Pepsi's Yankee bloat monster that eats 70 pieces in a sitting. Harpooning her would solve a heapin' helpin' of problems.

xor · 16th March 2010, 10:26

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

They use a lot of Bluefin tuna in sushi.

What sort of food did you eat to end up looking like you do?

p01s0n · 16th March 2010, 10:29

Goddamn this employee engagement survey is like a fucking exam.

Thomas Meatball · 16th March 2010, 10:33

Employee engagement survey? WTF? Is that like a "what do you think of the company" thing"?

p01s0n · 16th March 2010, 10:35

That is exactly what it is. For the most part its been easy format of question: strongly disagree->strongly agree radio buttons. But now it's like "here is a question, answer it in the text field below".

Wonder if i can put an ascii goatse in.

StN · 16th March 2010, 10:37

...but remember that the level to which you bag the organisation is directly proportional to the amount of touchy feely teambuilding and correctional action you will be roped into participating in.

15th March 2010, 18:09	#20214
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	Yasseah. __________________ If there is one movement I could get behind in this world, it would be the discrimination and abuse of fucking idiots.

15th March 2010, 16:20	#20203
Reformed_Quint	Mmmmm when i burnt my arm on the dump pipe only reason i knew something was going wrong was because i thought "Man, i smell pork, WHAT THE FUCK MY ARM." Maybe I'm made of pork O_O?!?!

15th March 2010, 16:33	#20206
Lightspeed	You're a fuckin' disorder. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

15th March 2010, 18:12	#20215
xpandnz	I don't know why I'm always doin' that [empty clap in stadium] Funny shit man __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

15th March 2010, 18:47	#20216
Thomas Meatball	Also old. TIMELINE, BITCH!

15th March 2010, 18:51	#20217
xpandnz	I want CCS to be Prime Minister. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

15th March 2010, 19:06	#20220
xpandnz	Meh. I ain't leaving. Its fun to see some people get real pissed off at a few words on a page. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas Last edited by xpandnz : 15th March 2010 at 19:10.

15th March 2010, 19:55	#20221
Thomas Meatball	It's fun to see you sulk like a little girly bitch over a few words on a page. "WAAAH! IT'S PERSONAL! THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT!" Sound familiar?

15th March 2010, 19:56	#20222
xpandnz	Yeah man. Sorry about that Sir. Won't happen again. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

15th March 2010, 21:54	#20223
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Continuing on with the porn thread I mentioned, apparently there is a husband who told his wife he doesn't like to look at internet porn because it's too easily accessable and makes him feel bad. She believes this to be true because they both agreed they find it offensive.

15th March 2010, 21:56	#20224
StN I have detailed files	Well I can see her point of view if he was getting it from http://supersizedbombshells.com

15th March 2010, 22:07	#20225
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Hehe.. Then I guess he's doing it wrong! Or, maybe he wasn't technically lying to her.. Wife: "Honey, you don't like internet porn do you?" evil look Husband: "..Umm.. No. Of course not" Wife: "I didn't think so, it's so offensive! Isn't it?" evil look Husband: thinking about the last site he visited, supersizedbombshells "uuuuhhhh, yeah.. it can be..." Wife: That's settled then. My husband would never look at porn! Ever!

15th March 2010, 22:42	#20226
Vandal	lol check out her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...ndId=467325688 it's messed up

16th March 2010, 09:30	#20230
xor	re:Tuna The Japanese don't fuck about.

16th March 2010, 09:52	#20231
xpandnz	It's a big part of their diet. I don't support what they do but I see how they don't give a shit. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

16th March 2010, 10:03	#20234
xpandnz	They use a lot of Bluefin tuna in sushi. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

16th March 2010, 10:06	#20235
StN I have detailed files	Obviously the problem here is Pepsi's Yankee bloat monster that eats 70 pieces in a sitting. Harpooning her would solve a heapin' helpin' of problems.

16th March 2010, 10:29	#20237
p01s0n	Goddamn this employee engagement survey is like a fucking exam. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

16th March 2010, 10:33	#20238
Thomas Meatball	Employee engagement survey? WTF? Is that like a "what do you think of the company" thing"?

16th March 2010, 10:35	#20239
p01s0n	That is exactly what it is. For the most part its been easy format of question: strongly disagree->strongly agree radio buttons. But now it's like "here is a question, answer it in the text field below". Wonder if i can put an ascii goatse in. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

16th March 2010, 10:37	#20240
StN I have detailed files	...but remember that the level to which you bag the organisation is directly proportional to the amount of touchy feely teambuilding and correctional action you will be roped into participating in.