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18th November 2008, 12:29 | #1 |
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Is Obama the Antichrist?
The latest fringe tabloid to ask this question is some obscure nutcase publication you've never heard of called "Newsweek".
http://www.newsweek.com/id/169192 |
18th November 2008, 13:50 | #2 |
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Oh man, it was funny when it was just a bunch of wackos on the internet, but fucking Newsweek? They should be embarrassed.
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18th November 2008, 13:52 | #4 |
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18th November 2008, 13:55 | #5 |
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I'm going to have to go with yes.
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18th November 2008, 14:32 | #6 |
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It's not a cross, it's a lower case T. A T for Tolerance.
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18th November 2008, 14:34 | #7 |
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Maybe that's where Mr. T lives?
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18th November 2008, 14:52 | #8 |
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Well, no one can prove he's not the anti christ. That's enough for me to believe he is.
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18th November 2008, 14:53 | #9 |
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Wait, I thought Obama was just like Hitler.
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18th November 2008, 17:36 | #10 | |
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18th November 2008, 20:41 | #11 |
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I so disappointed no one has cracked that server yet and sent out the emails
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19th November 2008, 04:01 | #12 |
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How come you guys didn't see this before, see if you rearrange take Barrack Hussein Obamas full name, and swap the 1st and 5th letters, (1+5 = 6), then the 3rd and 12th letters, (3 + 2 + 1 = 6) and finally the 4th and 11th letters, (4+1+1=6), then if you replace some letters, with some other letters while listening to the White Album backwards you can hear Paul screaming in a fire, "The Black President is SATAN"
WE'RE DOOMED DOOMED I TELLS YA |
19th November 2008, 04:46 | #13 |
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19th November 2008, 08:23 | #14 |
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I thought it was an article about conservative whackjobs, not about the plausibility of Obama being the anti-christ.
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19th November 2008, 12:11 | #15 |
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Also back to: Is Barack Obama black?
Via Harvard University http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/...08/7735503.stm |
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19th November 2008, 13:36 | #17 |
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Many evangelists believe that the 'beast' from revelations is America.
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19th November 2008, 13:58 | #18 | |
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playing beyonce backwards gives 'try voting balack obama' the signs are everywhere |
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19th November 2008, 17:14 | #19 | |
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Those are the words of the article. The words of the author. The words of the publication. |
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19th November 2008, 17:20 | #20 |
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Are you saying that they definitely would be clinically insane if tested?
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24th November 2008, 12:06 | #21 | |
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24th November 2008, 13:11 | #22 |
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i am the antichrist
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24th November 2008, 14:08 | #23 |
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there is a christian fiction book about the rapture, called Left Behind, where a very charismatic man wins everyone over and gets elected to be the head of the world or something.. and it turns out he's the antichrist.. so maybe these people read the book?
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24th November 2008, 14:35 | #24 |
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Ha! I remember those, back when I was a student a few years ago, one of the guys had been converted by the bible-banger students and they loaned him those books to read. He was thoroughly engrossed. I liked the guy too much to take the piss.
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24th November 2008, 14:59 | #25 |
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i have a book given to me by my dad, trying to disprove evolution and science, and at the same time prove creationism. truely lol, you would all love it.
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6th December 2008, 20:29 | #27 | |
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Is Obama the anti-christ? Yes, because he uses a Zune
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008...microsoft-zune
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6th April 2009, 00:08 | #29 |
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it's that devil's teleprompter of his which enable his black tricks you see. S'all in the good book!
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19th June 2009, 23:10 | #30 |
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I got called the Antichrist once on the primitive forums at MIT, I was bemused.
I enjoyed arguing about religion /shrug.
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21st September 2009, 13:21 | #32 |
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Orly Taitz gets smacked down, hard, by Judge Clay Land on the "birth certificate" case and is then stupid enough to come back for more. His response contains an even bigger smack down, including "you have 14 days to convince me not to fine you $10,000 for wasting my time".
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/doc...10k.php?page=1 Can we have judges in NZ who open with quotes by Yogi Berra? Please? Edit - apparently she's planning on coming back for more. Double Edit - Land is a Bush appointee and a Republican. Last edited by Kryten : 21st September 2009 at 13:24. |
21st September 2009, 13:39 | #33 |
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She was on the Colbert Report a few months back - batshit crazy.
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21st September 2009, 13:41 | #34 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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I just love that her name is Orly.
"Obama isn't american!" "ORLY?" |
23rd September 2009, 09:55 | #35 |
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Fox News producer caught encouraging rabid crowd of stupid rednecks...
http://scienceblogs.com/primatediari...utm_medium=rss DERP! |
23rd September 2009, 18:49 | #36 |
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It's ridiculous that Fox can get away with shit like this.
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24th September 2009, 13:30 | #37 |
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Also:
"How the ACORN 'pimp and hooker' videos came to be" http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...092304007.html See, the thing is with conspiracy theories is that they tend to get revealed eventually. Not that the tinfoil-hat people out there realize this :/ Last edited by Whiplash : 24th September 2009 at 13:32. |