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Old 22nd November 2011, 06:42     #121
xor
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCS
Get them a butt plug.
I think what CCS is saying is 'Can my SS get me a butt blug please?'
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Old 22nd November 2011, 07:00     #122
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Sounds like logic fail to me. Take that butt plug out of your ear, boy.
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Old 22nd November 2011, 08:39     #123
PhX
 
Butt plugs all round i say
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Old 22nd November 2011, 08:58     #124
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
Poppet - can you confirm your gift arrived please
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Old 22nd November 2011, 09:56     #125
_Incubus_
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCS
Get them a butt plug.
I'll have a spare one, after boxing day.
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Old 22nd November 2011, 10:07     #126
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Your wife giving you a larger upgrade for xmas?
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Old 22nd November 2011, 11:47     #127
_Incubus_
 
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Originally Posted by CCS
Your wife giving you a larger upgrade for xmas?
She's getting a new one..I get the hand me downs..
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Old 22nd November 2011, 16:06     #128
Poppet
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cEvin
Poppet - can you confirm your gift arrived please
Yes a NZGSS package arrived for me, just have to pick it up from my folks.
I'm told its a medium sized heavy cube.
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Old 22nd November 2011, 16:38     #129
Furry Crew
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Poppet
Yes a NZGSS package arrived for me, just have to pick it up from my folks.
I'm told its a medium sized heavy cube.
I'm calling it right here....it's a plaster cast of someone dick...in a box even!
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Old 22nd November 2011, 17:59     #130
crocos
 
I know (roughly) what I want to get my SS vict... recipient, but do you know how hard it is to get bull semen in that quantity?
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Old 22nd November 2011, 22:21     #131
_Incubus_
 
I'm sensing a theme this year.....
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Old 22nd November 2011, 23:47     #132
DrTiTus
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
 
Are you thinking... sexual frustration?
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Old 23rd November 2011, 08:02     #133
StN
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Quote:
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I know (roughly) what I want to get my SS vict... recipient, but do you know how hard it is to get bull semen in that quantity?
You really should try harder...
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Old 24th November 2011, 12:45     #134
crocos
 
I don't want to collect it myself! It wouldn't get there on time.
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Old 24th November 2011, 15:17     #135
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I don't want to collect it myself! It wouldn't get there on time.
I think it comes out at a fairly high velocity, just work out the trajectory and you're good to go.
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Old 24th November 2011, 15:31     #136
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http://www.minitube.de/DE_eng/Produc...e-power-supply jesus almighty
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Old 24th November 2011, 16:03     #137
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.de

typical.
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Old 24th November 2011, 19:07     #138
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DO NOT MENTION ZE VAR!
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Old 24th November 2011, 20:04     #139
CCS
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Old 24th November 2011, 20:13     #140
Golden Teapot
Love, Actuary
 
I note with relevant interest that the Hide-a-Cock 3.0 is on special at one retailer at the moment. I am sure that my recipient would appreciate one of these.

Last edited by Golden Teapot : 24th November 2011 at 20:14.
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Old 25th November 2011, 11:33     #141
LordP
 


Gotta wait almost an entire month... gutted.
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Old 25th November 2011, 16:13     #142
chiQ
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Quote:
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I note with relevant interest that the Hide-a-Cock 3.0 is on special at one retailer at the moment. I am sure that my recipient would appreciate one of these.
You frequent this retailer, do you? Monitoring their specials, and all...

Naughty boy.
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Old 25th November 2011, 18:48     #143
StN
I have detailed files
 
Thank the google cache that won't show up under it's usual url at work...
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Old 27th November 2011, 11:08     #144
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
wrangled a few late entries in, final count is now 42 including me.
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Old 29th November 2011, 18:07     #145
PhX
 
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wrangled a few late entries in, final count is now 42 including me.
Plenty of big black dildo's to go around then
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Old 29th November 2011, 18:39     #146
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
keep in mind all gifts should be wrapped and sent by Friday next week
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Old 29th November 2011, 20:24     #147
dylan
Huh?
 
wo fuck for real? shit
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Old 30th November 2011, 16:25     #148
Waldo
Pornstar
 
man, im still waiting on one thing to arrive....might have to send it in two parts
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Old 30th November 2011, 16:46     #149
tor
 
Quote:
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man, im still waiting on one thing to arrive....might have to send it in two parts
same but mine makes no sense without that one bit.
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Old 30th November 2011, 16:49     #150
doppelgänger of someone
 
Hi cEvin can you please ask my victim to take a picture of the front of the overall package, and then pictures of the wrapping inside? There is one gag on the front, and the wrapping is another gag. Cheers. Don't open before boxing day etc. goes without saying.
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Old 30th November 2011, 17:08     #151
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
why didn't you email me that? you're effectively giving yourself up

Last edited by cEvin : 30th November 2011 at 17:10.
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Old 30th November 2011, 18:36     #152
Poppet
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by doppleganger
Don't open before boxing day etc. goes without saying.
First I'm hearing of opening the Secret Santas on Boxing Day... pretty sure I'm opening mine on Christmas Day in front of my extended family in-case it's something rude.
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Old 30th November 2011, 19:09     #153
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
doppelgänger of someone, who is a well known retard, will be the only person waiting until 26 Dec to open his NZGSS present. The rest of us will open 24 Dec, as per Stipulation the Seventh of the NZGSS Covenant.
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Old 30th November 2011, 19:34     #154
dylan
Huh?
 
oh, yeah, boxing day? fuck that!

this is likely to be the only christmas present I get, no way I'm waiting till then!

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Old 30th November 2011, 20:01     #155
doppelgänger of someone
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCS
This message is hidden because CCS has a tiny penis.
Please, tell me something I don't know.
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Old 30th November 2011, 20:04     #156
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Haha, that's not what it says and you know it
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Old 2nd December 2011, 13:14     #157
Waldo
Pornstar
 
my maid just rang and said my SS has arrived....I jizzed a little, thinking of her.
Ill post pics tonight
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Old 2nd December 2011, 13:52     #158
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
I had a little box arrive this morning! pics tonight

I also got a free spam/postcard from the rugby world cup cloud, signed by OY636.
Thanks for that dude... was something else meant to come with it? I'll just pretend it came loose from the real gift :D
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Old 2nd December 2011, 18:06     #159
Golden Teapot
Love, Actuary
 
Today was a good day in many ways, but more so with the arrival of this.

It weighs in at perhaps 1 kg, contains a long object that moves end to end with a thud that appears dampened and so perhaps the ends are wrapped. When shaken I have the impression of a T shaped object with the centre piece being heavier than the bar - it sound like it is flopping up and down.

There are a number of marital aids I can image (since I have no experience of these I can only use my imagination) that could be like this.



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Old 2nd December 2011, 18:18     #160
StN
I have detailed files
 
Excellent logo placement.
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