is it wrong? - Page 7

Phantom · 18th December 2002, 12:02

Quote:

Originally posted by The Edge
Why are some people not believing him?

It sounds too much like something you'd read in a two-bit porno rag.

ChaosWulf · 18th December 2002, 12:09

Oh great, a running porn saga about a guy .. and his cousin.

Only in New Zealand .. or some parts of Texas.

fobski · 18th December 2002, 12:11

lol

7 pages of cousin fucking goodness

=AutoPilot= · 18th December 2002, 12:12

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
Dear Penthouse,

You'll never believe what happened when my cousin came over today...

Penthouse Forum.....Before the internet, good memories.

The Edge · 18th December 2002, 12:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Phantom
It sounds too much like something you'd read in a two-bit porno rag.

Yea, I guess...it kinda does.

HellStorm · 18th December 2002, 13:06

wheres the next essay ;o?!?!

TD · 18th December 2002, 13:06

Quote:

Originally posted by Bread
I smell a threesome!
Or at least, that's where I'd take it from here if it were my story.

I think a good touch would be if the ex-girlfriend got kicked out because she had just come out to her parents that she is a bi-sexual. That would provide an excellent setup

DeepThroat · 18th December 2002, 13:07

Pfft. Take her to Hamburgla's paaartay, there'll be pics all over teh interweb by next week.

Doubting Thomases.

Boyd-Work · 18th December 2002, 13:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Warmonger
If this whole story isnt BS, BOYD's topic is in trouble.....

Man, I knew I should've put in a sex scene

=AutoPilot= · 18th December 2002, 13:22

Yeah that'll learn ya

fidgit · 18th December 2002, 13:53

Arg HE hasn't posted yet....goddam come on man... I need my cousin-fucking fix....

/twitches

[reyPh] · 18th December 2002, 13:55

hes either

a) busy doing her now

b) thinking up of his post about her now.

The Edge · 18th December 2002, 14:18

...or, as some people might believe...picking the magazine he's going to copy his post from

caffiend · 18th December 2002, 14:24

Quote:

Originally posted by ChaosWulf
Oh great, a running porn saga about a guy .. and his cousin.

Only in New Zealand .. or some parts of Texas.

I like what you've done with the rock... very nice.

chiQ · 18th December 2002, 14:27

Maybe we should have a 'Forum' forum

TnT · 18th December 2002, 14:54

chiQ I don't think the world is ready for Hurricanes trans-sexual fisting stories.

Lightspeed · 18th December 2002, 14:54

Quote:

Originally posted by ChaosWulf
Oh great, a running porn saga about a guy .. and his cousin.

Only in New Zealand .. or some parts of Texas.

Hey, this is the core of NZGames.

blur^ · 18th December 2002, 16:21

as much as i find it hard to believe,

im thinking HE's cousin might be batting for the other team, she watches his lessy porn, and his ex girlfiend conveintly turns up the day where both their familys are out for the night and his cousin is about to get it on with him,

anyone remember that old friends episode when ross tried to get a threesom going with his ex wife and her girlfriend?

if this aint bs, i can see his cousin and ex getting it on, and HE's gonna be told to go down to the shop and buy a strapon, then they will kick him out and lock the door :P

but if im wrong, please god setup a webcam :P

[reyPh] · 18th December 2002, 16:31

lol Blur :P

borland · 18th December 2002, 16:38

Right, so this chick is your first cousin, and you want to like have a relationship with her because you thought she was hot when you last saw her 5 years ago.

Technically speaking, if you marry your first cousin you share a significant percentage of genetic material, which, if you have kids, their chances of being born with a genetic defect will double or more. Bad move my friend.

Socially speaking, YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR COUSIN.... WHO YOU HAVENT SEEN FOR FIVE YEARS....
There are plenty more hot chicks out there dude. And if you tell her she's going to kick you in the nuts. Don't do it. You will ruin a good friendship and your chances of fathering any children.

Lightspeed · 18th December 2002, 16:45

Isn't it like a 98% chance of having normal children if you're genetically diverse and a 94% chance of having normal children if you're not?

chiQ · 18th December 2002, 16:46

borland: We've covered that issue

=AutoPilot= · 18th December 2002, 16:49

Quote:

Originally posted by chiQ
borland: We've covered that issue

Sacrifice · 18th December 2002, 16:49

In the case of genetic abnormalities, what kind of deformations would you be likely to see? Like extra digits, Downs syndrome, ..?

Whiplash · 18th December 2002, 16:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Sacrifice
In the case of genetic abnormalities, what kind of deformations would you be likely to see? Like extra digits, Downs syndrome, ..?

... bitchy attitude and an nzgames account ...

cEvin · 18th December 2002, 17:02

*raises hand*

borland · 18th December 2002, 17:02

ah goddammit

I have a habit of not being bothered reading anything beyond the first few pages of posts like this.
However, I just read the thing on page 5 where rectus gets it on but his ex busts them up, and went to edit my post, but sorry 15 minutes have elapsed... =(

Seeing as she is obviously not going to kick you in the nuts, go for it. But play it safe. And keep it a secret from your family, or you're in the shit bigtime =)

Either that or stop bsing

Warmonger · 18th December 2002, 17:05

well where the fuck is he ?

Phantom · 18th December 2002, 17:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Warmonger
well where the fuck is he ?

yeah, ask us, we know...

FB · 18th December 2002, 17:13

The suspense is killing me )#$&)#&$

Lightspeed · 18th December 2002, 17:15

Yeah, I'm wondering about your uncle ( and your pop's for that matter ) HE.

Are they the type to give you a beat down, take away your college fund or kick you outta the family if you get caught? Or are they more likely to ask to watch?
Or will they require a wedding a la shotgun perhaps?

Mabd · 18th December 2002, 17:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Or will they require a wedding a la shotgun perhaps?

Dude, they're rooting man, not settling down to try for a family!

Cinclant · 18th December 2002, 17:25

Or are they more likely to cringe at the family fiction he is peddling.

And then cringe harder with 100% more lol at everyone who bought it.

Lightspeed · 18th December 2002, 17:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Mabd
Dude, they're rooting man, not settling down to try for a family!

Hey man, families are crazy, they're capable of anything.

sgtrock[TQM] · 18th December 2002, 17:39

This thread rules
way better than working
/hopes boss dont see this post

Mabd · 18th December 2002, 17:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Hey man, families are crazy, they're capable of anything.

lol

[reyPh] · 18th December 2002, 17:40

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtrock[TQM]
This thread rules
way better than working
/hopes boss dont see this post

word

well I had an interesting Phone call from an Indian Woman who shall remain unnamed due privacy act crap.

but lol she said some funny shit to me, had to be there to hear about it, but got the guys at work pissin their pants :P

Mabd · 18th December 2002, 17:49

So what the hell is the point of telling us about it if you had to be there???

sgtrock[TQM] · 18th December 2002, 17:56

Quote:

Originally posted by [reyPh]
word

well I had an interesting Phone call from an Indian Woman who shall remain unnamed due privacy act crap.

but lol she said some funny shit to me, had to be there to hear about it, but got the guys at work pissin their pants :P

post it and change her name to Bob or something
I just luv Luser stories

Markh · 18th December 2002, 18:03

Hey, if rectus falls in love with her and wants to marry her, do you guys know anyone who can play the wedding march on a banjo?

18th December 2002, 13:53	#251
fidgit Always itchy	Arg HE hasn't posted yet....goddam come on man... I need my cousin-fucking fix.... /twitches __________________ 4 7 2 3 9 8 5...1 4 2 9 7 8...14 16 22...36°

18th December 2002, 12:09	#242
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	Oh great, a running porn saga about a guy .. and his cousin. Only in New Zealand .. or some parts of Texas.

18th December 2002, 12:11	#243
fobski	lol 7 pages of cousin fucking goodness

18th December 2002, 13:06	#246
HellStorm	wheres the next essay ;o?!?!

18th December 2002, 13:07	#248
DeepThroat	Pfft. Take her to Hamburgla's paaartay, there'll be pics all over teh interweb by next week. Doubting Thomases.

18th December 2002, 13:22	#250
=AutoPilot=	Yeah that'll learn ya

18th December 2002, 13:55	#252
[reyPh]	hes either a) busy doing her now b) thinking up of his post about her now.

18th December 2002, 14:18	#253
The Edge	...or, as some people might believe...picking the magazine he's going to copy his post from

18th December 2002, 14:27	#255
chiQ Frag-muff	Maybe we should have a 'Forum' forum

18th December 2002, 14:54	#256
TnT	chiQ I don't think the world is ready for Hurricanes trans-sexual fisting stories.

18th December 2002, 16:21	#258
blur^	as much as i find it hard to believe, im thinking HE's cousin might be batting for the other team, she watches his lessy porn, and his ex girlfiend conveintly turns up the day where both their familys are out for the night and his cousin is about to get it on with him, anyone remember that old friends episode when ross tried to get a threesom going with his ex wife and her girlfriend? if this aint bs, i can see his cousin and ex getting it on, and HE's gonna be told to go down to the shop and buy a strapon, then they will kick him out and lock the door :P but if im wrong, please god setup a webcam :P

18th December 2002, 16:38	#260
borland	Right, so this chick is your first cousin, and you want to like have a relationship with her because you thought she was hot when you last saw her 5 years ago. Technically speaking, if you marry your first cousin you share a significant percentage of genetic material, which, if you have kids, their chances of being born with a genetic defect will double or more. Bad move my friend. Socially speaking, YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR COUSIN.... WHO YOU HAVENT SEEN FOR FIVE YEARS.... There are plenty more hot chicks out there dude. And if you tell her she's going to kick you in the nuts. Don't do it. You will ruin a good friendship and your chances of fathering any children.

18th December 2002, 16:45	#261
Lightspeed	Isn't it like a 98% chance of having normal children if you're genetically diverse and a 94% chance of having normal children if you're not?

18th December 2002, 16:46	#262
chiQ Frag-muff	borland: We've covered that issue

18th December 2002, 16:49	#264
Sacrifice	In the case of genetic abnormalities, what kind of deformations would you be likely to see? Like extra digits, Downs syndrome, ..?

18th December 2002, 17:02	#266
cEvin Love In Vein	raises hand

18th December 2002, 17:02	#267
borland	ah goddammit I have a habit of not being bothered reading anything beyond the first few pages of posts like this. However, I just read the thing on page 5 where rectus gets it on but his ex busts them up, and went to edit my post, but sorry 15 minutes have elapsed... =( Seeing as she is obviously not going to kick you in the nuts, go for it. But play it safe. And keep it a secret from your family, or you're in the shit bigtime =) Either that or stop bsing

18th December 2002, 17:05	#268
Warmonger	well where the fuck is he ?

18th December 2002, 17:13	#270
FB	The suspense is killing me )#$&)#&$

18th December 2002, 17:15	#271
Lightspeed	Yeah, I'm wondering about your uncle ( and your pop's for that matter ) HE. Are they the type to give you a beat down, take away your college fund or kick you outta the family if you get caught? Or are they more likely to ask to watch? Or will they require a wedding a la shotgun perhaps?

18th December 2002, 17:25	#273
Cinclant	Or are they more likely to cringe at the family fiction he is peddling. And then cringe harder with 100% more lol at everyone who bought it.

18th December 2002, 17:39	#275
sgtrock[TQM]	Totall brilliance This thread rules way better than working /hopes boss dont see this post

18th December 2002, 17:49	#278
Mabd	So what the hell is the point of telling us about it if you had to be there???

18th December 2002, 18:03	#280
Markh	Hey, if rectus falls in love with her and wants to marry her, do you guys know anyone who can play the wedding march on a banjo?