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Old 15th March 2010, 09:42     #20161
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiquelet
Pepsi - how do you do it (the parenting message board thing, not the porn thing)? You go to TM Parenting? I haven't visited since my kid was born. So much stupid. SO much. Women would start a new thread every time their child blinked. Having massive families was looked upon with admiration. Most of the posters had started breeding in their teens, and by 23 were onto child no.4. There did appear to be a lot of good people on there, but by and large I found it attracted the lowest common denominator - the uneducated, the closed-minded, and the genetically stupid.
Nope, definitely not TM. I don't go on the parenting site that much anymore, but it's not as bad as some out there. Also, I only tend to hang around in the general discussion section these days anyway. I too hate that whole competitive side of some parents..and of course the stupid side of some women who are precious about everything. I just avoid the ones I can't be bothered with, and am fb friends with the ones who are awesome like me
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Old 15th March 2010, 10:29     #20162
Warrick
Awesome Ring Master
 
Email from Vodafone,

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Hello Warrick

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To see exactly where you're getting the best value, we've broken it down for you below.

• Did you know last month you got $88 worth of TXTs on TXT2000 for just $10
• Did you know last month you got $128 worth of TXTs & calls on BestMates 3 for just $18
Prepay's ok~
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Old 15th March 2010, 10:59     #20163
doppelgänger of someone
 
muh

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Originally Posted by Pepsi
I used to be a supplier at one of my last jobs, and every couple of weeks the guys would be asking "what new "documentaries" has your husband obtained?" (that was our secret code word).
Would you mind being the NZG porn supplier? We can only pay you with caked tissues, though.
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Old 15th March 2010, 11:11     #20164
xor
 
Either that or Sperg boys jar of salty goodness. It must be getting pretty full by now.
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Old 15th March 2010, 11:20     #20165
crocos
 
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Originally Posted by Warrick
Email from Vodafone,



Prepay's ok~
Yeah, now compare it to what you'd get in (eg) London for the same $28
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Old 15th March 2010, 11:35     #20166
Thomas Meatball
 
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Either that or Sperg boys jar of salty goodness. It must be getting pretty full by now.
You'll get some bloody sperg in a minute.
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Old 15th March 2010, 11:40     #20167
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
An interesting reason to start a fb group?

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Old 15th March 2010, 11:46     #20168
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone
Would you mind being the NZG porn supplier? We can only pay you with caked tissues, though.
'sif I'd have more "documentaries" than any of you here
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Old 15th March 2010, 11:47     #20169
p01s0n
 
hide your porn in c:\music\mp3s\nickleback\ - no one will ever find it!
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Old 15th March 2010, 12:25     #20170
xor
 
xpandarse would
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:12     #20171
p01s0n
 
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xpandarse would
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:21     #20172
King Andy
 
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hide your porn in c:\music\mp3s\nickleback\ - no one will ever find it!
No class, no taste, no shirt, shit faced.
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:27     #20173
doppelgänger of someone
 
Yesterday while jogging around the park I saw an eccentric looking guy laying in the pavement, so I thought that was the eccentric looking guy doing his eccentric thing. Coming around after about 5 mins, he was attended by paramedics. It looked like he collapsed. I feel bad ignoring that poor guy
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:33     #20174
blynk
 
So what made him eccentric looking enough that you thought he was just laying there for the hell of it?
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:45     #20175
p01s0n
 
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So what made him eccentric looking enough that you thought he was just laying there for the hell of it?
probably the macbook air. lammo.
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:49     #20176
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
DOS: It was probably one of those hidden camera trials like they've had on 20/20...You're gonna be on tv as the mean dude who walked past the person acting as the eccentric looking man in distress.
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:52     #20177
StN
I have detailed files
 
Quote:
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DOS: It was probably one of those hidden camera trials like they've had on Target...You're not gonna be on tv as the mean dude who didn't grope and sniff the person acting as the eccentric looking man in distress.
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:52     #20178
Reformed_Quint
 
I hate target.
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Old 15th March 2010, 13:54     #20179
dylan
Huh?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by blynk
So what made him eccentric looking enough that you thought he was just laying there for the hell of it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:02     #20180
dylan
Huh?
 
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3450...-fattest-woman

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An American woman who already weighs 273 kilos is on a mission to become the fattest woman in the world.

The Daily Mail reported that Donna Simpson, who already weighs 273 kilograms, wants to reach 450kg in just two years.

While the average woman should consume only 2,000 calories a day, the 42-year-old will need to eat up to 12,000 calories to reach her goal weight.

And despite getting around on a mobility scooter the New Jersey woman, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, insists she is healthy, the newspaper reports.

It says Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother. When she gave birth in 2007 and needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter by caesarean.

She has a weekly food bill of $750, which she funds by running a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food, the newspaper reported.
the internet has advanced us as a civilisation, in many ways
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:09     #20181
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
I can't help but think of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer intentionally put on weight so he could work from home.

Also.. what a coincidence her last name is Simpson..

This is her anyway:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...man-years.html
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:12     #20182
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
Go on.. you know you want it.

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Old 15th March 2010, 14:13     #20183
StN
I have detailed files
 
Kudos to whoever welded that chair - although I think it's starting to go at the back...
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:14     #20184
Reformed_Quint
 
Everyone knows that a good sign of health is when you require 30 medics to do what nature intended to be done solo!

What a sterling example of the 21st century human, a fat idiot :/
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:16     #20185
lektronimo
 
It's like she looked into a mirror after reaching 270kg and said 'fuck it, I'm going all the way to 450'. Good thing from all this is she's likely to die faster; we need less stupid, and morbidly obese people on this planet.
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:19     #20186
Reformed_Quint
 
My sun + rocket theory can also apply to fat people.
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:22     #20187
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
For some reason she doesn't look as fat in the article photos as she does on her page at Supersized Bombshells..

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Old 15th March 2010, 14:25     #20188
StN
I have detailed files
 
Cunning

This was the swing...

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Originally Posted by Pepsi
The last 2. Although stored on his own PC rather than an external drive.

I used to be a supplier at one of my last jobs, and every couple of weeks the guys would be asking "what new "documentaries" has your husband obtained?" (that was our secret code word).. One of the guys asked me not to label the CD's in case they "fell into enemy hands" haha
...then along came the roundabout!

Pepsi - bringing balance to the Force.
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:28     #20189
doppelgänger of someone
 
That guy had a full beard, like Marx, so I thought he must be a fruit...



Not that I want to detract the discussion from nekkid fat chicks...
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:28     #20190
Reformed_Quint
 
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:31     #20191
Redneck
 
Well that's this page ruined
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:32     #20192
crocos
 
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Good thing from all this is she's likely to die faster; we need less stupid, and morbidly obese people on this planet.
Yeah, but what is she going to cost us all in medical bills in the meanwhile?

Also more importantly, WHO THE FUCK impregnated that?

Thank fuck she's not in this country.
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:36     #20193
StN
I have detailed files
 
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:46     #20194
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Go on.. you know you want it.

Quoting just for Claymore (because I know you were sad when we moved onto a new page)
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:48     #20195
Claymore
 
God dammit Pepsi. Ahh stuff it, eyesight is over rated *stab stab stab*
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:48     #20196
StN
I have detailed files
 
Just when you thought Pepsi-Max was the baddest Pepsi around...
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Old 15th March 2010, 14:57     #20197
Baal
 
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Also more importantly, WHO THE FUCK impregnated that?
I'm more concerned with the HOW than the WHO.

Realistically to get at the goods you're going to need some sort of winch, perhaps some tiedowns with good solid ratchets (you know that belly is gonna be a problem), maybe some zip ties and probably more than a few drinks.

Now I need to scrub my brain.
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Old 15th March 2010, 15:00     #20198
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
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My sun + rocket theory can also apply to fat people.
I just hope that her body does indeed make it all the way to the sun. The last thing we need is a fat woman orbiting the Sun. Then our solar system would REALLY be the laughing stock of the galaxy :/

no corrections from space nerd spergs, thx.
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Old 15th March 2010, 15:05     #20199
^BITES^
 
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I just hope that her body does indeed make it all the way to the sun. The last thing we need is a fat woman orbiting the Sun. Then our solar system would REALLY be the laughing stock of the galaxy :/

no corrections from space nerd spergs, thx.
Oh god think of the smell of that slow roasting in orbit of the sun....

Fuck solar bursts, I'm worried about thigh burst.
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Old 15th March 2010, 15:07     #20200
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