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Old 29th January 2016, 12:16     #40001
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Let's be real... we've all fucked a dog at least once in our lives. Right?






Right?
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Old 29th January 2016, 12:26     #40002
pxpx
 
Quote:
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this whole dog humping thing was a huge fuckin let down really. drunk guy looks like an idiot at a party, headline news.
media put man on pedestal because of what he can do on the field, then tear him down because of what he does off the field.

doesn't add up.
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Old 29th January 2016, 12:37     #40003
leadinjector
 
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Let's be real... we've all fucked a dog at least once in our lives. Right?






Right?
something something your mother
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Old 29th January 2016, 13:13     #40004
MadMax
Stuff
 
http://www.nzta.govt.nz/vehicles/cho...aged-vehicles/

aside from carjam, did not know about this
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Old 29th January 2016, 13:34     #40005
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by leadinjector
something something your mother
I'LL FUCK YOUR DOG FOR REAL
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Old 2nd February 2016, 11:15     #40006
crocos
 
Quote of the day from a manager at work:
It's only incest if your sister's ugly.
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Old 2nd February 2016, 12:44     #40007
[email protected]
 
Aussies to struggle to pay mortgages


https://nz.finance.yahoo.com/news/au...010301148.html
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Old 2nd February 2016, 15:38     #40008
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 


I'm not sure whether to be fascinated, repelled, or fap
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Old 3rd February 2016, 12:39     #40009
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Can't it be all three?
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Old 3rd February 2016, 12:58     #40010
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
At first I thought it was a photoshop of one chick standing next to herself, then maybe twin sisters, but it turns out it is a photo of two different and totally unrelated chicks.
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Old 3rd February 2016, 13:24     #40011
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
I think they look like aliens who had observed all of Earth's media with the intention of disguising themselves as a human woman to infiltrate mankind and seduce powerful men into giving up their secrets and that photo is the end result.
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Old 3rd February 2016, 13:37     #40012
Juju
get to da choppa
 
Not sure if there are people in that photo - can't tell through the thick walls of cake.
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Old 3rd February 2016, 13:46     #40013
pxpx
 
still would bang
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Old 3rd February 2016, 14:12     #40014
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
would sell organs to bang
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Old 3rd February 2016, 15:24     #40015
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
I'll take the one on the right; you can take the ugly one.
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Old 3rd February 2016, 19:59     #40016
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
Apparently these young women have problems with penises.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ia-trolls.html
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Old 4th February 2016, 09:13     #40017
leadinjector
 
i dont get it, id fuck both of em?
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Old 10th February 2016, 09:11     #40018
pxpx
 
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-...-morgans-money

What a pompous git. Good on the organisers.
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Old 10th February 2016, 19:08     #40019
StN
I have detailed files
 
Although, to be fair, if Powerball comes in, I'm quite keen to annoy a lot of people too!
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Old 10th February 2016, 21:58     #40020
pxpx
 
Did you buy your ticket in Tauranga?
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Old 11th February 2016, 06:35     #40021
StN
I have detailed files
 
They appear to use the same method as myself, but no.
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Old 12th February 2016, 18:25     #40022
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Richard Dawkins cancels NZ tour due to stroke

Had stroke

Expected to make full recovery


IS THIS A WARNING FROM GOD??!?
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Old 22nd February 2016, 18:06     #40023
Spoon1
Mmm... Sacrilicious
 
Full recovery surely means he's blessed by God
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Old 23rd February 2016, 11:04     #40024
MadMax
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Humans are gods in the making. Once we reach peak civilisation we will be of the ultimate form then each of us are assigned our own parallel universe to look after, spawned and created with the seed of ones DNA. The God that created the universe where Earth resides is winning the game of creation amongst his peers - hence why we haven't been obliberated/visited/...
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Old 23rd February 2016, 11:40     #40025
DrTiTus
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
 
HENCE WHY
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Old 23rd February 2016, 14:28     #40026
pxpx
 
NZG goes down for a few days and MadMax loses his remaining few marbles.
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Old 24th February 2016, 17:46     #40027
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11594944

seriously, how fucking retarded
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Old 24th February 2016, 18:21     #40028
Spoon1
Mmm... Sacrilicious
 
You know what? I really need something else to be addicted to after quitting smoking...

O_o
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Old 24th February 2016, 19:00     #40029
MadMax
Stuff
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrTiTus
HENCE WHY
mate I saw it on a website - do your research! Sheeple these days are totally controlled by the government and can't think for themselves!
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Old 24th February 2016, 20:01     #40030
DrTiTus
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
 
Vilify teachers - for Queers swindle Tithe from 1 Day Retarded
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Old 25th February 2016, 10:10     #40031
blynk
 
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So I wonder what made customs decide to search his devices.
I wonder if they had a tip off from police who decided it's easier for customs to do a random search than for them to get a warrant.
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Old 25th February 2016, 16:14     #40032
MadMax
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I couldn't resist announcing "oh gee that's a bit corny", pointing out a bag of corn cobs a staff member has stashed away
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Old 29th February 2016, 18:13     #40033
fixed_truth
 
Rip Ranginui Walker

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11597381
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Old 1st March 2016, 17:45     #40034
fixed_truth
 
Won't someone think of the children!!

Stop flashing your bits around: Why I have no sympathy for Eden Park streaker
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Old 2nd March 2016, 08:35     #40035
Jodi
 
Got a tweet that nicly sums up the three sorts of reactions to this sort of thing:

Honour, Dignity, Victim.

H: He got what he deserved for being disrespectful
D: If he had any dignity he wouldn't have streaked in the first place
V: Poor streaker, violence is never justified
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Old 2nd March 2016, 11:23     #40036
fixed_truth
 
I think it's pretty harmless and the fines/convictions are a good deterrent. So yeah he probably shouldn't have done it but that doesn't mean he should have got beats.
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Old 2nd March 2016, 13:37     #40037
Deadmeat
 
Pretty low levels of sympathy for someone who has essentially committed a sex crime in the presence of minors.
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Old 2nd March 2016, 13:55     #40038
blynk
 
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Pretty low levels of sympathy for someone who has essentially committed a sex crime in the presence of minors.
Im happy that they get fines & get banned, but also fine if they get smacked around\tackled a bit on the field.
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Old 2nd March 2016, 14:39     #40039
fixed_truth
 
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Pretty low levels of sympathy for someone who has essentially committed a sex crime in the presence of minors.
You seriously think streaking should be a sex crime? In q-town (& prob elsewhere) it's not uncommon for female tourists to sunbathe topless at the beach - is that a sex crime?
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Im happy that they get fines & get banned, but also fine if they get smacked around\tackled a bit on the field.
What about off the field?
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The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was apprehended by three guards and claims he was assaulted by one after he was taken out of public view following his removal from the field.

A police complaint has been filed, as the streaker required several stitches after he claims one of the guards punched him several times.
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Old 2nd March 2016, 15:16     #40040
DrTiTus
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
 
Quote:
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Ngata is a better person then me.
Off with her head. She clearly has no need for it.
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