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6th May 2004, 03:15 | #1 |
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NZG limericks........!!
Come on, who doesnt love limericks?
and wacky NZG threads? It is only a natural and logical progression to try and combine the two..... Of course! I bet this is one of those moments where you thought: "Duh! why didnt *I* think of that! limericks.... and threads! OMG it makes so much sense!" Bah! Enough blabbering! Limericks ahoy! There once was a weird guy called pluck. whos girlfriend was willing to fuck. he wanted to place, his load on her face, but things went just slightly a-muck. There once was a red MR2, whos owner did not have a clue. the road made him slip, cos he had 'NO GRIP' the cops would agree with me too. there once was a young guy called quint, who tryed to pull bit've a stint. he thought 60 pound, was a good number round, for tires where 30 is mint.
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6th May 2004, 03:20 | #2 |
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hahahahah
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6th May 2004, 03:26 | #3 |
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ROFL... keep them coming mate
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6th May 2004, 03:45 | #6 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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There once was a young man named poo-bum
To whose pants-party we were invited to all come He'd ask "Is she hot?" And though we knew she was not We'd all say we'd "hit it" and then some |
6th May 2004, 04:13 | #7 |
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Time for some Current Evernts:
There once was BlackKat, a newbie, Who said she could outdrink a aussie then Cookie spoke up said "come on, drink up" and black kat began to worry. There once was a Therm from Palmy Who Thermed a Therm was balmy Therm Therm a Therm and Thermed the Therm and the Therm Therm Therm smarmy. There once was a gamer forum that seemed to be getting boring then newbies invaded and someone spaded Now sit back and watch the whoring. |
6th May 2004, 04:18 | #8 |
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I didn't speek g33k on arrival
but had to learn for my survival From arsehat to owned coded threads from the stoned brought about total vocab revival |
6th May 2004, 04:20 | #9 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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Rabble, your effort needs to be
Sorry for the yoink BaM. Last edited by Spoon1 : 6th May 2004 at 04:23. |
6th May 2004, 04:28 | #10 |
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There was a young Rabble who said beeeeep
for she cannot attempt anything deep She can't write for shit As proved by this lame bit and she really should get some sleep. Last edited by Rabble : 6th May 2004 at 04:37. |
6th May 2004, 04:45 | #11 |
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Hey, Rabble, you gave it a shot
Even though the results weren't so hot Perhaps you're too tired or just uninspired Or mad rhymez ain't something you got |
6th May 2004, 08:45 | #12 |
The Lord of the Dragons
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There once was a game called Quake.
Upon release it caused quite a shake. The forum became dull. It was sent to /dev/null. Nobody thought it a mistake. There once was a poster called Moo. Who got himself quite in the poo. The photoshops 0wned. On top came Roccowned. Don't contradict the things you say or do. |
6th May 2004, 08:50 | #13 |
Bobo Fettish
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there once was a girl named cookie
who liked a bit of the nookie with rainbow lipstick its over with quick 'cause she wants it where she makes dookie |
6th May 2004, 10:32 | #14 |
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Asmodeus was a poster we had
Who always seemed angry and mad Got shown the red card But came back as You're a Retard And CCS has declared Jihad. |
6th May 2004, 11:14 | #15 |
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there once was a homo erectus, whos troll thread,well it nearly wrecked'us. He gave her the eye, but she was too shy, but the comedy gold did infect'us. |
6th May 2004, 11:14 | #16 |
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Damn, you lot are GOOD!
Just the thing to wake up to and laugh. Congrats, you've rocked my day |
6th May 2004, 11:25 | #17 |
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*me bows*
Heres one JUST for you Gerbs. There once was a poor little beamer, that ran 'bout as slow as a steamer. A 4AGE made it smile with glee, now charged, it is quite a lot meaner. |
6th May 2004, 11:31 | #18 |
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We're not worthy!
We're not worthy! We're Not! We're Not! *ahem* There was a thread on NZGames That some thought to call pretty lame It made us LOL and ROFL And I really suck at these. END! |
6th May 2004, 11:38 | #19 |
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there once was a poster named pluck
Who thinks that we really give a fuck about the chubbies he chase the attmepts to dump a load on there face when all we do is LOL an Mock |
6th May 2004, 11:39 | #20 |
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Old rincey, he quite likes tight butts.
they usually drive him quite nuts. he took home some birds, date rape? thats obsurd. we all know they're really just SLUTS!!! |
6th May 2004, 11:48 | #21 |
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I declare keys to be the limerick king.
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6th May 2004, 12:00 | #22 |
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Aww crap, I started writing one about Ilk, but I didnt have much to go by.
So ... well.... this came out instead. Its a Texas love story. So, this one is for you Ilk! I like how her skin is so fair, Quite purdy I think is her hair, I know shes my sist'r, but I still want to fist'r, and spank her white ass when its bare. |
6th May 2004, 12:00 | #23 |
Bobo Fettish
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There was a debate about weed,
Many here toke on the seed, But it's taken its toll, Up to my elbows in lol, More intelligence they could use, indeed. Last edited by Whiplash : 6th May 2004 at 12:07. |
6th May 2004, 12:06 | #24 |
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There once was a young man named Akane
Whose life was rather mundane So he slid the ass out in his car But he didn't get far Twas the pothole on the road he did blame. |
6th May 2004, 12:17 | #25 |
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MMPORGs are easy to create
But cause quite a bit of debate Stealth told himself Man that's a cool slightly peeved elf But we all know Cinclants one is great |
6th May 2004, 12:26 | #26 |
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there are many threads on nzgames
some funny, some pointless, some lame but the worst of them all is the one that is called, the quakeworld forum thinking chain |
6th May 2004, 12:27 | #27 | |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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Enough with the old shit! (& its "SLUTS!!!!!!!") now try to do one with my old tagline...... (what rhymes with Ostrich?) |
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6th May 2004, 12:35 | #28 |
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some men want to stockpile their riches
some want to level up and fight liches but that's not our triki he is pretty picky he just wants to fuck the mad bitches |
6th May 2004, 12:46 | #29 |
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Rince has an ostrich that's swollen,
theres something quite wrong with its colon. He cant really see, that it cannot go pee, It swallowed a ball used for bowlin'. |
6th May 2004, 12:49 | #30 |
I have detailed files
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Bronnz works at reception all day
At a place where some ladies may lay But when she goes home She's concerned for her dome And the dangers of falling ashtrays |
6th May 2004, 13:03 | #31 |
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'use my old tag' Rince did whine.
So I went and made up this rhyme 'What rhymes with Swollen Ostrich'. Who cares, cook me eggs bitch. Cause I've got better things to do with my time. Last edited by TnT : 6th May 2004 at 13:04. |
6th May 2004, 13:15 | #32 |
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Rince ostrich does not really rhyme
who cares about your stupid tag line? it is a gay inside joke that you decided to quote so how do i get one for mine? |
6th May 2004, 13:34 | #33 |
Architeuthis
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Purple Kush used to post in green text
And talk nonsense that left us perplexed Like an unwelcome guest Or an obstinate pest No-one knew where he'd turn up next. |
6th May 2004, 13:36 | #34 |
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My bandwidth is sucking ass
I thought for sure this would pass My Jetsurf plan is in place But still no smile on my face Damn you cabal!!! |
6th May 2004, 13:53 | #35 |
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there once was a telco cabal
who like to pick on hanibal when able his speed was capped so no instant "fap fap" now fuck off to wellington for cable |
6th May 2004, 14:19 | #36 |
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There once was a young man called fobski
Rumour has it he was kind of a slobski He sought a flatmate for his place Not a single one he did face To pay the rent he'll need a second jobski. |
6th May 2004, 14:20 | #37 | |
SHG
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6th May 2004, 14:20 | #38 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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There once was a fellow named Mabd,
Web access at work he once had, But caught more than once, He was looking at cunts, and now he can't post here, how sad |
6th May 2004, 14:23 | #39 |
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Fobski thinks a tag line would be quite neat
But he thinks this an impossible feat To gain one right away Simon you must pay So pay up and stop being so cheap |
6th May 2004, 14:36 | #40 |
I have detailed files
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Once, Sep cut the end off his dick
Some people may think he is sick Then he skidded on grease And wiped out some trees But it happened because there were pics |