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13th December 2012, 14:32 | #36601 |
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That's because they are a roamin'...
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13th December 2012, 14:50 | #36602 | |
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13th December 2012, 15:15 | #36603 | |
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13th December 2012, 15:34 | #36604 | |
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13th December 2012, 16:10 | #36605 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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I think they went the house.
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13th December 2012, 16:11 | #36606 |
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If you like rings it's a good excuse to get a new one and wear it at all times, but the idea of marking your territory like that seems so...brutish.
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13th December 2012, 16:18 | #36607 | |
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13th December 2012, 20:54 | #36608 |
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I got a wedding ring story, it blows my mind.
I know a couple who are engaged to get married. The guy went to Michael Hill and had many many consultations with the staff there to pick a fine engagement ring. The guy worked his ass off 6-7 days a week saving up and making deposits to pay it off. Now, the girl knew he was buying a ring because she watches his bank statements and saw where the money was going. She even knew when he would propose because she saw the final payment go through. The guy turns 30, and a surprise party is thrown for him. Everyone says "speech speech!" so he gives an awkward speech and then proposes to her. Presents the hard won ring etc etc. She says yes and all is good. That week, she sees that Michael Hill is having a 50% off sale. So she goes to Michael Hill, and trades in this engagement ring to get a ring of double worth. And the ring she gets is huge, hideous and covered in diamonds. Can you believe that shit!? The Michael Hill staff (who knew the guy and this ring) tried to appeal to her to keep the ring that was paid off with such dedication. But no stopping her. Man I would cut myself free of that woman! |
13th December 2012, 22:33 | #36609 |
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I would cut that bitch. Cut her good.
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13th December 2012, 22:54 | #36610 |
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For sure that's fucked, but if he'd followed my suggestion and let her in on the Which Ring Am I Getting decision earlier on, he could have avoided these issues.
Or ditched her because she's tacky and likes giant diamonds which are honestly just so last century.
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13th December 2012, 23:07 | #36611 |
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Whipped ^
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13th December 2012, 23:21 | #36612 | |
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14th December 2012, 09:12 | #36613 |
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That's just wrong.
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14th December 2012, 10:17 | #36614 |
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H&B tbh
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14th December 2012, 11:52 | #36615 |
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The people behind the Tiffany & Co adverts have got a lot to answer for
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14th December 2012, 18:02 | #36616 | |
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http://www.arpanetdialogues.net/vol-iv/
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14th December 2012, 18:27 | #36617 |
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If this is accurate, then the first page makes Ayn Rand look like a mercenary anti-feminist bitch.
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15th December 2012, 04:04 | #36618 |
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I need a name for a liqueur I experimented into being:
Tastes like Tea and Chartreuse had a baby. I quite like it from the freezer. Not exactly high in alcohol, around 26%. One day when I can be bothered mucking, I'll sort myself out a reflux still and then we'll be cranking the full-strength liqueurs and spirits, but for now... eh. Ingredients: 500 ml Gin (40% min) 4 Earl Gray tea-bags 500g Corn Syrup 25g Juniper berries 2 generously heaped tablespoons of dextrose monohydrate (AKA glucose)
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15th December 2012, 08:37 | #36619 |
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call it the Dad Joke
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15th December 2012, 09:22 | #36620 | |
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15th December 2012, 09:35 | #36621 | |
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Ha! I just read the Reagan/Fonda one. Three jokers sitting around waiting for the chick to turn up. The moderator should have jumped in and trolled them. Reagan is a sly dog... Boobies > Commies
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15th December 2012, 17:57 | #36623 |
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Yeah, they're a basic pot-still. They typically crank out about 40% ABV, and over here they're about 2/5ths of the price ($300 vs $770) of buying a full-sized reflux still that'll crank out high-90's% ABV. Not a bad choice for getting started, but the product would end up at about the same %.
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16th December 2012, 19:35 | #36624 |
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Some initial teething problems, but these guys are onto a gold mine.
Until their customers get married. |
16th December 2012, 20:32 | #36625 | |
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17th December 2012, 01:22 | #36626 | |
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17th December 2012, 17:04 | #36627 | |
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i mean if she is actually getting a ring that is double the value for the same price then you might as well. as for it being tacky isn't the idea of a woman's engagement ring that it's one that she likes? |
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17th December 2012, 17:07 | #36628 |
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Wonder why there's stats like this for 2011 on stuff, http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10836065
but the gun death stats on wikipedia for NZ cite a 1993 source. and all the relevant information being available up until atleast 2006 here, http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/new-zealand and sourced to stats.govt.nz some wikipedia nerd go fix it for me plz
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17th December 2012, 17:08 | #36629 | |
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17th December 2012, 17:22 | #36630 | |
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Would have been good form for her to check with the fiancé before she traded it in for another, but it also would have been good for said fiancé to find out what she actually likes first. If he's crying about his hard earned cash being used for something that makes her happy when he'd rather she'd been stuck with his original choice, she should run for the hills. |
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17th December 2012, 18:45 | #36631 |
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When I proposed, I spent a LOT of time on the ring. I'd be right fucked off if she traded it in without even discussing it. It's as much a symbol of my love as it is her acceptance of my proposal.
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17th December 2012, 19:12 | #36632 |
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rings are a ridiculous thing anyway, i ended up giving her a ring shaped seashell (she said yes btw) and we are gonna make her a real ring using some jewels her grandma left her, which mean more to her than some stuff dug out of the ground by Djimon Hounsou and sold in a store.
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18th December 2012, 08:37 | #36633 |
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if she don't like the ring she can't always just say no. If my wife had the ring swapped without telling me I'ld take it and pawn it and spend the money on a personal snow vaction.
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18th December 2012, 09:25 | #36634 | |
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18th December 2012, 10:22 | #36635 |
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o fuck yea crack whores. why didn't I say that? is it too late to change my order?
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18th December 2012, 10:35 | #36636 | |
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18th December 2012, 15:14 | #36637 | |
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18th December 2012, 15:21 | #36638 | |
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18th December 2012, 17:03 | #36639 |
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I think if a guy is spending a stupid amount of money on a ring they should get to choose it, and if the chick takes herself so seriously that she has to have something else (such a good start to a marriage), then she should consult him. It's his many thousands of dollars she's decided he has spent incorrectly. Just doing whatever independently of the person who paid the vast sums of cash concerned is lame.
That said, I think if she doesn't like his choice, when he's paying, she should pay for her own ring.
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18th December 2012, 17:07 | #36640 | |
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Why 2012 was the best year ever
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