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20th July 2010, 16:21 | #241 |
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After listening to the wiggles for way too long you get pretty well fucking sick of the Aussie accent. Not sure how anyone who isn't born to it has the tolerance to put up with it.
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20th July 2010, 16:23 | #242 |
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fush and chups tastes better than feesh and cheeps
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20th July 2010, 16:27 | #243 | |
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20th July 2010, 16:40 | #244 | |
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20th July 2010, 16:41 | #245 |
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Nah, a good skin head will make the softest face harder.
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20th July 2010, 16:43 | #246 |
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But no less gorgeous.
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20th July 2010, 19:11 | #247 | |
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21st July 2010, 01:39 | #248 |
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Haha awesome!
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21st July 2010, 01:46 | #249 |
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It's an epic mashup of awesome and suicidal.
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21st July 2010, 08:14 | #250 | |
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However, this was a friday haircut and he spent the weekend at my folks place. Their opinion of this haircut was not high. Not high at all.
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21st July 2010, 09:41 | #251 |
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Awesome
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21st July 2010, 13:47 | #253 |
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So the boy is at school today. Fuck me.
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21st July 2010, 13:51 | #254 |
Don't worry, be harpy
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Hope he's loving it
... also hope Princess & you are doing ok. That first week of school is always surreal. |
21st July 2010, 16:04 | #255 | |
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I was reading back over the past day of comments and chatting to Princess (as we twiddle our thumbs waiting for the end of the school day) and I realised that I've not expressed something that I really should have. When I said
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Having to put your kid in daycare so you can work to pay the bills is a fucking shitty thing to have to do, and even after the daycare years finish it's still hard to place him in the care of other people at kindy and preschool. The whole experience has been slightly less shitty for us because we were leaving Marshall in the care of a succession of women each of whom we knew was absolutely in love with him. I'd much rather leave Marshall in the care of a woman who kept a photo of him on her desk than someone to whom he was just Child X on the year's headcount spreadsheet. Sometimes the only thing that got Princess and I through our working days was the knowledge that he was with someone who thought he was tits. On an intellectual level it's been fascinating to watch the boy's cuckoo-like ability to get people he's not related to want to look after him. That's one hell of an evolutionary survival trait. But on a personal subjective level, especially being over here with no family support structure around, it's been fucking great. We couldn't have survived without the assistance of people who've fallen in love with the boy. |
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21st July 2010, 16:28 | #256 |
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hopefully male teachers dont put quite as much love in to the girl when shes older
doubt you'd like that quite as much haha |
21st July 2010, 16:45 | #257 |
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Still kinda creepy when they want to come to the boy's birthday party.
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21st July 2010, 17:10 | #259 |
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wondered that after i posted heh
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21st July 2010, 17:39 | #261 |
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Poor bastards.
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When Marshall was at daycare around 3 years old one of his classmates was this beautiful little girl, very friendly and chatty. Over the course of about a year she became one of Marshall's best daycare friends and she grew used to seeing me come in to do drop-off or pick-up, and she would run up to me and babble on about what all the kids had been doing that day (while Marshall was off being fussed over by the female staff somewhere). One day I turned up to get the boy and this little girl's father was there doing pick-up himself. I walked in the door of the daycare centre and the little girl launched herself at me, gave me a hug, and started babbling on about her day and what she and Marshall had done. I looked up and her father, a guy I'd never met or even seen before, had this look on his face of "STEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW I AM NOT KIDDING RIGHT FUCKING NOW". I imagine I'd react the same way. Quote:
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21st July 2010, 18:11 | #263 |
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Have you invited any of them to his birthday party?
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21st July 2010, 23:33 | #264 | |
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21st July 2010, 23:36 | #265 |
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Hell yeah
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30th August 2010, 12:50 | #266 | |
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30th August 2010, 13:25 | #267 |
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Holy crap, that went by quickly!
HB, Princess Ab 1.0. |
5th July 2011, 14:21 | #268 |
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When I was a boy I got to play with a stick! or my penis if I was lucky! |
5th July 2011, 14:29 | #269 |
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Kids with cellphones
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5th July 2011, 14:32 | #270 |
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5th July 2011, 14:40 | #271 |
I have detailed files
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Lefties ( )
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5th July 2011, 14:45 | #272 |
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With that flowing long hair, that boy can be mistaken for a GIRL.
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17th August 2011, 00:18 | #273 |
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Somehow this little guy
Is now this still-little-but-not-so-little guy. How did that happen? |
17th August 2011, 00:47 | #274 |
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Gonna play Super15 for the Aussies, eh?
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17th August 2011, 00:50 | #275 |
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OMG! Where's the little hellion in the pink hairband?
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17th August 2011, 00:52 | #276 |
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Ab beat the queer out of that hellion and told him to be a man, play rugby.
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You may notice that he's wearing gold and navy socks instead of the rugby team's black and red. That's because he had a soccer game for his school straight after rugby and he was wearing his soccer socks.
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17th August 2011, 01:25 | #278 |
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TRAITOR!
Ah well, sounds like he's gonna be playing for the 1st Eleven rather than the Super 15 anyhow.
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17th August 2011, 02:28 | #279 |
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It's jarring going from kiddie rugby to kiddie soccer. It may be a reflection of Adelaide's demographics, but fuck me, the rugby is a bunch of good cunts cheering on all the littlies while the soccer often suffers from Soccer Parent Syndrome. The moment I see some swarthy guy in a shiny nylon tracksuit I mentally facepalm and hope the kids can handle the screaming.
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