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1st September 2009, 15:16 | #202 | |
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Pfft, he wouldn't let a bunch of Aussie kids break his bones, surely.
Good for you Simon. Be loud, be proud! Err... ROBBIE DEANS! HAHA! |
1st September 2009, 15:37 | #204 | |
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Ok - the tone can be raised now... |
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1st September 2009, 15:49 | #205 |
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I was gonna ask earlier if he'd been lost to soccer with that headband.. but thought better of it Good to know all is well!
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26th November 2009, 03:53 | #206 |
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pic so it happened
Just realised, all this talk and still haven't posted a pic of Vianne! |
26th November 2009, 09:51 | #207 |
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She's gorgeous
(And no, that's not just the hormones talking!) |
26th November 2009, 10:07 | #208 |
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More cluck than Tegel, CW.
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26th November 2009, 10:17 | #209 |
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Shup!
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26th November 2009, 10:40 | #210 |
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26th November 2009, 14:45 | #211 | |
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That bag kicks the shit out of Elmo and Bob the Builder. Hot Wheels is pretty cool though... |
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26th November 2009, 20:11 | #212 | |
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Oh, and the why part - Mum really wanted a daughter.
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26th November 2009, 22:37 | #213 | |
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We've got an All Blacks onesie for our little boy. We always get comments about it when walking around in the mall. |
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18th March 2010, 04:22 | #214 |
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VIG bump.
When you say "dimples" I say "shotgun"! Who wants the rewind! |
18th March 2010, 08:57 | #215 |
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She's going to put you through the mill
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20th July 2010, 02:09 | #216 |
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So the boy's five now. Starts primary school day after tomorrow.
I can't believe it. Ob_fiveyearoldpic: |
20th July 2010, 03:32 | #217 |
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Shyeah, you're gonna have your hands well full in about 11 years my man.
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20th July 2010, 08:11 | #218 |
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Going for that Sam Whitelock look there I see.
Better get those clippers out
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20th July 2010, 08:13 | #219 |
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Love the smile
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He may be five now but I've been watching in amazement as females melt over this kid for at least two and a half years already. There's been an unbroken line of female daycare workers, kindy helpers, and preschool teachers who have fallen in love with him, it went from funny to facepalm fast. Verbatim quote from a female teacher: "He gets into mischief but whenever I try to tell him off he just looks at me with those eyes and I forget what I was going to say". Princess and I have actually had Serious Family Meetings where we've had to say "Look, this isn't healthy, Marshall needs to be disciplined, we're not paying money to have someone gaze dreamily into his eyes while letting him do whatever he wants, we need him TO HAVE A TEACHER." Every nine months as he's moved from daycare group to kindy class to preschool class I've had a new pair of ovaries bawling her eyes out begging me to bring him back to visit or asking to be invited to his birthday party. He's been running on instinct to this point, god have mercy on us all if he actually starts doing it deliberately. Quote:
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20th July 2010, 14:57 | #221 |
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20th July 2010, 14:58 | #222 |
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ahah jesus he is gonna run the game on some girls in a few years ;D
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20th July 2010, 15:07 | #223 |
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yeap that's one good looking kid. gonna take over the world.
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20th July 2010, 15:09 | #224 |
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I had one female teacher come to Marshall's fourth birthday party on the day of her own daughter's birthday. Aside from the question of "who has teachers come to their parties", this woman came to Marshall's birthday party on her own daughter's birthday.
I know what signs to look for. Like, if I pop in to the school office to pay a bill or drop off a permission slip or something like that and there's a framed photo of Marshall sitting next to the computer - not "class photo of the kids", just a single photo of Marshall - I know he's done it to someone else. |
20th July 2010, 15:12 | #225 |
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Nothing to worry about, as long as Princess & you are consistant at home and don't let the charm affect you. And good luck with that, by the way
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20th July 2010, 15:21 | #227 |
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Mums are really wanky about how their kids look.
Dads are practical and realise that a shaved head is not only the meanest of all looks AND will reduce hair washing time but will all know that shaving off "HIS/HER BEAUTIFUL LOCKS!!" will net you no sex for a week or so. |
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20th July 2010, 15:22 | #229 |
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That's weird. I still don't understand it but I suppose it's what you get with women.
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20th July 2010, 15:22 | #230 |
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if it's hair and it has a curl in it, a mother will defend it with her life. Unless the curls are attached to something older than 13 years old.
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20th July 2010, 15:23 | #231 |
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Almost there.
Mothers tend to obsess over their sons hair, as short hair means "my little boy is growing up". Weirdly they don't tend to obsess over their daughters, but girls remain affectionate for a hell of a lot longer than sons tend to so this may explain it. |
20th July 2010, 15:40 | #232 |
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That's weird. I dunno. Me and my brothers never had curly hair so I suppose we never experienced this female 'hair rage'. But then, my dad only rarely took us for haircuts. I think he just didn't give a shit either way
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20th July 2010, 15:43 | #233 |
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Pretty sure my wife would rip my eyes out if I brought our daughter home with a shaved head.
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20th July 2010, 15:54 | #235 | |
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Since toddlerhood, the boy's hair has been kinda like this.
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20th July 2010, 15:56 | #236 |
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Okay, I think I'm beginning to get it. Nutty women thinking with their ovaries. Gotcha.
Lol at the the mullet in that first pic. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh
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20th July 2010, 16:13 | #238 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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Gorgeous children.. Such a shame they'll be growing up with an Aussie accent
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20th July 2010, 16:18 | #239 |
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^^ i resent that comment. It can be overcome!
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