Random Thoughts II - Page 113

crocos · 20th October 2008, 23:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

Nah, shoe shopping is evil. I don't do it if I can help it. Screw sizing shoes by trial and error online though. I'd rather spend ten minutes in a store than spend days sending shit backwards and forwards, trying to get a good fit in a nice style.

You're suck a stereotypical girl and all that, eh

Cyberbob · 20th October 2008, 23:06

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Originally Posted by Helious-

@jonas - first arsehole I ever licked. Quite uncanny you mentioned that.

That's where the fascination started. 2005.

I'm half-tempted to upload a photo. She was hot.

I was working out 6days a week back then, *sigh* oh how mint i was in my prime, lolzers~

do eeetttt

Helious · 20th October 2008, 23:14

The chances of her finding out is quite high. Somehow/someway it'll get back to her.

Experience has taught me a few things and one of them is, NZGAMES HAS A LONG MOTHER FUCKEN REACH!!!!!!!!

CCS · 20th October 2008, 23:21

Crop out her face?

crocos · 20th October 2008, 23:41

Helious-: Are you dating / sleeping with her at the moment? No? Then no worries, aye!

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

You're suck a stereotypical girl and all that, eh

Uh... that "k" was meant to be an "h".

BillHague · 21st October 2008, 00:19

Have the Windsors managed to hold on to the British Monarchy for all eternity? In centuries past, if you wanted to become king, you could usurp the throne with military might.

These days, new laws and values have effectively glued the crown to their head; anyone giving regecide a go would probably not be thought of as the new monarch, regardless of their success.

I feel somewhat cheated of the opportunity to be quite honest.

crocos · 21st October 2008, 00:36

Kill the monarchy and the Brits will just become a socialist representative democracy, or maybe a democratic republic.

Rather boring, eh what?

Ab · 21st October 2008, 02:04

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Originally Posted by BillHague

Have the Windsors managed to hold on to the British Monarchy for all eternity?

Um, the Windsors have only been the Royal Family since 1901.

crocos · 21st October 2008, 02:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

Um, the Windsors have only been the Royal Family since 1901.

I think he means "from here on out"

Spoon1 · 21st October 2008, 03:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley

After a nice hard workout yesterday I wake up and the missus has baked.....these;

Mmmmmm, jizz-covered turds.

Wake · 21st October 2008, 03:40

Woke up this morning, walked to my window to stretch out in the sun - and shit.... a 200,000+ person Pro-Bolivia march...

Fuck that I'm staying inside...

I would love to have some Jizz covered buns.. those look so good!

StN · 21st October 2008, 08:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wake

I would love to have some Jizz covered buns.

Quotes dB please...

Lightspeed · 21st October 2008, 11:41

This is pretty classic:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4733817a4560.html

BloodDonor · 21st October 2008, 11:47

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Scouts will also be taken on visits to sexual health clinics and given free condoms on trips.

just sex ed trips, or... "camps"

way to be specific

chiQ · 21st October 2008, 12:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

You're such a stereotypical girl and all that, eh

In my world I epitomise chickness, but somehow I seem to be a bit outside the square where most of the other chicks are concerned. I do have one very feminine trait though: I like shoes. I just hate the process of getting them. Such conflict...

flic · 21st October 2008, 12:43

Just got seconded into a Team Leader role for the next 6 months !

onwards and upwards!

BillHague · 21st October 2008, 12:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

Um, the Windsors have only been the Royal Family since 1901.

Well, clearly.

And even then only under that name since 1917.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

I think he means "from here on out"

chiQ · 21st October 2008, 13:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by flic

Just got seconded into a Team Leader role for the next 6 months !

onwards and upwards!

Congrats

Hazmat · 21st October 2008, 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by flic

Just got seconded into a Team Leader role for the next 6 months !

onwards and upwards!

I love secondment.
We'll promote you for a bit, but not actually pay you any extra. WIN!!

CCS · 21st October 2008, 20:39

Hmmm... so I reckon those Bio-Mags must be turning a reasonable profit. I mean, sheets + magnets + suckers = PROFIT

So there must be all sorts of crazy magnet products one could sell. Because magnets are magic, right? I reckon you could get metallic fibre and magnetise it and weave it into socks, undies, gloves, shirts, codpieces, toupees etc and you'd sell a FUCKLOAD. Combine magnets with teflon and I think you'd be a zillionare. Holy shit, that's awesome. Magnetic teflon codpiece! I'm going into business with this crap, DON'T ANY OF YOU CUNTS STEAL MY IDEAS!!!

a-tech · 21st October 2008, 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

sheets + magnets + suckers +

= PROFIT

eft

CCS · 21st October 2008, 20:43

I'd have to con him into wearing a magnetic teflon wig, but it could work.

"Magnetic teflon BioWig cured my depression!"

flic · 21st October 2008, 20:48

How would it stay on if it was teflon?

Unless it magnitised to the plates in his skull he got from that tour of 'nam

CCS · 21st October 2008, 21:05

The hair fibres are teflon so that the depression won't stick to them. The underside of the wig stays on with the usual double sided wig tape.

Steel plates in skull are optional.

Baal · 22nd October 2008, 13:41

Bidet.

chiQ · 22nd October 2008, 13:45

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Originally Posted by Baal

Bidet.

I see your bidet and raise you NADGERS

Baal · 22nd October 2008, 13:47

I see no real reason you couldn't combine the two.

Ritalin · 22nd October 2008, 13:52

WTF is up with Rihanna using the Numa Numa song in her new single?

Just bizarre, and really annoying.
Although annoying discribes any and all songs by Rihanna.

TnT · 22nd October 2008, 13:55

How can you find

'Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh' x 9000

annoying!

ChaosWulf · 22nd October 2008, 13:57

Eh .. eh .. eh .. eh ..

herp · 22nd October 2008, 14:00

Lockwood Smith is a douchebag. Why can't he just get right out of parliament.

Spoon1 · 22nd October 2008, 14:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by TnT

How can you find

'Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh' x 9000

annoying!

You're missing a syllable. UM-BER-ELLA...

BloodDonor · 22nd October 2008, 14:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by herp

Lockwood Smith is a douchebag. Why can't he just get right out of parliament.

thatd mean hed need to find real work

SpaceCowboy · 22nd October 2008, 14:11

horse lovers, dont look
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...tuck-tree.html

CCS · 22nd October 2008, 14:19

Hahaha *snort* ahahaha!

Baal · 22nd October 2008, 14:29

MAYA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bitch looks like she has foetal alcohol syndrome

Mish · 22nd October 2008, 14:47

The stuff website has a certain weird asthetic to it that sometimes leaves my mind matching the wrong article to the wrong picture...

crocos · 22nd October 2008, 14:55

Damn you Mish. My coworkers were giving me strange looks I was laughing so hard.

chiQ · 22nd October 2008, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baal

I see no real reason you couldn't combine the two.

Nadgers are necessarily combined with bidet when bidet is used by intact man.

TnT · 22nd October 2008, 15:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoon1

You're missing a syllable. UM-BER-ELLA...

That's ama-za-zing.

20th October 2008, 23:21	#4484
CCS Stunt Pants	Crop out her face? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

21st October 2008, 12:43	#4496
flic Dee Hast Mish	Just got seconded into a Team Leader role for the next 6 months ! onwards and upwards! __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

21st October 2008, 20:39	#4500
CCS Stunt Pants	Hmmm... so I reckon those Bio-Mags must be turning a reasonable profit. I mean, sheets + magnets + suckers = PROFIT So there must be all sorts of crazy magnet products one could sell. Because magnets are magic, right? I reckon you could get metallic fibre and magnetise it and weave it into socks, undies, gloves, shirts, codpieces, toupees etc and you'd sell a FUCKLOAD. Combine magnets with teflon and I think you'd be a zillionare. Holy shit, that's awesome. Magnetic teflon codpiece! I'm going into business with this crap, DON'T ANY OF YOU CUNTS STEAL MY IDEAS!!! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

21st October 2008, 20:43	#4502
CCS Stunt Pants	I'd have to con him into wearing a magnetic teflon wig, but it could work. "Magnetic teflon BioWig cured my depression!" __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

21st October 2008, 20:48	#4503
flic Dee Hast Mish	How would it stay on if it was teflon? Unless it magnitised to the plates in his skull he got from that tour of 'nam __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

20th October 2008, 23:14	#4483
Helious	The chances of her finding out is quite high. Somehow/someway it'll get back to her. Experience has taught me a few things and one of them is, NZGAMES HAS A LONG MOTHER FUCKEN REACH!!!!!!!!

21st October 2008, 00:19	#4486
BillHague	Have the Windsors managed to hold on to the British Monarchy for all eternity? In centuries past, if you wanted to become king, you could usurp the throne with military might. These days, new laws and values have effectively glued the crown to their head; anyone giving regecide a go would probably not be thought of as the new monarch, regardless of their success. I feel somewhat cheated of the opportunity to be quite honest.

21st October 2008, 00:36	#4487
crocos	Kill the monarchy and the Brits will just become a socialist representative democracy, or maybe a democratic republic. Rather boring, eh what? __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

21st October 2008, 03:40	#4491
Wake	Woke up this morning, walked to my window to stretch out in the sun - and shit.... a 200,000+ person Pro-Bolivia march... Fuck that I'm staying inside... I would love to have some Jizz covered buns.. those look so good! __________________ Deny All

21st October 2008, 11:41	#4493
Lightspeed	This is pretty classic: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4733817a4560.html __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

21st October 2008, 21:05	#4504
CCS Stunt Pants	The hair fibres are teflon so that the depression won't stick to them. The underside of the wig stays on with the usual double sided wig tape. Steel plates in skull are optional. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

22nd October 2008, 13:47	#4507
Baal	I see no real reason you couldn't combine the two.

22nd October 2008, 13:52	#4508
Ritalin	WTF is up with Rihanna using the Numa Numa song in her new single? Just bizarre, and really annoying. Although annoying discribes any and all songs by Rihanna.

22nd October 2008, 13:55	#4509
TnT	How can you find 'Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh' x 9000 annoying!

22nd October 2008, 13:57	#4510
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	Eh .. eh .. eh .. eh ..

22nd October 2008, 14:00	#4511
herp	Lockwood Smith is a douchebag. Why can't he just get right out of parliament.

22nd October 2008, 14:11	#4514
SpaceCowboy Here be dragons	horse lovers, dont look http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...tuck-tree.html __________________ Peace.

22nd October 2008, 14:19	#4515
CCS Stunt Pants	Hahaha snort ahahaha! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

22nd October 2008, 14:29	#4516
Baal	MAYA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bitch looks like she has foetal alcohol syndrome

22nd October 2008, 14:47	#4517
Mish User Awaiting Email Confirmation	The stuff website has a certain weird asthetic to it that sometimes leaves my mind matching the wrong article to the wrong picture...

22nd October 2008, 14:55	#4518
crocos	Damn you Mish. My coworkers were giving me strange looks I was laughing so hard. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية