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Old 1st January 2004, 15:38     #241
Cyberbob
 
Upside down Re: Well, here's what I have to contribute...

Quote:
Originally posted by Jackal
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Pfft.. thats SO last year!



p.s. WOOP 7 PAGES!
 
Old 1st January 2004, 15:45     #242
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
 
Old 1st January 2004, 15:46     #243
Cyberbob
 
hah
very nice
 
Old 1st January 2004, 17:35     #244
p-b
 
Woohooo!
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 09:57     #245
MadMax
Stuff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
This country has actually gone to shit.
You are free to leave at any time.

Quote:
When you are afraid all the time, it eats you up inside. It makes
every little thing seem a bit ominous. I lived in a University town in
Oklahoma, USA. We had more police personnel than teachers in that
town. No matter what street you were driving on, if you were in your
car for more than fifteen minutes, you'd see a cop. Even innocents
feel watched when they live like that.

I feared for my son. I couldn't see any way to get him away from his
nice but loser friends without moving. And god forbid he ever cross
the juvenile "justice" system!

The only way out of fear and constant anger over being made afraid,
was to leave. Fight was out of the question. The enemy was far too
great, and frequently unseen.

So we left. We saved our son and our sanity. As the plane did its
sweep of the NZ coastline in the dawning sunshine, I cried quietly. I
felt this huge burden of fear slip off my shoulders. It landed
somewhere off the coast of 90 mile beach.

After five years here, New Zealand, and New Zealanders still delight
me. I am so grateful to have found this place. In my neighborhood, my
neighbors know me and say hello, sometimes they even stop to chat when
I'm out in the front garden.

The guy at the dairy pulls my brand of cigarettes out when I walk in
the door. The real estate agent on the corner of the village comes out
to chat with me when I go there for something. They don't have to ask
me any more if I want cinnamon or chocolate on my cappucino at the
village cafe.

I have embraced my little community, Beach Haven, and for the most
part, it returns my affection. I love the quiet, the simplicity, the
genuine appreciation for kindness that Kiwis display.

I love the fact that my old boss used to take a week off to go to his
kids's school camp. I love the dozen or so early 20's that hang out at
my house all the time. I love Kiwi children. They have no fear of
strangers. They are lovely open little spirits.

This morning, I awakened to my grandson's kisses. I took my tea out
onto the upper deck and watched the morning unfold while the birds
chased each other through the bush that surrounds my house. My cats
came and demanded their breakfast by pretending to love me, and I came
downstairs to the mouth-watering smell of New Zealand bacon.

I love New Zealand.
Tarla
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 14:27     #246
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
That's beautiful, man!


Where's it from?
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 17:21     #247
BaM
Freeloader
 
I suspect it's a bacon ad written by Starbuck's ad agency.
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 17:28     #248
Akane
 
*yawn*

I've been away for 4 days and this is it?

CCS, the only intelligent things you'll ever say in your whole misrable life of yours is "Akane is right.... again"
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 17:49     #249
Mark98
 
You're quite the masochist, aren't you!?
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 17:51     #250
BadNova
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MadMax
You are free to leave at any time.
That quote was great readin' till she said she lived in Beach Haven. That place is a hole. ;D
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:06     #251
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Akane
*yawn*

I've been away for 4 days and this is it?

CCS, the only intelligent things you'll ever say in your whole misrable life of yours is "Akane is right.... again"
That's rich, coming from a MAN RAPIST!
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:25     #252
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
what I want to know is how he knew his dick smelled like your arse

why was his nose so close to his dick
AND
How did he know the smell was from your arse?
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:31     #253
Wolf-age
 
Because he drugged ccs remember?
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:37     #254
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by flic
what I want to know is how he knew his dick smelled like your arse

why was his nose so close to his dick
AND
How did he know the smell was from your arse?
Like I said before, I have no clear memory of what happened. All I remember is waking up with a sore ringhole and Akane boasting about his penis smelling of my arse. Connect the dots and you've got one word:

ROPHYNOL
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:39     #255
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
which leads me to believe that he had to define the smell as being YOUR arse
as it could have been one of many?
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:41     #256
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Sad

I guess I was his latest victim :/
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:43     #257
Wolf-age
 
lol!
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 18:54     #258
Jonas Undrawing
 
Maybe Akane is a twisted perfumer, he wanted to capture the essence of "man love". So he drugged CCS, wrapped himself and his victim in scent absorbing oil cloths then raped him! And afterwards, Akane took the opportunity to savour and sniff CCS's entire unconscious, naked body.

That'd explain his keen sense of smell.
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 19:01     #259
MadMax
Stuff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
That's beautiful, man! Where's it from?
nz.general
 
Old 3rd January 2004, 19:02     #260
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
Maybe Akane is a twisted perfumer, he wanted to capture the essence of "man love". So he drugged CCS, wrapped himself and his victim in scent absorbing oil cloths then raped him! And afterwards, Akane took the opportunity to savour and sniff CCS's entire unconscious, naked body.

That'd explain his keen sense of smell.
Hmm, I smell a marketing opportunity...
 
Old 4th January 2004, 04:45     #261
BaM
Freeloader
 
Thumbs up

Quote:
Originally posted by Jonas Undrawing
Maybe Akane is a twisted perfumer, he wanted to capture the essence of "man love". So he drugged CCS, wrapped himself and his victim in scent absorbing oil cloths then raped him! And afterwards, Akane took the opportunity to savour and sniff CCS's entire unconscious, naked body.

That'd explain his keen sense of smell.
Class.
 
Old 4th January 2004, 10:00     #262
Invader Val
 
All this talk of ManSex™ puts me in mind of a song ...

*ahem*

When you're in Prison don't turn the other way
Keep your back against the wall
When you're in Prison don't turn the other way
Do not bend at all
Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
It's bad for you
Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
Someone will be waiting there for you ....
__________________
Master of the Profane
Earth is the Cradle of Humanity, but one cannot live in the cradle forever
 
Old 4th January 2004, 11:06     #263
Mark98
 
Thumbs up

Should this song be sung to the tune of anything?
 
Old 4th January 2004, 11:56     #264
p-b
 
The tune of Akane's mid-sodomal grunts.
 
Old 4th January 2004, 12:10     #265
Invader Val
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mark98
Should this song be sung to the tune of anything?
Yep.

The Offspring's
"When You're in Prison" would be the best bet ....

__________________
Master of the Profane
Earth is the Cradle of Humanity, but one cannot live in the cradle forever
 
Old 4th January 2004, 12:56     #266
Mark98
 
Bah...and here I was thinking you'd written it yourself.

Obviously, I'm not an Offspring fan
 
 


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