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Old 30th December 2003, 18:22     #161
Asriel
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Summoner
I recon the government should give the army more money
You would say that though
Steal me some grenades!
 
Old 30th December 2003, 18:36     #162
Mark98
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Akane
You guys are failing to amuse me
We're sorry, Your Royal Highness.

*bows*

Would you like me to feed you seedless grapes now?
 
Old 30th December 2003, 18:43     #163
TnT
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Akane
You guys are failing to amuse me
That's ok because you are giving us no end of amusement.
Quote:
Originally posted by Akane
You make it sound losing traction is upsetting me?
WTF, it's upsetting you. Just because me losing traction makes you cry, sorry, it brings joys to me.
Do you hear that wooshing sound Akane? That's called the point going right over your head.
 
Old 30th December 2003, 19:08     #164
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Cheesy grin hehehehee

Akane is sucks
 
Old 30th December 2003, 20:00     #165
BaM
Freeloader
 
Talking

Quote:
Originally posted by Akane
Just because me losing traction makes you cry, sorry, it brings joys to me.

Anyways, since it's such a nice day out there today, I'm gonna go out there and find some nice spot to go sideways again.
But you said your car only went sideways because you hit a pothole, not because you wanted it to.

Quote:
the roads in NZ is way too shit, my MR2's ass end stepped out
^^^^remember that?

Doesn't that just drop a big sloppy turd all over your original argument?

Yuo = Stupid
 
Old 30th December 2003, 20:10     #166
Reformed_Quint
 
Well i find going up the brendowins(sp) a REAL bitch in the wet, going along, low revs (cause its a big fuck off hill) therefore torque is at its peak, you hit a cats eye and one of ur wheels goes wizz (as it leaves the ground and comes back down).


Scary shit.


I finished wireing up 4 speakers for my bedroom, WOOHOOO surround sound!
 
Old 30th December 2003, 20:48     #167
leadinjector
 
low revs cos you drive an auto, faggot
 
Old 30th December 2003, 21:05     #168
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leadinjector
low revs cos you drive an auto, faggot
This too.... but u can push the O/D button and make the revs go spastic (cause it changes it down) but when ur on a hill in the rain, the last thing u want is for ur engine to be doing 6,000 rpm with your engine making funny whizzing noises that u can hear above the torrental downpour.



Crused turbos *shakes fist*
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:09     #169
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
o_O

Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
Well i find going up the brendowins(sp) a REAL bitch in the wet, going along, low revs (cause its a big fuck off hill) therefore torque is at its peak, you hit a cats eye and one of ur wheels goes wizz (as it leaves the ground and comes back down).
So don't hit the fucking cats eye. They're in the centre of the road. You shouldn't be driving over the centre of the road. Cocksneeze.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:25     #170
Invader Val
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
Cocksneeze.
Best.
Insult.

EVER
__________________
Master of the Profane
Earth is the Cradle of Humanity, but one cannot live in the cradle forever
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:26     #171
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
So don't hit the fucking cats eye. They're in the centre of the road. You shouldn't be driving over the centre of the road. Cocksneeze.
Well there are passing lanes, No?
The passing lane lines (seperating the passing lane from the 'normal lane') Have cats eyes on them.
When you are overtaking a truck that is doing 10km you move into the passing lane, No?

Or am i the only one that goes around a vehicle they are passing?
Don't know about you, CCS, but i dislike shunting cars.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:37     #172
Nine_of_Hearts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
Well there are passing lanes, No?
The passing lane lines (seperating the passing lane from the 'normal lane') Have cats eyes on them.
When you are overtaking a truck that is doing 10km you move into the passing lane, No?

Or am i the only one that goes around a vehicle they are passing?
Don't know about you, CCS, but i dislike shunting cars.
*polite applause*

now call him a faggot, move in for the kil!!

I WANT BLOOD!!
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:44     #173
Mutton
 
Dude if your wheel is jumping up on a catseye you might need new shocks. I can cane up the Brinderwyns (sp?) in my car wet or dry, catseyes or not, without any slip from the rear treads. Hmm, maybe you should get a manual too? ... or, err, make the next car you get a manual, y'know, after your DIC suspension is up
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:46     #174
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
Well there are passing lanes, No?
The passing lane lines (seperating the passing lane from the 'normal lane') Have cats eyes on them.
When you are overtaking a truck that is doing 10km you move into the passing lane, No?

Or am i the only one that goes around a vehicle they are passing?
Don't know about you, CCS, but i dislike shunting cars.
Drive between the cats eyes. I can, what's your problem?
 
Old 31st December 2003, 00:47     #175
xor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
Well there are passing lanes, No?
The passing lane lines (seperating the passing lane from the 'normal lane') Have cats eyes on them.
When you are overtaking a truck that is doing 10km you move into the passing lane, No?

Or am i the only one that goes around a vehicle they are passing?
Don't know about you, CCS, but i dislike shunting cars.
You are a moron. I think you should be voted idiot of nzgames
 
Old 31st December 2003, 01:06     #176
Mutton
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
Drive between the cats eyes. I can, what's your problem?
He drives a boat, and the cats eyes are mighty hard to dodge when you're drunk and in charge of such a large automobile, i'd imagine.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 02:21     #177
Simon
SHG
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leadinjector
low revs cos you drive an auto, faggot
Last thing I heard... he wasn't driving ANYTHING.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 09:59     #178
Cinclant
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
Drive between the cats eyes. I can, what's your problem?
You try driving between the cats eyes with a blood alcohol level of 250mgs/100ml blood!
 
Old 31st December 2003, 10:17     #179
Trvln Nalzmn
All I Got Was This Lousy Title
 
Maybe he is driving his momma.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 10:46     #180
Reformed_Quint
 
Your right, i drink 24/7, Yes thats right EVEN IN MY SLEEP. I'm a talented man.

And i plan on my next car being a manual, but for 750 i wasn't about to dispute the sexuality* of the transmission.

and if you can drive a 1.7 tonne 4.6m long car THROUGH the gap between cats eyes in the pouring rain, while concentrating on the VEHICLES, thats right, i pay attention to the VEHICLES on the road not the cats eyes in the middle, Guess once again i have strange driving tendencies.

Mutton: the wheel doesn't jump up, but as it goes up on the cats eye wieght is taken off that wheel, it can move more easily the wheel slips a bit before the 215mm of two way directional rubber does its job.

P.S You guys really are idiots, and you call urself adults?




*As it would seem an auto is gay, yes, somehow cars have sexual orientation, hell u said it, not me.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 11:09     #181
p-b
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Quintessence
thats why i don't race in the middle of town, as my uncle was killed by a boyracer(which i don't count myself as) i race on open roads out of town.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 11:35     #182
ChaosWulf
Don't worry, be harpy
 
Crying

Country people don't die on country roads .. QUINT KILLS THEM!!!
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:12     #183
Reformed_Quint
 
yea well;
accident count is : 0
Death count is : 0
Injury count : 0 (unless you count the time i cut myself while changing the fuel line as a road injury.)
Speeding fines : 0
Pink stickers : 0

So as you can probly see by this conclusive evidence, 1) i am not a boy racer 2) i don't kill people.

And if you count gunning it down the back roads from mangakaremea(sp) to Otika(sp) Valley road (deserted roads, used about once every 4 days) as dangerous, then alrite, ur an idiot.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:17     #184
ChaosWulf
Don't worry, be harpy
 
Wacked

Complacency and over-confidence will make anyone an idiot.

This goes not just for boy-racers, but also for that other roadside menace, the middle aged wankers in their V8 Holdens believing that they "know every inch of their car and what it can do" and thus "push it to its limits".

No matter how good you may be, or think you are, theres no way you can know what car may be coming around the corner, what sheep may have strayed onto the road, what partial landslide wasn't cleared up well enough, etc.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:19     #185
leadinjector
 
err quint thats a real fucking dumb thing to say. some little old farmers wife pulling out of the driveway, sees you off in the distance, doesnt realise you're doing 180, pulls out and bam. all your fucking fault.

and you did get a fine for speeding.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:20     #186
TnT
 
Geez Larenzo, don't you know nothing? Quint and Akane are in a class all of there own.

I mean hell Quint has had his license now for what....oh hang on a second, and Akane his control of the car lasts all the way up until 20 whole kilometers per hour!!!!!!
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:23     #187
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leadinjector
some little old farmers wife pulling out of the driveway,
As i recall, there are no farms on that road, And i'm sure if i saw some car pulling out i'd use this great investment i have, dunno if u guys have any, but i made sure to rig myself with some, they are called brakes, magical invention really.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:28     #188
leadinjector
 
got any idea of how long it takes to stop when you're doing 180?

the point is that there is a speed limit for a reason, even out in the whops something could easily happen that would be avoidable if you were driving properly
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:41     #189
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leadinjector
got any idea of how long it takes to stop when you're doing 180?
well i know the stopping distance for my car for 100km (tested it for shits and giggles, and to see what it was)
Was pretty impressed my car could stop that quick (dunno the exact measurement but i could estimate it when behind the wheel)

GG 4 wheel ventilated disk brakes!
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:48     #190
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
it's always the ones who make the most noise about their prowess that fuck up the hardest
 
Old 31st December 2003, 12:58     #191
p-b
 
Or even the ones that are supposed to be known for their prowess a'la Possum Bourne.

Although, of course, we all know Akane doesn't rate Possum as a good driver when compared someone as the likes of himself.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:02     #192
ChaosWulf
Don't worry, be harpy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by flic
it's always the ones who make the most noise about their prowess that fuck up the hardest
Aye, and take a family with them.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:07     #193
Wuffle
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mark98
We're sorry, Your Royal Highness.

*bows*

Would you like me to feed you seedless grapes now?
SEEDLESS GRAPES
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:24     #194
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
yea well;
accident count is : 0
Death count is : 0
Injury count : 0 (unless you count the time i cut myself while changing the fuel line as a road injury.)
Speeding fines : 0
Pink stickers : 0
It just means you haven't been caught yet.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:24     #195
Saladin
Nothing to See Here!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ChaosWulf
No matter how good you may be, or think you are, theres no way you can know what car may be coming around the corner, what sheep may have strayed onto the road, what partial landslide wasn't cleared up well enough, etc.
Or even, what mighty river might suddenly spring out of nowhere!

Damnit, who put those Huka falls there?
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:25     #196
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
It just means you haven't been caught yet.
mmm well 12 mnths without being caught, i must have the mean luck.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:32     #197
TnT
 
You make 12 months sound like it's a long time. I notice there's no Drunk Driving charges there.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 13:59     #198
p-b
 
Quote:
Originally posted by CCS
It just means you haven't been caught yet.
Drink Driving Count: 1.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 14:06     #199
p-b
 
Please excuse me for I failed to quote Quint completely and correctly:

Quote:
Originally posted by Quintessence
thats why i don't race in the middle of town, as my uncle was killed by a boyracer(which i don't count myself as) i race on open roads out of town.

Hence my love for performance modifications.
 
Old 31st December 2003, 14:07     #200
Reformed_Quint
 
That was close man, u nearly missed the wagon, then you'd be in trouble.
 
 


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