Obama supports gay marriage - Page 2

Spoon1 · 27th July 2012, 13:48

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Originally Posted by Saladin

Is that the real one or the parody one? It's pretty hard to tell them apart

On http://www.conservativeparty.org.nz/ Twitter icon links to http://twitter.com/#!/ColinCraigNZ

crocos · 27th July 2012, 14:03

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Originally Posted by Saladin

Is that the real one or the parody one? It's pretty hard to tell them apart

Doesn't really matter: Anyone from the Conservative Party is pretty much a parody of a real human anyway.

Ab · 27th July 2012, 14:11

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Us indecent, god-ignoring folk must surely be the majority though.

But if you got elected by a winning margin of 100 votes and there are 101 Christians in your electorate...

Phrack · 27th July 2012, 14:25

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Originally Posted by fixed_truth

What does 'natural' mean?

Natural could mean how reproduction in humans works. Can't see the human race surviving if everyone was homosexual.

Yes, I do understand that even if everyone were homosexual they could still sleep with someone of the opposite sex for the purpose of reproduction to keep the human race in existence (or in this day and age, artificially). But since we have to sleep with someone of the opposite sex to reproduce, you would assume that is natural.

CCS · 27th July 2012, 14:37

Phrack, your face is unnaturally sexy. Can we ban your face?

fixed_truth · 27th July 2012, 14:47

Phrack assuming that this is natural (and ignoring why exactly anything not natural = bad), then since when has the ability to reproduce been a prerequisite of marriage?

Phrack · 27th July 2012, 15:05

I was only explaining what natural could mean. You've both assumed my stance on gay marriage.

I don't think it should be illegal. But I could understand their ability to be married in a church left to the discretion of that church.

fixed_truth · 27th July 2012, 15:32

Nah I did actually think that you were just being the devil's advocate.

Cyberbob · 27th July 2012, 15:34

So I've gathered my 200 Philistine foreskins. Who's got a wife for me that'll never leave me since divorce is illegal?

What? You mean society's redefined marriage a few times before? Unpossible!

Phrack · 27th July 2012, 16:42

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Originally Posted by fixed_truth

Nah I did actually think that you were just being the devil's advocate.

Ah, I seemed to have jumped the gun then.

CCS, noone would be able to ban my face. Once I stare deeply enough into their eyes, they would vote in favour of my face.

CCS · 27th July 2012, 16:51

But it's so unnatural!

fixed_truth · 28th July 2012, 10:37

Colin Craig: 'Gay parents not good role models'

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He was so sure that homosexuality was a choice, he bet his own sexuality on it.

“Do you think you could choose to be gay if that is the case?,” he was asked.

“Sure. Sure I could,” he responded.

“You could choose to be gay?,” he was asked again.

“Yea, if I wanted to,’ he replied.

cyc · 28th July 2012, 14:01

LOL.

Frankly, even if people could choose to be gay or heterosexual as they pleased, so what? Guys like Colin Craig and his cohorts fundamentally misunderstand the issue: if they think that people ought to be treated differently for no reason other than their homosexuality per se, the burden of proof is on THEM to establish why that ought to be the case. It's not enough to merely assert (or for that matter actually establish) that someone can just choose to be heterosexual.

Cyberbob · 28th July 2012, 22:50

Every family needs a man and a woman, that's why single parent families are illegal.

A Corpse · 28th July 2012, 23:12

And why impregnating a woman means she's forced to marry you, even if it was rape.

Golden Teapot · 29th July 2012, 08:01

Crochet playing is abnormal because the proportion of people who play it is so small. A person who has sex with ten year olds is the same and in this case the abnormality is labelled a crime.

Homosexuality is much more common than the abve and I would wager is well above the threshold of being termed an abnormality if any other characteristic were concerned.

As a non-Christian I've seen the evidence on TV and even I am convinced that Jesus absolutely did engage in buggery as he adopted new followers into his flock; so Christians who tend to believe the entire story book of Jesus' actions should be very comfortable with homosexuality and in fact really should engage in such acts as rights of initiation for new families joining their congregations. In fact the inner circle of the church both engage in buggery and do this with young members of their flock so I guess they're doing it by the book.

Macca@Work · 29th July 2012, 19:10

So lets hear it.
When?
"yea and the lord doth bugger the apostles..."

Which verse or which link please?

CCS · 29th July 2012, 19:19

Macca, are you a bit of a religo?

Ab · 29th July 2012, 19:40

Obama also orders the murder of American citizens without trial, so his ideas on morality are obviously different from mine.

Macca@Work · 30th July 2012, 16:01

"As a non-Christian I've seen the evidence on TV and even I am convinced that Jesus absolutely did engage in buggery as he adopted new followers into his flock"

WELL THAT PROVES IT!! TV IS ALWAYS RIGHT!! ASK GT!!

Macca@Work · 30th July 2012, 16:02

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Originally Posted by CCS

Macca, are you a bit of a religo?

And your reason for wanting to know is?

Stalk3r · 30th July 2012, 17:35

shitsgunnagetreal.gif

CCS · 30th July 2012, 18:32

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Originally Posted by Macca@Work

And your reason for wanting to know is?

Just asking, bro.

CCS · 31st July 2012, 20:54

Someone on my Facebook posted this link, "A sobering look at the effects on society after a year of same-sex marriage in New York State"

This photo both intrigued and confounded me:

I thought heterosexual marriage was invented so that straight couples would procreate. This is clearly a homosexual marriage and... one lady is pregnant? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

[WanG] Wandarah · 1st August 2012, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Macca@Work

So lets hear it.
When?
"yea and the lord doth bugger the apostles..."

Which verse or which link please?

What are you talking about? The Bible has been arse-fucking humanity for centuries.

leadinjector · 1st August 2012, 14:15

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Originally Posted by CCS

Someone on my Facebook posted this link, "A sobering look at the effects on society after a year of same-sex marriage in New York State"

This photo both intrigued and confounded me:

I thought heterosexual marriage was invented so that straight couples would procreate. This is clearly a homosexual marriage and... one lady is pregnant? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

that may just be her food baby she is fondling

Ab · 1st August 2012, 14:21

They couldn't get married in a church because she ate the priest.

fixed_truth · 1st August 2012, 14:32

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Originally Posted by [WanG] Wandarah

What are you talking about? The Bible has been arse-fucking humanity for centuries.

The Bible doesn't arse-fuck people, people arse-fuck people.

chiQ · 1st August 2012, 14:37

Shoving the bible in as foreplay.

aR Que · 1st August 2012, 14:41

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Originally Posted by fixed_truth

The Bible doesn't arse-fuck people, people arse-fuck people, using the bible as justification.

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Shoving the bible in as foreplay.

Now all i can see is jackhammer jesus and that fat girl. :'(

Cyberbob · 1st August 2012, 15:10

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Originally Posted by [WanG] Wandarah

What are you talking about? The Bible has been arse-fucking humanity for centuries.

*Looks at theoretical bible*
OK bible! Go ass fuck! Go!
*Looks at theoretical bible, still sitting there on table.*

CCS · 1st August 2012, 16:43

Ah, nerd humour. Where you take people literally and then think it's funny.

fixed_truth · 4th August 2012, 17:47

Hip-hop artist promoting Gay rights. Respect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcNOapwgw6I

CCS · 4th August 2012, 19:26

Pretty fucken gay tbh.

27th July 2012, 14:37	#45
CCS Stunt Pants	Phrack, your face is unnaturally sexy. Can we ban your face? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

27th July 2012, 16:51	#51
CCS Stunt Pants	But it's so unnatural! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

28th July 2012, 23:12	#55
A Corpse talkative lurker	And why impregnating a woman means she's forced to marry you, even if it was rape. __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

29th July 2012, 19:19	#58
CCS Stunt Pants	Macca, are you a bit of a religo? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

29th July 2012, 19:40	#59
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	returning to thread topic Obama also orders the murder of American citizens without trial, so his ideas on morality are obviously different from mine.

27th July 2012, 14:47	#46
fixed_truth	Phrack assuming that this is natural (and ignoring why exactly anything not natural = bad), then since when has the ability to reproduce been a prerequisite of marriage? __________________ Protecting your peace is way more important than proving your point. Some people aren't open to cultivating their views. Just let them be wrong.

27th July 2012, 15:05	#47
Phrack	I was only explaining what natural could mean. You've both assumed my stance on gay marriage. I don't think it should be illegal. But I could understand their ability to be married in a church left to the discretion of that church. __________________ .......

27th July 2012, 15:32	#48
fixed_truth	Nah I did actually think that you were just being the devil's advocate. __________________ Protecting your peace is way more important than proving your point. Some people aren't open to cultivating their views. Just let them be wrong.

27th July 2012, 15:34	#49
Cyberbob	So I've gathered my 200 Philistine foreskins. Who's got a wife for me that'll never leave me since divorce is illegal? What? You mean society's redefined marriage a few times before? Unpossible! __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

28th July 2012, 14:01	#53
cyc Objection!	LOL. Frankly, even if people could choose to be gay or heterosexual as they pleased, so what? Guys like Colin Craig and his cohorts fundamentally misunderstand the issue: if they think that people ought to be treated differently for no reason other than their homosexuality per se, the burden of proof is on THEM to establish why that ought to be the case. It's not enough to merely assert (or for that matter actually establish) that someone can just choose to be heterosexual.

28th July 2012, 22:50	#54
Cyberbob	Every family needs a man and a woman, that's why single parent families are illegal. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

29th July 2012, 08:01	#56
Golden Teapot Love, Actuary	Crochet playing is abnormal because the proportion of people who play it is so small. A person who has sex with ten year olds is the same and in this case the abnormality is labelled a crime. Homosexuality is much more common than the abve and I would wager is well above the threshold of being termed an abnormality if any other characteristic were concerned. As a non-Christian I've seen the evidence on TV and even I am convinced that Jesus absolutely did engage in buggery as he adopted new followers into his flock; so Christians who tend to believe the entire story book of Jesus' actions should be very comfortable with homosexuality and in fact really should engage in such acts as rights of initiation for new families joining their congregations. In fact the inner circle of the church both engage in buggery and do this with young members of their flock so I guess they're doing it by the book.

29th July 2012, 19:10	#57
Macca@Work	So lets hear it. When? "yea and the lord doth bugger the apostles..." Which verse or which link please?

30th July 2012, 16:01	#60
Macca@Work	"As a non-Christian I've seen the evidence on TV and even I am convinced that Jesus absolutely did engage in buggery as he adopted new followers into his flock" WELL THAT PROVES IT!! TV IS ALWAYS RIGHT!! ASK GT!!

31st July 2012, 20:54	#64
CCS Stunt Pants	Someone on my Facebook posted this link, "A sobering look at the effects on society after a year of same-sex marriage in New York State" This photo both intrigued and confounded me: I thought heterosexual marriage was invented so that straight couples would procreate. This is clearly a homosexual marriage and... one lady is pregnant? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st August 2012, 14:21	#67
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	They couldn't get married in a church because she ate the priest.

1st August 2012, 14:37	#69
chiQ Frag-muff	Shoving the bible in as foreplay. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

1st August 2012, 16:43	#72
CCS Stunt Pants	^^^ Ah, nerd humour. Where you take people literally and then think it's funny. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

4th August 2012, 17:47	#73
fixed_truth	Hip-hop artist promoting Gay rights. Respect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcNOapwgw6I __________________ Protecting your peace is way more important than proving your point. Some people aren't open to cultivating their views. Just let them be wrong.

4th August 2012, 19:26	#74
CCS Stunt Pants	^^^ Pretty fucken gay tbh. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?