Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 4

Ashley · 11th July 2005, 15:53

Bwahahah best ever entertainment to come to nzg, now where the fuck is ccs.

flic · 11th July 2005, 15:53

everyone knows that 'famous' in NZ only gets you onto Briscoes ads

if you're lucky !

nostrom0 · 11th July 2005, 15:54

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
....its obvious that im going to be in the public eye for a long time so you' better get used to it.

No ones forcing us to buy the magazine....

Demian · 11th July 2005, 15:57

She said in Craccum that she was running for Craccum editor next year.

Ashley · 11th July 2005, 15:57

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz

Its obvious that I polarise people and its obvious that im going to be in the public eye for a long time so you' better get used to it.

Can you at least get a titty job first please?

seen-my-keys? · 11th July 2005, 16:00

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
[b]Its obvious that I polarise people and its obvious that im going to be in the public eye for a long time so you' better get used to it.

What exactly have you done so far to get yourself 'in the pulic eye'?
Nothing to be proud of, from what Ive unfortunately seen and heard so far.

Quote:

I have been offered a recording contract with a label in the states who are wanting to make me bigger than William Hung.

Same record label as william hung huh?
wow, Im sure that record label really has an incredible eye for talent.
If I could proudly claim anything, it wouldnt be being in the same league as william hung.

And just so ya know, once something is on the interweb, its there forever. Its not like posing for a mag in 1970 and having it fade away, its there for fucking ever.
When you are 50 your naked pictures will still be on the net somewhere.

Have a think about that.... Is it something you want one of your kids to inadvertantly 'come across' one day?
And youve fucked any chance (as infinitely small as that chance may have been) of ever having a political career.

MrTTTT · 11th July 2005, 16:02

ps: you are a skank. Eat shit and die.

Lightspeed · 11th July 2005, 16:04

Quint, you're in bro!

Email her, ask for a date, give her the attention she so craves!

[email protected]

Interesting definition of fame though. How many people need to recognize your name to be considered famous? And does the Sunday Star Times count as the "Public Eye" and does running a single article count as "a long time?"

Baxton · 11th July 2005, 16:06

You guys are FUCKING DICKS

Look at your responses to those pictures you are all deluded, screwed up people.

There is no fucking WAY that is a chick............It's a post op-tranny with fatty man breasts. No chick would willingly display that hidious twat and raw butt plug to the world and then admit to it.

silva^ · 11th July 2005, 16:07

http://www.deviantart.com/view/20081226/

[WanG] Wandarah · 11th July 2005, 16:07

haha, you took all your clothes off and people are laughing about how much you should put them back on.

enjoy your fame! i sure hope your *cough* recording deal *cough* works out well!

p.s william hung is a joke. get it? do you even know who he is.

flic · 11th July 2005, 16:08

Liz..... you didn't have to take the name Crack Cum literally

I wonder what price you're willing to pay for this 'fame' you so desperately need.

I mean.... could you DO anything more distasteful and degrading?

And if by a small chance you think you could - PLEASE DON'T

That NZ Idol audition ....

You showed real class by swearing at them. I mean honestly... did you not ask at least ONE person to listen to you 'sing' before you went to the audition?

If by any chance you do get a recording contract (and I really do think someone is Punking you here) do you really think there's a studio in the entire world that could give you an extreme makeover that would make someone want to look at you twice ? (the first look is obviously just a mistake)

really girl... Get some fucking self worth ! You're truly pathetic

malibu girl liz · 11th July 2005, 16:11

please, im not the one dissing anyone.

yes its the same label as william hung's.

Pimp-X · 11th July 2005, 16:14

Please explain: How can you not know that you suck?

malibu girl liz · 11th July 2005, 16:16

i actually do know that I can't sing, which is why I am laughing that a label in the states wants to sign me and make me bigger than william hung.

As I said, I'll post more after the next call.

Gargoyle · 11th July 2005, 16:16

Would you be interested in doing a radio interview?

Send me an email or something if you are.

(serious)

Lightspeed · 11th July 2005, 16:17

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
please, im not the one dissing anyone.

yes its the same label as william hung's.

Do you know why William Hung is famous?

leadinjector · 11th July 2005, 16:17

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz

Everything you people on this board, in this thead have said about me behind my back (though you can't call it that anymore because Ive found my way) I have already heard before.

hey dont worry if i see you around uni ill be sure to call you an ugly ass skank and comment on the tiny size of your tits

Pimp-X · 11th July 2005, 16:17

I'd love to do one, Gargoyle!

Jenza · 11th July 2005, 16:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Gargoyle
Would you be interested in doing a radio interview?

Send me an email or something if you are.

(serious)

Don't make me quit!

flic · 11th July 2005, 16:19

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
please, im not the one dissing anyone.

re watch your NZIdol audition and take note of the part where you were derogatory to the judges

Seems short term memory loss makes you think you have talent and are innocent of being just plain rancid

Gargoyle · 11th July 2005, 16:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Pimp-X
I'd love to do one, Gargoyle!

Sweet... can you sing?

seen-my-keys? · 11th July 2005, 16:19

P.S. More naked pics plz.
Just post them here, no need for links!
Kthxkbye!

Pimp-X · 11th July 2005, 16:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Gargoyle
Sweet... can you sing?

Nope!

I'll get my tits out though. They're probably bigger. Not sure if thats a good thing actually, but it's likely.

fobski · 11th July 2005, 16:21

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
please, im not the one dissing anyone.

yes its the same label as william hung's.

could you pass my demo on to them? i am talented too
http://omgbshax.orcon.net.nz/fobs/Co...lbowsInLOL.mp3

The Edge · 11th July 2005, 16:22

Quote:

Originally posted by seen-my-keys?
P.S. More naked pics plz.
Just post them here, no need for links!
Kthxkbye!

How about no? Weren't those ones bad enough?

malibu girl liz · 11th July 2005, 16:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Gargoyle
Would you be interested in doing a radio interview?

Send me an email or something if you are.

(serious)

Hey I have just emailed you.

Gargoyle · 11th July 2005, 16:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Pimp-X

Quote:

Can you sing?

[b]Nope!

Excellent, you're what we're looking for then.

SpaceCowboy · 11th July 2005, 16:26

Quote:

Originally posted by fobski
could you pass my demo on to them? i am talented too
http://omgbshax.orcon.net.nz/fobs/Co...lbowsInLOL.mp3

hahaha.

except in this case, its funny because its true.

malibu girl liz · 11th July 2005, 16:26

hey gargoyle when are you wanting to do this interview? I have got some free time now.

JERI · 11th July 2005, 16:27

I've always though she's an urban legend conjured up by the eccentric people who actually write to Craccum.

She's REAL and LOOSE??!!

The Edge · 11th July 2005, 16:27

I have one question for you Liz; why were you posting on an "Ample Cleavage" forum? That normally implies that you have, well, ample cleavage...but you don't.

floyd · 11th July 2005, 16:28

Quote:

Originally posted by seen-my-keys?
P.S. More naked pics plz.
Just post them here, no need for links!
Kthxkbye!

yeah yeah, more pics....use them as diet pills, lol

StN · 11th July 2005, 16:28

Heh - I think a chap at work here has a son in Ample Cleavage.

Pimp-X · 11th July 2005, 16:28

Stilgar · 11th July 2005, 16:29

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
i actually do know that I can't sing, which is why I am laughing that a label in the states wants to sign me and make me bigger than william hung.

As I said, I'll post more after the next call.

The fact that you keep mentioning this label who want to make you bigger than a guy called Hung just makes my day so much better.

Ashley · 11th July 2005, 16:31

We are still missing CCS.

Gargoyle · 11th July 2005, 16:31

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
hey gargoyle when are you wanting to do this interview? I have got some free time now.

I'll email you once I sort out which show host wants to interview you.

StN · 11th July 2005, 16:32

Will Dirtbag and DodgeySam duke it out?

Pimp-X · 11th July 2005, 16:35

I've got a few questions I'd like answered in the interview.

I'd like to her Liz's thoughts on East Timor.

Also, I'm curious about Liz's thoughts on the consequences of allowing nuclear powered ships into our ports.

Our ports, not her ports. CCS GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I'm also wondering about Liz's thoughts on Chris Jack's erratic performances since the World Cup and what her predictions are for his performance in future.

Cheers bro.

11th July 2005, 15:53	#121
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Bwahahah best ever entertainment to come to nzg, now where the fuck is ccs.

11th July 2005, 15:53	#122
flic Dee Hast Mish	everyone knows that 'famous' in NZ only gets you onto Briscoes ads if you're lucky !

11th July 2005, 15:57	#124
Demian	She said in Craccum that she was running for Craccum editor next year.

11th July 2005, 16:02	#127
MrTTTT	ps: you are a skank. Eat shit and die.

11th July 2005, 16:04	#128
Lightspeed	Quint, you're in bro! Email her, ask for a date, give her the attention she so craves! [email protected] Interesting definition of fame though. How many people need to recognize your name to be considered famous? And does the Sunday Star Times count as the "Public Eye" and does running a single article count as "a long time?"

11th July 2005, 16:06	#129
Baxton	You guys are FUCKING DICKS Look at your responses to those pictures you are all deluded, screwed up people. There is no fucking WAY that is a chick............It's a post op-tranny with fatty man breasts. No chick would willingly display that hidious twat and raw butt plug to the world and then admit to it.

11th July 2005, 16:07	#130
silva^	http://www.deviantart.com/view/20081226/ Last edited by silva^ : 11th July 2005 at 16:09.

11th July 2005, 16:07	#131
[WanG] Wandarah	haha, you took all your clothes off and people are laughing about how much you should put them back on. enjoy your fame! i sure hope your cough recording deal cough works out well! p.s william hung is a joke. get it? do you even know who he is. Last edited by [WanG] Wandarah : 11th July 2005 at 16:08.

11th July 2005, 16:08	#132
flic Dee Hast Mish	Liz..... you didn't have to take the name Crack Cum literally I wonder what price you're willing to pay for this 'fame' you so desperately need. I mean.... could you DO anything more distasteful and degrading? And if by a small chance you think you could - PLEASE DON'T That NZ Idol audition .... You showed real class by swearing at them. I mean honestly... did you not ask at least ONE person to listen to you 'sing' before you went to the audition? If by any chance you do get a recording contract (and I really do think someone is Punking you here) do you really think there's a studio in the entire world that could give you an extreme makeover that would make someone want to look at you twice ? (the first look is obviously just a mistake) really girl... Get some fucking self worth ! You're truly pathetic

11th July 2005, 16:11	#133
malibu girl liz	please, im not the one dissing anyone. yes its the same label as william hung's.

11th July 2005, 16:14	#134
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	Please explain: How can you not know that you suck?

11th July 2005, 16:16	#135
malibu girl liz	i actually do know that I can't sing, which is why I am laughing that a label in the states wants to sign me and make me bigger than william hung. As I said, I'll post more after the next call.

11th July 2005, 16:16	#136
Gargoyle	Would you be interested in doing a radio interview? Send me an email or something if you are. (serious)

11th July 2005, 16:17	#139
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	I'd love to do one, Gargoyle!

11th July 2005, 16:19	#143
seen-my-keys?	P.S. More naked pics plz. Just post them here, no need for links! Kthxkbye!

11th July 2005, 16:26	#150
malibu girl liz	hey gargoyle when are you wanting to do this interview? I have got some free time now.

11th July 2005, 16:27	#151
JERI	I've always though she's an urban legend conjured up by the eccentric people who actually write to Craccum. She's REAL and LOOSE??!!

11th July 2005, 16:27	#152
The Edge	I have one question for you Liz; why were you posting on an "Ample Cleavage" forum? That normally implies that you have, well, ample cleavage...but you don't.

11th July 2005, 16:28	#154
StN I have detailed files	Heh - I think a chap at work here has a son in Ample Cleavage.

11th July 2005, 16:28	#155
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard

11th July 2005, 16:31	#157
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	We are still missing CCS.

11th July 2005, 16:32	#159
StN I have detailed files	Will Dirtbag and DodgeySam duke it out?

11th July 2005, 16:35	#160
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	I've got a few questions I'd like answered in the interview. I'd like to her Liz's thoughts on East Timor. Also, I'm curious about Liz's thoughts on the consequences of allowing nuclear powered ships into our ports. Our ports, not her ports. CCS GET OUT OF MY HEAD I'm also wondering about Liz's thoughts on Chris Jack's erratic performances since the World Cup and what her predictions are for his performance in future. Cheers bro.