Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch

[StN]

Originally posted by MrTTTT
haha, i can't wait! what makes you think she will be coming here.
the gags, they just won't stop.

Oh someone will be gagging alright...

[SpaceCowboy]

Originally posted by Foggerty
She's a rather confused person....

we are actually not very intelligent and yet we think we are?

so much lol

[Ashley]

edit...

[Cyberbob]

Originally posted by Jamiepo
she is pretty ordinary in looks

ordinary would deem someone to be average looking.
That, however. Is not average. You're saying 50% of people in nz look worse than her? I don't fucking think so.

[StN]

The best bit is - she's even ugly on the inside!

And I can say that, because I am beautiful - I won a contest!

[Cyberbob]

Posted.

[The Edge]

Viewed.
Call.

[Jenza]

I love this book, it is the first book I have read since...the last book I read was Lord Of The Rings and that was four years ago.

[cEvin]

There are no illegal download sites anymore, you must now pay a fee in order to download which means that the artist should be making some sort of a profit and collecting some royalties from the music. On the matter of royalties, downloading from sites such as Kazzar can actually save the record companies the production costs which means the money can be invested in signing new artists so more musicians actually gain a chance of making the big time

[fidgit]

I'm not one to usually jump on the band-wagon bashing of retards and idiots*, but have you looked at the 'opinions' section of her website?

Here are some highlights:

Liz Shaw on the Civil Union Bill

I have evaluated what the law will mean for gays and lesbians and here is my point of view on the matter.

Many gays and lesbians but especially gays are known for having a lot of relationships and spreading stds like wild fire. Having gays and lesbians able to marry now prevents this in actual fact because they can now settle with one partner and there is the officiallness of it.

nobody has bothered to question why marriage rates were declining, I think it is because there is a growing number of homosexuals in the world these days

Liz Shaw on Downloading Music From The Interweb

Over the last few years there have been many court cases, media battles and artist battles relating to downloading of music from the internet and file sharing. As a result of these battles sites such as napster.com were shut down.

There are no illegal download sites anymore, you must now pay a fee in order to download which means that the artist should be making some sort of a profit and collecting some royalties from the music. On the matter of royalties, downloading from sites such as Kazzar(sic) can actually save the record companies the production costs which means the money can be invested in signing new artists so more musicians actually gain a chance of making the big time.

I have evaluated both the pros and cons of music downloading from the internet and I have come to the conclusion that if you pay a membership fee on sites such as kazzar then it is alright because you are not getting the music for free. File sharing is something I will never agree with because I would rather have the CD and file sharing is wrong because you are not paying anything, not even a measly fee of $3.95 per month (Kazzar.com), it is artistic theft, copyright theft and it denies the artist of a sale.

Liz Shaw on Steve Crow's $10,000 offer for a University attending porn amateur

A few months ago I was doing an assignment for Tabloid News 233. The requirements of this assignment were to study the front pages of the Sunday newspapers. I noticed on the front page of the Sunday News an article that was about controversial porn king, Steve Crow’s latest ploy. The ploy was that Steve Crow and his company; Vixen who are holding a $10,000 search for a model who was at university. The successful applicant will star in a porn movie and will receive $10,000 paid off their student loan.

I had the application form on my chair and when my flat mate came into my room the next day he saw it. I explained to him that I had the chance to be in a porn movie and instead of saying “what are you thinking”, he burst into laughter. Later that night my other flat mate came home and they were really supportive.

The interview with Terry ended and he explained to me, that if I chose, I would be able to have a photo shoot with Vixen that would appear in NZX magazine. I was told how much I would be paid, $400 after tax and I was grinning from ear to ear.

We arrived at the location and the make up artist started on my hair and make up. I loved the feeling of being in the make up seat with everyone fussing around me. All in all I was in the make up seat for about two hours we've all seen the photos - imagine what she looks like *without* spending 2 hours being made up by professionals first D:

I felt quite sad when the photo shoot ended, I loved being in front of the camera.

Liz Shaw on The Christmas 04 Tsunami
Some of the physical consequences of the tsunami are that the earth is spinning faster, now what this means is that by the earth spinning slightly faster, we will have night time sooner, the world will over all be a colder place. At this point in time, global warming is a problem, I do not know the full extent of how much of a problem but if the earth gets colder then we will actually be further away from global warming, even if only slightly.

This opinion I am fearful to state but I will do it anyway, these countries were also overpopulated, well if I am talking about overpopulation the whole of the world suffers this problem so it deals with this problem in a very minor way.

I will finish off by saying that the death is not a good thing in itself, the consequences of the death are so please, don't just take what mainstream media says, have a mind of your own.

Here's a question for those of you still reading. How is it this girl has gained entry to Auckland Uni? She appears to be a complete dolt, and certainly lacks the ability to do write ups in any cohessive sense. She's doing Media Studies? Does this make her a potential Stuff.co.nz contributor? I'd say she should have stuck with being a porn star but... yearg.


* lie

-=edit=- *shakes fist at cevin*

[seen-my-keys?]

http://www.slinky.net.nz/Articles9.html

Some of the physical consequences of the tsunami are that the earth is spinning faster, now what this means is that by the earth spinning slightly faster, we will have night time sooner, the world will over all be a colder place. At this point in time, global warming is a problem, I do not know the full extent of how much of a problem but if the earth gets colder then we will actually be further away from global warming, even if only slightly.

Fark me. this has to be a troll, surely?

[The Edge]

Whoa, looks like she might have finally arrived:

"Welcome to our newest member, malibu girl"

Edit: and: "Welcome to our newest member, malibu girl liz"

[MrTTTT]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

i don't even laugh out loud from internet gags normally. but her idiocy is topnotch material.

[MrTTTT]

edit: nah.

[Helious]

" Welcome to our newest member, malibu girl liz"

She's here!

[Jenza]

If this is the case then please let me be the first to extend a warm NZGames Fuck You And Die greeting.

[StN]

...waiting...

[-Statik]

ohmygodroffleslolohnoes

[MrTTTT]

The suspense is metaphorically killing me.

[cEvin]

who bothered mp3ing this radio itnerview? argh, pure pain

[malibu girl liz]

well the much anticipated arrival of Liz Shaw has come. I am Liz Shaw.

I understand that many of you have read my letters, and articles in Craccum and have a personal grudge against me and that now this is your chance to vent, but its very immature and I think you have to question why you are abusing me. Its obvious that I polarise people and its obvious that im going to be in the public eye for a long time so you' better get used to it.

Everything you people on this board, in this thead have said about me behind my back (though you can't call it that anymore because Ive found my way) I have already heard before.

I am saddened that you people can't just let something go. I am just as ordinary as the next person except I am now famous.

I used to care about fame, and used to want it so badly, but now, now all I really care about is doing what I love, and that is performing. It always has been.

I have been offered a recording contract with a label in the states who are wanting to make me bigger than William Hung. I will have an appointment with the A & R person this week. That is yet to be confirmed but I expect to hear back tonight or tomorrow night.

I will keep you all posted and I think that just about sums up everything I wanted to say here.

[Helious]

I'm truely lost for words.

[cEvin]

stay in school kids.

[DMZ Funnel Web]

Your 15 mins are up.

[fidgit]

oh my gods!! A Real Lyfe Celebrety here on NZGames!!!one

I think we can shut down the board now, it's achieved its' apex.


Liz: Good to see you worked out how to use puntucation between now and when you wrote those opinion pieces.

[Pimp-X]

Recording contracts suggest talent - at this point proven utterly absent.

[StN]

Let us know when you get the call and any others from Santa, the Easter bunny, tooth fairy and Jesus...

[Pimp-X]

[jeff_sichoe]

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
well the much anticipated arrival of Liz Shaw has come. I am Liz Shaw.

I understand that many of you have read my letters, and articles in Craccum and have a personal grudge against me and that now this is your chance to vent, but its very immature and I think you have to question why you are abusing me. Its obvious that I polarise people and its obvious that im going to be in the public eye for a long time so you' better get used to it.

Everything you people on this board, in this thead have said about me behind my back (though you can't call it that anymore because Ive found my way) I have already heard before.

I am saddened that you people can't just let something go. I am just as ordinary as the next person except I am now famous.

I used to care about fame, and used to want it so badly, but now, now all I really care about is doing what I love, and that is performing. It always has been.

I have been offered a recording contract with a label in the states who are wanting to make me bigger than William Hung. I will have an appointment with the A & R person this week. That is yet to be confirmed but I expect to hear back tonight or tomorrow night.

I will keep you all posted and I think that just about sums up everything I wanted to say here.

HEY UGLY

I"VE SEEN INSIDE YOUR MINGE AND I DIDN"T LIKE WHAT I SAW

PS YOUR ASSHOLE IS FUCKING GROSS WHY THE FUCK DIDN"T YOU WASH IT

[MrTTTT]

hahaha, fuck man, what a dumb bitch.

troll: typical of a national supporter.

[Reformed_Quint]

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
... I am Liz Shaw....

/me screams
OMFG I LOVE YOU!!!!
I'm your biggest fan and i want you to get hapu with my children!

I LOVE YOUR MOVIE!!!!

[Gargoyle]

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
I have been offered a recording contract with a label in the states who are wanting to make me bigger than William Hung. I will have an appointment with the A & R person this week. That is yet to be confirmed but I expect to hear back tonight or tomorrow night.

Two questions:

1) Who the fuck is William Hung?

2) Are you taking the piss with your website pages about the Tsunami, internet piracy, etc, etc?

[Humanzee]

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
Its obvious that I polarise people

If by ‘polarise’ you mean 'invoke the urge in people to gouge out their own eyes to avoid the hideous vision of your grotesque form' then yes, you polarise people.

[Gargoyle]

Originally posted by Pimp-X
Recording contracts suggest talent - at this point proven utterly absent.

One word: Wing

[cEvin]

Originally posted by Gargoyle
Two questions:

1) Who the fuck is William Hung?

another jackass who couldn't sing on american idol, cept he was actually funny to watch.

[jeff_sichoe]

william hung is that asian dude who fucking sucked at singing, was ugly, and couldn't present himself worth a damn. but he got a recording contract (one whole cd!!) because people like to laugh AT him, not with him. (although at the end of the day he'd be the one laughing, trading his pride for some recording $$$'s good one guy)

[Cyberbob]

Originally posted by Gargoyle
Two questions:

1) Who the fuck is William Hung?

SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!

[Rince]

how can someone that stupid still be breathing?

[Cyberbob]

Originally posted by Cyberbob
SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!

http://www.williamhung.net/video.cfm

Check those out.

[Gargoyle]

Ahh... see I don't watch NZ idol or go to AUT, so therefore have no idea who he is.

If you're going to have aspirations of glory, I guess it makes sense to aim real low... that way you have a smaller distance to fall when you inevitably fail.