Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 11

badassmofo · 12th July 2005, 16:54

wekasauce.

CCS · 12th July 2005, 17:22

I thought we'd been blessed with a newer, edgier Whiplash.

It seems that what we have instead is curmudgeonly Whiplash.

blackfalcon · 12th July 2005, 17:53

Sad,....Very Fuckjin sad!!! the images are very haunting!

blackfalcon · 12th July 2005, 17:55

oops,..fuckin spelling is very englund!

Whiplash · 12th July 2005, 18:32

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
I thought we'd been blessed with a newer, edgier Whiplash.

It seems that what we have instead is curmudgeonly Whiplash.

I can't take that title away from Pimp-X.

(edit) choke on allegra cock

CCS · 12th July 2005, 18:37

Meh, you can be Old Man Whiplash if you want... "Get off my lawn you bleeding anus kids!"

you go suck on Liz Shaws nipple mounds

Whiplash · 12th July 2005, 18:40

I can do that. I have great plans to be a codgery old bastard.

I look forward to the day that someone else cleans up my urine soaked pants.

The Edge · 12th July 2005, 18:41

Liz seems to be conspicuous by her absence. Maybe she's gone away?

Whiplash · 12th July 2005, 18:46

Maybe the Ugly Bear finished the job?

The Edge · 12th July 2005, 18:47

Possibly. Photographic evidence would be required, however.

H8^Machine · 12th July 2005, 18:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Whiplash
Maybe the Ugly Bear finished the job?

Fuck that made me laugh!

BloodDonor · 12th July 2005, 20:20

Quote:

Originally posted by The Edge
Liz seems to be conspicuous by her absence. Maybe she's gone away?

she found out where you live, and is coming around to give you some lovin'

Lat1n0 · 12th July 2005, 21:04

Maybe she took the job offer in the US...

Next.. She may go for Arnie's job!

CCS · 12th July 2005, 21:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Whiplash
I can do that. I have great plans to be a codgery old bastard.

I look forward to the day that someone else cleans up my urine soaked pants.

Ahhh nursing students!

Insist upon no trouts or homos, because there's nothing quite like a pretty girl wiping your ass crack clean!

Humanzee · 12th July 2005, 21:41

Quote:

Originally posted by CCS
because there's nothing quite like a pretty girl wiping your ass crack clean!

I think Liz needs one of those.

Lat1n0 · 12th July 2005, 21:50

Hi Liz...

scr · 12th July 2005, 21:55

Quote:

Originally posted by StN
Look - everyone knows that the handstand attention whore chick is actually the Sydney school girl who got expelled for pxting her tits around.

this girl?

Gargoyle · 12th July 2005, 23:03

Ok guys, you asked for it.

Twisted's Dodgy Sam will be interviewing Liz live in the Twisted studio, around 10pm Sunday the 24th of July.

It may also feature a new song sung by Liz.

You won't want to miss this!

FM/Streaming details available at www.twisted.co.nz/radio

If you have any questions you'd like us to ask her, post em here and we'll see what we can do.

ala* · 12th July 2005, 23:14

someone rip it and post. kay thanx

?>Superman · 13th July 2005, 00:08

So in othernews Whiplash and Ban Midou were right.

Jenza · 13th July 2005, 00:13

Quote:

Originally posted by ala*
someone rip it and post. kay thanx

All our shows are archived automagically.

check http://www.twisted.co.nz/radio/schedule.php

Select show and volia, prerecorded shows

Ban Midou · 13th July 2005, 00:20

Am I ever wrong??....

StN · 13th July 2005, 08:04

Quote:

Originally posted by scr
this girl?

Yes - Francesca Willis

nostrom0 · 13th July 2005, 08:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Gargoyle
If you have any questions you'd like us to ask her, post em here and we'll see what we can do.

And give her the questions so she has some time to think about the answers....

StN · 13th July 2005, 09:09

Dunno about questions, but how about a bottle of Janola and an ass loofah.

Whiplash · 13th July 2005, 09:15

In preparation for the interview, i'm upping the rating of this thread to

Stupid dumb whore!

xor · 13th July 2005, 09:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Helious-
mmm. I could probably think of 2 or 3 of my highschool mates that would hit her too..

Some of you fullahs are just too fussy!

hahaha one person in particular
*actual lol*

Jenza · 13th July 2005, 10:14

Quote:

Originally posted by Whiplash
In preparation for the interview, i'm upping the rating of this thread to

Stupid dumb whore!

Cant
Stop
Watching

Jenza · 13th July 2005, 10:16

WEEE!

Baxton · 13th July 2005, 10:27

1. Why didn't you wipe your arse before getting your hole photographed for a national magazine?
2. Why did you get a set of photos taken of you in the nudie when you are so dam ugly?
3. Why did you go on NZ Idol when you are so talentless? Did your family not warn you that you were utter crap?
4. Why did you get so upset when the judges pointed out how talent-less you are? Surely on some basic level you must be aware of your complete lack of singing ability?
5. Did you really think anyone was stupid enough to sign you up for a recording contract?
6. How much hope did Helen Clark becoming Prime Minister give you that you too could fill the illustrious role and do you think other horrifically ugly women also gained some amount of hope from this event?
7. Will you ever film the porn film you mentioned in the Photo spread?
8. What is your take on ugly fat women being allowed to star in porn films and do you feel that you are a spokesperson for them?
9. Do you think Kiwi's are too conservative with their dress sense or do you think they just don't want to see your fat, horrible arse drooping out the bottom of you tiny skirt.
10. Do you think that most of the negative press related to you can be subscribed to New Zealand's tall poppy syndrome or do you think it is because you are a vapid, stupid, ugly, fat whore with a dirty minge and horrible, tiny (yet saggy) breasts who has forced herself into the limelight.

sv · 13th July 2005, 11:14

Why did you take the time to write that list and be so mean?

Cyberbob · 13th July 2005, 11:21

Quote:

Originally posted by sv
Why did you take the time to write that list and be so mean?

HER UNMATCHED UGLYNESS DEMANDS IT!

nostrom0 · 13th July 2005, 11:39

Cyberbob · 13th July 2005, 11:48

Quote:

Originally posted by nostrom0

Quite possibly the best picture ive seen all week

Macca@Work · 13th July 2005, 12:19

she has man-tits
she has a dirty hairy date hole..
her vagina has the appearance of gender reassignment surgery
gone wrong.

Trigger · 13th July 2005, 12:56

that was a pretty good poem macca, some of your finest work

Waldo · 13th July 2005, 13:24

i did rather enjoy that school girl tittie...good for her

badassmofo · 13th July 2005, 13:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Waldo
i did rather enjoy that school girl tittie...good for her

Amen to that, she's fucking foxy.

The Edge · 13th July 2005, 14:01

Baxton: Ouch!

12th July 2005, 16:23	#401
Allegra	lol

12th July 2005, 17:22	#403
CCS Stunt Pants	I thought we'd been blessed with a newer, edgier Whiplash. It seems that what we have instead is curmudgeonly Whiplash.

12th July 2005, 17:53	#404
blackfalcon	WTF!!! Sad,....Very Fuckjin sad!!! the images are very haunting!

12th July 2005, 17:55	#405
blackfalcon	oops,..fuckin spelling is very englund!

12th July 2005, 18:37	#407
CCS Stunt Pants	Meh, you can be Old Man Whiplash if you want... "Get off my lawn you bleeding anus kids!" you go suck on Liz Shaws nipple mounds

12th July 2005, 18:40	#408
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	I can do that. I have great plans to be a codgery old bastard. I look forward to the day that someone else cleans up my urine soaked pants.

12th July 2005, 18:41	#409
The Edge	Liz seems to be conspicuous by her absence. Maybe she's gone away?

12th July 2005, 18:46	#410
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Maybe the Ugly Bear finished the job?

12th July 2005, 18:47	#411
The Edge	Possibly. Photographic evidence would be required, however.

12th July 2005, 21:04	#414
Lat1n0	Maybe she took the job offer in the US... Next.. She may go for Arnie's job!

12th July 2005, 23:03	#419
Gargoyle	Ok guys, you asked for it. Twisted's Dodgy Sam will be interviewing Liz live in the Twisted studio, around 10pm Sunday the 24th of July. It may also feature a new song sung by Liz. You won't want to miss this! FM/Streaming details available at www.twisted.co.nz/radio If you have any questions you'd like us to ask her, post em here and we'll see what we can do.

12th July 2005, 23:14	#420
ala*	someone rip it and post. kay thanx

13th July 2005, 00:08	#421
?>Superman	So in othernews Whiplash and Ban Midou were right.

13th July 2005, 09:09	#426
StN I have detailed files	Dunno about questions, but how about a bottle of Janola and an ass loofah.

13th July 2005, 09:15	#427
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	In preparation for the interview, i'm upping the rating of this thread to Stupid dumb whore!

13th July 2005, 10:27	#431
Baxton	I demand you ask these 1. Why didn't you wipe your arse before getting your hole photographed for a national magazine? 2. Why did you get a set of photos taken of you in the nudie when you are so dam ugly? 3. Why did you go on NZ Idol when you are so talentless? Did your family not warn you that you were utter crap? 4. Why did you get so upset when the judges pointed out how talent-less you are? Surely on some basic level you must be aware of your complete lack of singing ability? 5. Did you really think anyone was stupid enough to sign you up for a recording contract? 6. How much hope did Helen Clark becoming Prime Minister give you that you too could fill the illustrious role and do you think other horrifically ugly women also gained some amount of hope from this event? 7. Will you ever film the porn film you mentioned in the Photo spread? 8. What is your take on ugly fat women being allowed to star in porn films and do you feel that you are a spokesperson for them? 9. Do you think Kiwi's are too conservative with their dress sense or do you think they just don't want to see your fat, horrible arse drooping out the bottom of you tiny skirt. 10. Do you think that most of the negative press related to you can be subscribed to New Zealand's tall poppy syndrome or do you think it is because you are a vapid, stupid, ugly, fat whore with a dirty minge and horrible, tiny (yet saggy) breasts who has forced herself into the limelight.

13th July 2005, 11:14	#432
sv simulationszeitalter	Why did you take the time to write that list and be so mean?

13th July 2005, 12:19	#436
Macca@Work	she has man-tits she has a dirty hairy date hole.. her vagina has the appearance of gender reassignment surgery gone wrong.

13th July 2005, 12:56	#437
Trigger Laserman	that was a pretty good poem macca, some of your finest work

13th July 2005, 13:24	#438
Waldo Pornstar	i did rather enjoy that school girl tittie...good for her