Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 101

Ashley · 5th April 2006, 23:47

4000! Woot!

The Edge · 5th April 2006, 23:50

edit: never mind.

The Edge · 5th April 2006, 23:51

double post

weirdo · 5th April 2006, 23:56

Anyway here's a photo of Dave a.k.a. Fernargen which is from his myspace collection. You guys should really be taking legal advice from this guy.

Mark98 · 6th April 2006, 00:16

weirdo · 6th April 2006, 00:22

Yea. I originally went into his profile to get a picture, chop it up, photo shop Liz in, add a caption, try and make something funny but that's just funny without trying. Fish net, honestly...

Jenza · 6th April 2006, 00:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

FFS don't share - bloody Jenza shared on page one, and look where that got us!

It's like I planted a little baby tumor.

Jenza · 6th April 2006, 00:32

Sake, how cultured! Imagine how intelligent he must be.

I challenge you to find a lawyer that reads all 100 pages and doesn't break down from laughter.

Juha · 6th April 2006, 08:48

Where is Dave from? The goold ol US of sue the fuck out of everyone A? That would not surprise me.

The Edge · 6th April 2006, 08:51

Australia, apparently.

Helious · 6th April 2006, 09:13

WHAT A FUCKING EMO.

chiQ · 6th April 2006, 09:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by weirdo

I work in health care with the mentally ill (bi polar, anxiety disorders, schizophrenia etc) and most of the people I work with are generally good people who are understanding and usually have a great sense of humour. Liz is not a good person and is not a good citizen. It's an insult to those with mental illness to group her with them.

Yeah, right, because in the group we call 'those suffering from mental illness' there are no evil, self-involved, twisted, dishonest, screwy, mean, stupid, nasty, smelly, or otherwise flawed beings

There are arseholes suffering from mental illness, just like there are arseholes in the church, the medical profession, primary school, and the government. There are arseholes everywhere, and grouping them with the nice people in this world, because they have something in common with them is not an insult. It's just not using the 'niceness' criterion for classification or generalisation.

StN · 6th April 2006, 09:31

You forgot IT managers and Actuaries!

Juha · 6th April 2006, 10:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

You forgot IT managers and Actuaries!

Actuaries are my heroes.

Shine on, beacons of hope.

chiQ · 6th April 2006, 11:27

Oh yeah, them too. There are IT managers and actuaries with mental health issues as well.

Sorry about that, StN.

crocos · 6th April 2006, 12:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

There are IT managers and actuaries with mental health issues as well.

You mean there are IT Managers and Actuaries that DON'T have mental health problems???

disasterpiece · 6th April 2006, 16:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

Anyway, tonight I was driving on the motorway while tired and in the dark and it was scary.

That coming from somebody with no licence scares me. I think it will be safer to travel by train into wellington now :S

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz

I must also confess that I do sometimes speed which I vowed I would never do

Yes, like everything you say your not going to do.

Like haveing an accident for instance.

weirdo · 6th April 2006, 16:59

Liz going back on her word? What a suprise...

Mark98 · 6th April 2006, 17:04

Let's get one thing clear. Does Jiz have a learner licence or no licence at all?

Mark98 · 6th April 2006, 17:42

Disregard the above. I just found an entry on her blog where she said she had a learner licence.

At any rate, $20 says she fails her restricted test more than once, lol.

disasterpiece · 6th April 2006, 17:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark98

Disregard the above. I just found an entry on her blog where she said she had a learner licence.

She'll fail for doing one of her famed 3 point turns on lambton quay or somthing stupid like that.

Toksin · 6th April 2006, 18:15

Hey, that dude looks like Jim Carrey.

The Edge · 6th April 2006, 19:04

Mark98, you're on

The Edge · 6th April 2006, 20:34

Moreover, what's the bet she gets pulled over by a cop for driving erratically, and can't produce a valid licence? That would be great to see, just for the comedy factor, to try and see her explain her way out of that one

weirdo · 6th April 2006, 21:35

I'm with Mark on that bet. $20 says she fails.

weirdo · 6th April 2006, 21:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Edge

Moreover, what's the bet she gets pulled over by a cop for driving erratically, and can't produce a valid licence? That would be great to see, just for the comedy factor, to try and see her explain her way out of that one

Aha! Liz has an answer for that!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz on her shit shit blog

I hate driving on a learners and the only reason I'm doing it is for pure convenience which if pulled over I would explain to the cops immediately.

She sure showed you, the edge. She has it all planned out so she won't get fined.

CCS · 6th April 2006, 22:49

Oscar Mike Golf.

In a fit of madness I had a look at her blog. And her excuse will be convenience. Hmmm... sounds like a really great multipurpose catch-all excuse there. I know I'm only supposed to do 100 on the motorway, but sometimes (like if I'm late for work) it's convenient to do 150k. A cop would be happy with that excuse, right? Right?

Mark98 · 6th April 2006, 22:51

LMAO! Is this fucking bint familiar with the "real world"?

CCS · 6th April 2006, 22:58

Incredible. I know I shouldn't be, but I am STILL surprised by the shit she posts. The girl just has no idea. She reminds me of Michael Jackson - so out of touch with reality.

And that fernagen is a lol. He does the usual law student trick of trying to sound all clever and professional and serious, and when everyone bums him out he acts completely different. Not only that, but his picture reveals him to be a really queer looking douchebag wearing fishnet.

Or is that... douchenet.

OH HOLY SHIT DAVE, DON'T SUE ME!!!!!

The Edge · 6th April 2006, 23:28

I thought this was kind of funny, her discussing cars when she can't even drive one properly:

http://michelleklaessens.com/forum/i...27521#msg27521

weirdo · 7th April 2006, 00:49

She is a tard who knows nothing about cars. I think the only good euro car is the Porsche. Certainly not BMWs or Saabs. My favourite cars are jap ones as they just feel more reliable when driving to me. But thats just my opinion.

What do BMWs have going for them? Good looks? not really. economical? doubt it. fast? nope. Liz likes them? that puts me off even more.

Here's some classic Liz quotes off those forums.

"manual, ugh, automatics are so easy and relaxing. Power steering, meh, I like not having power steering, a mazda, no thanks. I'll stick to my european cars."

"A few months ago I couldn't drive at all and now I have my own car and I drive about 60kms a day and I'm not joking."

Liz on the road for 60kms a day? makes me glad I aint in the north island.

Blue Lightning · 7th April 2006, 02:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by weirdo

What do BMWs have going for them? Good looks? not really. economical? doubt it. fast? nope.

On the other hand, there's the M3. It is definitely fast.

Fortunately for all of us other road users her BMW is not an M3. Not even close.

weirdo · 7th April 2006, 02:10

Oh yeah I forgot about the M3. but yeah, she couldn't afford one of those. nor could she handle it.

disasterpiece · 7th April 2006, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz Whore

I was lucky to get mine for the price I did. I wouldn't trade it for the world.

ROFL

Jenza · 7th April 2006, 12:27

Bullshit she's ever driven a car without power steering, it's a fucking bitch and I'm sure her flabby arms couldn't handle a 3 point turn.

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 12:56

Oh God, she's coming to Auckland to get her restricted:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

I am well aware that there are heaps of other things that you must learn when you are driving before you get your license. I really don't want to go through anymore lessons. I want to get my license by next week because I'm driving up to Auckland - easter time, more cops on the road, I should have my license.

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

Well the time has come, there is only so long you can spend without a license and only so long you can break the law before it really starts to bug you,.
I sit my license in Auckland on Thursday next week in my car. I am driving up to auckland on a learners but I will be driving back to Wellington on a restricted which suits me very well.

I am very excited about being able to drive in Auckland next week, that is something I have very much been looking forward to.

When asked about who's supervising her learning driving for her, she says:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiz

Supervisor, ah yeah! I don't have one. I know about the dessert road and I avoid speeding if I can. THe road will be a bitch to drive over on Easter Monday thats for sure though.

She loves to just stick her finger up to the law, doesn't she. I hope a cop catches her, I really do.

CCS · 7th April 2006, 13:22

What sort of sadist looks forward to driving in Auckland?

And where is this Dessert Road? Will it lead me to Sundae Mountain?

StN · 7th April 2006, 13:53

The Sundae mountain has Chiney frosting on it.

weirdo · 7th April 2006, 13:54

Mmmm dessert. $10 says she has an accident on her way to Auckland.

Mark98 · 7th April 2006, 14:22

$400 fine and 25 demerit points for each time she's stopped by the police. I've got a feeling she'll have her licence suspended before she makes it to Auckland...that's assuming she makes it...

6th April 2006, 11:27	#4015
chiQ Frag-muff	Oh yeah, them too. There are IT managers and actuaries with mental health issues as well. Sorry about that, StN. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

5th April 2006, 23:47	#4001
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	4000! Woot!

5th April 2006, 23:50	#4002
The Edge	edit: never mind. Last edited by The Edge : 5th April 2006 at 23:52.

5th April 2006, 23:56	#4004
weirdo	Anyway here's a photo of Dave a.k.a. Fernargen which is from his myspace collection. You guys should really be taking legal advice from this guy. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

6th April 2006, 00:16	#4005
Mark98	lolz __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

6th April 2006, 00:22	#4006
weirdo	Yea. I originally went into his profile to get a picture, chop it up, photo shop Liz in, add a caption, try and make something funny but that's just funny without trying. Fish net, honestly... __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

6th April 2006, 00:32	#4008
Jenza	Sake, how cultured! Imagine how intelligent he must be. I challenge you to find a lawyer that reads all 100 pages and doesn't break down from laughter.

6th April 2006, 08:48	#4009
Juha	Where is Dave from? The goold ol US of sue the fuck out of everyone A? That would not surprise me.

6th April 2006, 08:51	#4010
The Edge	Australia, apparently.

6th April 2006, 09:31	#4013
StN I have detailed files	You forgot IT managers and Actuaries!

6th April 2006, 16:59	#4018
weirdo	Liz going back on her word? What a suprise... __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

6th April 2006, 17:04	#4019
Mark98	Let's get one thing clear. Does Jiz have a learner licence or no licence at all? __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

6th April 2006, 17:42	#4020
Mark98	Disregard the above. I just found an entry on her blog where she said she had a learner licence. At any rate, $20 says she fails her restricted test more than once, lol. __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

6th April 2006, 18:15	#4022
Toksin	Hey, that dude looks like Jim Carrey.

6th April 2006, 20:34	#4024
The Edge	Moreover, what's the bet she gets pulled over by a cop for driving erratically, and can't produce a valid licence? That would be great to see, just for the comedy factor, to try and see her explain her way out of that one

6th April 2006, 21:35	#4025
weirdo	I'm with Mark on that bet. $20 says she fails. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

6th April 2006, 22:49	#4027
CCS Stunt Pants	Oscar Mike Golf. In a fit of madness I had a look at her blog. And her excuse will be convenience. Hmmm... sounds like a really great multipurpose catch-all excuse there. I know I'm only supposed to do 100 on the motorway, but sometimes (like if I'm late for work) it's convenient to do 150k. A cop would be happy with that excuse, right? Right?

6th April 2006, 22:51	#4028
Mark98	LMAO! Is this fucking bint familiar with the "real world"? __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

6th April 2006, 22:58	#4029
CCS Stunt Pants	Incredible. I know I shouldn't be, but I am STILL surprised by the shit she posts. The girl just has no idea. She reminds me of Michael Jackson - so out of touch with reality. And that fernagen is a lol. He does the usual law student trick of trying to sound all clever and professional and serious, and when everyone bums him out he acts completely different. Not only that, but his picture reveals him to be a really queer looking douchebag wearing fishnet. Or is that... douchenet. OH HOLY SHIT DAVE, DON'T SUE ME!!!!!

6th April 2006, 23:28	#4030
The Edge	I thought this was kind of funny, her discussing cars when she can't even drive one properly: http://michelleklaessens.com/forum/i...27521#msg27521 Last edited by The Edge : 6th April 2006 at 23:29.

7th April 2006, 00:49	#4031
weirdo	She is a tard who knows nothing about cars. I think the only good euro car is the Porsche. Certainly not BMWs or Saabs. My favourite cars are jap ones as they just feel more reliable when driving to me. But thats just my opinion. What do BMWs have going for them? Good looks? not really. economical? doubt it. fast? nope. Liz likes them? that puts me off even more. Here's some classic Liz quotes off those forums. "manual, ugh, automatics are so easy and relaxing. Power steering, meh, I like not having power steering, a mazda, no thanks. I'll stick to my european cars." "A few months ago I couldn't drive at all and now I have my own car and I drive about 60kms a day and I'm not joking." Liz on the road for 60kms a day? makes me glad I aint in the north island. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

7th April 2006, 02:10	#4033
weirdo	Oh yeah I forgot about the M3. but yeah, she couldn't afford one of those. nor could she handle it. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

7th April 2006, 12:27	#4035
Jenza	Bullshit she's ever driven a car without power steering, it's a fucking bitch and I'm sure her flabby arms couldn't handle a 3 point turn.

7th April 2006, 13:22	#4037
CCS Stunt Pants	What sort of sadist looks forward to driving in Auckland? And where is this Dessert Road? Will it lead me to Sundae Mountain?

7th April 2006, 13:53	#4038
StN I have detailed files	The Sundae mountain has Chiney frosting on it.

7th April 2006, 13:54	#4039
weirdo	Mmmm dessert. $10 says she has an accident on her way to Auckland. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

7th April 2006, 14:22	#4040
Mark98	$400 fine and 25 demerit points for each time she's stopped by the police. I've got a feeling she'll have her licence suspended before she makes it to Auckland...that's assuming she makes it... __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.