What oils your gears? - Page 102

StN · 23rd October 2009, 09:09

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Originally Posted by Gentl e

A penis bus huh. insightful.

Phew - I thought that once again I would be called too obtuse.

crocos · 23rd October 2009, 11:51

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Originally Posted by Vrtigo

discovering that all the pcs in my house actually DO support WPA2-AES!

Mate, even the Nintendo Wii supports WPA2

Cyberbob · 23rd October 2009, 12:43

PSP doesn't

Markh · 23rd October 2009, 13:02

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Originally Posted by Cyberbob

PSP doesn't

My Nokia cellphone does!

^BITES^ · 23rd October 2009, 13:20

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Originally Posted by Cyberbob

PSP doesn't

Funny since mines working on WPA (not aes cause I cbf)O_o
Only major I had was having to put the hex key rather than the actual pass since the psp uses some fucked combo to fuck it up.

herp · 23rd October 2009, 13:44

Seeing that douchepacker spitfuck BNP leader Griffin get slammed on BBC Question Time oils my gears.

crocos · 23rd October 2009, 14:00

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Originally Posted by ^BITES^

Funny since mines working on WPA

Yeah, WPA is different to WPA2. <shrug>

If you're not using AES are you using TKIP then?

Random · 23rd October 2009, 14:02

It is 1.00pm. I'm home. I'm showered and changed. The upcoming weekend spans three days. The sun is shining. My gears are glistening.

crocos · 23rd October 2009, 14:04

Only 3 days? Roll-on 5 day weekend for me

Gear Oil: Google Calendar's SMS notifications.

Whiplash · 23rd October 2009, 14:21

Up-coming CSI moment is OMG's.

The scenario: Really weird/creepy sexual harassment situation for WomanX - she's finding pubes on her desk on a near daily basis. Yeah, pubes... Either some asshole is sprinkling pubes or having sex on her desk or whatever... either way, this brings me to what OMG's.

She has access to a PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction) setup/DNA testing.

Ah, it shall be quite amusing when the culprit is confronted

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Thomas Meatball · 23rd October 2009, 14:26

Should I just flee to France now?

^BITES^ · 23rd October 2009, 14:29

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Originally Posted by crocos

Yeah, WPA is different to WPA2. <shrug>

If you're not using AES are you using TKIP then?

Ah righto, I get the two mixed up regularly :|
Yeah TKIP mainly because I couldnt figure out CCKM on my aironet 1310 (turns out I had the wrong IOS ... oh well .. tbh I was just testing for difficulty in setting up since I'm probably going to have to roll a shitload of migrations from TKIP to CCKM since that whole "look se you CAN hack TKIP! (eventually)" bollocks.

PSP was a right fucker till I manually set the key in Hex .. seems windows Hex gen on XP is completely different from Vista/Win 7 and most password calcs.

Soon as you used the hex key instead of the passcode tho .. sweet as no problem.

Ab · 23rd October 2009, 14:30

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Originally Posted by Whiplash

Ah, it shall be quite amusing when the culprit is confronted

NZG Bukakke Wrecking Crew in the house!

ZoSo · 23rd October 2009, 14:34

Freddo cam, surely.

StN · 23rd October 2009, 14:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiplash

Up-coming CSI moment is OMG's.

The scenario: Really weird/creepy sexual harassment situation for WomanX - she's finding pubes on her desk on a near daily basis. Yeah, pubes... Either some asshole is sprinkling pubes or having sex on her desk or whatever... either way, this brings me to what OMG's.

She has access to a PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction) setup/DNA testing.

Ah, it shall be quite amusing when the culprit is confronted

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

At first, I thought it was some kind of TV episode synopsis, but now the mirthsomeness is evident.

I always wondered about fecalphiliacs and why they aren't caught more often.

Cyberbob · 23rd October 2009, 14:39

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Originally Posted by Whiplash

Ah, it shall be quite amusing when the culprit is confronted

Would it be any good without a reference sample though? Or is she now going to go around and collect fluid samples from all the staff.

Whiplash · 23rd October 2009, 14:56

Uh, you can get DNA from hair strands mate... doesn't have to be Cum Stain Investigation.

Lightspeed · 23rd October 2009, 15:11

Right, but you have to match that DNA with a person... so is the plan to get samples from everyone in the office and test those?

Whiplash · 23rd October 2009, 15:13

Obviously, yes. So there's an element of sleuthing involved (in obtaining hair samples from each).

Ab · 23rd October 2009, 15:34

She should get semen samples. Just in case.

Vrtigo · 23rd October 2009, 15:37

it was a fucking orange.

StN · 23rd October 2009, 15:55

^^^ WTF?

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Originally Posted by StN

I thought that once again I would be called too obtuse.

StN · 23rd October 2009, 16:48

I scream

$1 scoop day.

p01s0n · 23rd October 2009, 17:30

fuck yall im goin home to play some forza 3

Thursday · 23rd October 2009, 19:00

Why wouldn't she just set up a camera to watch her desk? DNA testing must be the hardest solution to a simple problem. Illogical people deserve pube sprinklings.

Thomas Meatball · 23rd October 2009, 19:26

Maybe she doesn't have a spy camera handy but she does happen to have a a PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction) setup/DNA testing.

Whiplash · 23rd October 2009, 19:37

Given the setup of the area involved, the Meatball is correct. Fuck, what a bunch of moaners turning a potential lol moment into an annoying back and forth. gg.

Spink · 23rd October 2009, 20:35

I'm massively disappointed by the lack of CSI Miami style puns following Whippy's invitation.

jsr · 23rd October 2009, 21:31

Taking bike in for a WoF, telling them that the guy who had it before me had it sitting for ages, and that it ran pretty lumpy on the very rare occasion when I opened it up, and it just generally seemed sluggish and slow, and maybe they could take a look at the carbs, as well as give it a general service?

Power output on Dyno before work: 48hp peak @ 190kph - utter shit.

Power output on Dyno after carb rebuild: 105hp peak @ 288kph.

Gears literally and figuatively oiled.

Foggerty · 24th October 2009, 02:43

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Originally Posted by Thursday

Illogical people deserve pube sprinklings.

/adds to list of quotes

QWERTY? · 24th October 2009, 04:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsr

Power output on Dyno before work: 48hp peak @ 190kph - utter shit.

Power output on Dyno after carb rebuild: 105hp peak @ 288kph.
.

thats a HUGE power increase, were they able to tell you what was wrong with the carb before?

Whiplash · 24th October 2009, 08:32

Dominos' Cheesburger and Bacon and Egg pizzas OMG.

Bye bye Hell.

p01s0n · 24th October 2009, 10:29

forza 3 is def oiling my gears

click for big

Saladin · 25th October 2009, 11:25

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Originally Posted by Whiplash

Dominos' Cheesburger and Bacon and Egg pizzas OMG.

Bye bye Hell.

Had their new chicken and feta last night, was disappointed. One piece of feta and one baby spinach leaf per slice, really ought to be held to the pictures they display on the website.

p01s0n · 25th October 2009, 13:50

1) flatmate moving out and taking his cat with him oils my gears
2) within 4 hours of him moving out, us turning his old 4mx5m room into a computer room (old computer room was like 2mx4m)
3) new clean tidy desk setup!

salmon wallpaper is not such a gear oiler but im sure it will grow on me

MadMax · 25th October 2009, 14:16

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vrtigo

now play, spot the differences!

doppelgänger of someone · 25th October 2009, 16:33

There is a difference?

Yeah right.

jsr · 25th October 2009, 16:53

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Originally Posted by QWERTY?

thats a HUGE power increase, were they able to tell you what was wrong with the carb before?

The dude who had it before me had just left it to sit, probably for far longer than he told me. Carbs were, apparently, solid green old petrol shit throughout. Always blow on the pie.

buckies · 25th October 2009, 19:41

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Originally Posted by MadMax

now play, spot the differences!

haha. I lol'd.

Also want to punch poison in the cunt for proudly displaying a Tui on his desk.

Ashley · 25th October 2009, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

1) flatmate moving out and taking his cat with him oils my gears
2) within 4 hours of him moving out, us turning his old 4mx5m room into a computer room (old computer room was like 2mx4m)
3) new clean tidy desk setup!

salmon wallpaper is not such a gear oiler but im sure it will grow on me

Mac keyboard?

23rd October 2009, 12:43	#4043
Cyberbob	PSP doesn't __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

23rd October 2009, 13:44	#4046
herp	Seeing that douchepacker spitfuck BNP leader Griffin get slammed on BBC Question Time oils my gears.

23rd October 2009, 14:02	#4048
Random	It is 1.00pm. I'm home. I'm showered and changed. The upcoming weekend spans three days. The sun is shining. My gears are glistening.

23rd October 2009, 14:04	#4049
crocos	Only 3 days? Roll-on 5 day weekend for me Gear Oil: Google Calendar's SMS notifications. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

23rd October 2009, 14:21	#4050
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Up-coming CSI moment is OMG's. The scenario: Really weird/creepy sexual harassment situation for WomanX - she's finding pubes on her desk on a near daily basis. Yeah, pubes... Either some asshole is sprinkling pubes or having sex on her desk or whatever... either way, this brings me to what OMG's. She has access to a PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction) setup/DNA testing. Ah, it shall be quite amusing when the culprit is confronted *YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!*

23rd October 2009, 14:26	#4051
Thomas Meatball	Should I just flee to France now?

23rd October 2009, 14:56	#4057
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Uh, you can get DNA from hair strands mate... doesn't have to be Cum Stain Investigation.

23rd October 2009, 15:11	#4058
Lightspeed	Right, but you have to match that DNA with a person... so is the plan to get samples from everyone in the office and test those? __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

23rd October 2009, 15:13	#4059
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Obviously, yes. So there's an element of sleuthing involved (in obtaining hair samples from each).

23rd October 2009, 15:34	#4060
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	She should get semen samples. Just in case.

23rd October 2009, 15:37	#4061
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	it was a fucking orange.

23rd October 2009, 16:48	#4063
StN I have detailed files	I scream $1 scoop day.

23rd October 2009, 17:30	#4064
p01s0n	fuck yall im goin home to play some forza 3 __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

23rd October 2009, 19:00	#4065
Thursday	Why wouldn't she just set up a camera to watch her desk? DNA testing must be the hardest solution to a simple problem. Illogical people deserve pube sprinklings.

23rd October 2009, 19:26	#4066
Thomas Meatball	Maybe she doesn't have a spy camera handy but she does happen to have a a PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction) setup/DNA testing.

23rd October 2009, 19:37	#4067
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Given the setup of the area involved, the Meatball is correct. Fuck, what a bunch of moaners turning a potential lol moment into an annoying back and forth. gg.

23rd October 2009, 20:35	#4068
Spink	I'm massively disappointed by the lack of CSI Miami style puns following Whippy's invitation. __________________ Weak hearts I rip.

23rd October 2009, 21:31	#4069
jsr On the moon we have 5 thousand	Taking bike in for a WoF, telling them that the guy who had it before me had it sitting for ages, and that it ran pretty lumpy on the very rare occasion when I opened it up, and it just generally seemed sluggish and slow, and maybe they could take a look at the carbs, as well as give it a general service? Power output on Dyno before work: 48hp peak @ 190kph - utter shit. Power output on Dyno after carb rebuild: 105hp peak @ 288kph. Gears literally and figuatively oiled.

24th October 2009, 08:32	#4072
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Dominos' Cheesburger and Bacon and Egg pizzas OMG. Bye bye Hell.

24th October 2009, 10:29	#4073
p01s0n	forza 3 is def oiling my gears click for big __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

25th October 2009, 13:50	#4075
p01s0n	1) flatmate moving out and taking his cat with him oils my gears 2) within 4 hours of him moving out, us turning his old 4mx5m room into a computer room (old computer room was like 2mx4m) 3) new clean tidy desk setup! salmon wallpaper is not such a gear oiler but im sure it will grow on me __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

25th October 2009, 16:33	#4077
doppelgänger of someone	There is a difference? Yeah right.