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Dusty · 9th September 2008, 20:46

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4686487a28.html

And in other news, I had some 2 minute noodles for lunch, and Sarah from Accounts commented on my tie...

crocos · 9th September 2008, 22:38

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Originally Posted by Dusty

Sarah from Accounts commented on my tie...

You're in bro! Pity she's as wide as she is tall.

BloodDonor · 9th September 2008, 23:52

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Originally Posted by Dusty

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4686487a28.html

And in other news, I had some 2 minute noodles for lunch, and Sarah from Accounts commented on my tie...

it was probably forwarded by the reporters mum

Whiplash · 12th September 2008, 08:18

Review of Metallicas latest album, Death Magnetic (Released 12th Sept, 2008...)

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4689141a1860.html

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They keep the pace up with Broken, Beat & Scarred, All Nightmare Long and The Judas Kiss, tracks that fly by in a flurry of ridiculously fast riffs and guitar solos reminiscent of their classic 80s trilogy: 1984's Ride the Lightning, 1986's Master of Puppets and 1988's Death Magnetic.

FAIL.

[Malks] Pixie · 12th September 2008, 17:15

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Originally Posted by Stuff

Aotea Quay was closed to southbound traffic, but police said but northbound traffic would probably not be badly affected.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4690524a11.html

xin · 16th September 2008, 16:02

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/110192/mi...d_streaker.png

blynk · 21st September 2008, 12:17

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10533302
Oh thank god. I was starting to get worried.

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Pizzeria turns things around

A pizzeria has answered its critics by being awarded an A-grade hygiene rating.

Stefanos on Waiheke Island received a D-rating from the Auckland City Council three months ago.

Jubilant head chef Pio Wulf said staff had worked hard to turn things around.

blynk · 21st September 2008, 20:20

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainm...ectid=10533381

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By the time Owens reached them, Barker had stripped naked and DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, had taken off his shirt.
...
Barker and DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, were in critical but stable condition at a burn centre in Augusta, Georgia, hospital

Ab · 21st September 2008, 21:29

yaksman · 22nd September 2008, 00:37

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4700531a1860.html

Caption under photo:

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CRITICALLY INJURED: Travis Burns

blynk · 22nd September 2008, 09:15

Oh Dear. That one is bad.

CCS · 26th September 2008, 14:09

BREAKING NEWS - Police investigate Solicitor-General

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Police have confirmed they are investigating Solicitor-General David Collins.

They would not say what the investigation was about, other than that a senior officer was working on it.

Hmm...

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BREAKING NEWS - Stuff Happens
Something has happened but we don't really know what, other than that it is currently happening, has happened or is to continue happening.

We really just wanted to be the first to say HOLY SHIT, STUFF HAPPENING!! and use our big red banner.

I'm mighty fucken sick of the Herald and their constantly breaking news. STFU and come back when you've got enough info to make it worth reading, CUNTS.

BloodDonor · 26th September 2008, 14:15

Kiwi blog lord picked up by NY Times

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The New York Times announced today that it will syndicate content from the ReadWriteWeb tech blog, as part of a re-design of its online Technology section.

ReadWriteWeb is one of the top ten blogs in the world, and the founder and editor is New Zealander
Richard MacManus.

wait... Blog Lord???

CCS · 26th September 2008, 14:31

More like Gay Lord. HAHA! See what I did there?

DrTiTus · 26th September 2008, 14:39

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Originally Posted by CCS

More like Gay Lord. HAHA! See what I did there?

Yes, you managed to post without using the "Pees" joke, well done!

CCS · 26th September 2008, 14:41

Are you on the Pees?

Juju · 30th September 2008, 11:22

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10534961

Oh so that's how this new generation are doing it! They're using fake ID's... I never would have guessed! Why didn't I think of that!

crocos · 30th September 2008, 11:57

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Originally Posted by Juju

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10534961

Oh so that's how this new generation are doing it! They're using fake ID's... I never would have guessed! Why didn't I think of that!

Huh. How about that eh? Actually needing ID to get into a bar when underage? Wasn't ever a problem for me.

CCS · 1st October 2008, 16:00

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US mum drives son to gang fight - son dies
New 3:31PM Wednesday Oct 01, 2008

LONG BEACH, California - A California woman accused of driving her teenage son and his friends to confront a rival gang insists she did not plan for a 13-year-old boy to die in the fight.

Eva Daley is charged with first-degree murder in the stabbing death of Jose "Bobby" Cano near a Long Beach skate park in June 2007. One of the teens she drove is being tried with her and is accused of killing the victim.

Daley testified Tuesday she did not know until the next day that Cano was killed and insists she did nothing wrong. She also denied knowing beforehand that Cano had stabbed her son a few months earlier.

Closing arguments begin Wednesday. Daley's son and four other youths pleaded guilty to manslaughter and were sentenced as juveniles.

Hmmm... it seems to me that her son did not, in fact, die. Oh sure, the dead kid has to be someone's son, but not the way the Herald writes the headline.

madmaxii · 4th October 2008, 20:51

Saturday, 04 October 2008

A tsunami is a series of waves created when a body of water, such as an ocean, is rapidly displaced.

crocos · 4th October 2008, 20:59

Could be worse: Could have written "misplaced"

xin · 6th October 2008, 16:51

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Originally Posted by CCS

BREAKING NEWS - Police investigate Solicitor-General Hmm...I'm mighty fucken sick of the Herald and their constantly breaking news. STFU and come back when you've got enough info to make it worth reading, CUNTS.

Your rant might have actually done something.

I showed this to a coworker so that he may join me in laughing at your humorous rant. But he said "You're right you know" and I am under the impression he has passed on your opinions to the editors.

CCS · 6th October 2008, 18:32

Yay for xin!

Dusty · 8th October 2008, 09:45

Worst use of a sun-flare EVER!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4719524a11.html

Crotch sun flare?

Juju · 8th October 2008, 10:12

More like knee sun-flare.

mmmmm knee sun-flare.

Luse · 8th October 2008, 10:19

Dusty · 8th October 2008, 12:43

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Originally Posted by Luse_K

It's like a bad Bill Cosby impersonation.

"Yellowded Cardeded Offttsszz....CAMEILE!"

Rocket · 8th October 2008, 13:29

Is it just me or is Amber Peebles just RUFF as guts.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4720302a1860.html

BloodDonor · 8th October 2008, 13:59

dude on left looks like he has a cartoon "The Joker" smile

Juju · 8th October 2008, 15:04

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Originally Posted by Rocket

Is it just me or is Amber Peebles just RUFF as guts.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4720302a1860.html

WTF is Amber Peebles?

CCS · 8th October 2008, 15:07

I think she was Miss New Zealand... so... yeah...

She's not too bad usually, but her legs are looking pretty chunky there. Time to get jogging.

Luse · 9th October 2008, 10:32

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4721336a1860.html

blynk · 9th October 2008, 18:20

Love the story.

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'Relax, mum - I'm not dead'

Zac Efron’s mother was left devastated when she heard a rumour her son had died.The High School Musical 3: Senior Year star was the victim of an inaccurate story published by a foreign newspaper claiming he had been killed.
He said: "I was really shocked to find out - and my mum was really upset too when I called and told her."

The 20-year-old actor also admits he is not a very good dancer, despite leading many of the set-pieces in all three of the hit Disney films.

Three sentences about his "death". And they don't even really say whay happened, and then the go an randomly talk about his dancing????

[Malks] Pixie · 14th October 2008, 11:26

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4725795a28.html

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Originally Posted by article

YouTube is so reputed for its unintelligent discussions that a software developer has created a Firefox extension, dubbed YouTube Comment Snob, which simply filters out undesirable comments on the site by searching for poor selling, bad language, excessive punctuation and capitalisation and comments with all capital letters.

Irony ++

Pixie

combatspoon · 22nd October 2008, 14:56

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4735706a11.html

Constant use of 'electrocuted' through the article, despite the fact the girl is not dead.

Le sigh.

Lightspeed · 22nd October 2008, 15:12

You should write a letter.

Cyberbob · 22nd October 2008, 15:15

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Originally Posted by combatspoon

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4735706a11.html

Constant use of 'electrocuted' through the article, despite the fact the girl is not dead.

Le sigh.

electrocuted doesn't imply to death does it?

edit: what do ya know, it does.
1. To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire.
2. To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity.

Then what the fuck do I call it when i've been zapped by electricity?

CCS · 22nd October 2008, 15:34

Shocked? Zapped? Touched by god?

DevilWTKC · 22nd October 2008, 15:35

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Originally Posted by Cyberbob

electrocuted doesn't imply to death does it?

edit: what do ya know, it does.
1. To kill with electricity: a worker who was electrocuted by a high-tension wire.
2. To execute (a condemned prisoner) by means of electricity.

Then what the fuck do I call it when i've been zapped by electricity?

I call it funny.

crocos · 22nd October 2008, 15:43

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Originally Posted by DevilWTKC

I call it funny.

HAAAARSH!! (lol)

21st September 2008, 21:29	#89
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Meh.

26th September 2008, 14:31	#94
CCS Stunt Pants	More like Gay Lord. HAHA! See what I did there? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

26th September 2008, 14:41	#96
CCS Stunt Pants	Are you on the Pees? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

6th October 2008, 18:32	#103
CCS Stunt Pants	Yay for xin! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

8th October 2008, 15:07	#111
CCS Stunt Pants	I think she was Miss New Zealand... so... yeah... She's not too bad usually, but her legs are looking pretty chunky there. Time to get jogging. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

9th September 2008, 20:46	#81
Dusty	http://www.stuff.co.nz/4686487a28.html And in other news, I had some 2 minute noodles for lunch, and Sarah from Accounts commented on my tie...

16th September 2008, 16:02	#86
xin	http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/110192/mi...d_streaker.png Last edited by xin : 16th September 2008 at 16:04.

30th September 2008, 11:22	#97
Juju get to da choppa	http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10534961 Oh so that's how this new generation are doing it! They're using fake ID's... I never would have guessed! Why didn't I think of that!

4th October 2008, 20:51	#100
madmaxii	Saturday, 04 October 2008 A tsunami is a series of waves created when a body of water, such as an ocean, is rapidly displaced. __________________ Carpe Diem

4th October 2008, 20:59	#101
crocos	Could be worse: Could have written "misplaced" __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

8th October 2008, 09:45	#104
Dusty	Worst use of a sun-flare EVER! http://www.stuff.co.nz/4719524a11.html Crotch sun flare?

8th October 2008, 10:12	#105
Juju get to da choppa	More like knee sun-flare. mmmmm knee sun-flare.

8th October 2008, 13:29	#108
Rocket	Is it just me or is Amber Peebles just RUFF as guts. http://www.stuff.co.nz/4720302a1860.html

8th October 2008, 13:59	#109
BloodDonor	dude on left looks like he has a cartoon "The Joker" smile __________________

9th October 2008, 10:32	#112
Luse	http://www.stuff.co.nz/4721336a1860.html

22nd October 2008, 14:56	#115
combatspoon	http://www.stuff.co.nz/4735706a11.html Constant use of 'electrocuted' through the article, despite the fact the girl is not dead. Le sigh.

22nd October 2008, 15:12	#116
Lightspeed	You should write a letter. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

22nd October 2008, 15:34	#118
CCS Stunt Pants	Shocked? Zapped? Touched by god? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?