What oils your gears? - Page 13

chiQ · 2nd December 2008, 12:25

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Originally Posted by leadinjector

finally getting a female client oils my gears. must be my intimidating sexuality.

Maybe they just go for the hot PTs generally.

[Malks] Pixie · 2nd December 2008, 15:23

Having spoken with a guy down south earlier on he just called me back to say thank you for the fantastic service - he wanted to take the time to say that he thought I was doing a great job - nothing more, nothing less.

Wish there were more people like that around.

Pixie

Redneck · 2nd December 2008, 15:25

When I worked at the travel agency a guy from Tahiti sent us a topless girls calendar as thanks for the NZ tours we arranged for him every summer

chiQ · 2nd December 2008, 16:12

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Originally Posted by [Malks] Pixie

Having spoken with a guy down south earlier on he just called me back to say thank you for the fantastic service - he wanted to take the time to say that he thought I was doing a great job - nothing more, nothing less.

Wish there were more people like that around.

Pixie

I love that shit. I've had a customer respond to my email asking me to pass the ticket over to my manager, then proceeding to say really lovely things about how I rock and saying they should be giving me more money, holidays, etc. That kind of feedback is a definitely gear-oiler.

MadMax · 2nd December 2008, 23:08

driving along looking at the lights along the railroad and i realise there's a train coming towards me as the track lights facing me are red, both sides of the sidings. approaching this intersection
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=-...42857142857139

(i'd be turning right, over the roundabout then onto the tracks)

and the train hasn't come yet, and there's a car in front of me. knowing there is only enough room for the car in front of me to sit between the barriers should they drop and the roundabout, i drop the truck's speed back early so i don't end up entering the roundabout too soon. sure enough the bells start ringing, lights flashing and the barriers go down doing exactly as i predicted.

the oil? being given an enthusiastic thumbs up from a guy that would have otherwise been blocked off if i had entered onto the roundabout.

google road mapping errors aside ...

Reformed_Quint · 2nd December 2008, 23:45

<3 the use of street view, very classy.

Juju · 3rd December 2008, 09:52

Going to the dentist for the first time in three years to be told my teeth are in excellent condition.

Gears, and wallet, well oiled.

SpaceCowboy · 3rd December 2008, 10:21

yea, i did the quarter-century checkup thing at the doctor recently. got a perfect bill of health, except for being slightly overweight, but i knew that already. working on it

(also the obligatory warning about the side effects of... you know)

Jonas Undrawing · 3rd December 2008, 10:35

figured out the realtime 16-step-sequencing on my mc505!

A Corpse · 3rd December 2008, 11:00

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Originally Posted by SpaceCowboy

(also the obligatory warning about the side effects of... you know)

So, eye check next?

Cyberbob · 3rd December 2008, 11:39

Green tea.

Just starting to get into it. It doesn't taste too much like dirty water now.

ZoSo · 3rd December 2008, 12:08

^ Add honey.

crocos · 3rd December 2008, 12:58

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Originally Posted by Jonas Undrawing

figured out the realtime 16-step-sequencing on my mc505!

Recording or it didn't happen!

MadMax · 3rd December 2008, 14:13

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Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Green tea. Just starting to get into it. It doesn't taste too much like dirty water now.

wait till you get served green tea which tastes more like salt water filtered through a fish plant.

flic · 3rd December 2008, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Juju

Going to the dentist for the first time in three years to be told my teeth are in excellent condition.

Gears, and wallet, well oiled.

Same happened to me but I'd waited 16 years.

Rocket · 3rd December 2008, 14:19

Lunch times in hyde park sydney.

watching all those hot office honeys at the park, bunker up within viewing distance, strip off there office skirts into bikinis, and get their tan on.

hot.

flic · 3rd December 2008, 14:22

SLUTS!

BillHague · 3rd December 2008, 14:23

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Originally Posted by flic

SLUTS!

Sluts oil my gears, too.

caffiend · 3rd December 2008, 14:24

Finding out my cousin is involved in the doco production for the upcoming 7 Worlds Collide concert, and standing a pretty good chance of being hooked up backstage...

Trigger · 3rd December 2008, 14:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Lunch times in hyde park sydney.

watching all those hot office honeys at the park, bunker up within viewing distance, strip off there office skirts into bikinis, and get their tan on.

hot.

shazam! that's some definite *fap* *fap* material right there

Ab · 3rd December 2008, 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

driving along looking at the lights along the railroad and i realise there's a train coming towards me as the track lights facing me are red, both sides of the sidings. approaching this intersection
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=-...42857142857139

(i'd be turning right, over the roundabout then onto the tracks)

and the train hasn't come yet, and there's a car in front of me. knowing there is only enough room for the car in front of me to sit between the barriers should they drop and the roundabout, i drop the truck's speed back early so i don't end up entering the roundabout too soon. sure enough the bells start ringing, lights flashing and the barriers go down doing exactly as i predicted.

the oil? being given an enthusiastic thumbs up from a guy that would have otherwise been blocked off if i had entered onto the roundabout.

google road mapping errors aside ...

+1, awesome use of street view in post

CCS · 3rd December 2008, 15:15

Yeah, awesome use of Street View but I still don't get the situation he's trying to explain. Maybe I'm just dumb

10 merit points anyway.

Speaking of Street View use, the Herald made somewhat odd use of Street View in this article - http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10546268

I can't wait til they use GSV for every news item. Man Stabbed To Death In Auckland CBD. See Where It Happened With Google Street View

Ab · 3rd December 2008, 15:18

New 24" Imac arriving about 36 hours after ordering oils my gears...

Ajax · 3rd December 2008, 15:26

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Originally Posted by MadMax

driving along looking at the lights along the railroad

Bunnythorpe reprezent - home of an unfeasibly large motorcycle! I've seen several traffic accidents at that intersection over the years. My old man has a farm near Colyton, which is just up the road.

crocos · 3rd December 2008, 16:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Lunch times in hyde park sydney.

watching all those hot office honeys at the park, bunker up within viewing distance, strip off there office skirts into bikinis, and get their tan on.

hot.

Pics (and lots of them) or it didn't happen!

Someone had to say it!

dead goon · 3rd December 2008, 16:37

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Originally Posted by Ab

New 24" Imac arriving about 36 hours after ordering oils my gears...

give meeee.

Farmer Joe · 3rd December 2008, 20:08

The new(ish) Dyson Air Blade... a hand dryer that actually works!

MadMax · 3rd December 2008, 21:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Yeah, awesome use of Street View but I still don't get the situation he's trying to explain. Maybe I'm just dumb

perhaps it should have read "driving along a road running parallel to a train track, i'm looking at the track lights along the way and i realise there's a train coming towards me because the track lights facing me are red, both sides of the sidings."

in a nutshell, i predict a train is coming towards me up a track parallel to the road i'm on. eventually i'll need to cross this track. others may speed up to try and beat the train to the crossing. because of this prediction i save myself from entering and blocking an intersection before the crossing signals cut the traffic off. thumbs up in appreciation given from a passing motorist made me day.

todays oil: some pams line of canned tomatoes made tonights meal

BloodDonor · 3rd December 2008, 21:27

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Originally Posted by crocos

Pics (and lots of them) or it didn't happen!

Someone had to say it!

HD video cameras are cheap these days

flic · 3rd December 2008, 21:49

Yes, and they make very large files. I can get an hour onto 16G

Ashley · 3rd December 2008, 23:40

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Originally Posted by Farmer Joe

The new(ish) Dyson Air Blade... a hand dryer that actually works!

I came across one a fe months back. Do not understand why they are not everywhere! So cool!

CCS · 4th December 2008, 00:36

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Originally Posted by flic

Yes, and they make very large files. I can get an hour onto 16G

Uhhh... generally you want to compress that shit.

StN · 4th December 2008, 08:51

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Originally Posted by Farmer Joe

The new(ish) Dyson Air Blade... a hand dryer that actually works!

I often wondered (when switched to hardcore Hannibal mode) if the dunny air dryer business was in fact a psych test the got wildly out of hand. Whenever you visit a public washroom, there is an expectatuion that there will be a blower - but they never bloody work This doesn't stop dunny designers plopping one in there just the same. Almost as if some smarmy prick 40 years ago thought "Hmm, I wonder if I can convince people they need this 3rd party service provided, that does nothing, but will become a defacto standard?" all the while becoming rich of a patent for a machine that results in you wiping your hands on your strides. Quite possibly a consipiracy involving drycleaners too.

Then Dyson comes along and makes one that actually works.

SpaceCowboy · 4th December 2008, 10:32

as with most things apparently not working, youre just not doing it right. you should not just present freshly washed and wetted hands to the dryer - it will do fuck all. you must drip dry the majority of the water in the sink, and then rub your hands when in the dryer. youll be bone dry.

StN · 4th December 2008, 11:17

I prefer my bone to not be dry.

arkanix · 4th December 2008, 11:32

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Originally Posted by StN

I prefer my bone to not be dry.

Friction burps the worm.

Sgt Seb · 5th December 2008, 00:53

Wikipedia and Google. My two favourite things on the internet

Hurtuso · 5th December 2008, 13:07

http://www.youtube.com/symphony
kewl, there are other things like this around but this is like google and they're like real big. Lol, you could so cheat on your video

Cyberbob · 5th December 2008, 13:19

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Originally Posted by arkanix

Friction burps the worm.

Rhythm attracts the worm.

crocos · 5th December 2008, 15:58

WOMG: JB HiFi opening in the BNZ Centre, Wellington. Rocking by the store today, it looks like it's good to open this weekend or Monday - stocking the shelves, door-alarm-things in-place, etc.

More for somewhere close by for getting games than anything else. If I'm going to buy music I'd still rather hike over to RG.

So close by it may even tempt sarge to become a gamer again!

2nd December 2008, 23:08	#485
MadMax Stuff	driving along looking at the lights along the railroad and i realise there's a train coming towards me as the track lights facing me are red, both sides of the sidings. approaching this intersection http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=-...42857142857139 (i'd be turning right, over the roundabout then onto the tracks) and the train hasn't come yet, and there's a car in front of me. knowing there is only enough room for the car in front of me to sit between the barriers should they drop and the roundabout, i drop the truck's speed back early so i don't end up entering the roundabout too soon. sure enough the bells start ringing, lights flashing and the barriers go down doing exactly as i predicted. the oil? being given an enthusiastic thumbs up from a guy that would have otherwise been blocked off if i had entered onto the roundabout. google road mapping errors aside ... __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 2nd December 2008 at 23:11.

3rd December 2008, 10:21	#488
SpaceCowboy Here be dragons	yea, i did the quarter-century checkup thing at the doctor recently. got a perfect bill of health, except for being slightly overweight, but i knew that already. working on it (also the obligatory warning about the side effects of... you know) __________________ Peace.

3rd December 2008, 14:22	#497
flic Dee Hast Mish	SLUTS! __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

3rd December 2008, 15:15	#502
CCS Stunt Pants	Yeah, awesome use of Street View but I still don't get the situation he's trying to explain. Maybe I'm just dumb 10 merit points anyway. Speaking of Street View use, the Herald made somewhat odd use of Street View in this article - http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10546268 I can't wait til they use GSV for every news item. Man Stabbed To Death In Auckland CBD. See Where It Happened With Google Street View __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

3rd December 2008, 21:49	#510
flic Dee Hast Mish	Yes, and they make very large files. I can get an hour onto 16G __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

2nd December 2008, 15:23	#482
[Malks] Pixie	Having spoken with a guy down south earlier on he just called me back to say thank you for the fantastic service - he wanted to take the time to say that he thought I was doing a great job - nothing more, nothing less. Wish there were more people like that around. Pixie __________________ Civilised is as civilised does and civilised people walk among us.

2nd December 2008, 15:25	#483
Redneck	When I worked at the travel agency a guy from Tahiti sent us a topless girls calendar as thanks for the NZ tours we arranged for him every summer

2nd December 2008, 23:45	#486
Reformed_Quint	<3 the use of street view, very classy.

3rd December 2008, 09:52	#487
Juju get to da choppa	Going to the dentist for the first time in three years to be told my teeth are in excellent condition. Gears, and wallet, well oiled.

3rd December 2008, 10:35	#489
Jonas Undrawing	figured out the realtime 16-step-sequencing on my mc505!

3rd December 2008, 11:39	#491
Cyberbob	Green tea. Just starting to get into it. It doesn't taste too much like dirty water now. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

3rd December 2008, 14:19	#496
Rocket	Lunch times in hyde park sydney. watching all those hot office honeys at the park, bunker up within viewing distance, strip off there office skirts into bikinis, and get their tan on. hot.

3rd December 2008, 14:24	#499
caffiend	Finding out my cousin is involved in the doco production for the upcoming 7 Worlds Collide concert, and standing a pretty good chance of being hooked up backstage... __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone so unhappy these days?

3rd December 2008, 15:18	#503
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	New 24" Imac arriving about 36 hours after ordering oils my gears...

3rd December 2008, 20:08	#507
Farmer Joe Word To Your Motherboard!	The new(ish) Dyson Air Blade... a hand dryer that actually works!

4th December 2008, 10:32	#514
SpaceCowboy Here be dragons	as with most things apparently not working, youre just not doing it right. you should not just present freshly washed and wetted hands to the dryer - it will do fuck all. you must drip dry the majority of the water in the sink, and then rub your hands when in the dryer. youll be bone dry. __________________ Peace.

4th December 2008, 11:17	#515
StN I have detailed files	I prefer my bone to not be dry.

5th December 2008, 00:53	#517
Sgt Seb Up Unt At Dem!	Wikipedia and Google. My two favourite things on the internet

5th December 2008, 13:07	#518
Hurtuso	http://www.youtube.com/symphony kewl, there are other things like this around but this is like google and they're like real big. Lol, you could so cheat on your video

5th December 2008, 15:58	#520
crocos	WOMG: JB HiFi opening in the BNZ Centre, Wellington. Rocking by the store today, it looks like it's good to open this weekend or Monday - stocking the shelves, door-alarm-things in-place, etc. More for somewhere close by for getting games than anything else. If I'm going to buy music I'd still rather hike over to RG. So close by it may even tempt sarge to become a gamer again! __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية Last edited by crocos : 5th December 2008 at 16:00.