Random Thoughts II

[Stalk3r]

i said i was sorry, jesus, they were meant for CCS

[fixed_truth]

Originally Posted by xor

Jesus, saw some horrific pictures that could almost turn me vegetarian :/

You googled blue waffle?

[xor]

Originally Posted by Stalk3r

i said i was sorry, jesus, they were meant for CCS

dis guy.

Nah, I saw some real disturbing pictures of cattle being slaughtered. It's compounded with the fact that the work that I do requires me to be around blood. Actually felt physically ill when I looked at my lunch :/

[aR Que]

Gutz bro! Speaking of nasty ass shit, been asked to look into a way to compost meat works waste, uuugh.
Just gotta drive paste the meat works oxidation ponds after a big kill to know, dis ain't gonna be good.

[CCS]

Da fuck? I thought you worked in IT. Do you fix computers in a blood bank?

[p01s0n]

q-dogs an engineer

(a really bad one at that)

[aR Que]

i also thought he worked in IT, not me, i know what i do, kind of, some kind of pseudo, to be sure.

[p01s0n]

oh i c. im not actually reading the thread, just posting

[xor]

Originally Posted by CCS

Da fuck? I thought you worked in IT. Do you fix computers in a blood bank?

I got out of IT a while ago, an opportunity as a contract killer came up so I went for the interview and they liked me well enough to put me on for a trial period. So far it's going great and everyone is happy with the work I do. The only downside is the meat/blood thing.

[CCS]

Hahaha, that's really great. But seriously, da fuck?

[aR Que]

xor is starting to scare me Don't kill me, kthxbye

[Stalk3r]

wesley snipes hired him to do IT on the next movie

[p01s0n]

x0r is this u

[xor]

Originally Posted by p01s0n

x0r is this u

lol no, that's Javier Bardem.

[chiQ]

Pepsi, BaM:

http://www.spcacupcakeday.co.nz/

Think of the small furry things.

[Pepsi]

Originally Posted by chiQ

Pepsi, BaM:

http://www.spcacupcakeday.co.nz/

Think of the small furry things.

Hehe, yeah they are organizing it at my kids' school so I've already been asked to contribute.. decapitated kitten cupcakes?

[CCS]

How 'bout prolapsed rectum cupcakes?

[p01s0n]

my suggestions:


gorilla - huge

[xor]

So Prince Harry eh?

[pxpx]

Living the life, like a ginger bawse.

[Spink]

lol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

An elderly parishioner has stunned Spanish cultural officials with an alarming and unauthorised attempt to restore a prized Jesus Christ fresco.

[Pimp-X]

I wonder where I could go to source some V&H Cruzers for my V-Star 650. Hmmm.

[chiQ]

Classy town:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10828053

[A Corpse]

Haha when I saw your description I figured it'd be something about Hamilton. We do get that down here too though. We need a peopleofpaknsave.com like the US has peopleofwalmart.com. :/

[aR Que]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/america...arijuana-smoke

Got a new job, heaps of side benefits

[Cyberbob]

Now I know squat about cars, but my mum paid a lot of money to fix a transmission problem, and then a couple months later it has the exact same problem.. At what point can the blame start getting pointed at the shop for not fixing the problem?

[Saladin]

So the new owner(s) of the mexican place in the BNZ centre foodcourt has rebranded as "Don Tacos", and all the staff now wear shirts declaring "I love Tacos". Yet there are no tacos on the menu*. Is there a secret menu like In-N-Out. Should I ask for some tacos?

* waits for someone to point out that a burrito can also be known as a taco de harina, or that it's not really the BNZ centre anymore

[Deadmeat]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Now I know squat about cars, but my mum paid a lot of money to fix a transmission problem, and then a couple months later it has the exact same problem.. At what point can the blame start getting pointed at the shop for not fixing the problem?

If it's the same problem and they failed to fix it then you have grounds for a CGA complaint. I'd start by getting a second opinion from another garage.

[aR Que]

What if (more likely) they fixed what they thought was the problem, which wasn't actually the problem?

[chiQ]

I think it's safe to say their work did not hold up, unless they stated that it would recur soon before undertaking the job. Just go back to them and ask what they plan to do about it.

[StN]

Normally, when I leave work (near the airport), every man and his dog is trying to turn into one road, which backs up from a roundabout, and every now and then someone lets you in. Today I saw a police bike hoon past as I was rocking up to said intersection, and made a mental note to keep it down for a bit. Then I saw a hearse - not out of the ordinary - normally we see one on the way to the Crem place just around the corner.

But this one had a flag on the coffin.

And then it was followed by another one.

And another one.

And several vans with lights on, and dress uniformed army chaps.

I got a bit introspective and waited for a gap in the traffic.

[doppelgänger of someone]

"So... these pasty Japanese look nothing like soldiers..."

"So... LET'S SHOOT THEM."

[chiQ]

Excerpt from spam received today:

Originally Posted by Spam

If you are struggling with frizzy whisker you can have a stab putting a disconcerted amount of influence cream in your hands then perpetual it past your hair.

[Spink]

Shamefully addicted to $4 value pizzas from dominos, anyone know some good options for affordable food that is healthy and filling? Like stuff from a supermarket that isn't 2 minute noodles.

[aR Que]

crack is pretty good.

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by Spink

Shamefully addicted to $4 value pizzas from dominos, anyone know some good options for affordable food that is healthy and filling? Like stuff from a supermarket that isn't 2 minute noodles.

I invent and make slow-cooker dishes and those do for both lunch and dinner. I probably spend about $40 a week on food at the moment.

Now I just need a larger freezer so I can mix them up. After days of eating the same thing over and over again it gets a bit old!

As for stuff you can grab from the supermarket and eat right away. A few bread rolls, a quarter of a cooked chicken/couple of hundred grams of ham/beef, a big tomato, and a small bag of salad will last you a few days for lunch.

[Saladin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beans_and_rice

[^BITES^]

Originally Posted by chiQ

I invent and make slow-cooker dishes and those do for both lunch and dinner. I probably spend about $40 a week on food at the moment.

Now I just need a larger freezer so I can mix them up. After days of eating the same thing over and over again it gets a bit old!

As for stuff you can grab from the supermarket and eat right away. A few bread rolls, a quarter of a cooked chicken/couple of hundred grams of ham/beef, a big tomato, and a small bag of salad will last you a few days for lunch.

Word.

8 hour curries are the bizness very nom nom nom....

[StN]

Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance...

What have you done?

Something about going balls out, Sheryl Crow, killing two birds with one stone - Oh and being a drugs cheat.

[Ab]

A cycling drug cheat? Never. Next thing you'll be telling me boxing is dodgy.