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22nd April 2014, 16:53 | #1 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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kids these days I don't even
So you're a scared 17 year old female, walking alone at night, and you're being followed. You've got a phone but it's almost out of charge.
Do you: a) call police for help, or b) make a post to Facebook about it http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/i-need-hel...422-370w1.html |
22nd April 2014, 18:16 | #2 |
I felt shocked
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<insert picture of charlie sheen wining>
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22nd April 2014, 18:50 | #3 |
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I don't know what the fuck you aussie bastards are teaching your kids these days, but when I was a kid we had Constable Keith and Sniff. Our school got a visit from Constable Keith who told us all about how to dial 111 and all that safety shit and he even let a kid put on the handcuffs.
I guess there's no community constable type visiting the schools these days and telling children to pull their bloody nose out of their Facespace when they cross the road and call the bloody police on that telephone thing if they're in danger. Look at that fucken dog. You'd swear it was alive! Nowdays, kids are just taught to say FTP to cops.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
22nd April 2014, 21:29 | #4 |
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Quicker to post on facebook, uses less battery and good chance someone will call cops for you when your battery dies.
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22nd April 2014, 22:05 | #5 |
Stunt Pants
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wat
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
22nd April 2014, 22:40 | #6 |
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22nd April 2014, 22:44 | #7 |
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Just FYI, when my phone's on 1%, I can't make a call before it shuts down.
And that's an iPhone, so like, if that can't do it, nothing can.
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22nd April 2014, 23:37 | #8 |
Stuff
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post to nzgames. loads quicker.
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23rd April 2014, 09:46 | #9 |
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I can understand not having enough battery to call police but that facebook post doesn't seem urgent or descriptive enough to me.
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23rd April 2014, 12:34 | #10 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Well if she survives and leaves intensive care I'm sure someone will ask her why.
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23rd April 2014, 17:48 | #11 |
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Mental note for when I eventually give my kids smart phones: block use of any non-essentials apps when battery drops below 5%.
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24th April 2014, 17:53 | #12 | |
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Quote:
When seconds count the police are only minutes away!
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'noone' is NOT a word! Try 'no one' instead. |
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24th April 2014, 19:11 | #13 |
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That was my first thought as well... but when your kids are in danger you don't exactly want to give cynical advice.
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