Random Thoughts II - Page 561

crocos · 3rd June 2010, 16:57

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Originally Posted by Rocket

just jumped into a little website for myself, installed joomla on one of bams vm machines, now to design the site.. think im gunna regret this

Your first mistake was installing Joomla.

crocos · 3rd June 2010, 17:11

I am shocked, saddened and disappointed how few of my co-workers (including those younger - and dare I say it, "hipper" than me) have no idea what the shocker is.

Reformed_Quint · 3rd June 2010, 17:12

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Originally Posted by StN

I am all for saving lives, but if fines are gonna result from the margin of error contributed to by differences in tyre tread...

It's fucking retarded. Removing the 10km tolerance is really going to stop those people doing 140 and killing themselves / others.

Way to target the right people, Police.

Bandalador · 3rd June 2010, 17:18

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Originally Posted by CCS

I've witnessed that same thing and I am none the wiser than you are. My theory is this: I've heard of gyms where they act like they're in the military - the trainer acts like a drill instructor and the members act like recruits. It sounds like a lot of shit to me, like the gym bunnies feel like they a bunch of tough cunts. Anyways, I guess they have a mandatory uniform for part of the experience.

Could be that, could be something else entirely. I'd also considered the possibility that it's something to do with the local fire station, but the number of people jogging around (and with no fire insignia on their clothes) suggests it's not.

Nah, they're way to unconcerned with their appearance to be gym fags.
Another thing is, they all look of similar age and none look over 20-25 tops. I thought it might be some kind of juvenile corrections/boot camp type deal or maybe a training academy for a branch of military but who knows. That's it, next time I see them I'm asking what they're playing at.

Reformed_Quint · 3rd June 2010, 17:21

Could just be some TF jokers.

Wearing bike pants with stubbies over the top with a green shirt?

com · 3rd June 2010, 17:24

wtb delete option.

Bandalador · 3rd June 2010, 17:25

Yup. You're probably right, RQ.

Lord Pidgington · 3rd June 2010, 17:46

All it did was provide an ingrained mental image of what it'd be like when Warrick's sex stories actually take place (i.e. big ginger dude cleans out the yeast infection from trashy blond girl's cunt).

Previously such forum stories never made this migration to ingrained mental imagery, and were interpreted merely as simple amusement.

Fuck knows how anyone is expected to get a hard-on and sustain it through to ejaculation watching that vid (I challenge any NZGer to try it). I sure pity the twats that will end up purchasing the DVD with high expections.

crocos · 3rd June 2010, 17:58

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Originally Posted by Lord Pidgington

All it did was provide an ingrained mental image of what it'd be like when Warrick's sex stories actually take place

Gee thanks. I had up until then avoided making that association.

Other than that agreed: Utterly crap to watch, extreme turn-off material.

Juju · 3rd June 2010, 17:59

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Originally Posted by Bandalador

I've worked in Albany, North Shore for over 5 years now and I always see these teams of guys running around the streets in what looks like a PT uniform, often lugging around huge logs, tractor tyres or other awkward objects. Looks really strange in the middle of an industrial estate. I've always wondered but never asked..
What the hell are they up to? Is there a killbot factory in Albany or is some CEO taking team building to a ridiculous level?

This my friend is these guys: http://www.advancetraining.co.nz/

They're in Rothwell. It's for 5th form dropouts who think it will get them a shoe in into the Police/Army.

Lightspeed · 3rd June 2010, 18:07

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Originally Posted by crocos

Gee thanks. I had up until then avoided making that association.

Other than that agreed: Utterly crap to watch, extreme turn-off material.

Does she do anything particularly nasty? I saw some interview with her, and she was saying something like "I want people to know I'm not like that." Which made me think "not like what?" Not a person who enjoys sex?

dylan · 3rd June 2010, 18:20

The best bit is the last 20 seconds, when they begin squabbling after he starts to ejaculate inside her, and she snootily hops off and leaves the room, while he is left looking dejected on the side of the bed with his penis dribbling into his hand

Warrick · 3rd June 2010, 18:28

hmm, never heard of this kendra person or her sex tape. where can i see this shit?

madmaxii · 3rd June 2010, 18:52

Warrick!

http://nzgames.com/forums/showthread...ra#post1784009

Bandalador · 3rd June 2010, 18:56

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Originally Posted by Juju

This my friend is these guys: http://www.advancetraining.co.nz/

They're in Rothwell. It's for 5th form dropouts who think it will get them a shoe in into the Police/Army.

Hah! See, tolya it was some juvie punks.

Rocket · 3rd June 2010, 19:03

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Originally Posted by crocos

Your first mistake was installing Joomla.

what would u suggest crocos? wordpress?

crocos · 3rd June 2010, 19:17

Go old school: SSI-enabled HTML

Torka · 3rd June 2010, 20:11

America responds to the growing number of police brutality videos appearing on the internet...by criminalising the recording of police

http://gizmodo.com/5553765/are-cameras-the-new-guns

looooooooooooooool

StN · 3rd June 2010, 20:37

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Originally Posted by Warrick

hmm, never heard of this kendra person or her sex tape. where can i see this shit?

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Originally Posted by StN

First KFC, then Star Wars and Aliens. WTF did you do growing up?

Fair enough because she hasn't been a Playmate. Bet it didn't stop Hugh though.

Warrick · 3rd June 2010, 21:42

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Originally Posted by madmaxii

Warrick!

http://nzgames.com/forums/showthread...ra#post1784009

cheers, just finished watching, well skimming through the video. What a waste of fucken time.

props to the ginge homo though, guess he bagged a pretty tight piece of ass there.

chiQ · 3rd June 2010, 22:33

OW!:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

Who tears off a testicle? I mean, really!

StN · 3rd June 2010, 22:46

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Who tears off a testicle? I mean, really!

Why the dredge? It was 5 years ago...

chiQ · 3rd June 2010, 22:53

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Originally Posted by StN

It was 5 years ago...

And...?

Rocket: Try Drupal.

Ab · 3rd June 2010, 22:54

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Originally Posted by crocos

Your first mistake was installing Joomla.

StN · 3rd June 2010, 23:11

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Originally Posted by chiQ

And...?

Well the disturbing thing is that she only got 2 1/2 years, so she's probably out now.

Lightspeed · 3rd June 2010, 23:39

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Originally Posted by chiQ

OW!:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

Who tears off a testicle? I mean, really!

How did you find your way to that article..?

Redneck · 4th June 2010, 00:30

Old stories regularly pop up in the BBC's "most popular stories now" box

xor · 4th June 2010, 08:30

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A sexual abuse trial was aborted after a juror revealed he became aroused while listening to evidence from the alleged victims.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10649592

CCS · 4th June 2010, 09:31

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It is understood she was told the male juror had confided to his fellow jurors that he had been sexually aroused by the victims' evidence but had coped on Tuesday by wearing a condom in the courtroom.

wat

Kryten · 4th June 2010, 09:39

Watched "Beer Wars" last night - pretty decent documentary on the US beer industry and some of the stuff around marketing and distribution was very interesting (and made me more than a little angry). Unfortunately it's a bit old now and some of it wandered unnecessarily, but it's made me want to track down some Dogfish Head beer to try - anyone seen it locally?

wugambino · 4th June 2010, 09:56

I was pretty surprised when I saw the cover for the latest Project Managers Network Magazine

and even more so that in an IT team of 40 only 2 people got the joke ... new jacks

StN · 4th June 2010, 09:59

Needs more gold ring.

Reformed_Quint · 4th June 2010, 10:01

Made a Monica Lewinsky joke the other day. No one got it, too fucking old to hang out with sub 20 yos

StN · 4th June 2010, 10:03

One of the new Scottish chaps here at work was asking why I wasn't wearing my normal clothes today. We have this thing in summer where it's Hawaiian shirt Friday, and in winter it's Super-14 jersey friday. As it's been so bloody cold, and we are apparantly "not engaged" enough, I decided to mix it up and wear a Hawaiian shirt as the puddles froze over outside.

He wondered why I was cracking up laughing, and I had to explain to him, in the crowded café, that my casual attire was considered Mufti, not Muff Day.

ceer · 4th June 2010, 11:35

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Originally Posted by Kryten

Watched "Beer Wars" last night - pretty decent documentary on the US beer industry and some of the stuff around marketing and distribution was very interesting (and made me more than a little angry). Unfortunately it's a bit old now and some of it wandered unnecessarily, but it's made me want to track down some Dogfish Head beer to try - anyone seen it locally?

Yeah...wanting to watch this. I make my own so like those sort of docos...a bit old now? was only released last year.

Never heard of Dogfish Head but sounds interesting.

CCS · 4th June 2010, 11:42

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Made a Monica Lewinsky joke the other day. No one got it, too fucking old to hang out with sub 20 yos

Lawl, that's so 90s. Those sub-20 yr olds would've been knee high to a snakes arse.

Fucken sub-20 yr olds.

Juju · 4th June 2010, 11:52

Reading online newspaper article comments made by Joe Public is like when you were a kid, sitting in the lounge in front of the TV while your dad made snippet remarks about stuff on the news and you rolled your eyes; only with 1000 dads, all with slightly different views and levels of emotion.

Reformed_Quint · 4th June 2010, 11:57

My flatmates leave the room when the news comes on. Get pretty fired up sometimes :/

StN · 4th June 2010, 12:00

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Originally Posted by Juju

... sitting in the lounge in front of the TV while your dad made snippet remarks about stuff on the news and you rolled your eyes; only with 1000 dads, all with slightly different views and levels of emotion.

Imagine if Crocos was your Dad - it would look like you had Torrets ticks.

Rince · 4th June 2010, 12:07

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Originally Posted by StN

Imagine if Crocos was a Dad

o_O
/shudder

3rd June 2010, 17:11	#22402
crocos	I am shocked, saddened and disappointed how few of my co-workers (including those younger - and dare I say it, "hipper" than me) have no idea what the shocker is. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

3rd June 2010, 17:21	#22405
Reformed_Quint	Could just be some TF jokers. Wearing bike pants with stubbies over the top with a green shirt?

3rd June 2010, 17:24	#22406
com porntube.	wtb delete option.

3rd June 2010, 17:25	#22407
Bandalador	Yup. You're probably right, RQ.

3rd June 2010, 17:46	#22408
Lord Pidgington	The Kendra Sex Tape.... All it did was provide an ingrained mental image of what it'd be like when Warrick's sex stories actually take place (i.e. big ginger dude cleans out the yeast infection from trashy blond girl's cunt). Previously such forum stories never made this migration to ingrained mental imagery, and were interpreted merely as simple amusement. Fuck knows how anyone is expected to get a hard-on and sustain it through to ejaculation watching that vid (I challenge any NZGer to try it). I sure pity the twats that will end up purchasing the DVD with high expections.

3rd June 2010, 18:20	#22412
dylan Huh?	The best bit is the last 20 seconds, when they begin squabbling after he starts to ejaculate inside her, and she snootily hops off and leaves the room, while he is left looking dejected on the side of the bed with his penis dribbling into his hand

3rd June 2010, 18:28	#22413
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	hmm, never heard of this kendra person or her sex tape. where can i see this shit?

3rd June 2010, 18:52	#22414
madmaxii	Warrick! http://nzgames.com/forums/showthread...ra#post1784009 __________________ Carpe Diem

3rd June 2010, 19:17	#22417
crocos	Go old school: SSI-enabled HTML __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

3rd June 2010, 20:11	#22418
Torka	America responds to the growing number of police brutality videos appearing on the internet...by criminalising the recording of police http://gizmodo.com/5553765/are-cameras-the-new-guns looooooooooooooool

3rd June 2010, 22:33	#22421
chiQ Frag-muff	OW!: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm Who tears off a testicle? I mean, really!

4th June 2010, 00:30	#22427
Redneck	Old stories regularly pop up in the BBC's "most popular stories now" box

4th June 2010, 09:39	#22430
Kryten	Watched "Beer Wars" last night - pretty decent documentary on the US beer industry and some of the stuff around marketing and distribution was very interesting (and made me more than a little angry). Unfortunately it's a bit old now and some of it wandered unnecessarily, but it's made me want to track down some Dogfish Head beer to try - anyone seen it locally?

4th June 2010, 09:56	#22431
wugambino Electric Boogaloo	I was pretty surprised when I saw the cover for the latest Project Managers Network Magazine and even more so that in an IT team of 40 only 2 people got the joke ... new jacks

4th June 2010, 09:59	#22432
StN I have detailed files	Needs more gold ring.

4th June 2010, 10:01	#22433
Reformed_Quint	Made a Monica Lewinsky joke the other day. No one got it, too fucking old to hang out with sub 20 yos

4th June 2010, 10:03	#22434
StN I have detailed files	One of the new Scottish chaps here at work was asking why I wasn't wearing my normal clothes today. We have this thing in summer where it's Hawaiian shirt Friday, and in winter it's Super-14 jersey friday. As it's been so bloody cold, and we are apparantly "not engaged" enough, I decided to mix it up and wear a Hawaiian shirt as the puddles froze over outside. He wondered why I was cracking up laughing, and I had to explain to him, in the crowded café, that my casual attire was considered Mufti, not Muff Day.

4th June 2010, 11:52	#22437
Juju get to da choppa	Reading online newspaper article comments made by Joe Public is like when you were a kid, sitting in the lounge in front of the TV while your dad made snippet remarks about stuff on the news and you rolled your eyes; only with 1000 dads, all with slightly different views and levels of emotion.

4th June 2010, 11:57	#22438
Reformed_Quint	My flatmates leave the room when the news comes on. Get pretty fired up sometimes :/