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Old 28th May 2004, 19:32     #201
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Not the best, but I felt I needed to catch up :P

There once was a complete priQ,
who had it in for the chiQ.
He posted so mean
that she made a big scene,
but she's sad now he's been niQQed.

There once were the Orphans of Hades
Who liked to make fragging playdates
but hurris do cell
so they can tell
each other where Orphans are laid up.

I'm incredibly proud to be a Hurri...
I'm Orphan too, no worries...
I'm an obot as well..
HO.H.Obot, that's swell.
I guess my tag's a clan slurry.

New chicks come into our sphere
and get spaded up to their ears.
Then we get bored,
dub them forum whores,
And try and prong their derrieres.
 
Old 28th May 2004, 19:54     #202
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
For closure

There's a guy I know called Abaddon
who believes that his dick is SO long.
Deluded young man,
since it doesn't hang
much lower than the hem of his thong.
 
Old 28th May 2004, 20:34     #203
Damoinion
 
Not Good Eithor

There was posted a poem from chiQ
About a young man in the nick.
What makes this so sad
Is that her rhyming was bad,
For the lack of the mention of flic.
 
Old 28th May 2004, 20:44     #204
Damoinion
 
At the risk of seeming negative,
Black-Kats sig is so repetitive.
I AM THE CUDDLE SLUT!!
Will drive me off my nut.
I need some more scots highland sedative.

Last edited by Damoinion : 28th May 2004 at 20:46.
 
Old 28th May 2004, 20:50     #205
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
YUO=LAME

My tolerance is in question,
To people after attention.
The "cuddle slut!" chants,
Are lamer than "pants!",
I feel a hate crime coming on.
 
Old 28th May 2004, 21:16     #206
Damoinion
 
Now Whippy has my vote,
At least on the cuddle note.
'Cos she may be a dunce,
I ask her nicely this once,
To ration the use of that quote!

Last edited by Damoinion : 28th May 2004 at 21:19.
 
Old 28th May 2004, 23:31     #207
Therm
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Rabble
Time for some Current Evernts:

There once was BlackKat, a newbie,
Who said she could outdrink a aussie
then Cookie spoke up
said "come on, drink up"
and black kat began to worry.

There once was a Therm from Palmy
Who Thermed a Therm was balmy
Therm Therm a Therm
and Thermed the Therm
and the Therm Therm Therm smarmy.

There once was a gamer forum
that seemed to be getting boring
then newbies invaded
and someone spaded
Now sit back and watch the whoring.
New Plymouth..
 
Old 29th May 2004, 01:17     #208
Damoinion
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Therm
New Plymouth..
We are waiting for the rest....
OR not as the case may be, seeing as who is trying to appear as if they could make a clever post.
As per usual, anal freaks are welcome tro edit my spelling.
 
Old 29th May 2004, 01:34     #209
Damoinion
 
We're looking for flatmates in (09),
'Net friendly is the design.
So when we heard from the Therm,
There was no Ummm Errmm
That kind of animal we decline.
 
Old 29th May 2004, 02:42     #210
-Dr.J-
 
Ok ok ok I think we should start making limericks in other threads whenever it fits. Which is like, never. But yes.
 
Old 29th May 2004, 10:44     #211
Inferno
 
there once was a man DR.J
if you kill him in games he will say
now thats bs hax
you use only hacked packs
I'll get admins to keep you away
 
Old 29th May 2004, 20:00     #212
Slothking
 
Moo complained to the broadcasting station,
'You're degrading Redheads to the nation!
We all think it's a crime'
But, quite unlike Moo, I'm
Most happy with my pubes' pigmentation.

Two guys named Alistair and Steve
Wrote songs like you wouldn't believe
'I do not know why
I post here but I
Know for sure that I'll never leave'
 
Old 29th May 2004, 20:24     #213
Bogan
 
As I rock out to Flogging Molly
I am feeling Jolly for posting
a simple and silly limerick
to nzgames reg-u-laaaaaars!
 
Old 29th May 2004, 21:54     #214
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bogan
As I rock out to Flogging Molly
I am feeling Jolly for posting
a simple and silly limerick
to nzgames reg-u-laaaaaars!
Where's this limerick then?
 
Old 29th May 2004, 22:30     #215
Trigger
Laserman
 
First time I clicked on this page,
It made me light up with rage,
This thread is crap,
You guys can't rap,
Useless cunts, get off the bloody stage.
 
Old 25th November 2004, 18:32     #216
Ard Righ
 
Talking

Quote:
Originally posted by Trigger
First time I clicked on this page,
It made me light up with rage,
This thread is crap,
You guys can't rap,
Useless cunts, get off the bloody stage.
 
Old 25th November 2004, 19:18     #217
Inferno
 
There once was a man named Dave.
He dug up a prostitutes grave.
She was moldy as shit
and had just one tit
but look at the money he saved.

Humpty dumpty sat on the bed
and little bo peep was giving him head.
As soon as he came
she started to weep
by the taste she knew he'd been fucking her sheep
 
Old 25th November 2004, 19:46     #218
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
I'm coming to welly again
Hangovers can be quite a pain
A few games of pool
Who's that there on the stool?!
for the sake of the rhyme his name's Wayne
 
Old 25th November 2004, 20:09     #219
StN
I have detailed files
 
Come now, young lady called Flic
I don't mean to be a right prick
You may truncate my name
But it's not quite the same
And I've ever had blokes on my dick!
 
Old 25th November 2004, 20:47     #220
Slothking
 
StN, your latest thread deposit
Was not that well thought out, or was it?
It's probably clever
To change that to 'never'
Unless you've come out of the closet.
 
Old 25th November 2004, 20:52     #221
StN
I have detailed files
 
It's not that I'm down on my luck,
But my typing seems to have run amok
And on rereading my words
Across several suburbs,
Was a resonding loud cry of "OH FUCK!"

I think the lad has spilt something on his keyboard.

Last edited by StN : 25th November 2004 at 20:54.
 
Old 25th November 2004, 21:00     #222
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
say the letters alone S.T.N
look up from the keyboard, and then
smirk just a bit
cos you made such a tit
of yourself, but what's new, eh my friend?
 
Old 25th November 2004, 21:06     #223
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
There was a man called STN
Who admitted to being a homo
Blah blah blah
Blah de blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
 
Old 25th November 2004, 22:38     #224
JERI
 
Laugh God bless this thread

Quote:
Originally posted by Inferno
There once was a man named Dave.
He dug up a prostitutes grave.
She was moldy as shit
and had just one tit
but look at the money he saved.
Today's winner!
 
Old 25th November 2004, 22:53     #225
Slothking
 
By jove, Llama lamp, I thought you were more young and innocent than that.

I blame XM for letting you hang out with VQers at the age of 10.
 
Old 25th November 2004, 23:33     #226
Dan
 
muh Re: God bless this thread

Quote:
Originally posted by http://www.jokes2go.com/poems/5459.html?27

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!

There was a lad called lava lamp,
whose limericks were naught but a revamp.
JERI cried "He's the Winner",
but he was really a sinner,
and oughtn't be named the champ.

Last edited by Dan : 25th November 2004 at 23:47.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 10:15     #227
seen-my-keys?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Inferno
Humpty dumpty sat on the bed
and little bo peep was giving him head.
As soon as he came
she started to weep
by the taste she knew he'd been fucking her sheep

double owned!!!


http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-adult_jokes-5207.htm

Last edited by seen-my-keys? : 26th November 2004 at 10:17.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 13:41     #228
Dan
 
There was once talk of a vault,
old threads it would eternally exalt.
Choosing would be hard,
many we'd have to discard,
but cookie's last thread's in by default!
 
Old 26th November 2004, 13:51     #229
Dan
 
Because of the spading of flic,
it appears StN is lovesick.
"Let's meet on the strip",
'twas a doomed courtship,
especially now we know he likes dick.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:10     #230
Dan
 
The fleshlight advert did please,
Ab had very basic tastes to appease,
he said "Best. Ad. Ever.",
seems he thought it clever,
I just wish the Shumeyko twins came in threes!
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:16     #231
[WanG] Wandarah
 
jeff_sichoe thinks im a kiddy fucker
i swear she was 18
till she screamed at my 'peen
and now i have cuffs on me tucker.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:35     #232
curses
 
Quote:
Originally posted by [WanG] Wandarah
jeff_sichoe thinks im a kiddy fucker
i swear she was 18
till she screamed at my 'peen
and now i have cuffs on me tucker.
missing a like there bud...

suggestions?
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:42     #233
[WanG] Wandarah
 
jeff_sichoe thinks im a kiddy fucker
cause i saw his 2 year old sister and wanted to rut wid 'er
i swear she was 18
till she screamed at my 'peen
and now i have cuffs on me tucker.

Last edited by [WanG] Wandarah : 26th November 2004 at 14:43.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:43     #234
curses
 
not very good

at least it's the right structure

C-
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:43     #235
[WanG] Wandarah
 
haha, pass!

fuck you!
 
Old 26th November 2004, 14:51     #236
curses
 
Laugh

haha
 
Old 26th November 2004, 16:02     #237
Inferno
 
I didn't look on the net
for those 2 that we've all met.
You all knew them I see
so please let me be.
On me please don't let loose your pet.

slothking, 5 actually.
PS: I didn't hear those on the net....txts a few months back.

Last edited by Inferno : 26th November 2004 at 16:12.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 16:10     #238
Inferno
 
quoted past post instead of edit.

Last edited by Inferno : 26th November 2004 at 16:12.
 
Old 26th November 2004, 16:14     #239
-Dr.J-
 
Inferno (picking on you to annoy your old man)

Quote:
Originally posted by Inferno
I didn't look on the net
for those 2 that we've all met.
You all knew them I see
so please let me be.
On me please don't let loose your pet.

slothking, 5 actually.
PS: I didn't hear those on the net....txts a few months back.
We all think you're a liar
Your proverbial pants are on fire
Your limericks walked the fine line
Towards getting a 'Timeline'
And your excuse cannot find a buyer
 
Old 26th November 2004, 16:18     #240
fobski
 
i declare it to be beer oclock
where our brains go from our head to our cock
hot poon we must find
while under the influence of wine
to wake next to a man in a frock
 
 


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