What grinds your gears? - Page 802

leadinjector · 31st March 2012, 00:24

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In his closing address, defence lawyer Paul Mabey QC had said Mr Collier did not deserve the treatment he got at the hands of the Rotorua police but Mear was innocent.

um... how the fuck does that work? yeah he got fucked up, bt it wasnt the fault of the guy who fucked him up. on what planet does that even make sense?

CCS · 31st March 2012, 00:30

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Originally Posted by DevilWTKC

Whats up with the byo pencil shite, anyway?

Use a french fry!

CCS · 31st March 2012, 00:33

Tonight I tried to put my sausage in Pepsi's mouth. She denied me

Gears so grinded

cyc · 31st March 2012, 00:39

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Originally Posted by leadinjector

um... how the fuck does that work? yeah he got fucked up, bt it wasnt the fault of the guy who fucked him up. on what planet does that even make sense?

To be fair, I think the Herald is clumsily describing what Mabey said/meant, which is essentially this: "Look, I don't deny that this guy god beat up by a member of the Rotorua Police and that wasn't deserved. But it wasn't my client who smashed him."

Pepsi · 31st March 2012, 01:35

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Originally Posted by CCS

Tonight I tried to put my sausage in Pepsi's mouth. She denied me

Gears so grinded

But to be fair, it was really tiny and did not look at all appetizing

p01s0n · 31st March 2012, 01:41

oh my, that is an interesting photo of wazza and his 'mate' that you posted to fb there pepsi

CCS · 31st March 2012, 03:52

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

But to be fair, it was really tiny and did not look at all appetizing

I think the real problem is your orifice is too large!

wazza · 31st March 2012, 09:10

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

oh my, that is an interesting photo of wazza and his 'mate' that you posted to fb there pepsi

that's my best mate geoff from timbuktu

Pepsi · 31st March 2012, 13:36

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

oh my, that is an interesting photo of wazza and his 'mate' that you posted to fb there pepsi

Shush, you! :P

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Originally Posted by CCS

I think the real problem is your orifice is too large!

There were no issues with the other meat offered!

CCS · 31st March 2012, 14:38

xor · 31st March 2012, 17:44

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Originally Posted by DevilWTKC

Firstworldproblem right here.

Fast food 'restaurants'. The big chains that have paper advertising placemats on the tray when you eat in.

The service monkey 99 times out of 100 puts the placemat down so its the right way up for them. Meaning, it's upside down for me, and if I want to read it I have to turn my whole tray of food and drink around 180 degrees.

You don't need to read pictures.

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Originally Posted by DevilWTKC

]Fuck yo'self service monkey! I know you cant get a job anywhere else, but come on!

Also this gmg. Work is work and people shouldn't be judged for what sort of job they have. If you think that work defines a person then I feel sorry for you because you are truly a very ignorant cunt.

DevilWTKC · 1st April 2012, 20:23

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Originally Posted by xor

Also this gmg. Work is work and people shouldn't be judged for what sort of job they have. If you think that work defines a person then I feel sorry for you because you are truly a very ignorant cunt.

Get a haircut and a real job!

Ab · 1st April 2012, 20:43

zor has a point though. I have more respect for Captain Fry Station than I do for a bludger on the dole.

A Corpse · 1st April 2012, 21:37

Even when the fries are half raw despite there being a damn timer? I'm looking at you, Wendys Papakura...

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 10:30

NZHerald.co.nz - Monday morning and half the news there is still old news from the weekend. The one new news story they have is the Norwegian twat who went to the Antarctic. Same on tvnz.co.nz - the big story is the Norgy twat. Well guess what guys, I don't give a fuck about the Norgy. Nor does anybody else. Take a look at the 'most viewed' or 'most popular' section on their websites, Norgy doesn't feature in any of them. Get some fucken real news, carnts!

pxpx · 2nd April 2012, 11:22

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Originally Posted by A Corpse

Even when the fries are half raw despite there being a damn timer? I'm looking at you, Wendys Papakura...

I think you'll find the correct term is: "medium-rare".

GM · 2nd April 2012, 11:28

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Originally Posted by CCS

NZHerald.co.nz - Monday morning and half the news there is still old news from the weekend. The one new news story they have is the Norwegian twat who went to the Antarctic. Same on tvnz.co.nz - the big story is the Norgy twat. Well guess what guys, I don't give a fuck about the Norgy. Nor does anybody else. Take a look at the 'most viewed' or 'most popular' section on their websites, Norgy doesn't feature in any of them. Get some fucken real news, carnts!

B01s0n has heaps of cool stories.

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 11:45

b01s0np3rry?

aR Que · 2nd April 2012, 12:08

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Originally Posted by Ab

zor has a point though. I have more respect for Captain Fry Station than I do for a bludger on the dole.

Can't hate on a man that works and contributes to society.

And everyone loves burgers!

chiQ · 2nd April 2012, 12:27

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Originally Posted by CCS

b01s0np3rry?

Fanb01s0n, I think.

crocos · 2nd April 2012, 12:56

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Originally Posted by DevilWTKC

Get a haircut and a real job!

Clean your act up and don't be a slob!

p01s0n · 2nd April 2012, 13:08

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Originally Posted by GM

B01s0n has heaps of cool stories.

lol @ this guy, so wrapped up in the mad the care and the jelly that he doesn't even realise that he's forever mirin.

xor · 2nd April 2012, 14:57

Walking along Queen st a few moments ago. I crossed at the lights and as I was walking two people came running toward me. The first one lightly brushed against me but the other was running full speed directly towards me. My options were limited, I didn't have enough time to get out of her way so I just stood there and held my ground. Her nose hit my shoulder and she bounced back first and hit the ground.

Part of me would feel bad if she was the first person to fully walk into me today...but she wasn't.

Apathy levels rising.

Also students on Symonds street blocking the footpath while waiting for the bus. They leave only enough gap to allow one lane of walking traffic to go back and forth. So when one cunt tries to overtake another it means that people walking the other way have to stop. Maybe if more cunts got shoulder barged to the ground then a system would develop to prevent cunts like that from doing such retarded shite.

wazza · 2nd April 2012, 15:00

You definitely need a cape, and maybe a mask.

:P

I wanna see the CCTV footage of that female hitting the pavement

aR Que · 2nd April 2012, 15:27

We should hold hands when we walk down the street so we can bowl over heaps of jaffa fags.
We'd be like 1.5m wide combined, get matching shirts made up, mine would say 'wrecking' on the back, yours would say 'ball' (yea sorry, you lucked out there).

Oh man, the dream.

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 15:43

Maybe you could dress up like these guys and call yourselves Ax and Smash.

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 17:05

Been waiting with high levels of excitement and anxiety for my kindle touch. Following the tracking number with a closeness.

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15 Arrived at Delivery Facility in AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND 08:39

14 Forwarded for delivery AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND 07:58

13 Departed Facility in AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND 06:43

12 Processed at AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND AUCKLAND - NEW ZEALAND 06:42

"HOT CUNT!" I exclaim. "It oughta be there when I get home from work!" I said, moist with anticipation.

And when I get home, is it there? IS IT FUCK! Call DHL "Yes, it's been handed over to CourierPost for delivery tomorrow"
"TOMORROW?! As in, the day after today and not actually today?!?!" I didn't actually say this
It's not even at the Albany depot so I can't just go and collect it, it's at fucking Morningside. It's been sitting there, since this morning, on a shelf, doing FUCK ALL. Where it will continue to do FUCK ALL until tomorrow. Amazon had those little Chinese buggers send it to me with a motherfucking quickness and it arrived in New Zealand sooner than Amazon's initial estimate (under promise, over deliver, make customer happy!). What happens then? Well, it arrives on Sunday and then it goes through a few scans until midday which is when everyone fucks off home because nobody works on Sunday afternoon even if you pay them! Then on Monday morning it gets scanned a few more times and makes it as far as a shelf. So in 24 hours from Sun morning to Mon morning it travels from Auckland Airport to Auckland Central and then needs a bit of a rest for SEVEN FUCKING HOURS. Tomorrow morning they'll probably drive it from Morningside to Albany and then after another rest they may just put it on a van to go to my house.

YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNTS

Why it can't go from their Airport sort facility straight to North Shore depot and then out for delivery I wouldn't fucking know. I simply don't believe that there isn't the volume of parcels going to the North Shore to justify a need to collate them in Auck Central first, so that can't be the reason.

DrTiTus · 2nd April 2012, 17:07

It'll be in Morningside 4 lyfe~

chiQ · 2nd April 2012, 17:09

Track and trace is a special form of torture when a nice new shiny toy is in question. I was beside myself when my Kindle Touch hit NZ too.

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 17:22

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Originally Posted by DrTiTus

It'll be in Morningside 4 lyfe~

You're not helping, cunt I'LL SLASH YOUR THROAT!

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Track and trace is a special form of torture when a nice new shiny toy is in question. I was beside myself when my Kindle Touch hit NZ too.

It's a special form of showing how fucking useless the courier companies are.

I suppose at least I didn't get it delivered to work. Elsewise, it'd just be sitting in the mail room with the door wide open and nobody in there.

Ajax · 2nd April 2012, 17:36

Courier companies need to step their game up, deliver on the weekends incl Sunday for the same price, and stop fucking clowning.

aR Que · 2nd April 2012, 17:41

I'd settle with my items being delivered to the correct address and a semblence to resonable time.

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 18:43

Ah fuck shitting christ this shit is driving me insane. An email came through just now with a tracking update: at 5.01pm the driver came and tapped lightly on the door with his pen (no doubt... I have actually witnessed that shit before) and left a card to call when he got no answer. So I immediately called their 0800 number (unlike PostHaste/nzcouriers who block cellphones from their 0800 number) to find out if the parcel was still with the driver or back at the depot. It's still with the driver, no he can't come back, you'll have to pick it up tomorrow. FUCKEN WHY? WHY CAN'T HE COME BACK? WHY CAN'T I FUCKEN JUST PICK IT UP FROM THE DEPOT BEFORE THEY CLOSE AT 18.30 TONIGHT?!

FUCKEN WHY????

Why are these cunts so inept? Apparently at some point it has gone from Morningside to the driver without having been scanned anywhere in between. The first time I called, the CSR asked whether I'd like a morning or afternoon delivery tomorrow. But it's actually on the van today?! WHY DON'T THEY KNOW WHERE THE PARCELS ARE? Is it because they don't scan this shit when they should? Is it because some cunts know that if they don't scan the parcel before they FUCKEN STEAL IT then it can't be traced to them? *sigh* I'll call again in like, half an hour because by that time it'll probably be back at the depot and I'll be able to pick it up then. I guess the lesson I learned from this is that once DHL told me that they'd handed it over to CourierPost for delivery tomorrow I should have called CourierPost right then to find out what the true status was and then ask for the driver to KNOCK EXTRA FUCKING LOUD. I mean, CourierPost and DHL are both owned by Express Couriers, it's a joint fucking venture. You'd think one cunting hand could talk to the other cunting hand.

CCS · 2nd April 2012, 19:06

Fisting arselick. The depot closes at 6. WHY in the name of Christ's hemorrhoids can the couriers not arrange to either have it at the depot or redelivered in the space of 1 hour between 5 and 6? FUCKEN WHY? I paid extra money for the good quick service. THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN. I WANNA SPEAK TO JEFF BEZOS.

wazza · 2nd April 2012, 19:41

Should've left your front door open if you were expecting a parcel

fuck security!

p01s0n · 2nd April 2012, 19:47

ccs did you get ur kindle yet

cyc · 2nd April 2012, 19:48

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Originally Posted by CCS

Fisting arselick. The depot closes at 6. WHY in the name of Christ's hemorrhoids can the couriers not arrange to either have it at the depot or redelivered in the space of 1 hour between 5 and 6? FUCKEN WHY? I paid extra money for the good quick service. THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN. I WANNA SPEAK TO JEFF BEZOS.

Bro you need to sue someone.

I will do it for you for mega bucks

Ab · 2nd April 2012, 20:37

in other news, my new iPad still hasn't shipped.

p01s0n · 2nd April 2012, 21:41

i think you meant to say 'my new The New iPad hasn't shipped yet'.

SickBo@Work · 2nd April 2012, 22:55

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Originally Posted by cyc

Looks like the investigation was once again oh-so-conincidentally shoddy that there was reasonable doubt.

Can't comment too much but in my view with it's obvious bias, the opposite of what your insinuating applies nowadays, what hasn't changed are the external factors including societal attitudes that lead to such results such as this.

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Originally Posted by cyc

Translation: No problem, mate. Carry on.

Would have been reviewed externally so your translation should probably read employment law is a bitch.

31st March 2012, 00:33	#32043
CCS Stunt Pants	Tonight I tried to put my sausage in Pepsi's mouth. She denied me Gears so grinded __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

31st March 2012, 14:38	#32050
CCS Stunt Pants	__________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st April 2012, 21:37	#32054
A Corpse talkative lurker	Even when the fries are half raw despite there being a damn timer? I'm looking at you, Wendys Papakura... __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

2nd April 2012, 10:30	#32055
CCS Stunt Pants	NZHerald.co.nz - Monday morning and half the news there is still old news from the weekend. The one new news story they have is the Norwegian twat who went to the Antarctic. Same on tvnz.co.nz - the big story is the Norgy twat. Well guess what guys, I don't give a fuck about the Norgy. Nor does anybody else. Take a look at the 'most viewed' or 'most popular' section on their websites, Norgy doesn't feature in any of them. Get some fucken real news, carnts! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

2nd April 2012, 11:45	#32058
CCS Stunt Pants	b01s0np3rry? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

31st March 2012, 01:41	#32046
p01s0n	oh my, that is an interesting photo of wazza and his 'mate' that you posted to fb there pepsi __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

1st April 2012, 20:43	#32053
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	zor has a point though. I have more respect for Captain Fry Station than I do for a bludger on the dole.

2nd April 2012, 14:57	#32063
xor	Walking along Queen st a few moments ago. I crossed at the lights and as I was walking two people came running toward me. The first one lightly brushed against me but the other was running full speed directly towards me. My options were limited, I didn't have enough time to get out of her way so I just stood there and held my ground. Her nose hit my shoulder and she bounced back first and hit the ground. Part of me would feel bad if she was the first person to fully walk into me today...but she wasn't. Apathy levels rising. Also students on Symonds street blocking the footpath while waiting for the bus. They leave only enough gap to allow one lane of walking traffic to go back and forth. So when one cunt tries to overtake another it means that people walking the other way have to stop. Maybe if more cunts got shoulder barged to the ground then a system would develop to prevent cunts like that from doing such retarded shite.

2nd April 2012, 15:00	#32064
wazza flex	You definitely need a cape, and maybe a mask. :P I wanna see the CCTV footage of that female hitting the pavement

2nd April 2012, 15:27	#32065
aR Que	We should hold hands when we walk down the street so we can bowl over heaps of jaffa fags. We'd be like 1.5m wide combined, get matching shirts made up, mine would say 'wrecking' on the back, yours would say 'ball' (yea sorry, you lucked out there). Oh man, the dream.

2nd April 2012, 15:43	#32066
CCS Stunt Pants	Maybe you could dress up like these guys and call yourselves Ax and Smash. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

2nd April 2012, 17:07	#32068
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	It'll be in Morningside 4 lyfe~ __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

2nd April 2012, 17:09	#32069
chiQ Frag-muff	Track and trace is a special form of torture when a nice new shiny toy is in question. I was beside myself when my Kindle Touch hit NZ too. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

2nd April 2012, 17:36	#32071
Ajax Architeuthis	Courier companies need to step their game up, deliver on the weekends incl Sunday for the same price, and stop fucking clowning.

2nd April 2012, 17:41	#32072
aR Que	I'd settle with my items being delivered to the correct address and a semblence to resonable time.

2nd April 2012, 18:43	#32073
CCS Stunt Pants	Ah fuck shitting christ this shit is driving me insane. An email came through just now with a tracking update: at 5.01pm the driver came and tapped lightly on the door with his pen (no doubt... I have actually witnessed that shit before) and left a card to call when he got no answer. So I immediately called their 0800 number (unlike PostHaste/nzcouriers who block cellphones from their 0800 number) to find out if the parcel was still with the driver or back at the depot. It's still with the driver, no he can't come back, you'll have to pick it up tomorrow. FUCKEN WHY? WHY CAN'T HE COME BACK? WHY CAN'T I FUCKEN JUST PICK IT UP FROM THE DEPOT BEFORE THEY CLOSE AT 18.30 TONIGHT?! FUCKEN WHY???? Why are these cunts so inept? Apparently at some point it has gone from Morningside to the driver without having been scanned anywhere in between. The first time I called, the CSR asked whether I'd like a morning or afternoon delivery tomorrow. But it's actually on the van today?! WHY DON'T THEY KNOW WHERE THE PARCELS ARE? Is it because they don't scan this shit when they should? Is it because some cunts know that if they don't scan the parcel before they FUCKEN STEAL IT then it can't be traced to them? sigh I'll call again in like, half an hour because by that time it'll probably be back at the depot and I'll be able to pick it up then. I guess the lesson I learned from this is that once DHL told me that they'd handed it over to CourierPost for delivery tomorrow I should have called CourierPost right then to find out what the true status was and then ask for the driver to KNOCK EXTRA FUCKING LOUD. I mean, CourierPost and DHL are both owned by Express Couriers, it's a joint fucking venture. You'd think one cunting hand could talk to the other cunting hand. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

2nd April 2012, 19:06	#32074
CCS Stunt Pants	Fisting arselick. The depot closes at 6. WHY in the name of Christ's hemorrhoids can the couriers not arrange to either have it at the depot or redelivered in the space of 1 hour between 5 and 6? FUCKEN WHY? I paid extra money for the good quick service. THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN. I WANNA SPEAK TO JEFF BEZOS. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

2nd April 2012, 19:41	#32075
wazza flex	Should've left your front door open if you were expecting a parcel fuck security!

2nd April 2012, 19:47	#32076
p01s0n	ccs did you get ur kindle yet __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

2nd April 2012, 20:37	#32078
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	in other news, my new iPad still hasn't shipped.

2nd April 2012, 21:41	#32079
p01s0n	i think you meant to say 'my new The New iPad hasn't shipped yet'. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|