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19th April 2013, 13:01 | #34081 |
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missed out on a spot at a upcoming track day
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22nd April 2013, 16:23 | #34082 |
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some crazy tax shit. got paid an extra 250 or w/e for doing pies mum, was like chur! after it had gone through the ole govt ringer, $12 came out. can see why everyone around here takes a new vehicle over pay. any other pro tips gt?
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24th April 2013, 17:52 | #34083 |
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MSD - in particular Studylink. Is there anything that they cannot monumentally fuck up?
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24th April 2013, 19:08 | #34084 |
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ask them to put a note on your file that you have stated that the next time they make a balls up, you're going to request a full copy of your entire account under the privacy act, along with requesting a lock be placed on your account(s( - both winz & studylink)).
it's a bunch of work for them as they have to check through all the paperwork before it gets posted to you in case some muppet put someone elses info into the notes (eg, partner/parents/other). the lock means a manager must open your file every time someone wants to make a change.
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I've worked government call centres before (a number of them) and I'm pretty gobsmacked that they can be as incompetent as they appear to be. Pixie
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26th April 2013, 12:24 | #34086 |
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Ugh. Ug Boots. Ecch. They are not fashion wear. They are not for wearing to work either, unless you're a white trash single mum whose idea of work is carrying bubs down to the dairy to get some smokes.
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26th April 2013, 15:19 | #34087 |
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Useless cunts who are all like "It's Friday! I'm gonna fuck up all my work today!" Newsflash useless cunt, this is a 365 day a year business. Get your shit together and act like a professional
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26th April 2013, 15:45 | #34088 |
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Try telling that to a doctor :/
"Oh hey, you're dying? Well Dr Robinson will be in some time after 9 on Monday morning" |
26th April 2013, 15:55 | #34089 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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26th April 2013, 16:16 | #34090 |
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that's the first time I've heard Lenin being described a dictator.
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26th April 2013, 16:19 | #34091 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Today Robyn Malcolm defended her comments, claiming "There never were any purges under Lenin! And anyway, they were over by 1922!"
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26th April 2013, 18:00 | #34093 |
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dead cunt xD
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26th April 2013, 18:59 | #34094 |
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Embalmed, cunt.
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26th April 2013, 23:03 | #34095 |
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This week my gears are ground by goddam lawyers and goddam thieving dicks.
About a year ago, we were approached by an investigator on behalf of Courier Post, investigating a couple of couriers suspected of stealing stuff. In particular relevance to us was a New World giftcard, that had been stolen and used in-store (and at another store). She asked if we could review our CCTV footage for the transaction in question, which I did, and subsequently saved the relevant footage and put it on a USB disk for her. Fast-forward to a bit before Christmas, and out of the blue I get a call from an Officer who is gathering the dotted I's and crossed T's for the prosecution, asking me for a brief of evidence relating to this footage. Easy enough, type it up, sign it off, send it away. Fast-forward a month later and I get a call from the same Officer - "We need you to make yourself available for the week beginning <date> to give the brief of evidence in person". After a bit of back and forward ("I'm too busy, this is retarded" "aren't we all, I agree, the defence lawyer has all the power") I consent to make myself available to coming to the District Court to give evidence. Fast-foward to a month later, and the date gets moved. "The defence lawyer has decided she wants the intended recipient of the gift card to be present, but she's out of the country for a month so now it'll be <date>". Fast-foward to last week. I haven't heard anything for a couple of months but <date> is next Tuesday... better email the coppers. Get a reply "Oh yah thanks for checking, see you next Tuesday - I will call if the Defence Lawyer decides she doesn't want you or the 6 other witnesses, but at this point it looks highly likely she will." Fast-forward to Tuesday. I took the day of work, since I've never done this before and didn't know what to expect. Also, because parking anywhere near the District Court in Wellington is minimal, and I didn't want to be stuck trying to find a park while I was meant to be in a courtroom going "Yup, I sure put that thur footage on that thur USB stick your Honour". The Officer in Charge has said she will contact us "after 10" - I assume because before 10 the courts are busy with sorting our juries, and the hearings start after 10. I mill around Lambton Quay, never wandering too far in case I need to get back in a hurray. Eventually, about 11, I get a text from the OC "Oh hai gauise - defendant one pled guilty, defendant two didn't show up, looks like you wont be needed just waiting for the defence lawyer to agree. Will confirm shortly.". Yay. (Although boo, I've never been in a courtroom, and was kind of looking forward to seeing one from the inside, not just on TV). About an hour later, a call - "thanks, we wont need you. second guy not showing up means the case gets bumped up the food chain and all you witnesses from this hearing wont be needed". So: why on earth did the defence lawyer maintain this ridiculous charade, for 6 months at least, that it was necessary to get myself, my counter-part from another store, the woman who's only involvement was not receiving stolen property, and several people from Auckland that had to fly down (and would have been in Wellington that morning, though I didn't end up getting to meet them in person), for what such a blindingly clear-cut crime? I agree that there are almost certainly hearings where it is necessary to be able to question everyone providing evidence, but goddam woman, this wasn't one of them. (edit - the guy that pled guilty got diversion, the guy that no-showed is... up for deportation? I can see why he didn't come to court lol...) Also GMG - after I got the 'wont be needed' I went and saw Olympus has Fallen (since R16 meant I would avoid the kids on holidays), and it just wasn't that great a movie. At all.
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30th April 2013, 16:29 | #34096 |
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A female azn(lol) driver scraped my wife's car yesterday.
She said not to deal with the insurance company as she doesn't won't cover her excess (warning 1) She then asked my wife to pay the panel beater and she would pay my wife back (warning 2). My wife said that seeing as the azn scraped her car that she would need to pay for the damage. She then told me to take it to a specific panel beater that she knew (warning 3) I pulled up to the panel beater and he said 'are you from the childcare centre?' (warning 4) He then said that he'd buff over the deep scratch and he'd paint half the bumper (warning 5) I then drove around the corner to another panel beater who said if you painted half a bumper that it would look like shit and that you couldn't buff out a scrape that deep. So I called that lady and told her I wasn't comfortable to see her panel beater because he offered a substandard fix, to which she replied 'he's a good family friend, i'll ask him to do a good job' I lol'd and said I got a quote for $350 to get my bumper and panel repainted and she could either give me cash or deal with my insurance company. She then asked if her husband could meet me at the panel beater of my choosing, to which I replied 'yes, i'll see him at 4:30pm'. But no, that time didn't suit so she sent me a text message asking if I could find somewhere else and try to get a discount. Fucking lol, called the insurance company and now they can deal with it. Which is what I should have done to begin with. |
30th April 2013, 17:11 | #34097 |
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GG TBH. Go to directly to insurance company, do not pass go. Azns (and injuns) who were not raised to our way of life are typically devious cunts. I mean, I've been dicked about enough by white people to refuse to deal with anyone but the insurance people, but with Azn/Injn it's a way of life to be devious because that's how they get ahead in their own countries.
Reminds me of when an Azn fella wiped out off the motorway in front of me. Wet road, speeding, dude nearly crashes into a car, fish tails, goes off motorway, leaves gouge through grass shoulder and smashes into armco. I stop to make sure he's alright and not drunk etc. First thing I do is call 111 so that there's no delay in emergency response. Azn is straight out of his car saying "Oh you don't need to do that. I'll call the police. You can go." Haha yeah right buddy. At the very least you need to be breathalysed.
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30th April 2013, 17:13 | #34098 |
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azns are so fucking crafty.
today everything is grinding my gears. i think it's just one of those days.
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30th April 2013, 18:26 | #34099 |
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On Saturday this guy (coincidentally an Asian guy) pushed his door open in a car park and put a dent in mine while I was loading gear into it on the other side. I had a go at him about being careful and walked around to check out the damage when he just walked off. I was shouting after him for his details but he just replied with "Sorry" and walked off.
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30th April 2013, 19:12 | #34100 |
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lol owned, chink.
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30th April 2013, 20:30 | #34102 |
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1st May 2013, 20:06 | #34103 |
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C'mon tvnz get your shit together. Your background screen is peeling off the wall, you can't synchronise your slide show videos with the dicta-text and constant studio noise. Shambles.
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1st May 2013, 22:46 | #34104 |
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Guy has no idea what he's talking about ^^^
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2nd May 2013, 09:44 | #34105 |
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2nd May 2013, 12:18 | #34107 |
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FYI, next time I get dinged by a person of European descent, I'm going to expressly note that he was white. You know, for reference.
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2nd May 2013, 12:47 | #34108 | |
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Alright, let us know when that happens. I've been hit only by white people, but it's chinks that I see doing the dumbest/scariest shit on the road.
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2nd May 2013, 14:03 | #34110 |
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hottie of day thread has been updated and i'm at work
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2nd May 2013, 20:16 | #34111 |
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thought, fuckit, will get one of those taxrefund mother fuckers to do me a tax refund, you know, get refunded some tax, choice. (way to lazy to figure that shit out myself) Log on and all that shit, realise i can't find my RWT certificate, so give up, and have a beer instead.
Day later, check email, email from tax refunds "HI, WE FORWARDED SOME STUFF TO IRD, YOU OWE THEM SOME MONEY, KTHNXBYE". and sure enough, an email from IRD with a bill attached. Yeap. Good one cunts. Need to get on their fucking ad: "What's your woohoo monet?" "Oh, you know, the part where you dobbed me into IRD." Going to abuse the shit out of them tomorrow, will be sweet. |
3rd May 2013, 00:46 | #34112 |
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That's sure to work out in your favour!
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3rd May 2013, 09:14 | #34113 |
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i don't expect to win anything if that's what you mean? but, i Will be able to call the cunts cunts, which will make me feel a bit better about coughing up $500
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3rd May 2013, 09:29 | #34114 |
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I did my aussie tax estimate through H&R last year.
Was hoping for a nice return, but nope. I owed them $800. Didn't have to pay it until the ATO sent me letters half a year later, so it was less of a surprise when that rolled around. But still, sucks. Thanks Obama.
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why would you pay a third party to do it for you when you can do EXACTLY THE SAME THING ON THE IRD WEBSITE AND GET 100% OF YOUR MONEY INSTEAD (unless you're derp and somehow think you'll get away with not paying your shortfall)
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3rd May 2013, 19:27 | #34119 |
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that's the kicker, i never asked them to 'help' me at all, i merely logged on. they took it upon themselves to make my day.
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3rd May 2013, 19:29 | #34120 |
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^ result probably still the same, unless you can wrangle out of it somehow saying you were just playing with the figures and that the info wasn't correct/complete.
If i were you i'd use the ird website to resubmit your info, or else ring the ird and state that what was submitted by them was possibly incorrect. They're actually quite helpful these days. call during your lunch break even - wait time is good even at 12.30pm
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