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14th August 2007, 14:58 | #481 |
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I'd tend to think most fat people eat fattening foods. Whinging about it though? probably in most cases yeh :>
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14th August 2007, 14:59 | #482 |
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Funny thing is, xor would put 99% of this board in a headlock and snap their neck - no problems.
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14th August 2007, 15:00 | #483 |
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Not if I keep my fat arse out of Galbraiths!
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14th August 2007, 15:01 | #484 |
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14th August 2007, 15:01 | #485 |
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^^^ haha.. we call that 'Do the SeanFish'
That's right, same tune as 'Do the Bartman', but with a slight edgier geek feel to it. |
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23rd August 2007, 08:54 | #488 |
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dickheads in the city with fuckin golf umbrellas. fuck you.
its not just the size thats annoying, because it gets in your face when you walk past them, but its the fact theres hardly any room on the foot path at any time of day regardless of weather. And also the fact that its hardly even SPITTING. once again, fuck you. |
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24th August 2007, 00:41 | #490 |
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my sister wont give me the bottle of jim beam on her shelf even though neither she nor her fiance drink it!
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24th August 2007, 08:30 | #491 | |
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1st September 2007, 04:34 | #492 |
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yes, yes, and no.
i also dislike the fucking munters who feel the need to comment on my girlfriends ass when we go into town. thanks buddy, i never would have known if you hadnt made such a loud observation about it. |
1st September 2007, 08:50 | #493 |
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People who drive like the drivers of DBBRAT and GOLF18 (Friday 31, 4:40pm-ish). Speed all you want but don't be a bunch of inconsiderate tossers as well (though they usually go hand in hand).
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1st September 2007, 10:54 | #494 |
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that moron in a suv with their headlights on full beam behind me at 5pm yesterday.
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1st September 2007, 11:06 | #495 |
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on that note. People who drive around with no lights or only parking lights at night.
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1st September 2007, 11:46 | #496 |
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Clayton Cosgrove and his belief that universal truth is measured in mass appeal.
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1st September 2007, 14:35 | #497 |
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Customers who cry on the phone, I never had this problem when I was selling pens and pencils.
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1st September 2007, 17:02 | #499 | |
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1st September 2007, 22:49 | #500 |
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People checking cell phones during a movie. Took the kids to see Ratatoie and there was some tard with a cell phone at least 7 or 8 seats away with a bright screen glowing in the middle of the movie. It bloody hard to ignore.
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1st September 2007, 23:28 | #501 |
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That's what you get for turning the other cheek.
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2nd September 2007, 00:48 | #502 | |
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Umm does that mean it's tight (like a tiger) or really really large?
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2nd September 2007, 00:51 | #503 |
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People who feel the need to mention their new girlfriend every 10 fucking seconds just so you know they have a new girlfriend. We get the fucking point. Yay you and your girlfriend-getting ways.
NB: I might be a little bit touchy on this subject right now.
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2nd September 2007, 01:07 | #504 |
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When you need to take a shit after a coffee at work.
Shoes with laces Charity collectors that sit themselves next to the escalators Shitty Arab Vodafone salesmen Shitty Indian Telecom selesman Koreans that sit behind me on the bus and breathe loudly This little faggot with spiky hair on my bus that likes techno Shitty Arab vodafone salesmen that dance with themselves to shitty tecno inside of a mall Fat kids at the mall with fat trailer parents When guys talk how drunk they got... No. In my story I was drunker then you, eat shit! Oral hygene ads. What the fuck has snowboarding and brusing teeth have in common? When I turn my tv on at 20 minutes to the hour, and there is a half hour show on at the time. It doesnt matter what channel you change it to, the fucking ads on. In other words, 7:40pm. Toilet cleaner ads. Notice how any cleaning product is for women. Because women clean. Yeah bitches, live with it. When I try to explain aspect ratios to customers. Or when some cunt thinks he knows about cameras more then me because he looked it up online the day before. Rotting caracass that is Telecom. When animals in their adverts fail, they switch to children. When children fail, they use 'funny' characters. Guess what Terry? You are a homosexual. Just to make it worse, they give us ugly 'ordinary' people. I don't want to look at ugly people on my tv. That is why i turn it on. So that ugly goes away. Those fucking Islanders that loiter around Burger King on Queen St. Hot girls that wear jandals. Fucking gross, I dont want to look at your dirty feet you whore. PC white people that get upset when some Maori tribal issue gets overlooked. Like spiritual ancestry type of shit. Stop patronising the browns for fuck sake, and let 'em sort it out. Kids tv presenters. Is it legal to have butt-punchers near children? And why do those female presenters look so happy? I don't want my children to grow up and become pussies, whipe that fucking smile off your faces. ~ FIN
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2nd September 2007, 12:34 | #506 |
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strong post though, i especially liked the burger king part.
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2nd September 2007, 19:46 | #507 |
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Reporters that state that the second AOS callout in New Brighton yesterday was because a man was seen walking around with a sword. That's subtle.
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2nd September 2007, 21:38 | #508 |
get to da choppa
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People who don't wave or say thanks when you pull to the side in a tight street or such.
Im doing you a service you fucks, acknowledge it! 90% of the time it's asians. |
2nd September 2007, 22:48 | #509 |
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people who drive at 20-30kmph because they're looking for an address or reading street signs.
oh and people who swerve out to the right before turning into their driveways.
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3rd September 2007, 08:45 | #510 |
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Mondays! That fucken grinds my gears
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3rd September 2007, 09:11 | #511 |
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People who don't recycle
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3rd September 2007, 09:21 | #512 |
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Great thread for tallying up a list of shit I do that annoys other people.
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3rd September 2007, 09:34 | #513 |
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the idiocy of the general public doesn’t bother me - if you expect any different then you have a false view of life
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3rd September 2007, 11:13 | #514 |
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Another one for bad drivers. Driving alone lately, I've noticed myself getting more and more angry / frustrated with other road users. The twats who refuse to indicate any move at all, because God forbid you let anyone else know what idiot maneuver you're about to attempt. People who cannot maintain a consistent speed. Why do you need to constantly accelerate, decelerate, accelerate ... just keep your foot still motherfucker!
And finally, the idiot bitch in Mt Roskill yesterday who felt the need to crawl along a main road at 30km/h with a massive queue of people behind her, while she stared off into the wild blue yonder, and pulled out further into the road any time someone had a chance to overtake. I wish I could have used her face to grind some gears :S |
3rd September 2007, 22:12 | #515 |
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Yellow pages ads.
FUCK OFF with that stupid song. Pricks. |
3rd September 2007, 23:05 | #516 |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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I like it
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3rd September 2007, 23:14 | #517 |
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if its not avant garde japanese experimental noise from kyoto, then no sir, i do not like it.
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3rd September 2007, 23:18 | #518 |
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HA! I like that song!
Doolly doolly doolly doolly Peeve: Idiot paperboys who, when there is already a local rag in the tube in the mailbox, decide to ram their own worthless shit in there as well. Tip for the braindead: going by my No Junk Mail sign, you'd be safe in assuming that I won't be upset if you just don't leave your shit in my letterbox. |
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3rd September 2007, 23:29 | #520 |
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Being at my girlfriends appartment when the fire alarm goes off just as I start to get to sleep.
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