Random Thoughts II

[Saladin]

Was looking on google for slow cooker pork and beans recipes, and 90% of them are variations of "open pork and beans can, dump into slow cooker and use it to heat them up".. Lazy americans! Though I guess I'd probably get the same here if i searched for a baked beans and sausages recipe

Turns out the answer is not much more complicated though, put pork of some variety add beans of some variety, spices and cook for 10 hours or so.

[AcidFang]

Would light still shine if you were to freeze time?

I think everything would go black, because light is moving right?

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by p01s0n

depends what you want to upgrade, and what model Apple Computer.
pretty much any ram will work, i have off-the-shelf ram in my macbook.

Say... CPU or HDD... mebbe RAM. I don't know what sort of Mac. It's a gay one Of the Macs at work, the one I sometimes use is a bit poos and slow. I'm just wondering what the likelihood is of the company giving it at least a bigger hard drive and perhaps also some grunt. Sounds like it's really only money that's stopping them and it's not like RAM and HDDs are expensive. Then again, this company makes Jews seem like spendthrifts.

Originally Posted by Rivertrog

first off, this isn't 4chan, so you can lay off the fag calling.

Lick my balls, fag.

Second of all, yes.

Yes to what? Fuck you, your answer is useless. p01s0n > Riverfag.

[p01s0n]

how is a panda like an assassin in a restaurant?




he eats shoots and leaves

XD XD XD XD XD

[A Corpse]

I'd say that that should have gone into the "A new joke thread", but it might be best to create a new one called "an old or crocos joke thread".

[BaM]

I'd rate that more as christmas cracker material.

[dylan]

[Beccara]

Originally Posted by StN

It's very very strange to see a Jumbo over Wellington Harbour - only done once I think when a short form factor 747 managed to touch down.

Possibly a second time when the new ANZ livery was introduced (or the LotR decals were being shown off) but it didn't land.

Ok when I said Jumbo I was meaning 737+ and A320+

[StN]

Originally Posted by Beccara

Ok when I said Jumbo I was meaning 737+ and A320+

Ahh - you see, I'm old school, where it means widebody (ie two aisles) - but apparantly the meaning has degraded somewhat to mean "Big jet".

[Beccara]

Originally Posted by StN

Ahh - you see, I'm old school, where it means widebody (ie two aisles) - but apparantly the meaning has degraded somewhat to mean "Big jet".

Yeah jumbo was initally coined for the 747 but it kinda took off and refers to pretty much any twin jet engine plane built for hauling

[ChaosWulf]

Originally Posted by BaM

I'd rate that more as christmas cracker material.

Oooh, harsh!

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by Beccara

Yeah jumbo was initally coined for the 747

I thought it was the DC10.

[StN]

Originally Posted by chiQ

I thought it was the DC10.

DC10 would qualify, being a widebody, but is predated by the 747.

[A Corpse]

Joey Skaggs is a legend! Why have I never heard about any of these stories before?

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by StN

DC10 would qualify, being a widebody, but is predated by the 747.

Ah, okay, ta.

[Warrick]

i just got a random text, from someone who isn't in my phone
"want anything from macdonalds? xo"

i wrote back "i think you have the wrong number, and only fatties eat that shit! xo"

she said(obvious it's a female) "whos ths?"

i reply "I don't know who you are, you text me..I just thought i'd let you know that you have the wrong number. p.s. choose subway over maccas, imo"

i rcv "R u a guy ora chik?"

alright, i'm bored "i'm a 25yr old white male from mangere, auckland... ASL?"

her "hehe! Im 20, frm mount eden and mum just bought me a new vdub golf last wk. Love it lol"


now... do i tell her to come see me? i should ask if she's fat first... what say you nzgames?

[Reformed_Quint]

Originally Posted by Warrick

now... do i tell her to come see me? i should ask if she's fat first... what say you nzgames?

Do it or pass it on.

[chiQ]

PXTiodh

[Warrick]

wow, I said to her "well, aren't you spoilt.. so, who did you mean to text?"

she replied with "my mate lara! i was guna go to her house by dressmart. bt im nt anymre. u gota gf?

jesus christ, this is too easy. roots on.

gonna ask her for a PXT next.

[JiggaRoll]

Wreck her in her new VW.

[Reformed_Quint]

Originally Posted by JiggaRoll

Wreck her in her new VW.

Yes.

[Thomas Meatball]

If she turns out to be fat and wants a picture of you, just send that picture of crocos wearing a wig and a 8-bit cardy.

[Warrick]

me Funny, I live real close to dressmart. Im actually in Mangere Bridge, I'm single atm. Send me a pxt of yourself

her ive got no cred. where abouts in mangere bridge? do you have facebo0k? i'm house sitting atm! u should cum have a drink onenite. unless ur scary!

fuck sake, why don't i have facebook. bit of a silly question about "where abouts in mangere bridge?" there's only a few dozen streets in this little Summer Bay community~~

I guess i'll just cross my fingers, cruise over for a drink tomorrow night and hope for the best...... i'll keep you cunts updated

[Warrick]

i just told her to email me a photo, seeing as she's pc inclined. will upload asap.

[crocos]

Originally Posted by A Corpse

Joey Skaggs is a legend! Why have I never heard about any of these stories before?

Holy shit! That's awesome!

[Warrick]

rude, her name is Olivia.. I've fucked two Olivia's in the last two years. god damnit! why can't it be, something unique. Olivia's are usually hot though, so this should be good.

[Pepsi]

Originally Posted by Warrick

rude, her name is Olivia.. I've fucked two Olivia's in the last two years. god damnit! why can't it be, something unique. Olivia's are usually hot though, so this should be good.

lolz. Looking forward to seeing pics

[Warrick]

well, if I actually like her. I won't upload it to the internet, but I'd email you it Pepsi(and other nzg elite), just don't go uploading it.

She's out atm playing poker with her buddies, and I'm heading out shortly with Vandal to see some mates.. so I might not be able to update you peeps until tomorrow, if I like what I see, I'll probably take her out for dinner tomorrow night. So mmm, could be a few days yet for an update

[Thomas Meatball]

Fuck I'm bored. At least an hour to go. Need constant Wazza updates to break the boredom.


Oh hey, Quint... did you figure out your datum problem?

[Warrick]

probably sent her over 40 texts in the last hour.. it's going well, initially I thought she was a bit of a ditz, but that doesn't appear to be the case.

TommyGun, just up and leave work? Say "yehp, I'm done for the week, see you guys on Monday"

[Warrick]

Olivia's on Uni holidays until March, she's house-sitting until mid-Feb. Man, if she is hot, I could have heaps of roots before then. At least 90.

[Pepsi]

Awww cute. Hope it all goes well and she lets you lick her bumhole. If not, meatyballs is bored and might let you lick his.

[Warrick]

Actual lol, gw.

edit: Photo of her and Lara is incoming, I'll check my gmail at my mates place when I get there and forward it on to you awesome online friends of mine.

[Thomas Meatball]

Originally Posted by Warrick

TommyGun, just up and leave work? Say "yehp, I'm done for the week, see you guys on Monday"

I wish I could but I have to wait for the deadline for the clients to get their bullshit us us :/
Which is like... I dunno, 6.30 or maybe even 7 on a Friday. CHRIST. Now we're talking more like 1.5 hours to go. Fuck. I wish I had a Hustler so I could just go to the toilet and bang one out. But I'm so bored right now that I'd probably see some hot midget action and just be all like "meh".

[Warrick]

True, one of those ones~ I wonder how many cunts have actually busted a nut at work on the loo.

[Thomas Meatball]

Legend has it that a dude who used to work here (and who was known for being a bit of a tard) was busted jacking off to a Woman's Weekly in the ladies toilets.

[?>Superman]

Woman's Weekly? That's fucking embarassing.

[Thomas Meatball]

It's worse than George Costanza getting caught beating it to Glamour magazine.

[Vrtigo]

Originally Posted by AcidFang

Would light still shine if you were to freeze time?

I think everything would go black, because light is moving right?

whoa, youre totally right, heh. i cant believe ive never considered that before.

[Pepsi]

Originally Posted by Warrick

Actual lol, gw.

edit: Photo of her and Lara is incoming, I'll check my gmail at my mates place when I get there and forward it on to you awesome online friends of mine.

My bet is on her being attractive.. surely a fat ugly one wouldn't have the confidence to send pics and meet up with a random guy? Unless "she" is a dude totally messing with you?