Random Thoughts II - Page 993

StN · 11th April 2015, 12:11

I think the cat is going up because it appears the steps have been made with vertical planks backfilled with agregate to produce the step.

CCS · 11th April 2015, 13:09

Maybe, but why does the aggregate have the same pattern on each step? Photoshop? Or some other reason?

I think the cat is going down. Look at the bricks at the edge of the steps. I'd expect them to be arranged horizontally. The whole image looks quite shopped, but ignoring the cat, it appears that we're at the bottom of the steps, looking upward.

MadMax · 11th April 2015, 14:18

stop it. now.

Lightspeed · 11th April 2015, 14:28

MadMax: the voice of reason.

Savage · 13th April 2015, 14:16

http://www.news.com.au/technology/on...-1227301443468

leadinjector · 13th April 2015, 17:19

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

CCS · 13th April 2015, 17:48

You think you know someone.

Ab · 13th April 2015, 17:49

http://thefinancialdiet.com/the-fina...ng-me-in-debt/

CCS · 13th April 2015, 18:09

TLDR: stupid attention whore spends money she doesn't have on maintaining her e-persona and is in debt but she thinks that she'll eventually make money from her twitter. Needs a punt in the cunt.

leadinjector · 13th April 2015, 18:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

TLDR: stupid attention whore spends money she doesn't have on maintaining her e-persona and is in debt but she thinks that she'll eventually make money from her twitter. Needs a punt in the cunt.

she sounds like a bit of a sad case really. get the feeling her parents didnt hug her enough (or maybe too much?)

pxpx · 13th April 2015, 18:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

Congrats m8

MadMax · 13th April 2015, 19:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

Savage · 13th April 2015, 20:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

Congrats mate

Wake · 13th April 2015, 23:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

Cant wait to see you get pepper sprayed

Ab · 14th April 2015, 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

GALBRAITHS C....onstable sir

Ajax · 14th April 2015, 09:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

Don't tase me bro

Lightspeed · 16th April 2015, 15:56

This is amusing:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...mund-live.html

Telegraph reporter providing live coverage of a press conference discovers the conference is in German which he does not speak.

Lightspeed · 16th April 2015, 16:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

GALBRAITHS C....onstable sir

lolz

Congrats lead.

MadMax · 17th April 2015, 11:34

Quote:

I missed the train this morning and I had to go and wait on a different platform and all my strangers were different. Then when I got to North Melbourne, everyone was further ahead in their lives than me. The greyhound man at the corner? halfway down the street. The tradies and their coffees? Not there. The couple finishing their workout and loading the car? finished and loaded. Now I have a weird feeling of displacement and I feel like everyone knows I'm out of my time zone. I'll have to explain to people that it's okay, I'm from fifteen minutes ago, I've been stuck in the future all day.

Rince · 17th April 2015, 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

Welcome to the (04)!
I'll keep an eye out for you in P-town.

MadMax · 18th April 2015, 18:32

did not know that these exercise apps let you compete with others. going to have to try and beat the whippersnapper that's at the top of my favourite local walk

crocos · 18th April 2015, 21:54

Got 3 fresh eggs? This was my lunch today. Basically a savoury breakfast meringue. All the tasty, all the awesome.

I didn't have Con Carne, so used another yolk instead, and used crispy bacon as my egg consumption device (along with a fork).

http://imgur.com/gallery/zwbZO

Spink · 24th April 2015, 16:33

I don't think anybody's successfully bought, sold or exchanged anything on nzg's buy/sell/exchange in over a year but I'm going to give it a shot.

Lightspeed · 24th April 2015, 16:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Got 3 fresh eggs? This was my lunch today. Basically a savoury breakfast meringue. All the tasty, all the awesome.

I didn't have Con Carne, so used another yolk instead, and used crispy bacon as my egg consumption device (along with a fork).

http://imgur.com/gallery/zwbZO

Looks great! I want to do something similar where you separate the white and yolk, whisk up the white, place the yolk in the centre and then bake.

MadMax · 24th April 2015, 19:32

office shenanigans: I'm asked by someone who printed a couple of pages of weird pictures, obviously personal and non-worked related. So I check the printer job logs and see it belongs to someone else from the other side of the building and approach them with the prints. At this point through the all laughing I learn that the person who found the prints had already walked the entire building asking who printed it.

So now everyone from one side of the building starts printing out Wikipedia articles and meme's about wasting paper and wasting office time.

I still don't think the person who asked about the printing got the point.

Deadmeat · 26th April 2015, 19:10

"News of McIntyre's termination has generated debate on Twitter about freedom of speech."

Presumably by people that don't understand that freedom of speech isn't the same thing as freedom from consequences of speech.

crocos · 27th April 2015, 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Looks great! I want to do something similar where you separate the white and yolk, whisk up the white, place the yolk in the centre and then bake.

So... Basically what I did, without the cheese & extra spices for flavour? I find the baked egg-white on it's own quite bland.

Oh, I also used salt in addition to the pepper in the egg-white for extra flavour.

fixed_truth · 27th April 2015, 09:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadmeat

"News of McIntyre's termination has generated debate on Twitter about freedom of speech."

Presumably by people that don't understand that freedom of speech isn't the same thing as freedom from consequences of speech.

If only he had stopped at the first two tweets he maybe could have got some discussion going about why/what the anzacs were fighting for. Some much needed counterbalance to the truckie trevor vale stuff.

Spink · 27th April 2015, 11:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spink

I don't think anybody's successfully bought, sold or exchanged anything on nzg's buy/sell/exchange in over a year but I'm going to give it a shot.

streak unbroken!

Delphinus · 28th April 2015, 11:16

On the subject of simple and tasty eggs. Had this for breakfast.
http://food52.com/blog/12722-bodega-...y-to-make-eggs

Wisk eggs, chuck in frypan, cover with some grated cheese, fold over a bit. Serve on toast.
Much tastier than my usual fried egg, and so simple.

blynk · 28th April 2015, 14:13

Teeth pulling rapist

crocos · 28th April 2015, 14:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by blynk

Teeth pulling rapist

He should be romancing those in their 70's and 80's if he wants no teeth.

Damn, there's some sick fucks out there.

CCS · 28th April 2015, 15:03

It's a shame that judges can't/won't issue bizarre punishments to suit the crime. Eg, if this guy is found guilty, his victims get to yank his teeth out with pliers.

Spink · 28th April 2015, 15:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spink

streak unbroken!

Streak broken!

blynk · 28th April 2015, 15:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

It's a shame that judges can't/won't issue bizarre punishments to suit the crime. Eg, if this guy is found guilty, his victims get to yank his teeth out with pliers.

He would probably like it.

I know rape isnt always just a one off attack in the back of the alley, but at least one doesnt sound like a one of attack.

Quote:

The first victim had several teeth removed by Hansen during a drunken sexual encounter who pulled them out with pliers, throwing them out of the car they were in, Carter said.

Later, Hansen took the woman to a dentist and she allowed all her teeth to be removed. But he would destroy her dentures and tried to remove her wisdom teeth when they came through with a screwdriver, Carter said.

Ab · 28th April 2015, 18:13

So I was talking to the boy this morning about the old days and Quake and CTF and jesus I felt like some old tribal elder explaining the meanings of the charcoal squiggles on the cave wall.

StN · 28th April 2015, 19:03

^^^
Showed the daughter Zork on the Apple][.

Same.

MadMax · 28th April 2015, 19:25

one generation. BOOM

goneburger

Cyberbob · 29th April 2015, 12:18

Just met Orpheus. Small world.

orpheus · 29th April 2015, 17:08

haha

Hope I didn't seem to stalkerish.

11th April 2015, 12:11	#39681
StN I have detailed files	I think the cat is going up because it appears the steps have been made with vertical planks backfilled with agregate to produce the step. Last edited by StN : 11th April 2015 at 12:14.

11th April 2015, 13:09	#39682
CCS Stunt Pants	Maybe, but why does the aggregate have the same pattern on each step? Photoshop? Or some other reason? I think the cat is going down. Look at the bricks at the edge of the steps. I'd expect them to be arranged horizontally. The whole image looks quite shopped, but ignoring the cat, it appears that we're at the bottom of the steps, looking upward. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

11th April 2015, 14:18	#39683
MadMax Stuff	stop it. now. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

13th April 2015, 17:48	#39687
CCS Stunt Pants	You think you know someone. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

13th April 2015, 18:09	#39689
CCS Stunt Pants	^^ TLDR: stupid attention whore spends money she doesn't have on maintaining her e-persona and is in debt but she thinks that she'll eventually make money from her twitter. Needs a punt in the cunt. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

11th April 2015, 14:28	#39684
Lightspeed	MadMax: the voice of reason. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

13th April 2015, 14:16	#39685
Savage	http://www.news.com.au/technology/on...-1227301443468

13th April 2015, 17:19	#39686
leadinjector	got accepted into the police college today. piglet training in june! squeal!

13th April 2015, 17:49	#39688
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	http://thefinancialdiet.com/the-fina...ng-me-in-debt/

16th April 2015, 15:56	#39697
Lightspeed	This is amusing: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...mund-live.html Telegraph reporter providing live coverage of a press conference discovers the conference is in German which he does not speak. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

18th April 2015, 18:32	#39701
MadMax Stuff	did not know that these exercise apps let you compete with others. going to have to try and beat the whippersnapper that's at the top of my favourite local walk __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

18th April 2015, 21:54	#39702
crocos	Got 3 fresh eggs? This was my lunch today. Basically a savoury breakfast meringue. All the tasty, all the awesome. I didn't have Con Carne, so used another yolk instead, and used crispy bacon as my egg consumption device (along with a fork). http://imgur.com/gallery/zwbZO __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

24th April 2015, 16:33	#39703
Spink	I don't think anybody's successfully bought, sold or exchanged anything on nzg's buy/sell/exchange in over a year but I'm going to give it a shot. __________________ Weak hearts I rip.

24th April 2015, 19:32	#39705
MadMax Stuff	office shenanigans: I'm asked by someone who printed a couple of pages of weird pictures, obviously personal and non-worked related. So I check the printer job logs and see it belongs to someone else from the other side of the building and approach them with the prints. At this point through the all laughing I learn that the person who found the prints had already walked the entire building asking who printed it. So now everyone from one side of the building starts printing out Wikipedia articles and meme's about wasting paper and wasting office time. I still don't think the person who asked about the printing got the point. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

26th April 2015, 19:10	#39706
Deadmeat	"News of McIntyre's termination has generated debate on Twitter about freedom of speech." Presumably by people that don't understand that freedom of speech isn't the same thing as freedom from consequences of speech.

28th April 2015, 11:16	#39710
Delphinus	On the subject of simple and tasty eggs. Had this for breakfast. http://food52.com/blog/12722-bodega-...y-to-make-eggs Wisk eggs, chuck in frypan, cover with some grated cheese, fold over a bit. Serve on toast. Much tastier than my usual fried egg, and so simple.

28th April 2015, 14:13	#39711
blynk	WTF Teeth pulling rapist

28th April 2015, 15:03	#39713
CCS Stunt Pants	It's a shame that judges can't/won't issue bizarre punishments to suit the crime. Eg, if this guy is found guilty, his victims get to yank his teeth out with pliers. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

28th April 2015, 18:13	#39716
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	So I was talking to the boy this morning about the old days and Quake and CTF and jesus I felt like some old tribal elder explaining the meanings of the charcoal squiggles on the cave wall.

28th April 2015, 19:03	#39717
StN I have detailed files	^^^ Showed the daughter Zork on the Apple][. Same.

28th April 2015, 19:25	#39718
MadMax Stuff	one generation. BOOM goneburger __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

29th April 2015, 12:18	#39719
Cyberbob	Just met Orpheus. Small world. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

29th April 2015, 17:08	#39720
orpheus Jedi Knight	haha Hope I didn't seem to stalkerish.