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7th May 2004, 17:25 | #121 |
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:D
I would write an ESM limerick but it would have like 20 stanzas.
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7th May 2004, 17:28 | #122 |
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no one alive will flat with fob
maybe because hes a slob one smell of his fart and you're out like a tart no wonder he lives alone |
7th May 2004, 17:30 | #123 |
I have detailed files
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There once was a weather girl named Toni
For some she was a tad boney Her voice was all rough But that was enough For Ab to ride her like a pony Last edited by StN : 7th May 2004 at 17:32. |
7th May 2004, 17:35 | #124 |
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But I'm not bitter
Yes it's true the Orphans were defeated
We fought hard but our defense was depleted But in the rules it never said You can tape a cellphone to your head Only one way you won, YOU CHEATED |
7th May 2004, 17:36 | #125 |
Architeuthis
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NFC was a clan filled with guys
Who plotted the Monkeys' demise But their habit of losing And constant abusing Meant the Friends Club won no major prize. |
7th May 2004, 17:40 | #126 |
Bobo Fettish
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>H losing? How could that be?
'We've beaten HO's, you'll see' A matter of fate Good ole E4M8 Owned by THMC |
7th May 2004, 18:00 | #127 |
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>H Bloodrain champs maybe
But come Bloodrain2's semis man did they flee With a change of QW to come No advantage wasnt much fun They were sent packing by HO badly |
7th May 2004, 18:23 | #128 |
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I know that it's awfully weird
The way that I did hurt my head But since Simon keeps bringing it up, Maybe he should put down that wine cup And just come and join me in bed. Just kidding.... |
7th May 2004, 18:32 | #129 |
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Phreaker thought he was a photoshop guru
But it was neither magic nor voodoo CCS flopped out his cock Juju waited on the rock The thread is now as dead as a Dodo |
7th May 2004, 18:48 | #130 |
Stunt Pants
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Dodo doesn't rhyme with guru or voodoo. Smash you.
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7th May 2004, 18:50 | #131 |
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SSSHH! I know, but gave up.
It does if you use a scottish accent. |
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Stunt Pants
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8th May 2004, 00:36 | #133 |
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R A T E D !
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8th May 2004, 12:06 | #135 |
Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass
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Witty limericks of creativity
Highlight people's mischievous proclivity While university graduates Mock some poor hapless illiterates Festivity versus negativity Pics or it didn't happen Demonstrate the Crown's rapine Show us credible evidence For politics of difference Sheathe your divisive weapon! More humour we must induct Like, 'no complain of product!' Or, 'no rip of client money!' That was pretty damn funny Although the haiku thread sucked Let's get back to basics Emulate the stoics No more fighting Only roasting Akane and his broomsticks These limericks they own For this, it has been shown It's just a shame I'm forced to blame Hayley for my renown Last edited by Boyd-Work : 8th May 2004 at 12:09. |
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Here be dragons
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new thread ideas, about time! We need threads anew, photoshopping or two, but this 4+ page limerick leaves me cryin! |
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8th May 2004, 12:49 | #137 |
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Well, that was a bit of readin'
A big catch up I was a bit needin' With all this huffing and puffing Ze goggles, zey do nothing! And now both my eyes are bleedin' |
10th May 2004, 14:13 | #139 |
SHG
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bump
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10th May 2004, 14:29 | #140 |
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the chiefs have funnly won
it is a time of rejoice for fobski and simon we fucked up the canes the crusdaers are lame jono Gibbes for all black CAPton |
10th May 2004, 15:03 | #141 |
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My favourite footy team is Spurs
A team of fancy footwork do'ers When you look at their past you wonder why they're last Then remember that they're all fucking cunts and footballs's homo's game anyway, and who'd want to play it... fucking arseholes. I don't think the last line rhymed. |
10th May 2004, 15:24 | #142 |
Dee Hast Mish
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That lil tartlet named Rebecca Loos
Has tasted the beckham man juice He sent her a text and begged her for sex now bex juice drips out that caboose |
10th May 2004, 16:23 | #143 |
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van helsing came out at the flicks,
was boring, despite all the chicks. "Oh this movie sucks!" "refund my twelve bucks!" twas made by those hollywood pricks.
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10th May 2004, 21:16 | #144 |
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On Random Thoughts we had Rabble
With a train of spam and insane babble We typed and fought and mostly blundered, Trying for first post on page one hundred. I think I'll blame it on the Telecom cabal. |
10th May 2004, 21:52 | #145 |
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An ode to Dam
For he did spam it was already lame so he did more of the same Shut up, for bored I am Last edited by Rabble : 10th May 2004 at 21:55. |
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10th May 2004, 22:04 | #147 |
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/Me complains about out-of-context editing
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10th May 2004, 22:05 | #148 |
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Wrong forum for that complaint!!
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10th May 2004, 22:31 | #149 |
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'Tis said nothing rhymes with "lozenge,"
Except, if you push it, the word "orange," But try rhyming "month," And you'll just wind up stumped, And even harder to rhyme is "silver." |
10th May 2004, 22:43 | #150 |
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As I sit here like something undead,
Trying to get a poem out of my head, I look at the time, "COME ON! ONE MORE LINE!" But alas! It is time I'm in bed. |
11th May 2004, 00:29 | #151 |
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Uncle Gus sat upon his fundament
And scratched his head in puzzlement, Over how to rhyme with month. I thall thay thith only onth, It'th eathy with thith impediment. |
11th May 2004, 00:56 | #152 |
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Now these limericks are getting lame
People, you need to study this game! Different spelling doesn't work Kinda shows you're a burk, So give up and hang your heads in shame! Some thought this I gave cause this was the latest NZG rave but now I'm tired I need coffee, I'm not wired Click the button, this post I'll save. |
11th May 2004, 01:00 | #153 |
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ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NUSSINK!
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11th May 2004, 08:12 | #154 |
Bobo Fettish
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T'was during a session of humping,
A Pearl Necklace, cookie is wanting, But during bukakke, She felt suddenly lucky, ze goggles, zey DO do something! Last edited by Whiplash : 11th May 2004 at 08:14. |
11th May 2004, 10:12 | #155 |
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lol
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11th May 2004, 11:17 | #156 |
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Now, Gerbs, I don't want to be rude,
But you're far from "The Limerick Dude," It's not just the rhyming, There's also the timing, if you don't want your poem to get boo'ed. |
11th May 2004, 11:39 | #157 |
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My timing I know it sucks
This rhymes only from luck. Eat shit and die I won't tell a lie I really don't give a f**k! (no offense intended!) Practise doesn't make perfect it seems |
11th May 2004, 11:46 | #158 |
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Try and keep the same amount of syllables in all of the parts that rhyme together. (I count them on my fingers )
like first line = 12 syllables second = 12 syllables third = 9 fourth = 9 fifth =12. It makes it .... flow better. I think you can get away with the last one being longer than the first two. And of course remember that the first and second lines must rhyme with the last, and the third and fourth with each other. And you'll be away laughing! |
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your limerick has: 7 syllables, 6 syllables, 4 syllables, 5 syllables, 7 syllables. If you added some extra words here and there it would go a bit better: my timing, I know it does suck. this rhymes, but only by luck. go eat shit and die, I wont tell a lie, I really just dont give a fuck. See now you have 8 syllables, 7 syllables, (you can get away with one less because 'rhymes' is a loooong syllable) 5 syllables, 5 syllables, 8 syllables. And this concludes this weeks lesson. Good night! |
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11th May 2004, 11:54 | #160 |
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May twenty one, at the masonic tavern
We'll met cookie, what'll be her reaction When I say 'Hi there Cookie' 'My names Rocco Sigfredi' Make sure I get pics, or it didn't happen |