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'Disrespectful' Te Papa museum visitor ignores signs, climbs on $700,000 exhibit
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That makes it worse, you entitled fucking bitch! If you really did know him, then that actually makes it worse. You're dispresecting his memory and what he achieved by clambering all over his legacy and risking damage to it! SMFH.
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5th May 2019, 17:58 | #36123 |
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But she needed those Likes!
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5th May 2019, 19:33 | #36124 |
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Can't wait for her page to surface and watch her be destroyed.
Stupid bitch. One of ten ever built (albeit potentially the one cobbled together with spares so they kept the good bits for the race bike) and the one that wasn't at the the 9/10(+1 if you count White Lightening) meetup in the US a few years back - because NZ Govt were too stringent on insurance for it to travel. Obligatory big picture. No apologies for size! |
9th June 2019, 14:47 | #36125 |
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17th June 2019, 01:40 | #36126 |
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Google raising G Suite pricing and Dropbox raising pricing and turning into an app I don't want. Pricks.
Moving everything to 365. |
17th June 2019, 09:06 | #36127 |
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<3 u 365 my sweet bb
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17th June 2019, 14:27 | #36128 |
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Dropbox 2011: it's a folder that syncs
Dropbox 2019: We’re here to unleash the world’s creative energy by designing a more enlightened way of working fuuccckkkkk offffffffff |
17th June 2019, 15:16 | #36129 |
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Funny how Microsoft has become the "good guy" these days. Except for messing with Windows 10 that is. I don't know what was so wrong with the first release of Windows 10.
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21st June 2019, 21:55 | #36132 |
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“Look you fuckers stop trying to recreate slack because slack is already slack. I just want a fucking synced folder “
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22nd June 2019, 09:13 | #36133 |
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It's a solution desperately looking for a problem.
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22nd June 2019, 21:32 | #36134 |
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Got the flu jab only 2 months ago and pretty sure I’ve now got the flu.
This is day 4 of nausea, random heart palpitations, fever, blocked nose, painful sinuses, nearly chocking on phlegm, sore eyes, migraine ... I will say however a single dose of lemsip gives me a good four hours break from almost all of that. Now, the fun part is that as my bathroom is currently being renovated we have a portaloo outside as the only toilet. Today had a little sun shine which made the plastic room all nice and toasty warm. Just perfect for bringing out the smells from four weeks of deposits into the nostrils of a nauseas flu sufferer right when I really must go.
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My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 22nd June 2019 at 21:33. |
23rd June 2019, 10:06 | #36135 | |
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You do realise that there are literally billions of varieties of influenza and the boffins can only immunise against the 4-5 strains that is their best guess for what will most likely impact the majority of the white areas of the northern hemisphere. Also the "White areas" comment is not racist but instead a realistic reflection that the bloodwork that the majority of vaccines are tested against are from white folks. There are active movements to change that.
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23rd June 2019, 21:28 | #36136 |
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Wholey shit dude, I was not suggesting the jab was the cause of my sickness Aaand I’m fully aware of the science. It’s irony that adds to the gear grind, that’s all
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25th June 2019, 20:17 | #36137 |
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Right. The way you posted made it look like you were implying one led to the other.
Anyway... my gear grind for the evening: Looks like I've got a job for the weekend: Replace my front door knob. The barrel seems to have stopped working (jammed, had to jimmy it to get it open) and pulled out WAAAY too easily.
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1st July 2019, 21:11 | #36138 | |
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23rd July 2019, 12:08 | #36139 |
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Am I the only one that indicates when exiting a driveway or car park?
Oh hai there i see you’re trying to exit that there petrol station onto a busy road and no one is letting you in. WELL MAYBE IF YOU GAVE A CLUE WHERE YOU WERE GOING
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23rd July 2019, 13:41 | #36140 | |
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"Well I can't see your right hand indicator so your left one must be on, I will let you in. Why are you not going, fuck you I will go. Oh I see, you don't either indicator on you fucktard. You are never going to get onto the other side of the road like that" |
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29th July 2019, 13:47 | #36141 |
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GMG, the idiots on facebook Marketplace.
My rant is far too long for here. But people are fucktards on that place |
30th July 2019, 16:27 | #36142 | |
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31st July 2019, 11:40 | #36143 |
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Its generally used when it hasn't sold through Trademe
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3rd August 2019, 18:12 | #36144 |
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FB market place amuses the heck out of me seeing some of the ridiculous shit people are trying to fob off at stupid prices.
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8th August 2019, 19:22 | #36145 |
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Kid’s school asking us to fill out what his iwi, boat, river etc is. Ahhh that’s great but doesn’t work if you’re non-Maori. Any nearby mountain is not ours to claim and to write something down on the form I feel would be offensive to whoever might actually claim to be their mountain.
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8th August 2019, 21:10 | #36147 |
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Ngāti NZG, Serenity, Anduin
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10th August 2019, 16:02 | #36148 |
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Turns out it doesn’t really matter. Your local river/mount is “yours” if that’s where you’re from. As for waka, well his mum is from overseas so his waka will be wakarere Quantas
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10th August 2019, 18:26 | #36149 |
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It appears that my vdsl splitter has stopped working. The noise on the line went up, and speed i'm syncing at dropped dramatically a few days ago.
I've just put the line in place without the splitter, and it's no worse, so yea, the splitter's just stopped doing its job. Never heard of this before. I'll get a new splitter tomorrow I guess. UFB can't come fast enough.
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16th September 2019, 18:46 | #36150 |
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I kinda want to move to Aussie now, because it seems everything I need to arrange demands that I already have an Aussie address.
Fuck.
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16th September 2019, 19:13 | #36151 |
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Rent a PO Box from Australia Post at a post office close to somewhere you know you'll be regularly (e.g. the new job).
https://m.auspost.com.au/m-static/me...ine-access.pdf Give your employer's address as your street address on the application. I've found a PO Box so useful I couldn't imagine being without it. Giving people my home address? Fuck offfff. |
16th September 2019, 20:10 | #36152 | |
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But yeah, the plan is for general mail & smol packages it's get a PO Box.
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27th September 2019, 12:50 | #36153 |
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I want to make more music away from computer screens. So I ordered an Aphex 661 Compressor from the states. It has an easy fuse slot for 120v or 240v connections. So I knew I needed more parts. Oh well, work it out when the unit arrives.
It arrived, and on the weekend I was screwing gear into the rack, velcro up all the cables nice and neat, powered up the rack. All gear powers up except the Aphex, then I remember it has the wrong fuse in place! Turn it off and all LEDs on Aphex flash. Fuck. I may have cooked my compressor running 0.375 amps through when it should be 0.25 amps. Cannot attempt to power it on yet, the correct fuses are in the mail. I am a fucking idiot. I'm trying to console myself with videos of people throwing their $1,000 iphones into the toilet, ocean, sewer. And thinking stupid shit like the difference between 0.375 amps and 0.25 amps is so small and couldn't possibly kill the device. |
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Nich makes pop. Good luck with that... I imagine a repair MIGHT be justifiable if it's a unit you really wanted (and already sunk $$ into). Probably better to have a slightly more expensive compressor than a very expensive doorstop.
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27th September 2019, 21:22 | #36155 | |
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28th September 2019, 10:31 | #36156 |
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good news is that current fuse is dead. no smoke got let out, and all components inside appear uncooked. After taking it to a few repair shops, the fix may be a transformer 240v to 120v |
3rd October 2019, 14:09 | #36157 |
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Here's that hippie, pro-privacy, pro-freedom Apple y'all so love: Hong Kong protest safety app banned from iOS store
Tim Cook: I know we're supposed to be the good guys but China has so much money |
9th October 2019, 13:05 | #36158 |
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groundhog day
Blizzard has removed Hong Kong Hearthstone competition winner blitzchung from Hearthstone Grand Masters, revoked all his prize money, and have banned him from pro play for stating his support for Hong Kong democracy protestors.
Blizzard Entertainment: I know we're supposed to be the good guys but China has so much money |
9th October 2019, 16:49 | #36159 |
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Reddit's going absolutely nuts about it. /r/Blizzard has been set to private, and any/all gaming subreddits are posting hundreds of screenshots of people deleting Blizzard related accounts, cancelling subscriptions, etc etc.
It's full meltdown mode.
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9th October 2019, 18:06 | #36160 |
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