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23rd August 2012, 12:13 | #1 | |
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Only in America - The Thread
Instead of creating a new thread every time one of these things pop up, I figure we should create a dedicated catch-all and keep all the regionalized lols in one place.
I'll start: $2b claim over parking meter illness Quote:
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23rd August 2012, 12:31 | #2 |
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"claiming that radiation from the wireless signals emanating from the meters is causing ringing in her ears, ear infections and tightness on the back, left side of her neck."
She drew the short straw with radiation poisoning. Perhaps she's suing so she can be a billionaire playgirl philanthropist instead? |
23rd August 2012, 12:33 | #3 |
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Hope she wins.
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23rd August 2012, 12:34 | #4 |
Nothing to See Here!
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All you people up there, in city hall, are fucking it up for the people thats in the streets!
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23rd August 2012, 22:30 | #5 |
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those who aren't managing their mental state very well exist in every country - appreciate the sentiment, but need some proper 'only in america' action going on.
i was going to suggest 'chick drinks herself to death with coke', but then realised... |
24th August 2012, 01:07 | #6 |
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To be frank, these sorts of things should not warrant attention.
"Woman claims that......." does not in and of itself justify any sort of publicity. Yes, we all realise how fucking retarded these sorts of claims are. I could go out tomorrow and with a good enough PR team / lawyer, claim that Celia Wade-Brown's new policy on public transport in Wellington had given me herpes and get it on Stuff. That's stupid, and it only exacerbates the problem. If this woman gets paid out (she won't), or if WCC responded to MY claim with some vouchers in apology or an expletive-filled rant about how I should appreciate my Mayor and just STFU, THAT would justify some sort of attention. But it won't. So my vote would be to reserve this thread for things that are actually completely fucked up (of which there are many), rather than reposting whatever the 'alternative media' thought would garner page views that day (read: generate them income). Instead, things like Stella's lawsuit against McDonalds (yes, the woman who was burnt by the coffee, do you know the facts?) get more or less ignored or ridiculed because they get lumped into the same category as people who are claiming billions of dollars in damage because they are...well, fucked in the head, basically. I guess in summary I'm saying, let's stay focused on things that are actually fucked up, and not simply every retard that makes a claim that shit is fucked up. |
24th August 2012, 02:11 | #7 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5OWR...layer_embedded
From May 2010, an exchange between Michael D Higgins (who was elected President of Ireland last year) and Tea Party-loving radio guy Michael Graham on Irish radio.
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24th August 2012, 02:23 | #8 |
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I love how fiery he is!
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
25th August 2012, 16:38 | #9 |
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Childcare workers ran toddler 'fight club'
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/america...ler-fight-club
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25th August 2012, 17:34 | #10 | |
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Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI |
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25th August 2012, 20:54 | #11 | |
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28th August 2012, 04:29 | #12 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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28th August 2012, 08:23 | #13 |
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hahaha thats awesome.
in saying that miscarriage is like 33% or some similar number, know one seems to talk about it, its weird. We had a couple, I figure its God's way of getting rid of really bad babies : ) hehe
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28th August 2012, 14:53 | #16 |
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That scripture quote reads like it's a Savage Garden lyric
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28th August 2012, 17:45 | #17 | |
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28th August 2012, 17:51 | #18 |
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Bro, they're hardout Christians, they probably just squat over a bucket for a few days.
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28th August 2012, 18:07 | #19 | |
Don't worry, be harpy
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28th August 2012, 18:10 | #20 |
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Just checking but...everybody realises that's a pisstake, right?
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28th August 2012, 18:55 | #21 | |
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28th August 2012, 19:00 | #22 | |
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
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28th August 2012, 23:23 | #23 | |
Always itchy
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29th August 2012, 11:55 | #24 |
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Does this count?
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29th August 2012, 12:14 | #25 | |
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29th August 2012, 12:45 | #26 |
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Dumb - and even more dumb is the old woman at the end saying that his name in sign language in no way resembles a gun. His name is Hunter. Of course it's supposed to look like a gun.
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29th August 2012, 12:54 | #27 |
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That's what braindead zero tolerance policies get you. I've read reports of similar ridiculous things at schools with this sort of policy.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
10th September 2012, 16:34 | #29 | |
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Sexually assaulted by a cop? Your fault.
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/201...nge/?mobile=nc Quote:
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10th September 2012, 16:41 | #30 |
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Wow. Sounds like a withered old bitch that's jealous she couldn't get felt-up if she paid for it.
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10th September 2012, 16:49 | #31 |
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... Or a suppressed rape victim who is living in denial, I guess. A "This chit got justice? Where's mine?!? Fuck her!" type of thing.
EDIT: Apparently mob-justice has made the judge apologise.
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23rd September 2012, 15:49 | #32 | |
Objection!
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Guy in wheelchair waving a pen? Shoot him
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/america...armed-with-pen
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Oh and this is Texas. Might explain a thing or two. |
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23rd September 2012, 19:14 | #33 | |
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...I'm here all night folks. |
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24th September 2012, 11:06 | #34 | |
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24th October 2012, 12:25 | #36 |
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two teenage boys lure a girl into their home, strangle her, throw body into recycling bin
why? for her BMX bike parts http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...squales-death/
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24th October 2012, 12:34 | #37 |
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i read it as they lured her in with promises of BMX parts?
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24th October 2012, 12:45 | #38 |
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nigga stole my bike
yeah possibly my bad, may have misread but they did take her bike afterwards... and someone in comments said "The articles states the motive was to steal parts of her bike." guess we don't know true motivation
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14th November 2012, 19:16 | #39 |
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Only an idiot would drive on the footpath to avoid a school bus.
Surely not Yup - http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/7946...lds-idiot-sign |
16th November 2012, 18:51 | #40 |
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Wifey ran over hubbie coz he didn't vote in the recent election.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/7960...ro-Romney-wife |