What grinds your gears? - Page 10

Baal · 24th July 2007, 10:35

Whiny skateboarders.

flic · 24th July 2007, 10:37

Yes, let's make a cycle lane, a rollerblading lane and a skateboarding lane and make the car drivers out there stand up and take notice of those who aren't polluting the environment.

Perhaps a special set of roads for SUV and van drivers so the rest of us can see where we're going when we drive.

Maybe a bridge at every intersection for pedestrians so we don't have to give way to them when their crossing on OUR green light!

reac · 24th July 2007, 10:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

When people spell "eh" as "aye".

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?eh

The only spelling of "aye" that is pronounced "eh" means continually or always.

Matt0r · 24th July 2007, 10:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

When people spell "eh" as "aye".

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?eh

The only spelling of "aye" that is pronounced "eh" means continually or always.

what are you talking aboot eh?

Kryten · 24th July 2007, 10:43

1. Your bundled-by-Apple iPod headphones actually do suck. Let's not get started on your choice of music.

2. I know the footpath is for sharing. That doesn't mean you can walk slowly, or wander from side to side, or stop and chat with 5 of your mates during rush hour. Keep the fuck out of the way.

3. I know you've got an addiction problem and are too weak minded to quit. That doesn't mean you should light up as soon as you get near anything resembling the outdoors and light a cigarette, so those of us who don't smoke are forced to walk through a cloud of your pollution. You're already fucked, it won't do you any more damage to walk another 20 metres before light up.

Juju · 24th July 2007, 10:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kryten

1. Your bundled-by-Apple iPod headphones actually do suck. Let's not get started on your choice of music.

2. I know the footpath is for sharing. That doesn't mean you can walk slowly, or wander from side to side, or stop and chat with 5 of your mates during rush hour. Keep the fuck out of the way.

3. I know you've got an addiction problem and are too weak minded to quit. That doesn't mean you should light up as soon as you get near anything resembling the outdoors and light a cigarette, so those of us who don't smoke are forced to walk through a cloud of your pollution. You're already fucked, it won't do you any more damage to walk another 20 metres before light up.

Asian students on Queen Street?

Kryten · 24th July 2007, 10:49

Actually, no (to both). Wellington can be just as bad.

Helious · 24th July 2007, 10:54

Slammin' it home with some chick for 2hours and being unable to bust a nut..

This is getting beyond a joke now, the last 4 girls -- nothing.

Sure they have the time of their life, but dang! My little fella has quite the build up of soldiers waiting to be deployed!!!

*sigh*

xor · 24th July 2007, 10:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage

being rung almost every morning by some motherfucker wanting a coffee delivered to them.

Motherfuckers that don't get me my coffee! That really grinds my gears, teeth and makes me want to rip out my eyeballs....until I get my coffee

]- Volatile -[ · 24th July 2007, 11:06

HELIOUS!! fuck

StN · 24th July 2007, 11:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

Slammin' it home with some chick for 2hours and being unable to bust a nut..

This is getting beyond a joke now, the last 4 girls -- nothing.

Sure they have the time of their life, but dang! My little fella has quite the build up of soldiers waiting to be deployed!!!

*sigh*

All macked up with no wad to blow.

xor · 24th July 2007, 11:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by ]- Volatile -[

HELIOUS!! fuck
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Cunts that don't disable smiles

wasp · 24th July 2007, 11:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by caffiend

I say 'my bad', but I'm trying to cut down

People who say: 'Awwww.... bless', while smiling patronisingly.

I thought only teenagers say "my bad" - my ex gf used to say it all the time when she was in 7th form. Fuck i just wanted to kick her. Anyway carry on.

Sp0nge · 24th July 2007, 11:34

Helious, I've come up with some possible explanations and solutions for your dilemma:
-you're overusing it...take a break
-you've been macking ugly bitches lately...go find some young ones to break in.
-youve got a blockage...better you than me dude
-youre turning gay...homo.

I hope its not the last one...nzgames needs a porn star, and youre it.

flic · 24th July 2007, 11:54

or the performance enhancing drugs aren't working

ala* · 24th July 2007, 12:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

Slammin' it home with some chick for 2hours and being unable to bust a nut..

This is getting beyond a joke now, the last 4 girls -- nothing.

Sure they have the time of their life, but dang! My little fella has quite the build up of soldiers waiting to be deployed!!!

*sigh*

now would be a good time to lay off the coke or any other drugs you are using before/during sex.

xor · 24th July 2007, 12:15

Maybe his cock has a $200 coke habit

that's an expensive root!

People at the gym who use more than 1 machine at a time and then get fucked off when you use one grinds my gears!

Helious · 24th July 2007, 12:48

When I do blow, it's going to be like tryna pass a pineapple through a vacuum cleaner hose..

CHUNKY!

ala* · 24th July 2007, 12:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

When I do blow, it's going to be like tryna pass a pineapple through a vacuum cleaner hose..

CHUNKY!

wait a sec... not that I want to pry or anything... but...

are you saying you can't even get yourself off!? or that you don't masturbate?

Helious · 24th July 2007, 13:02

I nailed one out a few weeks back I think.. quite a shame really, it used to be part of my daily routine. I just can't be bothered anymore.

heh

Sp0nge · 24th July 2007, 13:52

OMG!
Helious lost his mojo!

Rocket · 24th July 2007, 14:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

Slammin' it home with some chick for 2hours and being unable to bust a nut..

This is getting beyond a joke now, the last 4 girls -- nothing.

Sure they have the time of their life, but dang! My little fella has quite the build up of soldiers waiting to be deployed!!!

*sigh*

haha always wondered what kind of ppl ring those adds on the radio. looks like thats you... i'd get that sorted cause apparently it leads to impotence.

Ab · 24th July 2007, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

Slammin' it home with some chick for 2hours and being unable to bust a nut..

This is getting beyond a joke now, the last 4 girls -- nothing.

COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG

Helious · 24th July 2007, 14:48

hahaha.. I'll be fine, I know what's going on and why it's happening.

It's temporary.

flic · 24th July 2007, 14:49

is it because you're just not that into them? (mentally not physically)

Helious · 24th July 2007, 14:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG

lol "i'm helious bitch! enjoy yourself"

Rince · 24th July 2007, 14:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious-

I nailed one out a few weeks back I think.. quite a shame really, it used to be part of my daily routine. I just can't be bothered anymore.

heh

QotM

The Edge · 24th July 2007, 18:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Teapot

VARK.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NLP_modalities ?

Sp0nge · 24th July 2007, 19:46

yeah, if you want to get your message across to co-workers it pays to use a variety of techniques...
i worked with a guy that most people had trouble getting their message across to, until I discovered that if you drew him a simple diagram, he'd click on pretty quick.
...also remember that about 50% of communication is body language, and you can usually get a pretty good idea if the message is not getting across.

Caesar · 24th July 2007, 22:12

Buying a nice big wide screen telly...

And still having to put up with black bars on top and bottom when watching wide screen DVDs...

ARGH!

C

CCS · 24th July 2007, 22:34

16:9 != 2.35:1

dead goon · 24th July 2007, 23:23

people who spent shit loads of money on a television.

StN · 25th July 2007, 08:19

People who don't understand what CCS said, and want every peg to fit snuggly in their hole.

Kryten · 25th July 2007, 09:27

A 2.35:1 TV would be utterly terrible. Why not just buy a projector and quit bitching?

OoKiE · 25th July 2007, 09:46

People who think sitting in a dark room watching a warped, washed out image from a projector is the only way to watch a movie.

caffiend · 25th July 2007, 10:31

People who are posting in this thread just to have a little bitch about the things other people are bitching about.

cEvin · 25th July 2007, 10:31

the elderly.

StN · 25th July 2007, 10:43

The hirsute.

caffiend · 25th July 2007, 10:59

China

MadLep · 25th July 2007, 12:01

Formation slow-walkers on busy city pavements.
Morons that bowl out of a store at full pace into lunchtime foot traffic without looking first (YES PLEB IT'S LIKE A ROAD - GIVE WAY WHEN ENTERING TRAFFIC AND DON'T COLLIDE)

24th July 2007, 10:37	#362
flic Dee Hast Mish	Yes, let's make a cycle lane, a rollerblading lane and a skateboarding lane and make the car drivers out there stand up and take notice of those who aren't polluting the environment. Perhaps a special set of roads for SUV and van drivers so the rest of us can see where we're going when we drive. Maybe a bridge at every intersection for pedestrians so we don't have to give way to them when their crossing on OUR green light! __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

24th July 2007, 11:54	#375
flic Dee Hast Mish	or the performance enhancing drugs aren't working __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

24th July 2007, 14:49	#385
flic Dee Hast Mish	is it because you're just not that into them? (mentally not physically) __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

24th July 2007, 22:34	#391
CCS Stunt Pants	^^^ 16:9 != 2.35:1

24th July 2007, 10:43	#365
Kryten	1. Your bundled-by-Apple iPod headphones actually do suck. Let's not get started on your choice of music. 2. I know the footpath is for sharing. That doesn't mean you can walk slowly, or wander from side to side, or stop and chat with 5 of your mates during rush hour. Keep the fuck out of the way. 3. I know you've got an addiction problem and are too weak minded to quit. That doesn't mean you should light up as soon as you get near anything resembling the outdoors and light a cigarette, so those of us who don't smoke are forced to walk through a cloud of your pollution. You're already fucked, it won't do you any more damage to walk another 20 metres before light up.

24th July 2007, 10:49	#367
Kryten	Actually, no (to both). Wellington can be just as bad.

24th July 2007, 10:54	#368
Helious	What grinds my gears? Slammin' it home with some chick for 2hours and being unable to bust a nut.. This is getting beyond a joke now, the last 4 girls -- nothing. Sure they have the time of their life, but dang! My little fella has quite the build up of soldiers waiting to be deployed!!! sigh

24th July 2007, 11:06	#370
]- Volatile -[	HELIOUS!! fuck __________________ 2 peanuts walked into a bar.... one was asalted. Last edited by ]- Volatile -[ : 24th July 2007 at 11:08.

24th July 2007, 11:34	#374
Sp0nge	Helious, I've come up with some possible explanations and solutions for your dilemma: -you're overusing it...take a break -you've been macking ugly bitches lately...go find some young ones to break in. -youve got a blockage...better you than me dude -youre turning gay...homo. I hope its not the last one...nzgames needs a porn star, and youre it. __________________ '[]' []-[] [] []\[] []<

24th July 2007, 12:15	#377
xor	Maybe his cock has a $200 coke habit that's an expensive root! People at the gym who use more than 1 machine at a time and then get fucked off when you use one grinds my gears!

24th July 2007, 12:48	#378
Helious	When I do blow, it's going to be like tryna pass a pineapple through a vacuum cleaner hose.. CHUNKY!

24th July 2007, 13:02	#380
Helious	I nailed one out a few weeks back I think.. quite a shame really, it used to be part of my daily routine. I just can't be bothered anymore. heh

24th July 2007, 13:52	#381
Sp0nge	OMG! Helious lost his mojo! __________________ '[]' []-[] [] []\[] []<

24th July 2007, 14:48	#384
Helious	hahaha.. I'll be fine, I know what's going on and why it's happening. It's temporary.

24th July 2007, 19:46	#389
Sp0nge	yeah, if you want to get your message across to co-workers it pays to use a variety of techniques... i worked with a guy that most people had trouble getting their message across to, until I discovered that if you drew him a simple diagram, he'd click on pretty quick. ...also remember that about 50% of communication is body language, and you can usually get a pretty good idea if the message is not getting across. __________________ '[]' []-[] [] []\[] []<

24th July 2007, 22:12	#390
Caesar	You know grinds my gears??? Buying a nice big wide screen telly... And still having to put up with black bars on top and bottom when watching wide screen DVDs... ARGH! C

24th July 2007, 23:23	#392
dead goon	people who spent shit loads of money on a television.

25th July 2007, 08:19	#393
StN I have detailed files	People who don't understand what CCS said, and want every peg to fit snuggly in their hole.

25th July 2007, 09:27	#394
Kryten	A 2.35:1 TV would be utterly terrible. Why not just buy a projector and quit bitching?

25th July 2007, 09:46	#395
OoKiE	People who think sitting in a dark room watching a warped, washed out image from a projector is the only way to watch a movie. __________________ "I'm a rocket scientist trapped inside the mind of a fool."

25th July 2007, 10:31	#396
caffiend	People who are posting in this thread just to have a little bitch about the things other people are bitching about. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone so unhappy these days?

25th July 2007, 10:31	#397
cEvin Love In Vein	the elderly.

25th July 2007, 10:43	#398
StN I have detailed files	The hirsute.

25th July 2007, 10:59	#399
caffiend	China __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone so unhappy these days?

25th July 2007, 12:01	#400
MadLep	Formation slow-walkers on busy city pavements. Morons that bowl out of a store at full pace into lunchtime foot traffic without looking first (YES PLEB IT'S LIKE A ROAD - GIVE WAY WHEN ENTERING TRAFFIC AND DON'T COLLIDE) __________________ @madlep I'm not Australian, I just live there ubercharged.net - Tales of Team Fortress 2 pwnage and other hilarity