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20th June 2019, 21:55 | #41602 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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ATB - Till I Come
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20th June 2019, 21:55 | #41603 | |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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21st June 2019, 11:59 | #41605 |
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Dam shazam cant get it either
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21st June 2019, 15:53 | #41607 |
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Edit: a lot of people figured it out before I realized my browser hadn't refreshed since yesterday.
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23rd June 2019, 23:04 | #41609 |
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About ten years ago there was either an ad or a tv show where people would ask other people where something was, and the answer would always be "on the floor!"
wtf was it?
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25th June 2019, 01:30 | #41611 |
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right now the only thing getting me through the Trump era is the Keanu Reeves era
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25th June 2019, 23:32 | #41612 |
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How did I miss this...
US Supreme Court rules against Apple in App Store monopoly case Spotify seems to think Apple is a monopoly, hence [why] they filed an antitrust complaint with the European Commission and even made a site about Apple's monopolistic practices. Why didn't anyone tell me I was right all along? :P
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27th June 2019, 15:27 | #41613 |
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Has The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert been #cancelled for #culturalappropriation yet?
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27th June 2019, 18:07 | #41614 |
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Fucking hell Ab! You like to live dangerously trying to criticise LGBTTQQIAAP* media favourites.
*yeah, not made up. Arguably more letters can be added.
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29th June 2019, 11:36 | #41615 |
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Sorry, too pissed last night. Ab, feel free to delete last night's rambling shit posts.
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29th June 2019, 13:08 | #41616 |
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Oh dude, you know that's not how this works
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30th June 2019, 16:59 | #41617 |
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There’s a QR barcode on the receipt from my last doctors visit. It’s simply a QR code for “Hello :)”
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30th June 2019, 17:03 | #41618 |
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That is hilarious to me. Maybe using a system that has the capacity, but the doctor doesn't have anything useful to place there.
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2nd July 2019, 01:03 | #41619 |
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So an invitational team of male netball part-timers beat the Silver Ferns, and we're not allowed to talk about it or something...?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/new...ectid=12245538 |
2nd July 2019, 15:13 | #41620 |
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When it comes to what can and can't be discussed, don't take your marching orders from a breakfast television host, be they male or female.
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2nd July 2019, 20:22 | #41621 |
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That same host was a candidate for the Greens... and they like telling people what to do.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
10th July 2019, 19:32 | #41622 |
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Renovated my bathroom and replaced the low pressure HWC with a high pressure unit. Anyone know what I should expect to get for the old cylinder from a scrap dealer?
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10th July 2019, 20:19 | #41623 | |
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11th July 2019, 11:55 | #41624 |
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Tired as fuck today but that was definitely worth staying up for.
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11th July 2019, 13:00 | #41625 |
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I rolled over and saw that it was midnight and put iHeart radio on. Stayed listening for the next 2 hours. Kept thinking I should get up and watch the last few overs, but I'd miss something on the stagger to the lounge.
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12th July 2019, 00:00 | #41626 |
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
12th July 2019, 12:35 | #41627 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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15th July 2019, 15:26 | #41628 |
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26th July 2019, 02:26 | #41630 |
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26th July 2019, 12:36 | #41631 |
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26th July 2019, 14:56 | #41632 |
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So a kid from my son's soccer team turns up with his dad, in a very shiny Ferrari 488. Got talking, turns out he owns a company in Germany that outfits private planes with wifi etc. Years ago he did a few small jobs for some Silicon Valley types that paid him in BTC. He sat on them for years then decided to take it seriously, and he must have timed it well, as he did pretty darn well out of it. Multiple super cars, gives significant amounts of money to charity, and remotely manages a German company from NZ.
Must be a good life.
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29th July 2019, 00:50 | #41634 |
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29th July 2019, 01:33 | #41635 |
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Lawnmower Man
https://twitter.com/donster75/status...13062892965891
NSFW - Weirdo using a lawnmower (?) in a way I can never imagine.
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29th July 2019, 12:37 | #41636 |
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Oh I did not need to watch that :/
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29th July 2019, 18:54 | #41637 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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29th July 2019, 21:00 | #41638 |
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Is DrT drunk posting again?
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29th July 2019, 21:05 | #41639 |
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What the actual fuck
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30th July 2019, 13:23 | #41640 |
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