What grinds your gears?

[StN]

I said no olives FFS!!

but your kind of hot so I'll let it slide.

[Jodi]

You're

[MadMax]

your is the new you're

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by MadMax

your is the new you're

No, it's not.

[?>Superman]

Ahh I feel like the old NZG is back

<3

[fidgit]

Date Time Location Event Details
May 29, 2013 08:39:00 AM Carlstadt NJ US Departure Scan
May 25, 2013 10:15:41 AM Carlstadt NJ US Arrival Scan
May 24, 2013 08:04:27 PM Hebron KY US Departure Scan
May 24, 2013 05:20:17 PM Hebron KY US Arrival Scan
May 24, 2013 01:22:11 AM Carlstadt NJ US Customs Clearance delay
May 23, 2013 10:15:19 PM --- Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit to carrier

-_- package hasn't moved for two days, and it's evening on Friday so probably isn't going anywhere till Monday now :/. Kinda weird, Amazons shipping is usually tip-top (it's only once a package gets to NZ that this kind of feet-dragging is typical)

[CCS]

So... it went from New Jersey to Kentucky and back to New Jersey again? Wat?

[fidgit]

Originally Posted by CCS

So... it went from New Jersey to Kentucky and back to New Jersey again? Wat?

That's what it looks like!

The only explanation I can think of is that first NJ thing on the 24th wasn't actually a statement of it's whereabouts, but a warning that it would be delayed once it got to NJ. I've been waiting since the 29th to see if it shows up back in KY again. Not sure why it's going to the East coast for a trip across the pacific though.

[BaM]

Car has been keyed twice in two weeks, parked in the same spot. I'm fucked off to say the least.

[MadMax]

^ that's pretty shit tbh

i'd be inclined to camp nearby

[MadMax]

toshiba usb3.0 dynadock

POS. in fact, combined with recent laptop shittyness, i'm not buying toshiba anymore.

[Rince]

Originally Posted by BaM

Car has been keyed twice in two weeks, parked in the same spot. I'm fucked off to say the least.

What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by BaM

Car has been keyed twice in two weeks, parked in the same spot. I'm fucked off to say the least.

Nooooooooo!

[Ab]

People who complain that "the email looks all funny when I print it out"

[CCS]

Tell them it's cos they're looking at it funny.

[pxpx]

Originally Posted by Ab

People who complain that "the email looks all funny when I print it out"

Tell them "PC Load Letter" and then walk away.

[p01s0n]

Originally Posted by pxpx

Tell them "PC Load Letter" and then walk away.

we use a4 in australia, not letter

[MadMax]

Originally Posted by Ab

People who complain that "the email looks all funny when I print it out"

be pointing them at the "please consider the environment before printing this email" signature

paste into word

[chiQ]

Going through my apartment and finding all Lily's stuff for disposal grinds, grates, and graunches my gears. Pets are family. Mine got me through the death of my marriage. It just seems so ghastly to lose one so soon after I've come right from that.

One consolation is that a dear friend from the US, who has just got her cat out of quarantine, after moving here to work at the studio, is going to need a lot of it, so it's not just going into the bin.

[p01s0n]

oh my god this fucking guy on ebay.

so I list my old SLR and some cropbody lenses that don't fit my current SLR, and this dude uses the buy it now feature within 10mins of me listing. fucking chur #winning etc

but then he doesn't pay, and i send him two messages over a 10 day period and he doesn't reply, no payment, nothing.

i'm pretty cheesed off about that, so i'm like, final warning:

It has been over a week since this auction ended.
I have not heard from you.
I have messaged you twice now, including payment information.
I have not received payment for the item.
If I do not hear from you by 5pm tomorrow I will
- relist the item
- place negative feedback

Thank you

and of COURSE he sends me an immediate reply

My Apology I have been away. I am very sorry but I have to ask you to cancel the sale. I was waiting for funds which have not come in and I am unable to pay for this.
KInd Regards

idgaf! not my fault you bid on an item you don't have money for.
so i look through ebay trying to find some quick option for "clown didn't pay and i need to relist it" and the only recourse is to do a second chance offer to the other bidders, which don't exist! And I can't relist it anyway, as new ebay accounts are limited to how much they can sell per month for some categories (ie - digital cameras)

so i message this poor once again

cool thanks a lot.
I can't do a second chance offer, as there were no other bidders.
I can't relist the item, as it will exceed my selling limit for the month.
I will have to open a dispute through the resolution center, so that I can get refunded the fees from ebay and be able to relist this item again.

in the future, maybe don't bid on items you don't have money for?

and you know what he says? this fucking guy. this fucking guy he goes:

People make mistakes, like the five a month I get on my selling account. You could have done a mutual cancellation but you choose to go in hard and get me a bad record

jimmies fucking obliterated that this fuckwit thinks he can go around dicking people over with no recourse, and then tries to make me look like the asshole!

jesus christ these fucking poors.

[Luse]

I love how can some people not connect the dots between their idiocy causing a negative experience and their victims giving them negative feedback.

[Lightspeed]

Cherry picking experts and then having the media pass it off as news.

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/auckland...tion-for-youth

[Ab]

Google "Miriam Grossman" for great lols.

Family First Australia had her as a keynote speaker over here last year, it was nonstop craziness. "Condoms don't stop the spread of disease! Jesus does!"

[aR Que]

Have i ever told you how much i hate fucking banks?

[MadMax]

i hate robbing banks

[mpx]

Super duper sore stomach pain on the left side, I think it's AIDS

[DrTiTus]

AIDS checklist:

Have you, in the last 12 months:

[ ] fucked a monkey that seemed a little on the skinny side?
[ ] had sex with a man with a bleeding anus?
[ ] sucked a rotten dick while your gums bled?
[ ] travelled to South Africa, Nigeria, India, San Francisco or Sydney?
[ ] paid for sex but insisted you "don't wear socks in bed"?
[ ] upgraded to an iPhone5?

If you answered Yes to any of the above questions, you may in fact have the AIDS.

[?>Superman]

^lol

[mpx]

Ohh, dodged a bullet with not going to Sydney. Phew, must just be acid then.

[aR Que]

Originally Posted by mpx

Ohh, dodged a bullet with not going to Sydney. Phew, must just be acid then.

Nah man, he said any one of the items. Missing one ain't gonna save you.

[mpx]

Well I'd rather fuck a monkey than use an iPhone 5 (OH NO HE DIDN'T) so let's go with that!

[Lightspeed]

Originally Posted by Ab

Google "Miriam Grossman" for great lols.

Family First Australia had her as a keynote speaker over here last year, it was nonstop craziness. "Condoms don't stop the spread of disease! Jesus does!"

It's gotta be a goldmine for her though, lots people willing to pay an expert to tell them what they want to hear.

[Cyberbob]

Not getting any sick leave until I've been at the job for six months.

Had a day off last week, and apparently it has to be leave without pay. I was kinda counting on that money.

Moral of the story: Next time I'm sick, I'll be sick at my desk, infecting everyone else.

[p01s0n]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

I was kinda counting on that money.

lol, poors.

Sent from my moneybook pro with hunnit-dollar-bills display

[Waldo]

douche bags who let there husband drive their business car, then lie to the insurance company that they even know of him.

Sigh, now I have to pay the $300 excess for my insurance while they take them to small claims court..

Car - with business owner
http://tinyurl.com/m9nen32

Her with the guy who was driving.
http://tinyurl.com/m2uay2t

[Lightspeed]

Lying to an insurance company? That's a paddlin'. Surely once the court proceedings complete they'll have a hard time getting insurance in the future?

[spigalau]

Waldo - companies office says he's also a director of same company.

[Waldo]

Originally Posted by spigalau

Waldo - companies office says he's also a director of same company.

heh - guess its gonna be a pretty ez case then heh

[spigalau]

Just print out:

http://www.business.govt.nz/companie.../shareholdings

[Cyberbob]

Speaking of which, I'm sitting here waiting for my company to get reactivated.

Got a shiny Struck Off status change when we moved to Aussie and started filing nil returns for the NZ company.