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15th March 2004, 10:01 | #241 |
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Rated, high. Last few pages have just filled me with laughter and joy.
Think we should be nice to steelrunedrake. He/she/it had a hard day yesterday, he didn't get the pressies for his birthday from his mummy and daddy. *sob* (http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?j...ke&itemid=9935). Your stepfather doesn't like you because you're a fucked weirdo. And of course he/she/it is trying / pretending not to conform. I mean look at thie talk of society, then thier avatars. Bloody heads, ghosts, names like shedevil666. I mean try harder to be different. Your fucken conforming to the thousands of other pre-adalencents who are tryng to get attenition. Look at me, meeee, no MEEEEEEEEE!!!!111one1! In short, I laugh at people like you. |
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15th March 2004, 10:09 | #243 |
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Now that's a gaggle if ever I saw one.
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15th March 2004, 10:14 | #244 |
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I believe the correct term is in fact a roffle of goths.
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15th March 2004, 10:46 | #245 |
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Your Guide to Posting like CCS
This easy step by step (The NKOTB reference is intentional) guide will help you post like the Professional addicts you revere, all without needing to set NZGames as your default homepage, and without the needless abuse of the F5.
Step 1 - Scour the threads currently active to find which one is receiving the most limelight. This will ensure maximum attention and the biggest possibility of kudos for your well executed and extremely intelligent rebuttals. Step 2 - On discovery of the Holy Grail thread for the day, read just the first post as this will tell you exactly what the discussion will be 3 pages on. Scroll through the posts (remember not to take too much notice of any of them, you need to remain as uninformed as possible) and look for someone who is being quoted and flamed. This person is what we will refer to as your Cash Cow. Step 3 - Find the latest post by your Cash Cow and quote this in your post. You may want to break the quote into sections, this shows intelligence and will paralyse your Cash Cow with fear. Step 4 - Your post should be set out with the following elements in any order : * Reference to another hated NZGames person, this will help you identify with other NZGames regulars and give you much needed backup when you feel sad and need friends. * Over-the-top simile involving animals and/or masturbation. * Abusive statement / Swearing all in capitals. * Another reference to masturbation (At this point you should hope that people don't put 2 and 2 together and realise you're about as virgin as they come (pun intended)) Remember that senseless and crude is ALWAYS funny. Your over-the-top antics will show you to be a wacky unpredictable person, and a force to be reckoned with when armed with your trusty keyboard. Helpful hints : - Keep yourself as mysterious as possible, this ensures your dull, boring, living with your mum, girlfriendless existence, is kept as hidden as possible. - Never flame / argue with / come even close to disputing with anyone remotely 'popular' (Yea I know, I use that term as loosely as possible) on the forum. - Spend all your time, everyday, keeping up with all the latest funnies on Internet. This will give you the leverage needed to claim yourself as oldschool, and act like an asshole. If someone trys this on you, see above re reference to masturbation and swearing in caps. Quick Summary : For those of you who can't be bothered reading the above steps, basically just be as big a loser as you can, and don't be afraid to be as miserable as your real life is. It's your world, they're just posting in it. |
15th March 2004, 10:50 | #246 |
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This is a step by step method to achieve your full potential as a goth retard defending some ugly chick on a forum
1) Act like a bitch 2) Get treated like a bitch 3) Create another account and write some stupid-ass guide in an attempt to bring shame to the person making you cry I'm going to go squeeze out another one in honour of this thread. It gets a 5 from me. |
15th March 2004, 10:58 | #247 |
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Huh ?
For a single ugly guy you're throwing a lot of stones in that glasshouse of yours.
You'd hope you have some friends jumping to your defence like she did huh ? She might be an attention seeking psychoholic slag, but it would seem the only people she's been abusing are wiggers. And who can say Boo to that. Whats your basis for trying to make others feel like shit ? 1) Something about anuses 2) Something else about anuses 3) Something about masturbating 4) Something about animals What is it with you insecure closet cases ? I don't need a hacked driver to see through your pathetic blanket of self-denial. I'm sure Freud wrote something about people stuck with fascinations of various bodily functions / parts.......I think Anus / Shitting was right down there at the bottom of the dung heap. Ho Ho I'm a Funny Guy. |
15th March 2004, 11:03 | #248 |
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On behalf of the lurkers:
This is amusing
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wiggers vs goths, what could be better |
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Wannabe fightclub come matrix goth tards! Watch out, you don't want to chip a nail. |
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15th March 2004, 11:28 | #255 | |
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15th March 2004, 11:31 | #256 |
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SHOULD I BE CRUSHED ON THE INSIDE!!!
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15th March 2004, 11:32 | #257 |
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what is a wigger?
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15th March 2004, 11:38 | #259 | |
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But thanks for the summary, sounds like I've saved myself many minutes of wasted life. This view that I'm somehow a 'goth' is some pretty good proof of people posting without really knowing what they're talking about. If you're going to jump on a bandwagon, you should probably check it out first. |
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15th March 2004, 11:44 | #261 | |
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You have no idea who I am, I'm not someone who has posted in this thread before. I'm not a 'goth', and well, by all accounts I don't think this "Niteflite" is a goth either, it's something invented by a picture someone posted, and people not really knowing anything about what they're posting about. Taking potshots at someone because they have an online journal ? Shit, that's real hard. And because they admitted their weight on there too ? Mabd weighs a whole lot more than that, as do others who post on here, want to call them fatsos too ? I know who you are, and you'd know who I am too, stop being a dork and getting wrapped up in something you're not even a part of. I'm simply someone who saw a group of people acting like complete assholes. Congrats. Last edited by You're a Retard : 15th March 2004 at 11:49. |
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I can't decide which is worse: how pathetic it is that you take some mean guy on the internet so seriously that you have to register a new account to try and 'TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG! YEAH, STICK IT TO THE MAN!' or That you're too much of a coward to do it under your own name. Quote:
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I'm not posting under another name, I'm not a regular poster to this forum. Cool ? Comprende ? Maybe, it's just possible, that you don't know everything, and you're just simply WRONG. Infact I know that's the case. And it seems to me that this 'steel' dude, whoever he happens to be, was simply defending his friend who was being gang-banged by a bunch of assholes. If you jumped in to defend a friend you wouldn't exactly come across sweetly either, would you ? And really, I don't think he did it that badly, he wasn't a complete idiot. I don't recall him insulting your mother, you, or actually anyone who didn't ask for it and damn well deserve it. So why bother getting so wound up to this sort of point over it ? When did it become so fucking trendy to be an asshole ? Lightspeed doesn't know any better. But you ? Come on. |
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15th March 2004, 12:25 | #267 |
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15th March 2004, 12:28 | #269 |
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i'm confused though, can someone summarise how the retard & graveyard guy relate? i need to catch up..
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15th March 2004, 12:31 | #270 |
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I tried to read the earlier pages to get an idea of what is going on but it is just too retarded.
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15th March 2004, 12:33 | #271 |
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15th March 2004, 12:54 | #276 |
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15th March 2004, 12:57 | #277 |
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It made sense up to when Retard, or should I say "I'm a Troll", came along and created a third front to the flame war.
So to Summarize: Attention seeking 'psycho' chick comes along and makes some thread about abusing or something. People LOL at her. Abuse is directed at her. Abuse is returned in due order. Friends of 'psycho' arrive, defend her to some extent by directing the thread direction away from her towards themselves. Abuse is exchanged between the two sides, NZGames and the bizarre threesom. Along comes NZGames_Troll_Serial_No.219. Abuses forum on whole for abusing 'psycho' chick and friends by creating some Step by Step guide about something. Referring to how we are sad and lonely. Funly enough, most of what Troll No.219 states is easily applied to him/her/itself - remember staying mysterious is the key. Whippy ripostes with a rather humorous post involving '..squeeze out another one in honour of this thread.' 3rd front erupts and abuse is exchanged between NZGames and Retard. Finally we are at the point where Retard is throwing around posts about Assumptions, and posting without really knowing what they're talking about. Retard claims that he/she/it is not a regular, yet appears to know something of NZGames. Retard continues to hide behind the mask he/she/it has created with 'mysterious' information to abuse people on grounds he/she/it is posting under. The irony just spews forth! Back to the show! |
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So,.. enlighten us dear sir. You only really have a few options. 1/ You are a regular poster who is too pussy to use his real handle. If you know so many off us, you must. FYI, you don’t know me. I’m too deep, mysterious, non-conformist and philosophical for you to know me. *wank wank* 2/ You are a friend of theirs. Also stirring up shit. Which was exactly the point of the thread being created. It would have also died away had she not got others to stir up more crap. All you have done yourself is abuse people. You seem to know so much. Well obviously not that much, because if you had read their journals or you’d know what sort of people they are. As for gang-banging. What you do not seem to realise. They have come onto this forum, albeit NZGames may be a dysfunctional group of people. NZGames form a clique, to which we belong, and which as you point out yourself, will defend each other. Moved my rating to 5. I need a creditcard, this is priceless. |
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15th March 2004, 13:06 | #280 |
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Willow, you seem to be someone who knows a lot of facts, but also someone unwilling to prod something that hasn’t been proven by some fact sheet, thus alleviating you from the responsibility of such information if its proved incorrect. For the record I am not a pagan/Wicca, I’m in the process of figuring things out for myself. Surely you can remember a time in your past when you weren’t who you are now. If you disagree then you’re either lying to try to put me down or you just not looking at it from the right perspective. From my limited understanding of paganism there is no set of rules, no Commandments you must abide by to enter glory. You do what you mean to be right, you connect with you inner person, your “soul” and evolve. Rules are man’s creation.
Willow was the only one i have seen with an actual argument, thus the only one worthy of an actual response. The rest of you are just blindly conforming to the idea that I’m a hardcore anti-conformist and using witty retort such as “donkey raping shit eater” to express your thought out views. And btw, i'm no Goth. Where you are now you can’t even imagine what the bottom will be like. |