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Old 18th June 2008, 16:59     #441
Mongorize
 
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Mongorize's next drum-kit?

That's just bollocks! Don't need all that crap :P
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Old 18th June 2008, 17:00     #442
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
I'd have filthy dirty sex with her.
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Old 18th June 2008, 17:11     #443
Omegakai
 
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I'd have filthy dirty sex with her.
Youd be giving her a LHC of your own....
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Old 18th June 2008, 18:21     #444
crocos
 
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That's just bollocks! Can't afford all that crap :P
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:09     #445
A Corpse
talkative lurker
 
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:14     #446
sv
simulationszeitalter
 
D:
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:24     #447
JP
 
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Yep. Especially this part.

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effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:25     #448
doppelgänger of someone
 
The hardest is in the mind: to execute the move you have to touch another man's balls and dick. I'm sorry but I can't.
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:41     #449
dylan
Huh?
 
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The hardest is in the mind: to execute the move you have to touch another man's balls and dick. I'm sorry but I can't.
And that is why you will never be a true ninja.
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:46     #450
DrTiTus
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
 
Insecure, much?
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Old 18th June 2008, 19:47     #451
JP
 
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The hardest is in the mind: to execute the move you have to touch another man's balls and dick. I'm sorry but I can't.
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And that is why you will never be a true ninja.
Yeah really. I mean, I bet dylan practices that part a few times a day.
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Old 19th June 2008, 00:16     #452
Jonas Undrawing
 
Tony Jaa will now unveil his idea to have a 20 minute sequence where he creatively rips off the ball sacks of 100 helpless henchmen.
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Old 19th June 2008, 09:49     #453
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
.... for the new guiness record !
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Old 19th June 2008, 10:01     #454
Mongorize
 
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Too true
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Old 19th June 2008, 10:11     #455
dylan
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Yeah really. I mean, I bet dylan practices that part a few times a day.
indeed. it's getting harder to find volunteers though.
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Old 20th June 2008, 04:40     #456
[WanG] Wandarah
 
UK Pie Sandwich MK1

Bread, Mayo, Bacon, Cheese, Bacon, Egg, Pie, Bacon, Cheese, Egg, Spring Onion, Bread.



Last edited by [WanG] Wandarah : 20th June 2008 at 04:42.
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Old 20th June 2008, 04:42     #457
[WanG] Wandarah
 
oh noes, not all images working! but you get the idea!



Last edited by [WanG] Wandarah : 20th June 2008 at 04:46.
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Old 20th June 2008, 09:26     #458
jeff_sichoe
 
Wow that looks like spew incarnate
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Old 20th June 2008, 09:42     #459
Mongorize
 
What a maggot

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Old 20th June 2008, 10:00     #460
[WanG] Wandarah
 
ahhh! haha!
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:15     #461
Fx.
 
god amongst men wandy

and wtf @ that nazi dude... got a root in the hospital chapel while in there for 3 GSW's o_O
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:18     #462
[WanG] Wandarah
 
thank god you understand fx, thank god.
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:33     #463
Kryten
 
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http://consumerist.com/assets/images/consumerist/2008/06/stupidcable.jpg

http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp#
Amazon reviews of the USD$499 Ethernet Cable
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:37     #464
Fx.
 
If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus...
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Old 20th June 2008, 10:50     #465
StN
I have detailed files
 
muh

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Like a fool, I bought these cables on a whim because of the low price. However, I got what I paid for when I installed them in my TARDIS. Before long it shorted out my chameleon circuit and Amazon refuses to pay for repairs! I guess it'll be stuck looking like a 1963 police call box until I can somehow get enough money for a replacement.
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Old 20th June 2008, 11:09     #466
lektronimo
 
"I'm quite positive that this cable uses a clearer font to transmit the 1s and 0s from between my components. Sure you're thinking. . .all 1s and 0s are created and transmitted equally, right? Wrong! This cable only sends Times New Roman Bold typeface 1s and 0s. $500 is a bargain for for all the joy this cable has brought me."

Bwhahahahaha!
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Old 20th June 2008, 16:24     #467
Nightcrawler
 
Copied from over at SA, apparently true:





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Old 20th June 2008, 16:31     #468
Lightspeed
 
That's touching.
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Old 20th June 2008, 16:35     #469
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Sounds like a crock to me.
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Old 20th June 2008, 16:40     #470
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
yea, wouldnt expect much more from you
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Old 20th June 2008, 16:44     #471
lektronimo
 
If its true, then sweet. Otherwise it's all a bit communist propaganda poster to me.
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Old 20th June 2008, 16:48     #472
CCS
Stunt Pants
 


Did she type the message on her cellphone with her tongue while she was on her hands and knees and put it into the babys blanket with her prehensile tail while she was dying?

Sounds like a crock to me.
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:01     #473
Nightcrawler
 
For the pics I posted: http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/..._10049468.html
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:10     #474
crocos
 
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If its true, then sweet. Otherwise it's all a bit communist propaganda poster to me.
Agreed. The timing of this is far too suspicious.
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:51     #475
Toksin
 
Propaganda to raise morale in a time of crisis.

*shrug*.


Same thing happened with 9/11 stories.
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:10     #476
Lightspeed
 
Yeah, I guess, if it's been translated from Chinese.
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:56     #477
Foggerty
 
Whoa, the Chinese government putting out "all struggle together for the greater good" and "sacrifice yourself for others" propaganda?!?

Surely not - its a heart felt collection of stories!

You cynical bastards
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Old 21st June 2008, 02:02     #478
dylan
Huh?
 
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apparently true
honestly.

that's ridiculous.
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Old 21st June 2008, 02:03     #479
Foggerty
 
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Agreed. The timing of this is far too suspicious.
That's the great thing about those cunts in "government" in China, you don't need to be suspicious; they really are a bunch of cynically minded fuck pigs who shit all over the people they're supposed to be governing and who, via propaganda, turn everything for a "win" for the Chinese people.

To paraphrase Billy Connolly when talking about the Australians (actually, it may have been the New Zealanders at the time of Muldoon...): "Great people, pity about the government."
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Old 21st June 2008, 10:57     #480
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
I want to see the uplifting story of the building contractor who got phenomenally rich by cutting corners on the reinforcing in school buildings.
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