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[bliP]

This forum seems to be a bit quiet lately, probably because we do all our spamming on IRC. If you're not there you're missing out
#nztf on irc.enterthegame.com (how to)

I'm going to post a quote or two every so often until I run out. These are right from the beginning since I started keeping quotes. (October 31, 2002.) They all aren't in chronologickle order until some point.
Dunno why some of them are there but oh well guess I have a whacked sence of humor or you had to be there

Post 'em if you got 'em!

!quote

1
[18:53] <Wo|verine> cyas
[18:53] <Wo|verine> quit
[18:53] <Wo|verine> oh
[18:53] <Wo|verine> not qw :P
[18:53] *** Wo|verine Quit

2
[16:11] <DD> but but but...

3
[15:49] <icefox> i am a retard

4
[14:06] <mpx> FOR ALEYASWAS
[14:06] <mpx> i cant type
[14:07] <mpx> on this CRAP KEYGOAHGHA
[14:07] <Incubus> :/ slow deep breaths plz mpx
[14:07] <mpx> 233mmx
[14:07] <mpx> 32mb of EDO ram
[14:07] <mpx> 33.6k modem
[14:08] <mpx> AND A CRAPPY EKYBOARD
[14:08] <Incubus> mpx, are you in a museum?
[14:08] <p-b> hehe, good old Shakespeare's Sister
[14:08] <mpx> haha
[14:08] <mpx> nice inc
[14:08] <Incubus>

5
[18:37] *** mofo_ ([email protected]) has joined #nztf
[18:37] <mofo_> hi crank
[18:37] <bliP> ehehehe

6
[18:21] <tass> puturhands down ur pants

7
[18:28] <DD> ill warm you arch

8
[15:15] <Wolv> #oug
[15:15] *** Wolv ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: -= http://www.nzhondas.com =-)

9
[13:16] <Wolv> #npug
[13:16] <Wolv> #npug
[13:16] <Wolv> #npug
[13:16] <Wolv> #nzpug
[13:16] <Wolv> #oug
[13:16] *** Wolv ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: -= http://www.nzhondas.com =-)
[13:16] <bliP> haha
[13:16] <Sepulchral> lol

10
[12:45] <hydrobuds> im not the middy type

11
[00:56] <g> so you want to practice respawning properly?

12
[00:34] <mpz> this sucks if you're stupid

13
[00:26] <lifter> scout sucks for sex

14
[22:26] <DD> Im already takin' over his toliet

15
[22:34] <lifter> you spent $6500
[22:34] <lifter> to play solataire?
[22:34] <DD> pathetic
[22:34] <lifter> retard.
[22:34] <tass> yes lifter
[22:34] <tass> but now
[22:34] <tass> i am supersolataireman

[silva^]

hehehe love #1 & #15, classic

[bliP]

lifter memorial special

16
[19:43] <[Lifter]> INTERNET GANG WESTSIDE

17
[21:10] <lifter-> her name
[21:10] <lifter-> is jessica !
[21:10] <lifter-> nice girl
[21:10] <tass> is she hot ?
[21:10] <tass> :/
[21:10] <lifter-> thick as a brick
[21:10] <lifter-> yea she's not bad
[21:10] <FEsTUS> haha
[21:10] <tass> leet

18
[17:09] <lifter> sucks flatting
[17:09] <lifter> i havent wanked in like a week
[17:09] <Sepulchral> hahahaha
[17:09] <Prism_> lol D:~
*weeks/months later*
[19:14] <lifter> you don't know my releif
[19:14] <lifter> now that i'm back home
[19:14] <lifter> WITH dsl

19
[16:43] <lifter> The logic of someone completely stupid !

20
[20:14] <lifter> i hate guys that talk in porn
[20:14] <lifter> fully ruins the mood
[20:14] <lifter> cause it kinda feels like you're jacking off to a guy talking

[bliP]

lifter memorial special #2
(now you messed up my order lifter )

21
[19:10] *** lifter|FULLSPEEDUNCAPPED has joined #oztf
[19:10] <lifter|FULLSPEEDUNCAPPED> What's it like to be capped?
[19:10] <lifter|FULLSPEEDUNCAPPED> I personally wouldn't know, and I also like to publicize the fact in my nickname.

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[19:35] *** lifter has joined #oztf
[19:35] <lifter> fuck you lot are a pack of fucking girls
[19:35] <lifter> ohhhhhh whine this whine that
[19:35] <lifter> fuck you fuck me off
[19:35] <lifter> harden up and stop being such fucking pansies
[19:35] *** lifter has left #oztf

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[13:48] <@lifter> anyone know all the TF'ers that are at equinox?
[13:49] <@bliP> you
[13:49] <@bliP> that's all i know
[13:49] <@Jonan> Vanquish?
[13:50] <@lifter> vanquish and watcher is all i know
[13:50] <@lifter> hellstorm was ment to go
[13:50] <@lifter> and i was gonna go throw pebbles at him
[13:50] <@lifter> and get him angry
[13:50] <@lifter> then get him kicked out causde i know the organisers
[13:50] <@bliP> haahh

24
[17:32] <lifter-> fuck im lame
[17:32] <lifter-> i just tried to open my computer in my desktop screenshot

25
[16:08] <lifter> are you prepared to shut up and read what i have to say now?

[Ret-]

[18:12:42] [tripz]: ive never been this bored b4 fkn
[18:12:56] [@bliP]: www.bored.com
[18:13:06] [@bliP]: http://www.elftor.com/elftor.php?number=1
[18:13:21] [@bliP]: http://www.bash.org
[18:13:25] [@bliP]: http://www.bash.org/?random
[18:13:28] [@bliP]: http://retinart.puglet.net/quote/
[18:13:42] [@bliP]: http://www.boohbah.com/
[18:13:56] [tripz]: good links
[18:13:58] [@bliP]: http://blip.orcon.net.nz/
[18:14:03] [@bliP]: http://nzadsl.co.nz/myip.pl
[18:14:09] [@bliP]: http://zquake.frag.ru/eng/news/index.shtml
[18:14:13] [@bliP]: http://astalavista.box.sk
[18:14:21] [@bliP]: last but not least
[18:14:25] [@bliP]: http://www.google.co.nz
[18:14:31] [@bliP]: hf

||

[21:56:52] [Tw]: any of u fags want a duel
[21:57:01] [Tw]: bored :O(
[21:57:04] [@bliP]: i'd duel but i'm not a fag

:P

[bliP]

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[22:30] <tass> good old pc thou
[22:30] <tass> it lasted
[22:30] <tass> many a year
[22:30] <tass> of me dling virus's
[22:30] <tass> and gayporn
[22:30] <tass> i mean
[22:30] <DD> haha
[22:30] <HellStorm> lol
[22:30] <tass> stuff:/

27
[22:27] <bliP> buy one
[22:27] <Bahamut> tass: bliP isn't even an old cunt.
[22:27] <HellStorm> D:~
[22:27] * DD puts gimp suit on
[22:27] <tass> how old is blip
[22:27] <tass> oh
[22:27] <bliP> 46
[22:27] * DD provides entertainment to blip
[22:27] <tass> wtf
[22:27] <tass> i thought blip was like
[22:27] <tass> 30
[22:27] <tass> :/
[22:27] <bliP> hahahhaa
[22:27] <HellStorm> haha
[22:27] <Bahamut> Lol.
[22:27] <tass> i have nfi why

28
[22:24] <tass> never inspected up there

29
[22:19] <tass> mmmm penis

30
[22:14] <Bahamut> I hate people who get sex.

31
[22:12] <Bahamut> Oh, I'm sorry, are you gender challenged?

32
[22:12] <lifter> im waiting for my flatmate to come home so I can fuck her.

33
[20:35] <p-b> god i'm bored out of my mind
[20:35] <Cyberbob> ditto
[20:35] <Death> I'm touching myself
[20:38] * plague028 cringes
[20:38] * Death starts squirting madly (you'll never see squirt the same again)

34
[17:29] <tass> go
[17:29] <tass> rar im gay
[17:29] <tass> :|

35
[14:11] *** Morb[brazil] has joined #nztf
[14:11] <bliP> hi Morb
[14:12] <Morb[brazil]> hi bliP
[14:12] <Morb[brazil]> nz is a australian clan?
[14:12] <bliP> eheheh
[14:12] <bliP> nz = newzealand teamfrotress

36
[22:10] <dp> heh
[22:10] <dp> OMG DAWSONS CREEK IS ON
[22:11] <fuh> fuck
[22:11] *** fuh has left #pug

37
[20:33] <Wolverine> need a capt
[20:33] <Wolverine> Shoyu
[20:33] <Wolverine> yer
[20:33] <Wolverine> do Shoyu
[20:34] <Wolverine> itl be more fun
[20:34] * bliP does Shoyu
[20:34] <Wolverine> ahah
[20:34] <footsouljah> hahaha
[20:34] <Wolverine> :/
[20:34] <gofurboy> Hahaha
[20:34] <Sepulchral> hahahahahahahaha

38
[20:27] <Azmodan> oihhhhhh mnaaannnn igm soooooo wawsteddddddd

39
[19:59] <lifter-> no lock on my door
[19:59] <lifter-> im paranoid
[19:59] <lifter-> and im watching rfad
[19:59] <tass> haha
[19:59] <tass> i put a lock on my door
[19:59] <tass> so i can masterbate at will
[19:59] <tass> i mean
[19:59] <tass> er
[19:59] <tass> i didnt say that
[19:59] <tass> :/
[19:59] <bliP> hahahaa

40
[19:51] <bliP> I R TEH BNLIP SILL MAN

41
[19:48] <Wolverine> Itdidntstrikemeasoddthatyouweremakingducknoises.Itstruckmeasoddthati
tdidntstrikemeasoddthatyouweremakingducknoises.

42
[19:42] <tass> DEAMON IS SUX THE FAT ONE.
[19:43] <lifter-> he was on rebel the other day
[19:43] <lifter-> i was like
[19:43] <lifter-> "didn't you leave tf?"
[19:43] <lifter-> and he goes
[19:43] <lifter-> "i've never once said I've left tf"
[19:43] <tass> er
[19:43] <bliP> ahah

43
[19:42] <tass> I HAT U DEAMON
[19:42] <tass> I KILL U WITH MY GIANT PENIS

44
[23:11] <bliP> the music is funny
[23:11] <hellzzz> i dont have sound card
[23:11] <hellzzz> lol
[23:11] <bliP> haha etf
[23:12] <HellStorm> lol

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[23:03] <ARM> what u doin MEHT?
[23:03] <MEHT> making food and shit

[Punisher]

only one i have..

[19:42] <BliP> I cant help being gay stop harrashing me

[W0Lv3R1nE]

lol @ #24 and #35

[21:03] <WolveriNE> why is everyone saving power
[21:03] <WolveriNE> or is it just my family
[21:03] <rico-> sif my mum tells me to turn off lights and shit when im eating
[21:04] <rico-> she gives us carrots in the mourning for that
[21:05] <WolveriNE> lol

heres Mr. Cocky Shoyu
(@WolveriNE02) Sho ever been paintballing
(Sho02) yea
(Sho02) i always get ppl's left eye
(Sho02) and they ban me
(Sho02) from places
(@WolveriNE02) lol whatever
(@WolveriNE02) gagag
(@WolveriNE02) haha
(Ret-02) haha

sorry about squares just read the writing

(WolveriNE) go copy and paste from net
(@Azmodan) PLAGARISM
(00:33:39) (@Azmodan) bullshit, I seriously got through at least half of 6th and 7th form by copy/pasting and then changing words
(00:33:40) (@Azmodan) no shit
(00:33:44) (WolveriNE) i'm gonna re word my romeo and juliet tomorrow
(DD) back in my day, they didnt have such things as the net, copy n' paste. Let alone the fucking internet.
(WolveriNE) lol

Donaldo and blip
(@bliP) do /nick x
(@g) ; )
(@g) why x
(@g) !
(@bliP) try it
nick: (g) is now known as (x)
(@bliP) or w
quit: (x) ([email protected])(Killed (NickServ (You Are Unauthorized To Use This Protected NickName. Kindly Reconnect And Choose Another.))
(@bliP) HEHEHEHEHE
(@azmodan) hehe

Me and blip

(@bliP) w is cooler nick
(d) im not that dumb
(@bliP) there's no such service called w
(@bliP) ..
(@bliP)x is protected because of X on undernet
(d) why_dont_u_do_it_then
-› nick: (Chr0niX) is now known as (w)
-› quit: (w) ([email protected]02)(Killed (NickServ (You Are Unauthorized To Use This Protected NickName. Kindly Reconnect And Choose Another.)))
(@bliP) ahahah

Death Define
(DD) Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of
(DD) toilet paper in here!"
(WolveriNE) lol

_b

[Azmodan]

I like the ones with me

[bliP]

46
[22:33] <DD> LIFTER
[22:33] <DD> !!
[22:33] <lifter`> hi
[22:33] <DD> you mastie before you sex?
[22:33] <lifter`> not really
[22:33] <DD> oh
[22:33] <lifter`> but like
[22:33] <icefox> if i would get sex than other with u dd
[22:33] <DD> and hi
[22:33] <lifter`> 2 weeks without wanking
[22:33] <lifter`> feel sorry for the chick on the receiving end
[22:33] <DD> Ive been like that
[22:33] <DD> but more like 3mths
[22:34] <DD> no mastie or nothing
[22:34] <lifter`> 3 months?
[22:34] <lifter`> bs
[22:34] <lifter`> b
[22:34] <lifter`> s
[22:34] <DD> NS
[22:34] <lifter`> BS
[22:34] <DD> NO SHIT!!!
[22:34] <lifter`> first you lie about your penis size
[22:34] <lifter`> and now you lie about this.
[22:34] <DD> ok ok
[22:34] <goten-> haha
[22:34] <DD> hehe
[22:34] <goten-> dat is too long man
[22:34] <goten-> cmoin
[22:34] <TheWatcher> how the fuck can u 3 months
[22:34] <goten-> ffs
[22:34] <TheWatcher> :S
[22:34] <lifter`> ANYWYA

47
[18:40] <tass> if i took tf seriously
[18:40] <tass> id prolly have killed myself by now

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[19:00] *** unnamed has joined #nztf
[19:00] *** unnamed has left #nztf

49
[01:30] <Lifter> fuck you guys are boring at 1:30am

50
[13:41] <Chicken-> shit our cat is fighting the neighbors car
[13:41] <Chicken-> cat

51
[03:56] <ChUnK> schnozen email?
[03:56] <schnozen> [email protected]
[03:57] <ChUnK> should be in ur mail box now
[03:57] <schnozen> not yet
[03:57] * DCx3 signs snow up to many porn sites
[03:57] <schnozen> tis now
[03:57] <schnozen> pls dont
[03:57] <DCx3> hahaha

52
[21:54] <bliP> [21:54] <Shoyu> 4v4
[21:55] <lifter> what channel
[21:56] <bliP> tv3 8pm tomorrow
[21:57] <Shoyu> #4v4
[21:57] <Shoyu> #4v4
[21:58] <lifter> LOL BLIP )))))))
[21:58] <bliP> you're predicible lifter
[21:59] <bandito> soz wolv
[22:00] <lifter> it's what you'll expect with crappy jokes like that
[22:01] <bliP> but you laughed really loudly with a face with lots of chins...how can it be funny?
[22:02] <lifter> ...what?
[22:02] <bliP> [21:58] <lifter> LOL BLIP )))))))
[22:02] <bandito> hehehe
[22:03] <lifter> ?
[22:03] <bliP> hahaha

53
[21:18] <HellStorm> i fucking own
[21:18] <HellStorm> OMG
[21:18] <HellStorm> THE ALL BLACKS ARE ON
[21:18] <driz3> you own your penis
[21:18] <HellStorm> AND I FORGOT
[21:18] <HellStorm> FUCK FUCK
[21:18] *** HellStorm has left #pug

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[19:01] <bliP> soo
[19:01] <bliP> Sepulchral
[19:01] <bliP> how do you feel
[19:01] <Sepulchral> LOL
[19:01] <Sepulchral> fine
[19:01] <Sepulchral> thank you for asking
[19:01] <bliP> after been beated 50-3 on your dialup server

55
[21:08] <DD> pug me dammit

[IceFox0r]

Dummies =P



[22:16] <WolveriNE-away> kick: (icefox) was kicked by (crank) (Cool Man)
[22:16] <WolveriNE-away> baaaaa change gear baaaaaaaaa change gear BAAAAAAAAAAAAA x10000
[22:16] * WolveriNE-away was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:16] * WolveriNE-away has joined #nztf
[22:16] <WolveriNE-away> wtf
[22:16] <icefox> ahahah
[22:16] <Rusty-> * WolveriNE-away was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:17] <MxPx182> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:17] * MxPx182 was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:17] * MxPx182 has joined #nztf
[22:17] <Ret-> WTF
[22:17] <MxPx182> ahehe
[22:17] <Ret-> BAAAAAA
[22:17] * Ret- was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:17] <MxPx182> ahaha
[22:17] <icefox> hahahahah
[22:17] <WolveriNE-away> HAHA
[22:17] <WolveriNE-away> AAAAA
[22:17] <MxPx182> KKKKK
[22:17] * Ret- has joined #NZTF
[22:17] <WolveriNE-away> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:17] <Ret-> whoops
[22:17] * crank sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]*.jetstart.xtra.co.nz
[22:17] * WolveriNE-away was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:17] <MxPx182> rofl
[22:17] <icefox> hahahahahah
[22:18] <MxPx182> i'd try it again but ill get banned
[22:18] <Ret-> OMG ITS CAPPS OMG CAPS R KICKIN ME BITCH
[22:18] <Ret-> OMG ITS CAPPS OMG CAPS R KICKIN ME BITCH
[22:18] <Ret-> ah
[22:18] <Ret-> dint work
[22:19] <MxPx182> KKKKKKK
[22:19] <MxPx182> BA
[22:19] <MxPx182> BAA
[22:19] <MxPx182> BAAA
[22:19] <MxPx182> BAAAAAAAAD
[22:19] * crank sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]*.vic.optusnet.com.au
[22:19] * MxPx182 was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:19] <Ret-> AAAAAAH
[22:19] <Ret-> HAHAAAAAAAAA
[22:19] * ChanServ sets mode: +l 22
[22:19] <Ret-> AAAAAAAA
[22:20] <Ret-> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:20] * crank sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]*.dialup.xtra.co.nz
[22:20] * Ret- was kicked by crank (Cool Man)
[22:20] <circa>
[22:20] <icefox> LOLOL
[22:20] <icefox> omfg hahahah

[bliP]

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[17:30] <Kevin`> Sepulchral
[17:30] <Kevin`> why u have to go
[17:31] <lifter> Arch
[17:31] <Kevin`> ur still sitting on ur comp
[17:31] <Sepulchral> cause im talking to someone on msn... importantr
[17:31] <Kevin`> who
[17:31] <lifter> i bet its a fucking girl
[17:31] <lifter> and i bet she says shes hot
[17:31] <lifter> but i bet she isn't,
[17:31] <Kevin`> haha
[17:31] <lifter> .
[17:31] <Kevin`> ;D
[17:31] <Sepulchral> hahaha
[17:31] <Sepulchral> lifter is half right

57
[17:18] <Sepulchral> i think sharing scat porn on DC++ cums it up pretty good
[17:18] <Sepulchral> sums

58 [#besmella]
[21:26] <Airconditioning> someone ask me how dumb I am
[21:28] <driz> aircon you dumb shit
[21:28] <driz> how dumbare you.
[21:28] <driz> ?
[21:28] <Airconditioning> dumb enough to staple my own thumb
[21:28] <driz> aha i did that
[21:28] <driz> in like grade 4.
[21:28] <Airconditioning> bet you learned your lesson :D
[21:28] <driz> yea
[21:28] <driz> dont push new staples in at the bit where they come out
[21:28] <driz> or you get a staple in your thunmb!
[21:28] <Airconditioning> hahaha exactly

59
[19:34] <aceMAN-> i still cant run open gl on my puter >:(
[19:34] <BeeE> wtf
[19:34] <BeeE> whats your os
[19:34] <BeeE> o/s
[19:35] <aceMAN-> me
[19:35] <BeeE> no
[19:35] <BeeE> nto you
[19:35] <BeeE> .
[19:35] <BeeE> yes you
[19:36] <aceMAN-> lol
[19:36] <aceMAN-> windows me
[19:36] <BeeE> os?
[19:36] <bliP> hahah
[19:36] <shmoo> geelong

60 [#theedge - swear kicks]
[14:17] <sic> I don't know, what's cool as that and gets kicked out of chatrooms?
[14:17] <Mark> oh forget it
[14:17] <Goober`> lol
[14:17] <sic> sucker
[14:17] <Goober`> rofl
[14:17] <sic> :)
[14:17] <Mark> some people
[14:18] <Mark> funny you can say shit though huh?
[14:18] <Mark> ...
[14:18] <Mark> see
[14:18] <sic> Fantastical.
[14:18] <Goober`> superb
[14:18] <Mark> Huzzah!
[14:18] <sic> I got kicked for saying fsck once, even though I used it in context.
[14:18] <Mark> haha
[14:18] <Goober`> sic
[14:18] <Goober`> that's evading
[14:18] <Mark> u used to get kicked for saying cock
[14:18] <Goober`> some ops will kick u for that too
[14:18] <sic> Mark - see?
[14:18] <Mark> yeah
[14:19] <Mark> weird
[14:19] <sic> No Goober fsck is a disk checking tool
[14:19] <Goober`> it's johneb_workin's swear kick
[14:19] <Goober`> mods
[14:19] <Goober`> we're not stupid oi
[14:19] <Goober`> we know when you're evading.. hehe
[14:19] <sic> yeah I got kicked once when I was giving someone command line options for it

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[20:15] <Jin`t_t> hehe
[20:15] <TheWatcher> some
[20:15] <TheWatcher> one
[20:15] <TheWatcher> come
[20:15] <TheWatcher> duel
[20:15] <TheWatcher> me
[20:15] <TheWatcher> for
[20:15] <TheWatcher> fun
[20:15] <TheWatcher> :D
[20:15] *** TheWatcher was kicked by crank (Text flood - 8 lines in 12 sec)
[20:15] *** TheWatcher has joined #nztf
[20:15] <TheWatcher> hehe
[20:15] <TheWatcher> anyone
[20:15] <TheWatcher> :D?
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 1
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 2
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 3
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 4
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 5
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 6
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 76
[20:15] <Jin`t_t> 7
[20:15] *** Jin`t_t was kicked by crank (Text flood - 8 lines in 12 sec)
[20:15] *** Jin`t_t has joined #nztf
[20:15] <TheWatcher> .
[20:15] <TheWatcher> .
[20:15] <TheWatcher> .
[20:15] <TheWatcher> .
[20:15] <TheWatcher> ..
[20:15] <TheWatcher> .
[20:15] <TheWatcher> .
[20:16] <TheWatcher> .
[20:16] *** crank sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]
[20:16] *** TheWatcher was kicked by crank (Text flood - 8 lines in 12 sec)
[20:16] <bliP> idiots
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> bliP
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> make it
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> like
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> 2 hours
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> :> ban
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> hehe
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> he will be like
[20:16] <Jin`t_t> 3 mins ahha
[20:16] *** crank sets mode: +b *[email protected]
[20:16] *** Jin`t_t was kicked by crank (Text flood - 8 lines in 12 sec)
[20:16] <bliP> HAHAHA

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[17:21] * bliP points at zq manual
[17:22] * Rapt0r points at bliP and laughs
[17:22] <Rapt0r> :P
[17:22] <NiTe> WHATS A MANUAL
[17:22] <NiTe> DOES IT USE CLUTCH?
[17:22] <mercury> haha
[17:22] <Rapt0r> heh nite
[17:22] <bliP> hahah

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[23:58] <HellStorm> whats danes number
[23:58] <HellStorm> and davids number
[23:58] <HellStorm> :D?
[23:58] <Jin`t_t> illd o them
[23:58] <bliP> do 111 :D
[23:58] <Jin`t_t> u fuck roudn to m much
[23:58] <HellStorm> 111 does not appear to be a valid phone number.
[23:59] <bliP> sif
[23:59] * bliP rings
[23:59] <Jin`t_t> bliP
[23:59] <Jin`t_t> tell them
[23:59] <HellStorm> lol
[23:59] <Jin`t_t> when they answer
[23:59] <Jin`t_t> u have a bomb
[23:59] <Jin`t_t> at the police statoin
[23:59] <Jin`t_t> :|
[23:59] <bliP> I HAVE A +DET5 AND WILL IMPLODE ON SOMEONE!
[23:59] <HellStorm> LOL
[23:59] <HellStorm> ph33r the +DET5
[23:59] <HellStorm> "what is that sir?"
[00:00] <bliP> GOOGLE.COM
[00:00] <Kevin-> :P
[00:00] <HellStorm> LOL
[00:00] <HellStorm> hahahaha

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[19:20] <DD> haha bvli
[19:20] <DD> ffs
[19:20] <bliP> DD
[19:20] <bliP> press b then tab
[19:20] <DD> Yes bvli
[19:20] <bliP> hahah

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[19:16] * HellStorm runs outside to protect his pet cow with the .22
[19:16] <DD> pfffft hs
[19:16] <DD> more like
[19:16] <DD> you run outstide with woody in hand
[19:16] <TheWatcher> LOL
[19:16] <Sepulchral> hahahahah
[19:16] <DD> I know thats what id do
[19:16] <HellStorm> D:
[19:16] <Kevin-> hehe
[19:16] <Kevin-> :D
[19:16] * HellStorm runs
[19:16] <TheWatcher> .22inches of pure hardness :P
[19:16] <bliP> hahaha
[19:16] <DD> HAHA!
[19:16] <HellStorm> lol
[19:17] <Sepulchral> LOL
[19:20] * HellStorm bails
[19:20] *** HellStorm has left #nztf
[19:20] *** HellStorm has joined #nztf
[19:20] *** HellStorm is now known as HS|sof2
[19:20] <HS|sof2> :D?
[19:22] <DD> hs|soft

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[19:12] <DD> I wasnt living with my olds at 14
[19:12] <bliP> bet DD is a rich bastard in hiding
[19:12] <HellStorm> DD
[19:12] <HellStorm> still living on the street huh?
[19:13] <DD> yes, powered cardboard box
[19:13] <HellStorm> reet
[19:13] <DD> oo
[19:13] <DD> with wheels

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[16:25] <bliP> [16:20] <LaYkUn> dude - ill never time out
[16:25] <bliP> course ya will
[16:25] <LaYkUn> no i wont
[16:25] <LaYkUn> i have adsl
[16:25] <LaYkUn> how can i
[16:29] *** LaYkUn Quit (Ping timeout)
[16:29] <jtsniper> LOL!!!
[16:31] <bliP> HAHA

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[18:48] <HellStorm> i met him a few weeks ago
[18:50] <HellStorm> fuck armokk talks some shit
[18:50] <HellStorm> today he reckons
[18:50] <HellStorm> adsl owns
[18:50] <HellStorm> and im like
[18:50] <HellStorm> you on it now?
[18:50] <HellStorm> and he goes yeh
[18:50] <HellStorm> "im in hamilton lanning"
[18:50] <HellStorm> so i go to cmd
[18:50] <HellStorm> and type netstat
[18:50] <HellStorm> and what comes up
[18:50] <HellStorm> dialup.clear.net.nz
[18:50] <HellStorm> rofl
[18:51] <Sepulchral> hahahahaha
[18:51] <icefox> hahahahahah

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[23:16] <Sepulchral> just me and jin.. fucking arround

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[23:08] <bliP> Kevin- sucks
[23:08] <bliP> oh hi!
[23:09] <Bahamut> Hehe.
[23:09] <Bahamut> Colleen has the best tactics.
[23:09] <Bahamut> "OMFG Bart, she does NOT look hideous in that dress".
[23:09] * Bahamut watches chick turn around and give evils.
[23:09] <bliP> ahgahha
[23:10] <Sepulchral> hahaha

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[11:08] <Dragin> can someone try to connect to 127.0.0.1:27500

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[21:56] <DD> I like bum sex, dum de doo doooo

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[22:57] <DD> likeeee wtfaaaark

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[22:56] <bliP> DD's real name is Alfred T Thornmby
[22:57] <Shoyu> hi Alfred
[22:57] <DD> Hi
[22:57] <DD> I mean
[22:57] <DD> No

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[22:58] <DD> nite
[22:58] <DD> think of me

[oblivious]

#age on gamesnet for the best quotes [from me]

just 3 of my classic:


[ oblivious ]: i nearly spelt it worng


[ oblivious ]: i had my name spelt wrong once
[ oblivious ]: but it was a typo.


<oblivious> im going to
<oblivious> move to the cock islands
<oblivious> i hope that have asl there
<oblivious>


i say the best stuf

[Ret-]

Originally posted by oblivious

i say the best stuf

aha, looks like you splet sumfing wornig agani </lameobliviousmode>

[W0Lv3R1nE]

that mode is permanent Ret- and you were diagnosed with it alooong time ago :P
jk:D

[Jin]

wolverine.. did you dudes end up playing pnp??

if so, how'd it go.. also tell vom, scotty and them ill be back on the next full moon

[Jin]

01/06/2003 Care Factor Zero vs Team PnP H4RDCORE: 130 - 160
MBASESR: 70 - 110


FUUUCCKkk

pretty close .. wish i was there :( hc is my bitch

[W0Lv3R1nE]

yeah i wasn't able to play either jin,
when i saw the scores i was like
HOLY SHIT IF ONLY ME AND JIN AND FATTY WERE THERE
hc is our map :/defeinatley go for a rematch sometime eh?

[W0Lv3R1nE]

Originally posted by Jin
wolverine.. did you dudes end up playing pnp??

if so, how'd it go.. also tell vom, scotty and them ill be back on the next full moon

done


...what about zlut!!!! :D

[Shoyu]

It wasn't close enough. We didn't have a nice team... no Ignite/His Father/W0lb

[W0Lv3R1nE]

Originally posted by Shoyu
It wasn't close enough. We didn't have a nice team... no Ignite/His Father/W0lb

who are those guys? :P

[bliP]

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[12:25] <scorps> mornen blps
[12:26] <bliP> afternoon
[12:26] <NiTe> blpiblbpiblbbblbblbiplbpblpiblpiblpblpi!!!!!
[12:26] <bliP> nitenitneitneitnientientientientientintintntne!
[12:26] <NiTe> :D
[12:27] <bliP> hehe
[12:28] <scorps> afternoon
[12:28] <scorps> where uliving
[12:28] <NiTe> he is nz'er
[12:28] <scorps> oh i c
[12:29] * scorps takes a step back
[12:29] <scorps> i know a few kiwi's
[12:29] <scorps> their mhad mother fuckers
[12:29] <NiTe> =)
[12:29] <scorps> tough cunts
[12:30] <NiTe> :D
[12:31] <bliP> ahah :D

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[14:35] <sandst0rm> e.g: i'm fucking your mother = eu estou fudendo a sua mae

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[21:10] <driz> yea its very dissapointing, i cant find a guy with a large enough arse to take my massive cock

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[21:12] <RainBringer> like you know the stretching and stuff

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[22:48] <BodyCount> just under a 10000000 mans
[22:48] <BodyCount> mans=names

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[16:00] <TheWatcher> shajira

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[20:14] <Shoyu> whats cl_cinepak and cl_sorencine?
[20:15] <Wo|verine> i dont think it does nething but lifter posted it on blips wall hax topic
[20:15] <Wo|verine> saying those were the commands..
[20:15] <Shoyu> haha
[20:15] <bliP> HAHAHA

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[16:43] <lifter> The logic of someone completely stupid !

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[19:35] *** lifter- is now known as SlimShady
[19:35] *** SlimShady is now known as [Lifter]
[19:35] <[Lifter]> I feel safer with brackets around my name

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[19:42] <DD> Im getting sex, nahh nuhhh nahhhh

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[17:21] <sup> dude
[17:21] <sup> are you gay?

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[18:10] <DD> Im so old... I still wear hot pants

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[18:47] <lifter> they don't even use it in the right contex
[18:47] <lifter> "HI :D?"
[18:47] <lifter> "IM GOING TO BED :D?"
[18:47] <lifter> "WANK ME IM GAY :D?"
[18:47] <lifter> I hate my life and I'm going to kill myself :D?

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[12:29] <aj|ra3> my car is sleeping ontop of an oil heater on full heat o_o
[12:29] <aj|ra3> cat*

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[13:48] <Hanky> ya no whre i can get the crack from?
[13:49] <SlapWerk> for what?
[13:49] <Hanky> wc3
[13:49] <SlapWerk> crack todo?
[13:49] <Hanky> crack it

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[20:25] *** ChanServ changes topic to 'sas = dead yah~'
[20:26] <TerminalFrost> errrr
[20:26] <TerminalFrost> why is sas dead again

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[18:56] *** Bangz sets mode: +o Snoozer
[18:56] *** Bangz was kicked by Bangz (Lamer removal successful!)
[18:56] *** Bangz has joined #w6pug
[18:56] <Bangz> er
[18:56] <Bangz> wrong option

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[22:33] <DD> someone porn ME dammit

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[00:25] <hellzzz> u say this to him: vai se foder sua bixa
[00:26] <hellzzz> its like, fuck u, you fag

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[14:18] <andy`w> driving while masterbating is difficult you know

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[20:02] <tass> what way do u bike
[20:02] <tass> i'll throw stones at u
[20:02] <tass> so u fall off
[20:02] <tass> and get run over by a bus

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[20:45] <lifter-> i wish tf players lived close to me
[20:45] <lifter-> so I could kick their fucking faces in

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[17:01] <icefox> im giubng there end of september
[17:01] <Shoyu> for
[17:02] <icefox> magic the gathering torny
[17:02] <icefox> ment
[17:02] <Cyberbob> haha
[17:02] <Arch`> lol
[17:02] <Cyberbob> nerd!
[17:02] <Arch`> fox
[17:02] <Arch`> :P
[17:02] <icefox> heh
[17:02] * Cyberbob hides his 500 odd cards

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[22:39] *** ChanServ sets mode: +l 69
[22:40] <schnozen> GOGO CHANSERV
[22:40] <Reactor> hehehehe
[22:42] <driz> go go gadget chanserv

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[00:46] <schnozen> 458.7721Mhz/cpu
[00:46] <raver> 12324732.77Mhz/cpu
[00:47] <driz> 123333333333333333333331892798127589175981725981758912759Ghz/cpu
[00:47] <raver> now you're just being silly, driz

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[00:59] <raver> dont mess with spart
[00:59] <raver> he has an afro
[00:59] <raver> and isnt afraid to use it
[00:59] <raver> .

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[12:43] <Gutty> :/
[12:44] <Novar|away> @[email protected]
[12:44] <MrFlux> :|
[12:44] <Azeal> O_o

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[01:47] <Sepulchral> erm
[01:47] <Sepulchral> gay me

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[15:09] <Sekm> !delpeon HellStorm
[15:09] <HellStorm> !access
[15:09] <HellStorm> omg
[15:09] <Sekm> hehe
[15:09] <HellStorm> my setinfo
[15:09] <HellStorm> u cunt
[15:09] <Sekm> omg no!
[15:10] <Sekm> !addpeon HellStorm
[15:10] <HellStorm> !setinfo <Sekm> plus im tempted just to spend the $500 on something else [13:22] <Sekm> like a 20ft marble statue of a penis

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[18:30] <Arch> quick quick sexy girls stripping http://www.goatse.cx/
[18:30] <Wolverine> really
[18:30] <Wolverine> YUCK

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[14:15] <bliP> fdisk
[14:16] <DD> fuck you and your fdisk
[14:16] <bliP> :D
[14:16] <kocka> HEHE!

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[15:14] <Madkillerz> im looking at some pr0n now
[15:14] * kocka is confusement
[15:15] <kocka> thats the first reason ppl get net
[15:15] <bliP> why do you think ppl get dsl? better ping?
[15:16] <Arch> faster porn
[15:16] <kocka> HEAAHAHAH
[15:16] <bliP> exactly!
[15:16] <kocka> theheh
[15:16] <kocka> errr
[15:16] <kocka> sifnt like
[15:16] <Arch> the pings just a extra
[15:16] <bliP> good bonus

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[21:53] <DD> wtf
[21:53] <DD> you guys are gay?
[21:53] <goten-> what not wtf?
[21:53] <bliP`> yes
[21:53] <bliP`> and you?
[21:53] <DD> only in the weekends

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[11:29] <^LiOn^> any 1 hereknow where i can dl some speechs (for school )
[11:30] <bliP> heheheh
[11:30] <^LiOn^> aye ? do u no any?
[11:31] <^LiOn^> it due in tomorrow i waged today
[11:31] <bliP> hahah!

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[23:59] <D34mon> anyone still visit that site
[23:59] <D34mon> alwaysgets updated with heaps of stuff
[00:00] <D34mon> i might go and look at some gay porn soon
[00:00] <D34mon> lol

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[15:08] <Cyberbob> was just me and my dads, but then i got a new one, and gave my old one to my bro
[15:08] <Cyberbob> yea, theres something wrong about listening to your 42 year old dad, and 11 year old sister accuse each other of screen watching :/
[15:08] <MrFurious> LOL

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[19:30] <Jin`t_t> #cawpug
[19:31] <DD> er?
[19:31] <DD> caw?
[19:32] <Jin`t_t> mean get in a pug u fuckwit

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[23:02] <DD> Im not using fag any=more
[23:03] <DD> coz its such a faggy word

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[22:15] <bliP> DIRTY DEEDS AND THEY'RE DONE DIRT CHEAP
[22:16] <Shoyu> how cheap
[22:17] <bliP> $DD
[22:17] <Shoyu> how dirty
[22:17] <DD> teeeeheee
[22:17] <DD> now THATS CHEAP
[22:17] <bliP> and dirty!
[22:17] <bliP> what a deal
[22:17] <DD> wtf, what am i saying

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[22:52] <Sepulchral> bibi
[22:52] <Sepulchral> all
[22:52] <Sepulchral> BIGHT
[22:52] <Sepulchral> NIGH
[22:52] <Sepulchral> NIGHT
[22:52] *** Sepulchral Quit

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[13:27] <Glitch0r> fucks sake
[13:27] <Glitch0r> our house alarm is fucked, it just randomly goes off sumtimes
[13:27] <Glitch0r> like just before
[13:40] <p-b> it must be quite... alarming....
[13:43] * lordp groans
[13:43] <p-b> hehe

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[18:11] <MrFafk> cranks = fagat

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[18:40] <Azmodan> nar, bliP, I only buy packs with "SMOKING WHEN PREGNANT CAN HARM YOUR BABY" on them, so they don't affect me :O

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[19:03] *** Wolverine has joined #nztf
[19:03] <Azmodan> shh hes here
[19:04] <lifter> yea fuck i hate him
[19:04] <lifter> oh
[19:04] <lifter> opps
[19:04] <Azmodan> eheh
[19:04] <Arch> haha

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[19:36] * Wolverine stink
[19:36] <Sepulchral> hahaha yeah... Wolverine does stink

[bliP]

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[19:42] <[Lifter]> smoking in general isn't very exciting
[19:42] <[Lifter]> OR HEALTHY
[19:43] *** [Lifter] is now known as LifterTheHealthExpert
[19:43] <Azmodan> haha
[19:43] <LifterTheHealthExpert> LISTEN TO ME
[19:43] <LifterTheHealthExpert> I AM AN EXPECT
[19:43] <LifterTheHealthExpert> ...
[19:43] <LifterTheHealthExpert> EXPERT.
[19:43] <Azmodan> HEHE
[19:43] *** LifterTheHealthExpert is now known as LifterDoesntDeserveToLive
[19:43] <Wolverine> ecpect haha
[19:43] <LifterDoesntDeserveToLive> :(
[19:43] *** LifterDoesntDeserveToLive is now known as lifter

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[22:12] <MrFurious> CRANK IS FAGMAXIUS THE THIRD

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[15:38] <tass> well
[15:38] <tass> it sounds ok
[15:38] <tass> but
[15:38] <tass> well no it sounds gay

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[23:07] <Hitman`> and whats the command to crouch?
[23:07] <DD> detpipe;wait;wait;wait;say Im a wanker;wait;wait;quit
[23:07] <Adminis-traitor> +dick?

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[12:52] <DD> hi
[12:52] <DD> and fuck you all

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[13:52] <MrTTTT> hey guys
[13:53] *** MrTTTT Quit
[13:57] <Vertigo> hey
[13:57] <Vertigo> whats up mr power lines
[13:57] <Vertigo> yea im ok thanks
[13:57] <Vertigo> whats that, youre gay? whoa.

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[14:19] <mpx-> im gonnna start a band
[14:19] <mpx-> but i dunno what to call it
[14:19] <mpx-> !
[14:19] <Soleil-Raid> Call it Ultra-ATA
[14:19] <Soleil-Raid> :D
[14:19] <Soleil-Raid> Geeks will get the joke

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[19:53] <DD> im a moron

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[16:50] <bliP> vote lifter you nut
[16:50] <bliP> get back
[16:50] <lifter> but ill be wasting a space
[16:51] <bliP> why
[16:51] <DD> you are already a waste of space heh
[16:51] <bliP> haha

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[16:23] *** [#xf] Banned- bern
[16:23] *** bern sets mode: -bo bern!*[email protected] JeonJiHyun
[16:23] <JeonJiHyun> dammit
[16:23] *** donaldo sets mode: +b *!*@tnt.bne.da.uu.net
[16:23] *** [#xf] Banned- BeeE
[16:23] <JeonJiHyun> stupid tab
[16:23] *** BeeE was kicked by donaldo (:))
[16:24] *** donaldo sets mode: +oo JeonJiHyun v1n
[16:24] <bern> haha
[16:25] <tIKA> dont lie jin!
[16:25] <mercury> SUREMAN
[16:25] <tIKA> (JeonJiHyun): lets ban bern
[16:25] <tIKA> see!
[16:44] <JeonJiHyun> lets ban tika
[16:44] <tIKA> gee, take long enuf to respond :)
[16:45] <JeonJiHyun> :P
[16:45] <donaldo> ye hes a quick one our willy

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[21:39] <kocka> no trouble with the hairs

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[21:39] <tass> dod is for little girls

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[21:39] <[Lifter]> im gonna do puddle

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[21:55] <DD> A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOT AND DONT TALK TO ME. WOT R U SOME KIND OF PERVERT READING MY INFO?!?!!??! FAGGOT."

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[21:57] <DD> your an asian lady man eh
[21:57] <Shoyu> mhmm
[21:57] <DD> souls is a red head
[21:57] <bliP> DD's prefernce is "anything that moves"
[21:57] <DD> oi
[21:57] <DD> not quite
[21:57] <goten-> haha
[21:58] <DD> I go for trees
[21:58] <bliP> that bulldozer must of hurt
[21:58] <DD> hehehe
[21:58] <DD> Im getting ice cream
[21:58] <DD> ucnt
[21:59] <DD> back with ice creeam
[21:59] <DD> mmmm
[21:59] <DD> I like a woman that can fit more than just my dick in her arse
[21:59] <DD> mmm mmmm
[21:59] <DD> heh
[22:00] <icefox> ahaha sick
[22:00] <icefox> what you inviting me as well? =D
[22:00] <DD> um
[22:00] <DD> er
[22:00] <DD> yeah
[22:00] <DD> why not
[22:00] <icefox> MEAN
[22:00] <Azmodan> is she talkig dirty?
[22:01] <DD> Of course she would be
[22:01] <bliP> mmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:01] <bliP> :)
[22:01] <DD> wouldnt you if you had some guys cock in your arse?
[22:01] <DD> HAHA blip
[22:01] <DD> hehe
[22:01] <DD> hahahahaha
[22:01] <Azmodan> overload
[22:01] <DD> ufkcyououofg
[22:01] <DD> your fucking funny cunt
[22:01] <DD> hehe ben
[22:01] <DD> yeah, would be an overload

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[22:22] <DD> Ill be smooching my cow thinking of the sun rising above your pretty face blip

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[22:24] <tass> bliP whats ur real name
[22:24] <tass> so i can call it out
[22:24] <tass> randomly
[22:24] <tass> and see if anyone responds
[22:24] <tass> so i can find u
[22:24] <tass> :/

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[16:48] <bliP> what's "yaeFuae" :)
[16:50] <hellzzz> its brazilian laught
[16:50] <hellzzz> like lol
[16:50] <hellzzz> or
[16:50] <hellzzz> rofl
[16:50] <bliP> oh hehehe

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[21:11] <[Lifter]> technically i could say i have a big black nigga for a brother

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[17:58] *** Hanky|busy changes topic to 'fde3 trailer @ http://qwtf.ausfortress.com || cmf ppl goto #clan-cmf (since chunk sooked out and Chanserv banned me)'

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[18:11] <tass> is hmf still going
[18:12] <bliP> dunno? i got nothing to do with it
[18:12] <tass> ok
[18:12] <tass> cool
[18:12] <tass> so
[18:12] <tass> its dead?
[18:12] <bliP> [18:12] <bliP> dunno? i got nothing to do with it
[18:12] <tass> :/
[18:12] <tass> well who is in charge of it ? :/
[18:12] <tass> mah i'd say its dead;/
[18:12] <bliP> [18:12] <bliP> [18:12] <bliP> dunno? i got nothing to do with it
[18:12] <bliP> :P
[18:12] * tass slaps blip
[18:12] <bliP> hehe
[18:13] <MrFurious> HEHE

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[20:08] <Azmodan> I look evil and pretty at the same time

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[22:47] <bliP> did you ppl realise the conversation is alot easier to follow IF YOU TYPE ON ONE LINE?
[22:48] <bliP> but like stop going for the most lines award and go for the longest line award in the stats

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[23:02] <Jin`t_t> yay
[23:02] <Jin`t_t> nztf is umping
[23:02] <Jin`t_t> pumping

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[23:12] <driz> also herpes
[23:12] <driz> but thats ok.
[23:12] <driz> HERPES IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

[Anthony.S]

IRC is still like it always been I see

[Jin]

ey' purge :>

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[19:30] <Jin`t_t> #cawpug
[19:31] <DD> er?
[19:31] <DD> caw?
[19:32] <Jin`t_t> mean get in a pug u fuckwit

lol sorry DD ?

[bliP]

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[23:12] <klix0r> my boss is a big old black guy who eats curry

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[18:13] <Azmodan> cranks a faggot

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[18:35] <Sepulchral> internet is my life

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[18:34] <imaquitter> i dun need the internet to hit on someone
[18:34] <imaquitter> sorry m
[18:34] <Sepulchral> i do

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[18:37] <Sepulchral> i am the tf godess

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[18:48] <bliP> use the other chan you regged Sepulchral
[18:49] <Sepulchral> #rim?
[18:49] *** Sepulchral was kicked by crank (Cool Man)

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[19:12] <hellzzz> im a apple

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[19:30] <hellzzz> anybody send to me a map of newzeland?
[19:30] <hellzzz> lol
[19:31] <IamBebe> throw a pie on the wall thats what i looks like
[19:31] <IamBebe> :P

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[19:58] <Sepulchral> you should listen to gay oldksool music like me
[19:58] <Sepulchral> makes you feel better

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[13:50] <HellStorm> 2 of my hoodies got stolen
[13:50] <HellStorm> i feel
[13:50] <HellStorm> like
[13:50] <HellStorm> non gangsta now
[13:50] <HellStorm> :/

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[19:54] <lordCONAN> im so takin this yoyo to uni

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[20:53] <HellStorm> tassadar
[20:53] <HellStorm> u look like
[20:53] <HellStorm> your gonna kill someone

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[21:01] <Sepulchral> funny
[21:01] <Sepulchral> i picutrred hs
[21:01] <Sepulchral> really really fat
[21:01] <Sepulchral> for some reason :/

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[17:52] <Sepulchral> and you go REAAAAAAAALllllll fat when you sj
[17:52] <Sepulchral> sometimes
[17:52] <Sepulchral> fast

[player]

<djduk> that becons me to looj through to these
<djduk> infintite possibilites
<djduk> push the envelope
<djduk> watch it bend
<djduk> over thinking
<djduk> over analyzing
<djduk> seperates the body fromt he mind
<tripz> you stoned?
<djduk> yes

[W0Lv3R1nE]

PLAYER!
where you been man
i was gonna make a topic saying where is player
;/

[player]

[W0Lv3R1nE]

(00:18:24) (meht) yo im trippin' out son some weird wacky dacky
(00:18:35) (W-) lol
(00:18:38) (W-) bro you stoned
(00:19:28) (meht) yeah man Im trippin on this weird shit
(00:19:37) (meht) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooo ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggg gggggggggggg
(00:19:39) (meht) yes
(00:19:39) (W-) what you been doing
(00:19:40) (meht) YES!!
(00:19:41) (W-) p?
(00:19:47) (meht) fuckin awesome
(00:19:51) (meht) I see blue
(00:19:53) (meht) and red
(00:19:55) (meht) and green
(00:20:03) (meht) yes and a neked man
(00:20:06) (meht) I mean mean
(00:20:09) (W-) lol
(00:20:12) (meht) and naked worms and shit
(00:20:21) (meht) and a bird that goes
(00:20:23) (meht) tweeet
(00:20:24) (W-) haha
(00:20:25) (meht) tweeet
(00:20:29) (meht) miaow
(00:20:31) (meht) bopooo
(00:20:34) (meht) I can boooo
(00:20:38) (meht) yeash
(00:20:43) (W-) yo type /quit for free porn
(00:20:50) (meht) thish isth the shittest shit that ive ever shitted
(00:20:54) -› quit: (meht) ([email protected]) (Quit
(00:20:57) (W-) LOL
(00:20:57) -› no such nickname: (meht)

[bliP]

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[17:53] <Balthasar> jeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnyyyyyyyy crraaaaaaaaaigggg

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[23:43] <Adminis-traitor> that instantly makes me a cock you dick

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[14:06] <lifter> nah
[14:06] <lifter> she's cool as
[14:06] <lifter> hot too
[14:06] <lifter> fucking fred
[14:06] <lifter> if she met me first
[14:06] <lifter> shed be doing me
[14:06] <lifter> not him
[14:06] <lifter> fs]

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[20:11] <Sepulchral> pw is: pugisntonyetyoudumbcunt

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[21:37] <DD> I soooo wanna have cranks babies

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[22:34] <Shoyu> i played like shit :(

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[22:50] <DD> crank ma bitch

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[22:53] <MrFurious> WE ARE A GIANT LEECH MOB PH33R OUR PITCHFORKS AND FIRE..
[22:53] <MrFurious> etc et

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[22:05] <lifter-> you have no godamn idea what you're on about

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[22:58] <lifter-> BLIP HAS TURNED COOL
[22:58] <lifter-> HE'S LIKE THE GIRL FORM 'SHES ALL THAT'

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[22:59] <lifter-> how do you know I have a funky little ass :(

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[23:01] <DD> fuck=ing fay spelling

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[23:09] <DD> At 5 i was having sexual fantansies of my teacher

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[23:10] <BiffTannen> But I brought cookies

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[23:10] <DD> DD GAY
[23:10] <DD> ffs

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[21:58] *** HellStorm Quit (Killed (OpServ (Joined an illegal modeless channel - do not repeat.)))

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[23:35] <lifter> she gave it to me cause im from south auckland
[23:35] <lifter> i need one so i dont get beaten up
[23:35] <lifter> ahaha

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[23:35] <Jin`t_t> this cameras a shithole
[23:35] <Jin`t_t> takes ugly pics
[23:35] <Jin`t_t> ehhe

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[23:36] <avail> might goto bed anyway
[23:36] <avail> fken work
[23:36] <avail> :((((((((
[23:36] <avail> laying bricks is so mycg fun

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[23:40] <driz> HI!! I am Lexi and i just wanted to tell you that I love to get your hot cum spread all over my face. If you are up to giving me a hot load of cream on my pretty teen face then maybe you can be my man!!

[bliP]

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[23:51] <Jin`t_t> do u's know the finger story?
[23:52] <lifter> no
[23:52] <lifter> but
[23:52] <lifter> i have a finger story too
[23:52] <lifter> one night
[23:52] <lifter> it was me
[23:52] <lifter> jess
[23:52] <lifter> fred
[23:52] <lifter> and bob
[23:52] <lifter> fred and bob and i were all sleeping in the same bed
[23:52] <lifter> after millencolin concert
[23:52] <lifter> and jess was having sex with her bf in the lounge
[23:52] <lifter> we could hear
[23:52] <lifter> and we were still really fucking drunk
[23:52] <lifter> and then out of no where
[23:53] <lifter> the noises stop
[23:53] <lifter> and arnika falls inside the door
[23:53] <lifter> and is like
[23:53] <lifter> "....smell my finger"
[23:53] <lifter> and that is all.
[23:53] <lifter> we hid under the bedsheets :(
[23:53] <lifter> stupid dirty bitch
[23:53] <lifter> ill post a pic of jess and i drunk

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[23:56] <Jin`t_t> i was gonna pic my g/f today
[23:56] <Jin`t_t> ..
[23:56] <Jin`t_t> she beat me up
[23:56] <Jin`t_t> like
[23:56] <Jin`t_t> ..
[23:56] <Jin`t_t> smashed me

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[23:56] <Cyberbob> jin.. you do know that you can actually have more than 3-4 words per line right?

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[00:00] <pug|away> I've spent 15wks 1day 23hrs 11mins 18secs in #besmella
[00:00] <[Hashkey]> good god
[00:00] <pug|away> :)

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[16:27] <lifter> whjat tje fck is that.
[16:27] <lifter> I can speel.
[16:27] <lifter> And tipe.

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[13:21] <Arch> kok you think im sexy
[13:21] <Arch> i know you do
[13:21] <Arch> want my phone number
[13:21] <Arch> :P

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[19:25] <DD> Im someday going to have babies with crank

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[18:40] <lifter> lifters a crappy name

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[22:09] <lifter> i wish i could go back to high school with the knowledge i have now
[22:09] <lifter> i'd be so fucking cool

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[21:51] <TheWatcher> and now to get a drink im all wrinkled..
[21:51] <TheWatcher> damn salt water
[21:51] <lifter-> normal water makes you wrinkled too

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[23:14] <bliP> does anyone shorten your name to cyber? :)
[23:15] <Vanquish> dont think anyone calls him Cyberbob
[23:15] <Cyberbob> yea mostly chicks call me cyber
[23:15] <Cyberbob> and guys call be bob
[23:15] <Vanquish> :)
[23:15] <bliP> hehe

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[16:50] <lifter> It's not that fluffly honey eating beers aren't my scene

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[14:35] <DD> Im off to shave my pubes

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[14:37] <DD> give me your hl key
[14:37] <DD> I wann be gay
[14:37] <DD> er
[14:37] <DD> i mean
[14:37] <DD> ....
[14:37] <DD> gay?

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[17:36] <RustyNail> im a engineer not a comedian

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[17:40] <MonkeyChunks> i speak fluent asshole

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[19:01] <Arch> turn it on
[19:01] <REDcap> ok
[19:01] <REDcap> why do u want to send me sexual msgs

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[22:21] <PorKy> i was told that Blip is woman?

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[00:02] *** Wolverine sets mode: +o bliP
[00:02] <Wolverine> ill pick first :P
[00:03] <Wolverine> #rhed
[00:03] <bliP> Shoyu #bru3

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[00:55] * Wolverine punches wall
[00:55] <Wolverine> so close :/

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[00:56] <Wolverine> all i hear from deac is
[00:56] <Wolverine> incoming lift
[00:56] <Wolverine> incoming spiral
[00:56] <Wolverine> incoming lift
[00:56] <Wolverine> incoming lift
[00:56] <Wolverine> incoming spiral

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[01:01] <TheWatcher> vs blop and showofftou...and didn't bitch :D

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[01:05] <Vanquish> what channel?
[01:05] <fes> 1
[01:05] <Vanquish> omg
[01:05] <Vanquish> :)

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[01:08] <TheWatcher> erm cant see it aye
[01:08] <DD> HAHA
[01:08] <DD> cock
[01:08] <DD> you cant even get your tv guide calls right either
[01:09] <DD> as bad as your incoming and outgoing calls hehe

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[01:18] <chiQ> I'm busy making breasts - speaking isn't a priority :P

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[14:56] <fusion> yes son blipage

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[16:05] <_DD_> fucking #nzpug it dammit

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[14:26] <Azmodan> FUCK
[14:26] <Azmodan> FUCKFUCK
[14:26] <Azmodan> I think I deleted my tf dir
[14:26] <Azmodan> GR

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[14:29] <Azmodan> I don't fucking believe this SHIT

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[14:30] <lifter> it's fine you fussy fuck

[bliP]

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[14:34] <lifter> holy shit !
[14:34] * lifter tries this shit out
[14:35] <lifter> OMFG
[14:35] <Azmodan> I hope you're not trying out adquedit, that's fucking EVLI
[14:35] <Azmodan> EVLI I say

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[16:01] <Kapz> someone say something i'm testing Java applet IRC
[16:01] <Kapz> :)
[16:01] <Apoc`Away> is still away -( sleep )- gone 16 hr 26 min 12 s -( P:On / L:On )-
[16:01] <Kapz> w00t thanks apoc, it works

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[17:02] <lifter> You're all fucked in the head.
[17:02] *** lifter has left #9-11

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[17:04] <lifter-> you're all fucking racist
[17:04] <lifter-> now i'm going to go kill some chinks
[17:04] <lifter-> away (bf1942) l|off p|off

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[16:05] <ben`gone> virgin bergin momergin

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[22:53] <Snoozer> i have now mastered powerpoint
[22:53] <Snoozer> that took about 1 hour

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[11:02] <PorKy> i have not been to school 4 20 old yeaRS HAHHAAHAH

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[12:38] <Jin`t_t> so AcidFang
[12:38] <Jin`t_t> rimed any good men recently

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[14:41] <MrFurious> i like a chick who knows how to handle her rockets ;P

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[14:41] <Deac> this porn lacks

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[14:42] <AcidFang> im gonna drive my civic into the beehive in a few mins

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[17:05] * Balthasar unbuttons his shirt
[17:06] * Balthasar slips it off and throws to cheering audience
[17:07] <Balthasar> can't go any further here though sorry :( tis a family channel
[17:08] <Balthasar> blast~
[17:10] <bliP> hardly a family channel
[17:10] <DD> specially when Im about

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[20:08] <driz> haha SUCK IT YUO STUPD HPB

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[20:26] * pbot SUPERBOTHAXWITHCHEESE

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[20:34] <AwayPorkY> you should not talk to Arch hes very strange

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[20:34] <player> have u guys seen that photo of fes?
[20:34] <Arch> hurry up oldman you will miss out on pug
[20:34] <Arch> yes]
[20:34] <AwayPorkY> nop ?
[20:34] <player> he looks like a convict!
[20:34] <Arch> ont he bd?
[20:34] <Arch> lol
[20:35] <Arch> so does griff :P

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[22:05] <T1T4N> at least your gf didn't crash your new car.

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[22:14] *** Suca`Sick Quit (Banned from GamesNet: You are a net junkie, 285 hours + on GamesNet is unacceptable. Get a life.)

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[16:44] <p-b> wtf is the bet place to find cheats?
[16:44] <mpx> happypuppy.com
[16:44] <lordp> gamesdomain.com
[16:44] <p-b> happypuppy.com sucks
[16:44] <mpx> you suck
[16:44] <mpx> fag
[16:44] <mpx> fuck off
[16:45] <mpx> it didn't do anything to you
[16:45] <mpx> you harsh fuck
[16:45] <mpx> OOOOOOO i have mail
[16:45] <mpx> [email protected]
[16:45] <mpx> ;(

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[22:23] <tass> and i have nfi who/what you are:/
[22:23] <kramage> :/
[22:24] <kramage> kram
[22:25] <bliP> previous names so we can go OMFG IT'S YOU or HAHAHA WHAT A DICK or WHO? 'n stuff
[22:25] <kramage> :)
[22:25] <kramage> turbo
[22:25] <kramage> bbl
[22:25] <bliP> HAHAHA WHAT A DICK
[22:25] <bliP> nah
[22:25] <bliP> WHO?

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[23:35] <Bangers> anyone know who the red tellytubby is ?

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[19:21] <haze> 17:19.15 (Hanky|gone): hey homo.. look at my quit message..
[19:21] <haze> lol
[19:22] <Overkill_> [17:19] *** Hanky|gone has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
[19:22] <haze> i know
[19:22] <Overkill_> rofl
[19:22] <haze> rofl
[19:22] <haze> its so my quit msg!
[19:22] <lordCONAN> rofl
[19:22] <REDbandana> ahhahahaah
[19:22] <REDbandana> geeek bully

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[00:58] <DD> hehe'
[00:59] <DD> you living by yourself now
[00:59] <DD> ?
[00:59] <tass> no :(
[00:59] <tass> i wish
[00:59] <tass> just ignore my mum :P
[00:59] <DD> hah
[00:59] <tass> she cooks and cleans well
[00:59] <tass> :D
[00:59] <DD> thats a bonus
[01:00] <DD> does she sex?
[01:00] <DD> thats always good
[01:00] <tass> D:
[01:00] <tass> i wouldnt know
[01:00] <tass> and shes real old
[01:00] <tass> and ugly :p
[01:00] <DD> hahaha
[01:00] <DD> arent all mothers
[01:01] <DD> just make ya quiver thinking about it aye

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[21:30] <TheWatcher> crank owns
[21:30] <scorpsy> :D
[21:30] <collie|tacticsogre> crannk sucks scrotums

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[22:05] <Sepulchral> I BET YOU FUCKIN ARSE
[22:05] <Sepulchral> ARE

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[22:20] *** Sepulchral was kicked by crank (You the real one?)
[22:20] *** Sepulchral- was kicked by crank (You the real one?)
[22:20] *** [sepulchral] was kicked by crank (You the real one?)
[22:20] *** [[sepulchral]] was kicked by crank (You the real one?)

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[23:06] <sepulnation> woah
[23:06] <sepulnation> shes hot as
[23:08] <sepulnation> so wtf..... its a chick?
[23:08] <sepulnation> or a d00d?
[23:08] <Arch-> chick
[23:09] <sepulnation> good

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[16:07] * MrFurious hugs crank

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[17:01] <lifter-> CMON MAN
[17:01] <lifter-> i wanna do my best friend
[17:01] <lifter-> give me advive fs !

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[17:05] <lifter-> bs
[17:05] <lifter-> i am hot

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[17:28] <lifter-> im gonna do my friend

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[23:37] <Sepulchral> wobblingtacticsogre
[23:37] <Sepulchral> doint come into a pug channel
[23:37] <Sepulchral> when you dont play tf
[23:37] <Sepulchral> you moron
[23:38] <Sepulchral> i said return if you were gonna play :\
[23:40] <wobblingtacticsogre> yes i do u cunt
[23:40] <wobblingtacticsogre> i play quake u fuckin cunt
[23:40] <Sepulchral> sif
[23:40] <Sepulchral> bs
[23:41] <wobblingtacticsogre> i do fuckin so u fuckin nigger
[23:41] <wobblingtacticsogre> im makin a mod
[23:41] <wobblingtacticsogre> fo quake 3
[23:41] <wobblingtacticsogre> and i play it
[23:41] <Sepulchral> ...
[23:41] <Sepulchral> you diiot
[23:41] <Sepulchral> tf = quakeworld team fortress
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> huh?
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> why?
[23:42] <Sepulchral> o
[23:42] <Sepulchral> m
[23:42] <Sepulchral> f
[23:42] <Sepulchral> g
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> oh... i thought tf was fo halflife?
[23:42] <Sepulchral> NO
[23:42] <Sepulchral> THE ORRIGINAL TF
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> anyways, im makin a mod fo quake 3 :D
[23:42] <Sepulchral> QAUKEWORLD TEAM FORTRSSS
[23:42] <Sepulchral> ASIN QUAKE1
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> its gunan be so l33t
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> way bett0r tahn tf
[23:42] <wobblingtacticsogre> oic, so , tfc, is just like a sequel to tf?
[23:43] <Sepulchral> YES
[23:43] <Sepulchral> BUT IT SUCKS
[23:43] <Sepulchral> AND QWTF IS 57489578439 TIMES BETTER THEN TFC
[23:43] <wobblingtacticsogre> pffft
[23:44] <Sepulchral> BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY REQUIRES SKILL
[23:44] <Sepulchral> IM OFF TO DUEL PLAYER
[23:44] <Sepulchral> GOOD NIGHT TO YOU SIR

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[14:15] <Digz_TNA> nope. just checked my list and u def not on it, unless u are beastyXXX or naughtymodels

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[14:21] <mpx> trial expired
[14:21] <mpx> I JUST FUCKING INSTALLED IT

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[16:04] <Gutty|Forum_work> -(Teletubbies|Theme)-(128kbps|44.1kHz|3.21MB|3m30s)-(N/A|N/A|N/A)-

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[18:06] <Snoozer> 72 hours of omg WEEE

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[18:15] <p-b> does porn on dvd give you different angles?

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[20:01] <solj-> omg
[20:01] <solj-> my lil bros friend asks me to fix his comp cause a cd was stuck in the driver
[20:01] <solj-> and i go over to his house
[20:01] <solj-> and i go "wheres the cd'
[20:01] <solj-> and he points at the floppy disk drive
[20:01] <solj-> O
[20:01] <solj-> M
[20:01] <solj-> G
[20:01] <donaldo> was it a cd?
[20:02] <solj-> one of em mini cds
[20:02] <donaldo> ahaahahahahhahahhahaha
[20:02] <donaldo> LOL
[20:02] <solj-> he jammed it inside the floppy
[20:02] <solj-> the knob

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[22:47] <BlackRose> IN MY TARTAN SKOOLGIRL SKIRT
[22:47] <BlackRose> HUH?
[22:47] <BlackRose> AND MY WHITE BLOUSE?!?!?!?
[22:47] <BlackRose> HUH?
[22:47] <BlackRose> LIKE THAT???

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[22:50] <Jin`t_t> alig
[22:50] <Jin`t_t> was
[22:50] <BlackRose> ???
[22:50] <Jin`t_t> hey look at that!
[22:50] <BlackRose> CUNT
[22:50] * Jin`t_t gets distracted
[22:50] <BlackRose> FUCKING ANUS

[bliP]

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[22:51] <BlackRose> FUCKSTICK

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[22:52] <wobblingtacticsogre> JIM 'TT IS GAY!

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[22:56] * BlackRose rips crank's testicles off single handedly

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[23:02] <BlackRose> and sho
[23:02] <BlackRose> cept sho would do something gay
[23:02] <BlackRose> like
[23:02] <BlackRose> touch me
[23:02] <Jin`t_t> im sure acid would be too gay to me
[23:02] <BlackRose> or something

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[23:02] <Cyberbob> [22:50] <Jin`t_t> im sure acid would be too gay to me
[23:02] <Cyberbob> that must be the MOST words you've ever put on one line

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[23:07] * BlackRose slaps crank around a bit with a large trout
[23:07] <BlackRose> wot a fucking homo

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[23:08] <BlackRose> did mine fuhrer crank kick u as well
[23:08] <BlackRose> cos u dont have blond hair and blue eyes
[23:08] <BlackRose> AND UR NOT FUCKING QUEER

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[23:10] <bliP> but what if Cyberbob wants to be gay?
[23:10] <Cyberbob> YEA!
[23:10] <Jin`t_t> then he can be
[23:10] <Cyberbob> WHAT IF IT WANT TO BE GAY!

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[00:26] <twist> /kb toules ahiahiaseoheiaoiheah

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[00:27] <mercury> dammit i wanted to play reload toules
[00:27] <mercury> and u make me pug
[00:29] <toules> ehe merc :)
[00:29] <toules> reload bailed anyway

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[17:17] <Wolv> heh 10 year old behind me is playing wc3
[17:20] <MrFurious> ur mate?
[17:20] <lifter> nah
[17:20] <lifter> just a mirror
[17:20] <MrFurious> :P

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[18:47] <RustyNail> im not into porn

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[20:28] <lifter> I'm ops
[20:28] <lifter> THINGS CHANGE WHEN LIFTERS IN CONTROL

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[21:23] <DD> omg you fucking lot are worse than a bunch of kindercarten kids fighting over the fukcing slide

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[22:25] *** DD sets mode: +ntsl-im 14

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[15:05] *** [#nzfortress] topic- 'muhahah'
[15:05] *** [#nzfortress] topic- set by bliP (Fri 20th Sep 2002 02:12p)

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[15:04] <Wolv> ill join dbh

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[05:16] <DD> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[05:30] *** Shoyu Quit (Excess Flood)
[05:32] *** Wolv Quit (Excess Flood)

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[06:07] <DD> ooo i feeel the power

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[07:15] <Balthasar> he said nasty things about your mother behind your back

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[10:35] <DD> hehehe Im as pissed as a 18 yr old girl on vingar

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[11:44] <DD> Do you actually comsume the greeen one?
[11:45] <DD> (forgive meim not fully with it
[11:45] <DD> )
[11:45] <bliP> you ever are?
[11:45] <mpx> I don't mean weed you incoherant druggie.
[11:46] <DD> shoosh blip hehe
--later--
[12:37] <DD> [23:33] <bliP> you ever are?
[12:37] <DD> hahhah I just got that
[12:37] <DD> CUNT heh

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[05:20] * DD coooking
[05:28] <DD> fuck cooking
[05:28] * DD shop

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[11:10] <blakjesus> Hard Disk Drive Status: (Used/Free/Size)
[11:10] <blakjesus> HELLSTORM (C:) 18262.87MB/12251.94MB/30514.81MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> LOVES (D:) 27356.78MB/10796.06MB/38152.84MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> MAD (E:) 41549.59MB/4225.97MB/45775.56MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> HUGE (F:) 18626.91MB/448.75MB/19075.66MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> AMOUNTS (G:) 17159.39MB/1900.59MB/19059.98MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> OF (H:) 10046.63MB/1355.55MB/11402.18MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> COCK (J:) 941.14MB/47.43MB/988.57MB (FAT32)
[11:10] <blakjesus> Total: 133943.31MB/31026.29MB/164969.6MB

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[04:41] <DD> what ya been up too?
[04:41] <DD> DONT SAY CS!
[04:41] <Loony> pff
[04:41] * bliP primes gren just in case
[04:41] <Loony> no way
[04:41] <Loony> :]
[04:41] <Loony> ive been playin a bit of freeze tag lately :o
[04:41] <DD> Havent played it
[04:42] <Loony> its fun
[04:42] <Loony> q3
[04:42] * TheWatcher watches blip self gren
[04:42] <TheWatcher> TEHE
[04:42] <bliP> hahaha

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[05:24] <lifter> do me
[05:24] * DD rodgers lifter

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[06:44] <lifter> I'd rather stick needles up my ass

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[07:32] <Hanky> fuk ur a dumb ass CHUCK
[07:32] <Hanky> oh i ment, chunk
[07:32] <ChUnK> who's the dumbass u spelt it wrong u idiot
[07:32] <Hanky> im sorry chuck
[07:32] <Hanky> SHIT, i cant spell!
[07:33] <ChUnK> wat evr makes u wet hanky

[W0Lv3R1nE]

lol damn nazi's aye soulles
[23:08] <BlackRose> did mine fuhrer crank kick u as well
[23:08] <BlackRose> cos u dont have blond hair and blue eyes
[23:08] <BlackRose> AND UR NOT FUCKING QUEER

[Fatty]

-17:13:18- (@[QLD]Azmodan) fatty^^ can I borrow $2.50/
-17:13:22- (fatty^^) sure
-17:13:30- (@[QLD]Azmodan) fuck that didn't go as planned
-17:13:33- (fatty^^) ahahha
-17:13:35- (fatty^^) :P
-17:13:37- (@[QLD]Azmodan) hehe
-17:13:38- (DD) hows that fatty?
-17:13:39- (fatty^^) wanna try again
-17:13:51- (@[QLD]Azmodan) fatty^^ can I borrow $2.50/
-17:13:55- (fatty^^) sure
-17:13:59- (@[QLD]Azmodan) FUCK
-17:14:01- (fatty^^) ahahahaha
-17:14:04- (@[QLD]Azmodan) ahahaha

[Massacre]

lol funny shit

[bliP]

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[09:35] <DD> hahahahahah fuck hahahahaha that hahahahahaha was hadhfadshfsladjhjhahah

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[04:12] <Wolverine> k
[04:12] <Wolverine> go to rebel
[04:12] <Wolverine> PW IS
[04:12] <Wolverine> imnot that dumb
[04:12] <Wolverine> hehe

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[20:12] <lifter-> sex circle
[20:12] <lifter-> would be ok
[20:12] <lifter-> if I was a guy
[20:12] <lifter-> and there were 8 girls !
[20:12] <lifter-> wtf if I was a guy
[20:12] <lifter-> I think I'm still asleep
[20:12] <bliP> hahaha

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[20:45] <fes> blip have you been sipping mums coff med bro ...:P

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[21:04] <Quik> sho you better not come into pug halfway thru and get picked by blip :)

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[21:46] <scorpsy> all tfers are homo fagets
[21:46] <scorpsy> =/

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[21:47] <fes> yes quik you'll be able to frame it!!!!1
[21:48] <fes> :P

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[21:52] <bliP> #rh3d
[21:52] <Vanquish> Jin`t_t
[21:52] <Vanquish> #bllle
[21:52] <bliP> Shoyu
[21:53] <Vanquish> we'ved lost
[21:53] <Vanquish> cyas
[21:53] *** Vanquish has left #pugcunts
[21:53] <bliP> rofl

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[22:35] <DD> Couldnt of got more entertaining if there was a hooker and a cheese grater

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[23:05] <Mrgoneeee> o i get it now
[23:05] <Mrgoneeee> haha
[23:05] <Mrgoneeee> fk im
[23:05] <Mrgoneeee> slow

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[23:37] <MrFurious> wb shoyo
[23:37] <Shoyu> !
[23:37] * bliP gives MrFurious a bagfull of "u"s
[23:38] <MrFurious> ok
[23:38] <MrFurious> shuyu
[23:38] <MrFurious> to many u's ;\

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[13:17] *** Devil has joined #planetslackers
[13:18] <Devil> suckmyballs
[13:19] <p-b> i'm sorry you don't have any
[13:21] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Devil
[13:22] <Devil> ABUSECHANNEL!
[13:22] <p-b> haha, my witty comment leaves him at a loss for words!
[13:22] <Devil> I was looking at page in topic :P
[13:22] <p-b> suuuuure
[13:22] * Devil throws cabbage
[13:23] *** Devil was kicked by trogs (there will be no food fighting in #ps)
[13:23] *** Devil has joined #planetslackers
[13:23] <trogs> =)
[13:23] <Devil> terrorist ;()

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[15:44] <WolveriNE> we r gonna get wasted
[15:44] <WolveriNE> fuck this
[15:44] *** WolveriNE has left #nzpugme
[15:44] <goten-> sif

[15:44] *** WolveriNE has joined #nzpugme

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[16:38] <player> #shoyu

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[18:05] * BlackRose rips sep'stecticle off SINGLE HANDEDLY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
[18:05] <scorpsy> lol
[18:05] <BlackRose> SINGLEHANDEDLY!

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[18:09] <_DD_> do you think your attitude makes you "cool"?

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[20:40] <player> amybe u should move to nz
[20:40] <spas> i might
[20:41] <spas> i like sheep as well
[20:41] <spas> added bonus

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[21:43] <BlackRose> im really quite attractive

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[21:43] <BlackRose> i honestly believe i am the most goodlooking tfer

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[22:23] <IamBebe> #pug
[22:24] <haze> #gopugurself
[22:24] <haze> :D

[bliP]

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[16:56] <[lifter]> GO ON
[16:56] <bliP> hows a +v
[16:56] <[lifter]> lame
[16:56] <[lifter]> +v's are like getting silver in the olymics
[16:56] <bliP> haha
[16:56] <[lifter]> "Congratulations, out of all of the losers, you placed first."

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[17:01] <[lifter]> I remember when I first VERY FIRST got the internet
[17:01] <[lifter]> and ICQ
[17:01] <[lifter]> i was talking to this HOT as aussie chick
[17:02] <[lifter]> but then my computer died and I lost her contact DDDDDDDDD:

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[17:01] *** sandz changes topic to 'i wouldnt suggest unbanning don | http://qwtf.ausfortress.com/ <--updated'
[17:01] <[lifter]> I SUGGEST UNBANNING DON

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[17:25] <scorpsy> wouldn't flirt with a munter
[17:25] <scorpsy> like him

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[17:26] <player> tell him to syck ur text (_)_)------------------D

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[17:44] <lordCONAN> i wanna go to nz

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[18:43] <[lifter]> the things I do for sex

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[18:42] <[lifter]> i'd work on you to get a root scorps, dw

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[20:12] <[lifter]> f
[20:12] <[lifter]> d
[20:12] <[lifter]> i
[20:12] <[lifter]> s
[20:12] <[lifter]> k

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[20:19] <DD> can i join then leave at a crucial part?

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[20:25] <[lifter]> honestly blip
[20:25] <[lifter]> i might take a trip to hamilton
[20:25] <[lifter]> AND SMASH YOUR FUCKING CRANK BOX

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[20:27] <DD> im a dos god!

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[22:19] <fes> my outside toilet is threatening to launch...
[22:21] <DD> going to tie down the loo?
[22:21] <fes> yupo:P

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[20:31] <Sepulchral> shame
[20:31] <Sepulchral> it's funny how rusty advertises when he goes for a cig
[20:32] <Sepulchral> which is every fuckin 5 minutes

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[00:20] <DD> I was running around killing teammates coz i was sooo bnored

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[15:59] <Incubus> fuck I think I am on Ashleys ignore list now
[15:59] <Incubus> hes no longer responding to my insults

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[16:02] <bil_5> more like give up the GF
[16:02] <bil_5> fuckin high maintanence bitch

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[19:50] <kocka> blip has cheating ping
[19:50] <donaldo> blip is homo
[19:50] <kocka> yup
[19:50] <donaldo> but hes cool for a homo

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[22:22] <fes> hi porky cocknose
[22:22] <PorkY> heh bitch

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[22:28] <Shoyu> what map are warriors playing on?
[22:28] <Shoyu> #$%^&*
[22:28] <Shoyu> i mean
[22:28] <Shoyu> what map!

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[22:34] *** PorkY changes topic to 'Festus wears girls pants'

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[12:37] <DD> I prefer ugly males actually
[12:38] <donaldo> i prefer hot females myself

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[12:54] * donaldo dies with laughter
[12:55] * Azmodan dies from cancer :(

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[22:37] * Shoyu is dumb

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[15:34] <[lifter]> what fov?
[15:34] <[lifter]> er
[15:34] <[lifter]> font
[15:34] <[lifter]> fucking quake
[15:34] <[lifter]> taking over my godamn life ! :P

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[16:56] <ploobadof> later on tonight im heading off the the graveyard to howl at the moon

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[18:00] <mpx> i was just owning xtra 2
[18:00] <mpx> top scoring by MILEEEEEEEES
[18:00] <mpx> well, 1 or 2 frags

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[20:50] <tass> im willing to expose other people to my mum
[20:50] <tass> D:
[20:50] <DD> hahahah tass
[20:50] <DD> is she that hot
[20:50] <tass> no

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[20:50] <tass> id rather get reamed by goatse man
[20:50] <tass> then have sex
[20:50] <tass> with my mum
[20:50] <tass> D:

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[21:14] <Cyberbob> CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
[21:14] <Cyberbob> i missed alias :(((((
[21:15] <Mabd> it was...
[21:15] <Mabd> <Cyberbob> CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

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[23:51] <plague028> crank: i love you

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[12:04] <Shoyu> nfi how to recognise you two :P
[12:04] <Wolv> im wearing a black addias t-shirt
[12:05] <Wolv> and blue hat
[12:05] <Wolv> mad is wearing a blue jumper holding a sign saying SHoyu

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[12:16] <plague028> but i can do it all on my sis' pc
[12:16] <plague028> i blame buggy software
[12:24] <p-b> so plague...
[12:24] <p-b> how old's your sister...?
[12:27] <lordp> hahah
[12:28] <p-b> hey, its a serious question!
[12:29] <p-b> i'm doing a uh... survey on sisters ages...

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[16:35] <lifter> does bliP have this special device
[16:35] <lifter> that makes only him know when im joking ?

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[23:22] <Azmodan> this is so useless
[23:22] <Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps

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[15:48] <Azmodan> well
[15:48] <Azmodan> he tked me in bf1942 :)
[15:48] <Azmodan> and hes a buffoon

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[17:23] <_DD_> no blip, not in the kitchen. Stupid me let her have my car keys
[17:23] <_DD_> and i havent seen her since 3pm

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[17:34] <lifter-> theres an orgy in my mouth

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[17:35] <vo|ati|e> i have 20 memphes meltdowns in my frezer
[17:35] <vo|ati|e> beat that one
[17:35] <lifter-> I have a bigger dick.

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[18:02] <_DD_> TheWatcher "In my day son, our couch was made from the boxes"

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[20:22] <lordCONAN> industrial revolution was pretty revolutionary

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[20:36] <lifter-> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[21:03] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> hey
[21:04] <empty> someone say something for a sec.
[21:04] <lordy> fuck off
[21:05] <empty> ta

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[17:33] <[Lifter]> away (trying bf) l|off p|off
[17:33] <vo|ati|e> lol
[17:33] <_DD_> trying boyfriend?
[17:33] <_DD_> wtf
[17:33] <_DD_> doddddgy

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[20:18] <DD> [20:14] <bliP> I HATE YOU LIFTER YOU'RE THE FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR IN FA018CE00:000145F

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[23:45] <viper`> :O
[23:45] <viper`> for a small fee of $5 ill op you
[23:47] <Zoltarc> or you can op me before I rename your forum name to "i eat dick"
[23:47] <Zoltarc> :D*

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[01:14] <chronix> crank sux

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[17:21] <diomedes> `my mum bought the same computer as me :/

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[14:16] *** tass has joined #nztf
[14:17] <tass> whats command in q3 to show fps ?
[14:17] <bliP> cl_google 1
[14:17] <tass> ta
[14:17] <Wolv-away> lol
[14:17] <tass> ,
[14:17] <tass> wtf
[14:17] <bliP> HEH
[14:17] <tass> sif looking up google for a command
[14:17] <bliP> cg_drawfps 1
[14:17] <tass> u penis
[14:17] <tass> thank you
[14:17] <tass> :D
[14:18] <lifter> haha
[14:18] <lifter> that was a pretty good one blip

[bliP]

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[14:37] <DD> FUCKY OU

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[00:04] * DD makes mad passionate love to crank

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[11:39] <lifter> fuck man
[11:39] <lifter> i wish i could sing like daniel johns
[11:40] <lifter> i think i really hurt my throat just then D:

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[19:23] <lifter> brb playing yahoo pool with reffy
[19:23] <lifter> im gonna own the bitch

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[19:45] <lifter> sarah gonna beat me
[19:45] <lifter> best of 3 D:
[19:45] <lifter> ahh fuck
[19:45] <lifter> here we go D:
[19:46] <lifter> FUCK IT ALL
[19:46] <lifter> MOTHER FUCKER
[19:46] <lifter> LOST TO A GIRL
[19:46] <lifter> A FAT GIRL
[19:47] <lifter> WICKED
[19:47] <lifter> I WON
[19:47] <lifter> OOOOOOOOWNED

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[19:34] <lifter> OMG
[19:34] <lifter> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
[19:34] <lifter> THAT WAS THE SOUND OF THE WHOLE CHANNEL GETTING OWNED

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[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay
[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay
[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay
[22:52] <Shoyu> TheWatcher is gay

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[22:59] <Sepulchral> ILL DO IT
[22:59] <Sepulchral> CAUSE I HAVE BIG NUTS

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[23:11] <DD> ahhhhhhhhh
[23:11] <DD> just finished rubbing my face in a pair of titties
[23:11] <DD> do you feel jealous?

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[23:47] * DD kisses crank goodnight

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[19:43] <tass> man it gets on my tits when cunts rail me

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[20:38] <lifter> i made
[20:38] <lifter> summer.m3u
[20:38] <lifter> ahaha
[20:38] <lifter> im such a dork

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[22:46] <EB-Away> sometimes i wonder if stupid ppl realise theyre stupid

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[20:18] <scorpsy> yous ever caught ya parnets
[20:18] <lifter> no
[20:18] <scorpsy> doing dodgy stuff
[20:18] <lifter> but fuck
[20:18] <lifter> my mums like
[20:18] <scorpsy> that's sick =/
[20:18] <lifter> "yeh we still do it"
[20:18] <scorpsy> haha
[20:18] <lifter> while i'm eating cocopops
[20:18] <Sepulchral> hahahahahahahahaha
[20:18] <Sepulchral> LOL
[20:18] <scorpsy> eeww
[20:18] <lifter> "WHAT, would you rather we devorce!?"
[20:18] <lifter> ".....MAYBE?"
[20:18] <scorpsy> lol

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[20:19] <Jub_Jub> Time to rot my mind with some "night before the exam porn"

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[14:42] <icefox> im going to get a bnner for my car thats has QWTF and TFC on it
[14:42] <icefox> people wil be like wtf is that
[14:42] <Azmodan> I bet you'll get all the chicks
[14:43] <icefox> sif its for the chicks
[14:43] <gofurboy> ^^

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[11:22] <AcidFang> night shift really fucks up ya body cock

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[11:41] <mpx> in other news, mate and I rented out an xbox with halo and doa3 last night
[11:41] <mpx> best
[11:41] <mpx> consol
[11:41] <mpx> ever
[11:41] <mpx> :I

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[15:45] <StormLrd> Got me bourbon got me beers...
[15:45] <StormLrd> got me smokes
[15:45] <StormLrd> got me drugs
[15:45] <StormLrd> I'm SET!
[15:45] <StormLrd> :)

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[15:58] <lordp> bliP - wtf is up with your quit msgs? it's code of some sort...
[15:58] <bliP> it's the quake source code :)
[15:59] <lordp> ahh
[15:59] <bliP> if i quit enough times you can compile quake :)
[15:59] <mpx> haha
[16:00] <mpx> you DORK
[16:00] <RedeviL> lol
[16:00] <bliP> :PP

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[22:37] <EB-Away> counting was never one of my strong points

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[20:15] <b1z> im just another faggot lifter

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[14:33] <d34mon[asNofriends]> Cs rocks now that I have oGC
[14:33] <d34mon[asNofriends]> lol

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[15:21] *** DisGerbed is now known as Gerbs]
[15:21] <Gerbs]> damnoit
[15:21] *** Gerbs] is now known as Gerbs

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[18:44] <HellStorm> jin that faget
[18:44] <Balthasar> apparently
[18:44] <HellStorm> im gonna ring him up
[18:44] <HellStorm> and tell him hes a newbie

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[17:12] <lifter-> like tf
[17:12] <lifter-> i'm the fucking man at it
[17:12] <lifter-> but if i actually FIGHT someone
[17:12] <lifter-> then i go straight back down to average

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[17:23] <lifter-> so i had to come back home D:
[17:23] <lifter-> but yea, i get to wank whenever now
[17:23] <lifter-> it's pretty ok

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[17:37] <tass> i am now officially gay D:

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[15:48] <[sep]> hahahahahahaah the stats dont klnow what i played as
[15:48] <scorpsy> hehe
[15:48] <[sep]> cause i didnt kill _anything_
[15:48] <[sep]> [strait·jacket] Frags: 0 Deaths: 93

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[17:19] <lifter> fuck me
[17:20] <lifter> sideways
[17:20] <lifter> through a window
[17:20] <lifter> this is a NICE drink

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[19:34] <lifter> its one of those nights
[19:34] <lifter> where everything just pisses you off
[19:34] *** bliP sets mode: +v lifter
[19:34] <bliP> here, feel special

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[23:04] <mpx> when i first saw it
[23:04] <mpx> I was probably 14 or something
[23:04] <mpx> i was happy for like a week after hehe
[23:04] <Cyberbob> lol
[23:04] <mpx> "HELLO BIRDS :o) HELLO TREES :o)"
[23:05] <mpx> I was 14 !

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[16:12] <tass> man
[16:12] <tass> if i were u
[16:12] <tass> i would have like
[16:13] <tass> touched her ass
[16:13] <tass> and stuff
[16:13] <tass> D:

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[16:13] <TheWatcher> and id walk out covered in makeup or someshit

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[19:17] <vo|ati|e> yer i got stuk in one in oz
[19:17] <vo|ati|e> with my grandma

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[21:29] <lifter-> pug bob
[21:29] <lifter-> fuck
[21:29] <lifter-> im gonna move to welly
[21:30] <lifter-> just to kick your ass

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[22:56] <lifter-> i remember the first time i said to steph 'i love u'
[22:56] <lifter-> she hit me
[22:56] <lifter-> in the head
[22:56] <lifter-> and said
[22:56] <lifter-> "me too D:"
[22:57] <lifter-> and then hit me in the head again
[22:57] <lifter-> then we made out
[22:57] <lifter-> !

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[23:14] (@DD): Best stop wanking too
[23:14] (@Wolv|hpb): sif that'd never happen

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[23:16] (@DD): "of course im going to be a bum dad, of course I am when you keep saying i am"

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[17:05] <_DD_> counterstrike is a very very very very twaty twaty twat twat of a game

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[17:43] <[mpx]> i've got something for your game browser p-b
[17:44] <p-b> whats that
[17:44] <[mpx]> 203.96.92.111:23000
[17:44] <p-b> what server is that?
[17:44] <[mpx]> put it in and find out:P
[17:44] <p-b> thats what all the girls say to me
[17:44] <[mpx]> LOL!;)

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[18:52] <Azmodan> k
[18:52] <Azmodan> this lady has a baby
[18:52] <Azmodan> and gives it to the doctor
[18:52] <Azmodan> and he takes the baby away to do all his poking and prodding
[18:52] <Azmodan> and when he comes back
[18:52] <Azmodan> he throws the baby at the lady, it misses her and falls 2 stories to its gory death
[18:52] <Azmodan> understandable, the lady goes nuts
[18:52] <Azmodan> "YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY BABY!""
[18:52] <Azmodan> and the doctor replies
[18:52] <Azmodan> "april fools!, it was already dead"
[18:52] <Azmodan> :D

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[15:18] <DD> ffs, who do you think i am, your daddy?

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[15:07] <bliP> http://DD.isgay.com
[15:07] <DD> I have a certificate to say so too

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[23:34] <kev-> if I could
[23:34] <kev-> I would shoot sepulchral dead
[23:34] <kev-> and tassafk

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[22:19] <silva`> hehe....fuckstick

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[22:36] <bliP|nothere> he seems to be the not learning type
[22:37] <tass> like the 1 that touches the electric fence twice
[22:37] <tass> :P
[22:37] <tass> i remember climbing up this steep muddy hill
[22:37] <tass> when we went hunting
[22:38] <tass> and the only thing to grab onto
[22:38] <tass> was an electric fence
[22:38] <tass> my arm was numb by the time i got to the top
[22:38] <tass> :D

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[06:53] <lifter> YES
[06:53] * lifter makes sex moves
[06:53] <lifter> IM A FUCKING LEGEND
[06:53] <lifter> bliP: I think I've finally finished my director summative !

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[07:21] <lifter> check your logs you fucking bat
[07:21] <sepulchral> I DONT HAVE LOGS YOU FUCKBAT