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21st December 2008, 14:05 | #241 |
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Letter is a fake
It's a Herald article about how a guy sent a chain letter which was bogus. WTF? Also, sky is blue, moon found not to be made of cheese, water is wet.
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21st December 2008, 14:09 | #242 | |
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Oh god... and from the very same 'journalist' - Conchords just get better and better.
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Seriously, don't let this Anna Leask woman write again.
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23rd December 2008, 10:46 | #244 | |
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Soooo... the ad in fact didn't "sneak into" kids' viewing time; it played at the time it was allowed to. Nice story, Herald.
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23rd December 2008, 11:00 | #245 | |
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^^^ Yeah, I'm willing to be proven wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was on Sunday...
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23rd December 2008, 11:04 | #246 |
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That's such a nothing story.
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23rd December 2008, 12:53 | #248 |
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Yeah that one fucked me off too...
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23rd December 2008, 12:54 | #249 |
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There is an alternative meaning to the word mum...
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23rd December 2008, 15:05 | #251 |
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*Slaps head*
lol, he could've just stayed mum on the subject to make me feel smart. |
23rd December 2008, 21:40 | #252 |
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Oh I thought you were complaining because it's a stupid use of the expression, as it leads to a double-meaning with a rediculous inferance.
I'd have still complained for that reason. Herald and Stuff seem to go out of their way to write stupid, illogical, or out-right incorrect headlines. It's like they take a personal pride in being poor at their jobs. (ok fine, I just defined their entire product, but they take special care with the headlines)
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23rd December 2008, 21:56 | #253 | |
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God, they even edit down the quote to make it sensationalistic.
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24th December 2008, 11:24 | #254 | ||
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So which is it?
Yesterdays story: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4800977a11.html Quote:
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24th December 2008, 11:27 | #255 |
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lol, fail
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24th December 2008, 23:51 | #256 |
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That is a good one.
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25th December 2008, 00:14 | #257 |
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so, so worrying
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25th December 2008, 15:08 | #258 |
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Headline reads:
How not to get burgled this Christmas Article includes tips such as: Mark your property so it can be easily identified if recovered. Take photos of unique items such as jewellery and ornaments Yes, I see how that would help you not get burgled
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29th December 2008, 21:56 | #259 | |
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5th January 2009, 13:11 | #261 |
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Kiwis keen on moving summer holidays to February
"The poll found that 44 per cent of the people believe that the summer holiday period should be moved from December to February, when the weather is warmer, compared to 51 per cent, who would like to leave it as it is. Another 5 per cent were undecided." No, actually Kiwis are keen on leaving the holidays where they are. 51% is greater than 44% |
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5th January 2009, 13:25 | #263 |
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/4809713a11.html
Same story. Different tone. Half of Kiwis.....Almost half of Kiwis...okay - 44% of Kiwis... *sigh* |
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5th January 2009, 14:40 | #265 | |
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Tenants tackle brazen burglar
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5th January 2009, 17:07 | #267 |
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February summer holiday idea finds favour
I still don't particularly like that as a headline. Seems to me that newspaper editors take this sort of angle on stories just to get people talking. The more people talk about it, the more bullshit they can print about it.
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6th January 2009, 10:13 | #271 |
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I think part of it is that it's actually hotter and more humid in then, so it would be better to have time off/holidays etc at that time of year.
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6th January 2009, 14:55 | #272 |
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7th January 2009, 14:17 | #275 |
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US radio presenter Howard Stern - a close friend of the couple - announced the Ugly Betty actress had given birth to her daughters on his show.
Which makes me wonder if he got the hot water and towels from the staff cafe to help out
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7th January 2009, 18:25 | #276 |
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I see the sports headline on the main page as
"Black caps square one-day series" What the hell the windies only just finished batting
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8th January 2009, 11:59 | #277 |
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Bush hosts ultimate presidential power lunch
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8th January 2009, 12:33 | #279 |
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Yes, that is correct, but we are not commenting about my proofreading in this thread, are we?
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And here's me thinking you worked for Stuff...
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