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6th September 2005, 17:51 | #281 |
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people who delegate work to me that I can't delegate to anyone else
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6th September 2005, 18:05 | #282 | |
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6th September 2005, 18:09 | #283 |
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Hyphenated surnames.
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6th September 2005, 18:17 | #285 | |
Mrs Colin Farrell
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6th September 2005, 18:23 | #286 |
Dee Hast Mish
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the phantom pregnancy
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6th September 2005, 18:29 | #287 | |
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Then again, there is such a thing as the morning after pill. Now that is one thing that grinds my gears. |
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7th September 2005, 00:05 | #288 |
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People with poor engrish in customer service roles at work.
And my dad, the most stubborn fuckwit in the world... after me |
7th September 2005, 17:03 | #289 |
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Cellphones with retarded rule sets.
ie - I get a txt I read it I press options and select Send because there is no Reply option. The phone randomly pics the last person I sent a txt to rather than the person I last got one from. Confusion abounds... |
7th September 2005, 17:06 | #290 |
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people who txt me about their shitty mobiles not being able to 'reply' just because I work for Telecom
"I'm sorry sir, you've rung the Broadband Helpdesk, I'll just transfer you to the correct department" |
7th September 2005, 17:18 | #291 |
I have detailed files
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But I was replying to a txt from you...
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7th September 2005, 17:34 | #292 | |
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7th September 2005, 18:01 | #293 | |
get to da choppa
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8th September 2005, 12:35 | #294 |
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Showerdays.
I mean fuck off - it's only tuesday! I've got a phantom pregnancy and a non functioning printer to worry about! Screw you guys. I'm getting drunk. |
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9th March 2006, 14:46 | #296 |
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I can't stand reading material where the "h" in "he" (and "h" in "his", and "t" in "thee") is capitalised when referencing the christians god. Its not a fucking proper noun, and its distracting.
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9th March 2006, 15:18 | #297 | |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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9th March 2006, 15:23 | #298 | |
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9th March 2006, 15:24 | #299 | |
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Fixed for grammatical correctness. This is not a "give solutions to problems as stated" thread, and besides you have to up with it in order to have certain discussions with christians. Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.
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9th March 2006, 15:25 | #300 | |
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P.S. Whats with the 60 second posting limit?
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9th March 2006, 15:31 | #301 |
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He doesn't want to have The power of spammage.
Does that count? |
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9th March 2006, 15:43 | #304 | |
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EDIT : Its more the distraction (and arrogance that it implies) that bothers me, I am not too worried about grammar.
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9th March 2006, 16:26 | #306 |
get to da choppa
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Not engaging the clutch correctly generally grinds my gears.
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9th March 2006, 16:38 | #307 | |
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9th March 2006, 16:44 | #308 | |
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I am fairly sure that capitalising "He" is a respect thing rather than "God's other names are 'He' and 'His'", but what do I know, its been years since I was at school
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9th March 2006, 17:14 | #309 | |
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Xor, cheers man, I'll save that pic for future posting hilarity Now if only a certain someone (who will probably read this) knew that the word they were aiming for this morning was "lose", not "loose". Last edited by Savage : 9th March 2006 at 17:16. |
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9th March 2006, 17:20 | #310 |
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My Car is awesome, Its really fast. Car is also comfortable, Its leather seats and Its fluffy stearing wheel make for some good driving
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9th March 2006, 17:24 | #311 | |
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9th March 2006, 17:30 | #312 | |
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9th March 2006, 17:34 | #313 |
Dee Hast Mish
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cover your screen in something toxic
that way - when people touch it - they die and word will spread quickly not to touch your screen
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9th March 2006, 17:35 | #314 |
Stunt Pants
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You think fingerprints are bad? My boss has a note on his screen telling people to stop altering its resolution and refresh rate.
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9th March 2006, 17:39 | #315 |
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...and I'm done!
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9th March 2006, 17:49 | #316 |
Stunt Pants
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Don't touch my screen with your dirty fingers or I'll kill you and upholster my car seats with your hide!
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9th March 2006, 18:00 | #317 |
I have detailed files
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close...
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9th March 2006, 18:05 | #318 |
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Ah see, you've got that all wrong. Poo on you.
What you need to do is get a picture of the blond guy in Fight Club that Brad Pitt smashes and put it next to the monitor with a caption that says "This is what happened to the last guy who smudged my monitor. I will get BRUTAL on your ass" |
9th March 2006, 18:11 | #319 |
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...or Goatse man.
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